since I cheated on my girlfriend and got dumped I've been eating sweets nonstop and it's giving me terrible gas I now live with an insane old man and a chill black guy and just lay in bed eating sweets wallowing in my terrible gas
It barely spins at all. It was probably completely tidally locked at some point, had a meteor/comet collision that made it spin super slow, and its corrosive atmosphere weathered down the impact site rather quickly.
well Venus its supposed to be the female planet and you now they like to do things their own way at first only for them to crawl back asking for help when they frick it up
Common theory for why Venus spins in reverse is it was spinning the proper way at some point or was tidally locked and then a collision changed it and/or friction between the mantle and the very dense atmosphere caused it to shift so that its axis is at the bottom.
HAHAHA YOU SAID URANUS HAHAHA! I FELL INTO URANUS! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT URANUS SMELLS LIKE! HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY!! THEY SHOULD'VE NAMED IT URASSBUTT INSTEAD HAHA!! THEY SHOULD SWITCH THE NAMES OF JUPITER AND URANUS THAT WAY URANUS WILL BE THE GAS GIANT INSTEAD. WOULDN'T THAT BE SO FUNNY? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
There are two theories:
1 >they formed that way far from the sun's influence
2 >something hit them and knocked them to one side
What's big enough to cause a shift like that on a planet massive as Uranus? Great question, no one knows. Isn't that scary?
It's a very dense gas to the point it becomes close to a solid.
Iirc a planet can become a a (pseudo?)sun if it gets dense enough somehoe, and in case of Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that, even starting to have a very very faint glow. So other gas giants being dense enough to be close to rocks is a solid theory.
Also it has huge rocks inside who hold this gas together, that could work for impact too.
>Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that, even starting to have a very very faint glow
As if Summers weren't already getting bad enough
9 months ago
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We're probably going to die from the original sun's inflation fetishism before it even starts emitting any tiny bit of heat that won't lose energy by the time it reaches earth.
9 months ago
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It wouldn't be so bad. A little more UV won't kill you much faster than it already does.
9 months ago
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Apparently, it's normal for solar systems to have two stars. So maybe it's a good thing Jupiter never decided to become a sun.
9 months ago
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Our solar system is really odd compared to what we've found so far.
9 months ago
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That's what makes us a unique snowflake in the universe. Yes, we are special and should act like it.
Can anyone give sources on the sun glow density thing? I'm certain i've heard ot before but all i can find is comparisons of mass between 'piter and sun
>and in case of Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that
Not really
Jupiter would need to be 75 times more massive or about 4 times the diameter to be able to ignite into a true star
Somewhat less than that to be a failed star
9 months ago
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Yeah, that's exactly what i said.
It's on the upper limit of being a planet to the point it glows, but it's not becoming a sun in our lifetimes
9 months ago
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It's not on the upper limit of being a planet of you need to be 75x as massive to ignite
The center is probably maybe definitely solid due to extreme gravity, so even if everything above that was just thick atmosphere anything that gets caught in it's field will likely be pulled into the center and hit that
Uranus apparently got hit by a huge planet while it was being formed.
And Pluto's tilt is apparently because so much mass accumulated in the plain white region here that it ended up making the planet start tilting.
No they wouldn't, they hadn't sought planethood for thousand of years why is Earth allowed so much political power to decide what planets are real planets
Ceres was already demoted to asteroid long before Pluto was even discovered. If anything, the 2008 reclassification promoted Ceres from asteroid to dwarf planet.
>Saturn's hexagon was discovered during the Voyager mission in 1981, and was later revisited by Cassini-Huygens in 2006. During the Cassini mission, the hexagon changed from a mostly blue color to more of a golden color. Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a vortex, and there is also a vortex inside the northern hexagon >False-color image from the Cassini probe of the central vortex deep inside the hexagon formation >the Book of Enoch describes a quasar, and a black hole where the imprisoned angels lie
hmmmm
i feel like a part of venus would be really cold because it rotates so slowly. wouldn't the cold part slowly become the warm part? i'll have to look into this
i looked it up but i still don't believe it. standing in the open sun will always feel hotter than standing in shade, even if the temperature is the same. there's no way the dark side is cooler
9 months ago
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There is no open sun. Its a convex oven.
9 months ago
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brother the asiatics took pictures of the surface and it was bright. there's no way it'd be bright on the dark side
9 months ago
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>bright
9 months ago
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brother the asiatics took pictures of the surface and it was bright. there's no way it'd be bright on the dark side
The clouds absorb the sunlight, its why its irrelevant what side its being lit.
Is just Venus' cloud layer is stupidly thick and its mostly made of CO2 and sulfur.
The heat goes in, but it never backs out.
>can't land on a gas giant >there's clearly a white island on the lower bottom of neptune
What is it now? A gas island you idiots? How can there be a static gas island? You can probably land on it and there could potentially be bases on it and stuff. Stop todd-splaining bethesdagays.
without earthgays you wouldn't have any japanese cartoons to watch, you jupitergays create nothing of worth anyways, might as well do something useful by catching asteroids
>if you were to suddenly stop earth's rotation in an instant. 1000mph winds would start and level everything on the surface. And thats the least worst thing that will happen.
I remember earth's solar eclipse a few years back. There were so many warnings about visual damage that I was blindsided by how cold and dark it got, and how fast it happened. It felt like a natural sunset compressed into ten minutes. If I was living before science explained it I definitely would've thought an evil wizard turned off the sun for a second.
Subnautica's eclipses give me the same feeling. I get a primal fear triggered from the day/night cycle being changed so suddenly.
It would, but it wouldn't be very fast.
It would take about 3 years for Earth's average temperature to fall to zero celsius.
The immediate problem is that photosynthesis would instantly end.
>Saturn's hexagon was discovered during the Voyager mission in 1981, and was later revisited by Cassini-Huygens in 2006. During the Cassini mission, the hexagon changed from a mostly blue color to more of a golden color. Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a vortex, and there is also a vortex inside the northern hexagon >False-color image from the Cassini probe of the central vortex deep inside the hexagon formation >the Book of Enoch describes a quasar, and a black hole where the imprisoned angels lie
We'd probably have an extra step between geocentric and heliocentric belief where Saturn is the center of the solar system. Imagining heliocentric discovery being delayed to now and shitposted about on social media is kind of funny.
can you imagine visiting earth? i guess you'd just immediately drown in that liquid hell or get eaten alive by those trillions of disgusting little animals?
No moons worth a damn means that the water was relatively stagnant which allowed it to cook off over the course of millions of years, which had obvious and significant knock on effects for the planet at large. Life likely never formed beyond the single cell level if that.
>looks at you with it's red spot which big and deep enough to eat our planet >..................................................................................................................................................................................................................nice wiener bro
Earth's density is about 4 times that of jupiter
Jupiter is about 1/1000th the mass of the sun so that would mean a planet with 1/250th the mass of the Sun..
Since the radius of Jupiter is the same and only the mass is changing then the gravitational pull of jupiter (earth) would be 4x that of Jupiter, or 100m/s^2, so 10Gs
It's impossible.
A planet that big will inevitably keep trapping gas and become a gas giant.
People don't get that there's no different types of objects, an asteroid, a planet, a gas giant and a star aren't different bodies, they are the same, just different size.
If an asteroid piles enough mass it starts becoming round, and if it keeps getting bigger it becomes a planet.
If the planet becomes massive enough to prevent all forms of gas from leaving it will keep piling it up and become a gas giant.
If a gas giant keeps retaining more and more gas the pressures will be enough to start fusing deuterium and lithium, becoming a brown dwarf.
If the brown dwarf somehow becomes more massive it starts fusing hydrogen, becoming an actual star.
A Super Earth isn't much bigger than Earth, they range up to two times bigger than Earth.
There's a reason the biggest Super Earths are also called gas dwarves.
It's impossible.
A planet that big will inevitably keep trapping gas and become a gas giant.
People don't get that there's no different types of objects, an asteroid, a planet, a gas giant and a star aren't different bodies, they are the same, just different size.
If an asteroid piles enough mass it starts becoming round, and if it keeps getting bigger it becomes a planet.
If the planet becomes massive enough to prevent all forms of gas from leaving it will keep piling it up and become a gas giant.
If a gas giant keeps retaining more and more gas the pressures will be enough to start fusing deuterium and lithium, becoming a brown dwarf.
If the brown dwarf somehow becomes more massive it starts fusing hydrogen, becoming an actual star.
Funny enough, they just found a planet that is so dense the only explanation is that it's a gas giant that, due to having an orbital period of just 1 day due to how close it is to it's star, got stripped of it's gasses and only the solid core is left.
how would it be a gas giant in the first place if it was that close to it's star
9 months ago
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WASP 12b would like a word with you.
9 months ago
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egg
9 months ago
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>when you nut but she still suckin
9 months ago
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Because it likely formed when the star was much younger and weaker.
Or maybe it got pushed into a closer orbit by a planetary colission.
9 months ago
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>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Jupiter
We see these around the galaxy and we have no idea how they form or why. Or why our gas giants haven't migrated. It should be concerning.
9 months ago
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>Or why our gas giants haven't migrated.
They did. Every viable model of the Solar System's formation has the planets forming closer to the Sun than they are now, before being pulled or scattered outward by the motion and influence of Jupiter and Saturn. Some even invoke a fifth giant planet that was ejected from the Solar System when it crossed paths with Jupiter.
The formation of planets is a complex and messy process, and the Solar System has for a long time been thought of as unique and special in its relative order and abundance of planets, but in reality we're probably a fairly average system.
9 months ago
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>but in reality we're probably a fairly average system
I doubt that based on current data.
9 months ago
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Just because it's the most easily observed doesn't mean its the most common. That's like looking at a rock pool and assuming most crabs live there
9 months ago
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The planets and stars are not fixed in place. It probably formed farther away but got flung inward toward its star by another planet in its system.
Because gravity needs to overcome the strength of the materials the asteroid is made of.
Gravity has the same pull from everywhere, so when it's strong enough it'll pull everything equally.
From what we know, asteroids of about 600km in diameter are the ones big and dense enough to form a sphere.
Not ebery gas is flammable, and if saturn's gas was it would have burned and exploded long ago because of sun, comets, random impacts and maybe friction
So it's kind of like a giant rocky planet accumulated an incredibly massive atmosphere of hydrogen, which kept pulling in more hydrogen as the mass and gravity increased
Yes.
A gas giant is just the natural evolution of a planet that just kept getting bigger.
And if there was more gas available for it to trap, the pressure at the core would be enough to start fusing deuterium first, and lithium later, becoming a brown dwarf. And if it managed to acquire even more was it would start fusing hydrogen, becoming an actual star.
>pluto and neptune can collide?
Their orbits are in perfect synchronization so they will never collide. It's pretty impressive.
Seeing things like this and thinking about how miniscule the chances must have been for them to end up in such a perfectly synchronized formation makes me wonder how often it must have gone wrong in the past and how many similarly sized objects that blue c**t has swallowed in the past
There's a whole population of objects like Pluto in resonance with Neptune. In 2004 they discovered one that was almost exactly like Pluto, down to having a large moon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90482_Orcus
and we got no pics of what jupiter looks like on the inside?
Try designing a camera that can survive that after getting fried by the radiation on approach. You're just gonna get some pictures of funny clouds which we can see pretty well from orbiters around Jupiter anyway, I'd rather see pics from the surface of Europa or Titan.
I hate being in here, the planet is having atomic explosions daily and the heat of it makes even the shadow hot. Fricking hell, I should have gone to Mars
Imagine a vidya setting with two bodies that close together, all the cities facing the other tidally locked planet/moon/whatever/shut up and being able to travel between them with rockets and aircraft and shit.
They've improved it a lot. I think when they made Odyssey they hadn't brought over all of the planet generation parameters and thus the surfaces were all fricked up
Do you mean terrain features or just overall? There are some unique formations I've found here and there. They're not at all common. This made me think of some sort of space bug colony.
>Saturn's hexagon was discovered during the Voyager mission in 1981, and was later revisited by Cassini-Huygens in 2006. During the Cassini mission, the hexagon changed from a mostly blue color to more of a golden color. Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a vortex, and there is also a vortex inside the northern hexagon >False-color image from the Cassini probe of the central vortex deep inside the hexagon formation >the Book of Enoch describes a quasar, and a black hole where the imprisoned angels lie
as a capricorn I've always had a recurring dream where Saturn's poles started growing gigantic tree roots as the storms intensified with each passing day
jupiter is 木星
today is 木曜日 (jupiter's day)
now you've created a jupiter themed thread on Ganker and it has also been raining with thunder here
my /x/ senses can't help but tingle
i'm just thinking like a japanese person. in the mind of a japanese person it's still thursday for us even though it's friday for them, therefore it's jupiter's day
also:
The English word Thursday is named after the Norse god of thunder, Thor. Thursday means Thor's day in Old English. Thor is represented riding a chariot drawn by goats and wielding his hammer. In most languages with Latin origins, the day is named after the god and planet Jupiter.
Be careful with those /x/ senses. They won't ever stop tingling if you aren't careful.
That said, I also noticed this. It's nice and sunny over here, though.
>the backyard of Jupiter >second most habitable place in the solar system. >can't leave due to hypermagnetic van Allen belt. >closest manifestation of the ninth frozen circle of Hell in existence. >abominations, clowns and burocrats all bring torment in equal measure.
just fricking shoot me already.
years.
the biggest issue that it has when compared to SS13 is that you can't dick around for a round.
where as a spacestation will keep on keeping on if you do nothing Every single sub will get boarded by terrors of the deep or just explode if you don't do your damn job meaning that even though it has less mechanics and is more accessible in a sense there is no downtime, putting off the newbies.
plenty of mods tho
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ANY ALIENS OR SPACE Black folk AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM IN THIS CHAT
EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A b***h
WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR
FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
It's astounding how many people don't have a basic understanding of the scale of the universe. That shit is all I think about sometimes. I doubt my mother even understands that the milky way is a galaxy or even what a galaxy is.
I personally don't know how you can have zero interest in it.
Not out of ego on my behalf because its something I'm interested in, but I just cannot fathom how you can have no care to learn the smallest things about our universe or even how the planet you lived on may have came to be. It isn't technical, nor difficult to understand
>how you can have no care to learn the smallest things about our universe or even how the planet you lived on may have came to be
Because they're all too tired to care about anything outside daily social life. Because normalgays are animals. Because sloth and brain fog are rife in the minds of ordinary people. Because learning the knowledge has no practical or immediate use to them.
>sloth
Low energy >brain fog
Poor nutrition, low energy, and/or mental weakness. I suspect there are other reasons for the brain fogs as well. Being too tired really is it.
She also thinks the Earth is flat and they only way I could really explain it to her in basic terms is what happens when you play with water in a vacuum, how it's mass presses against itself and forms a loose ball shape. She then said how do I know that happens when I haven't been to space so I left it.
Wasn't there a whole theory explaining that due to the vast size of the universe it's pretty much impossible for us or any other life forms to make contact since it would take literal eons to traverse?
It's not a theory, we know the Cosmic Horizon is a thing due to inflation. The way that space is expanding at all points in the universe (including within yourself, but you stay together because matter has gravitational attraction) means that at a certain distance, inflation of space is faster than light. Anything that's matter cannot travel faster than light because it gets heavier as it reaches that speed, thus slows it down. There will be a point in the future where all the galaxies in the universe will have inflated so far away that we will never be able to reach them.
9 months ago
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The frick is that?
9 months ago
Anonymous
An optic illusion, it was a piece of the thermal blanket that protects the engines.
9 months ago
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>According to Mechanical Engineer Brook Davenport of Charlotte, North Carolina, “What was seen on the video was most likely condensation forming from a super cold liquid near a very hot engine. The surface tension of the liquid probably helped it form into a ball shape and then look like a mouse.”
9 months ago
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Wrong. It's clear to anyone with a brain that it's a mouse and that the powerful and extremely smart israelites with trillions of dollars at their disposal simply forgot to photoshop it out before releasing the prerecorded "livestream" of the supposed launch.
9 months ago
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>tfw you get cucked out from alien pussy because you're not into inflation
9 months ago
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The really scary theory is the Big Rip. Inflation will accelerate so fast that atoms won't be able to bond with each other anymore. The universe will be nothing but scattered energy. At that point it's believed that the fundamental code of the universe will tear and destroy the fabric of reality.
9 months ago
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>tfw the universe will literally big rip you a new one in order to prevent you from getting alienussy
9 months ago
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The reality is that all those super powerful godlike precursor civilizations in scifi who seeded all life in the universe did it because they were lonely but didn't live long enough to see the fruits of their work.
If humanity doesn't kill itself in the cradle then this is likely our fate.
9 months ago
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I hope it happens
9 months ago
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The Big Rip was deemed impossible years ago.
9 months ago
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How so when the universe's expansion is accelerating?
9 months ago
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Every galaxy is moving away from every other galaxy faster and faster, but galaxies themselves are held together enough by gravity and something else we don't understand (dark matter) that galaxies themselves don't appear to be expanding. We know this because of gravitational lensing giving us multiple views of the same thing from different times as the same light takes longer to travel longer distances.
Do you mean terrain features or just overall? There are some unique formations I've found here and there. They're not at all common. This made me think of some sort of space bug colony.
Here's a world with signs of extensive geological activity. Some continents are full of old calderas
9 months ago
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Because Big Rip can only happen if the amount of dark energy in the universe keeps increasing, and for all we know dark matter may not even exist.
Hell, some scientists have even hypothesized that the expansion of the universe might be an illusion.
Hypothesizing about the end of the universe is pointless because we know almost nothing about it.
I'm fully aware that gravitational attraction is what stops matter flying apart, but the big rip is about inflation multiplying so fast that it overpowers gravitational attraction.
9 months ago
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Big Rip is dark matter increasing so much it rips apart spacetime itself, it's not just the expansion accelerating.
9 months ago
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I'm pretty sure that dark matter is the stuff that's around galaxy, not what is causing inflation which is dark energy.
9 months ago
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No, dark matter is literally everywhere where actual matter is not.
9 months ago
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You're not listening. I'm talking about dark matter being separate to dark energy.
9 months ago
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>We know this because of gravitational lensing giving us multiple views of the same thing from different times as the same light takes longer to travel longer distances.
That's a very elegant way to measure it.
9 months ago
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Because Big Rip can only happen if the amount of dark energy in the universe keeps increasing, and for all we know dark matter may not even exist.
Hell, some scientists have even hypothesized that the expansion of the universe might be an illusion.
Hypothesizing about the end of the universe is pointless because we know almost nothing about it.
9 months ago
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Won't the expansion stop once the universe reaches heat death?
9 months ago
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Psudeo science. More than likely it'll keep expanding while layers clump dark matter in another dimension until there is enough mass that it breaks through the veil that separates the layers and another big bang but probably somewhere where there isn't stuff, I hope.
9 months ago
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So you’re telling me some random civilization of 4th dimensional beings runs the risk of seemingly spontaneously combusting when our shithole universe dies?
This universe just does everything in its power to be as horrible as possible damn
9 months ago
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It's not know what will happen, only that we know inflation of the universe is accelerating.
Even at sub-light speeds it should only take a space faring species a few million years to send probes to every system in the galaxy. Maybe they did, who knows.
I'm not sure we can call a galaxy a single object as it's held together by gravity, not EM. Structure would be more appropriate.
9 months ago
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Andromeda is larger than MW though.
9 months ago
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Joke is on you. That's what it looked like over a billion years ago and has since probably collided into another galaxy and had all its substance torn apart from it. Probably smaller than andromeda
ANDROMEDA IS CRASHING INTO US
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she's such a bad b***h tho
that bad b***h is coming over to FRICK the milky way's giant PENIS and they're going to make a new galaxy baby together
we're literally all going to make it bros
>we're literally all going to make it bros
what if we're one of the unlucky star systems that get catapulted into the intergalactic void as a result?
9 months ago
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We're on the Milky Way's favorite arm, we'll be fiiiiine
No, the Earth will be gone by then.
Earth itself doesn't died for another million years or so
9 months ago
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Yeah, and the Andromeda Galaxy won't collide before then. We'll never see it.
9 months ago
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Forgot to amend my point: humanity will definitely be able to leave Earth before then and propagate in other systems. /we/ won't be able to see it but our future ancestors will. All the more reason to find a gf
9 months ago
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>what if we're one of the unlucky star systems that get catapulted into the intergalactic void as a result?
Our star will be a white dwarf by that point so it doesn't really matter.
9 months ago
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>stacy andromeda rejects the white manlet
it's so fricking over
9 months ago
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I sure am super concerned about the potential galactic collision 200M years from now.
>extremely distant from earth >not distant enough in outer space scale >which means it's hot enough to kill a man in the desert and bright enough to blind him
I'm scared of the Sun tbh
>nasa lands people on the moon in 2025 >it will be streamed in HD to the whole world >has never been easier to follow a moon landing >the stream barely reaches 5 mio
how would you feel?
I expect a shit ton of muh hecking science "lovers" in the chat talking about how we are wasting resources in space and poluting the planet with rocket launches, at least until someone tells them that a rocket using hydrolox is probably the least poluting type of engine we've ever created.
Yes we have, the Dawn probe visited Ceres and Vesta.
The thing about the asteroid belt is that there's no "picture" of it because the average distance between every asteroid is of about 1 million kilometres, three times more than the distance from Earth to the Moon, if you were standing in one of those you wouldn't be able to see any other asteroid.
That idea of an asteroid belt having very close asteroids constantly smashing into each other is just Star Wars shit, only thing cose to that is a planetary ring.
We'd probably get it confused with our galaxy's image and all its stars. Just look at those NASA pictures they capture with their telescopes. Half the time it's hard to tell if a light is a star or another galaxy.
>200 years in the future >space flight and fusion power is mainstream >someone invents a device that can suppress fusion from happening >suggests using it to turn off the sun >turn it into a gas storage for all our fusion reactors instead >the gas will now last a billion times longer than if the sun just burned and wasted it
would you vote yay or nay?
first build a solar powered hadron colider around the sun to create matter more efficently and then after we have enough shit to encapsulate that big b***h then do we turn in innert for quadrilion year storage. >park the leftover sun in the jupiter room.
I personally think there is only one universe but it has layers to it. Black holes are a tear in between layers and it's why it's so cold. All the energy falls into the other side where it probably came from.
>reading death's end >group of scientist were studying a micro black hole kept inside a sphere 1km in diameter >one of the guys fell into it >they can still see him on the surface of the black hole >insurance refused to pay for his death as he is "technically still alive"
i refuse to believe a person can be swallowed whole by a micro black hole
it would pass through him, like a slow bullet, and kill him once he was kept in place and eaten up
and i don't get the theory of things that fall into a black hole would remain visible on the surface forever
the surface of every black hole would look like crazy surreal paintings from all the shit that falls into them
>and i don't get the theory of things that fall into a black hole would remain visible on the surface forever
They wouldn't, they'd look as if they were getting closer and closer and then stop the moment that person crosses the event horizon.
Then that person would start getting redshifted until they vanished.
I still fondly remember 10-ish years ago when space engine was new and /vg/ did not exist yet an we had fukken deep space threads where everyone shared their void findings in SpaceEngine and introduced me to Lustmord and Darkspace.
I remember my poor old rig sweating bullets as I swept through the nothing between the stars on my way to some non existent primordial rock illuminated by hither to unseen constellations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y
shit like that is what keeps me looking back fondly to this place.
Into nothing, it's the existing universe itself that's expanding, like if you painted some dots into a balloon and then blew air into it and now the dots are now far from each other.
It's the space between things that's expanding, it's not a "wave of reality" expanding into a void.
There's a confusing theory that states perhaps the universe is a 3 dimensional object interacting with/being stretched through a 4th dimensional region.
Would the zero degres AC be one of those useless contraption things (you know the ones) because the moment it cools down the surroundings to zero, the reaction that cools down the surroundings get frozen too, and since it's no longer in effect the surroundings slowly defrost, but that means rhe AC defrosts too and cools everything down bavk to zero?
No, those homosexuals are the type that go >WE CAN'T HECKING COLONIZE SPACE BECAUSE MUH CAPITALISM AND MUH ROCKETS POLUTE SO HECKING MUCH WE DESERVE TO DIE IN HERE
They are all midwits who know jack shit about science and are just desperate to feel smart despite the fact that they can't do anything but parrot Vsauce videos.
Tell them that the guy who designed the Saturn V was a nazi, or that the astronauts of the Apollo 8 read verses from the Bible while they orbited the Moon and they will all have complete meltdowns.
Or not even that, just tell them that SpaceX is the one leading rocketry in the world, Musk makes them seethe as much as if he was Hitler himself.
Dude, the first pic of Earth from space was taken by the nazis from a V2 rocket, a rocket designed by Wernher von Braun, the same man who designed the Saturn V.
Nazi Germany was, at the time, the most technologically advanced nation on Earth, it's why the Soviets and the Americans were so eager to get their hands on their scientists and engineers.
The whole thing about occultism is way overblown by the media, like how the Clint Eastwood depiction of the Wild West is a creation of Hollywood, only Himmler was obsessed with that.
Good, let it remind you everytime you hear it that technological advancement is the most important task humanity can involve itself in.
9 months ago
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Only thing it reminds me about is that Braun's department is rockets going up, not down.
9 months ago
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Ironically, America lost the race to put a man first in space because von Braun was too concerned about the safety of the astronauts.
>Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming >Has the gall to call others "midwits who know jack shit about science"
Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
>the astronauts of the Apollo 8 read verses from the Bible while they orbited the Moon
Reading a fairy-tale book while playing make-believe? Pretty appropriate if you ask me.
>Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming
I don't care about global warming, that's a natural process product of being in an interglacial period.
Trying to stop global warming is like trying to prevent the summer or winter from happening.
The only way to stop it is to alter Earth's orbit, which is what causes ice ages to happen to begin with.
>Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
That's the thing, science is just asking questions to understand and master the universe.
The act of worshipping science is just what midwits do because they are so low IQ that just hearing scientific terms makes them think they are smart.
It's not even about science, it's just about telling themselves they totally aren't stupid when they can't even define what delta-V is, or don't understand that a car with a rocket engine capable of breaking the sound barrier would be far more "green" than their useless EVs.
9 months ago
Anonymous
the asteroid belt... is a triangle?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Gravity moment. Jupiter being fat and stupider pulls most asteroids away from collision with earth.
Thank fat stupider jupiter for that.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The asteroid belt isn't shown there, that's just the asteroid groups affected constantly by Jupiter's gravity.
The green ones are called trojans, the red ones are called hildas, there's just a couple thousand of them.
Hildas are mostly beyond the asteroid belt.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ironically, America lost the race to put a man first in space because von Braun was too concerned about the safety of the astronauts.
[...] >Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming
I don't care about global warming, that's a natural process product of being in an interglacial period.
Trying to stop global warming is like trying to prevent the summer or winter from happening.
The only way to stop it is to alter Earth's orbit, which is what causes ice ages to happen to begin with.
>Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
That's the thing, science is just asking questions to understand and master the universe.
The act of worshipping science is just what midwits do because they are so low IQ that just hearing scientific terms makes them think they are smart.
It's not even about science, it's just about telling themselves they totally aren't stupid when they can't even define what delta-V is, or don't understand that a car with a rocket engine capable of breaking the sound barrier would be far more "green" than their useless EVs.
>Jupiter is meant to have enough gravity to drag these things towards >instead they're staying away in these gifs
Bwuh
9 months ago
Anonymous
Because it's not just Jupiter affecting them, it's every single object in the vecinity.
Jupiter doesn't protect Earth by literally absorbing asteroids, but by "herding" them.
The effects of gravity aren't hard to calculate, but you need to keep all factors into account.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yea, Jupiter protects Earth more than most people realize.
9 months ago
Anonymous
There is a slightly larger object that the asteroids are falling toward
9 months ago
Anonymous
Do you have some examples of the latter? I might be living in a country that's too sane apparently, but I have literally never heard of a single person who "worships science". The closest thing I can think of are all those flat-Earthers and other conspiracy weirdos who like pretending to know science by inventing little stories of their own to explain things that they're actually ignorant about. I don't really know what other kind of person would similarly contradict themselves trying to hold on to some kind of rationalism while also making its application irrational.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The USA has both of them, on one hand you have the flat earthers and on the other the "I LOVE SCIENCE" group that doesn't actually know anything.
Both share the same level of IQ.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They "hecking science" idea is just reactionary aversion to people with actual enthusiasm for the subject, or maybe in the worst case I can think of, people who exaggerate how amazing relatively mundane stuff that you learned in high school is, to the embarrassment of everyone else.
9 months ago
Anonymous
ty based jupiter for herding all those evil asteroids away from earth. luv u <33
9 months ago
Anonymous
>all those asteroids
It's like being surrounded by hungry sharks, holy shit
9 months ago
Anonymous
The asteroid belt isn't shown there, that's just the asteroid groups affected constantly by Jupiter's gravity.
The green ones are called trojans, the red ones are called hildas, there's just a couple thousand of them.
Hildas are mostly beyond the asteroid belt.
all those 'roids getting herded by big giant gas sheepdog
>Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming >Has the gall to call others "midwits who know jack shit about science"
Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
>the astronauts of the Apollo 8 read verses from the Bible while they orbited the Moon
Reading a fairy-tale book while playing make-believe? Pretty appropriate if you ask me.
this is one of the fricking stupidest comparison wojak waste of bandwidth images I have ever had the displeasure of seeing on this site. >muh berserk and NASA
seriously, honestly, truly, have a nice day wojakBlack person
It's just insane thinking about the quantity of raw materials in our system alone when you factor in the Asteroid Belt, the Kuiper Belt and the Oort Cloud. I know there's no demand or much point right now but once humanity gets the ball rolling on space mining it's going to keep us occupied for centuries.
>tfw you'll never be a space trucker delivering goods from the asteroid belt to earth
Asteroid mining is science fiction
There is nothing on an asteroid you can't get on Earth without incurring the enormous expense and risk of space travel
Earth's mineral resources will never be depleted. Everything used on Earth is still on Earth and can be reused and recycled for far less expense and effort than mining a rock millions of miles away. It's hardly a vast untapped reservoir either, every asteroid in the asteroid belt put together is only a tiny fraction of the mass of the Moon, which is a much more reasonable but still prohibitively expensive and difficult site for resource extraction.
There are plenty of elements that are incredibly rare on Earth that are found in larger concentrations on the Moon and in asteroids. For example iridium, which has been found in huge quantities in meteorites. It may be even more expensive to space mine it than it is to refine it from tiny terrestrial quantities, but that may not be the case always. Rocket fuels are made of some of the most abundant elements in the universe. If mining operations could work out of a station attached to a space elevator, space mining could pay off.
Space elevators will never work even with the most perfect carbon nanotubes because the natural decay of the material will cause it to easily collapse.
Regardless, mankind can't do alchemy. We do just have to find the heavier elements in nature, and some of them we can hardly find here. Regardless of how difficult and expensive it may be, it may be vital enough to justify the cost.
What if you were to refine those resources in space and use them exclusively to build space constructs? Would certainly be less expensive than having to send all the parts from the Earth's surface.
You leave a cup of tea in your room, what happens to it? It cools to room temperature, no matter what. The high energy in your cup of tea wants to spread out and balance itself with its surroundings. Now imagine that on a universal scale. All energy wants to balance. That means the universe will eventually reach a state of equilibrium. Perfect balance. The natural state of the universe is nothing. What happens after that? Who knows? Maybe some quantum frickery causes The Big Bang to happen again after an ungodly amount of time has passed, and another universe is created, with another set of galaxies and planets and another timeline of history. All history before that universe and every one that came before it is gone forever. Just think about how unimportant we are in all of this. Just think about how unimportant YOU are. Really think about it. But not too much. You are a biomachine that is ALIVE. You can think, feel and do. You are possibly the biggest wonder of the universe right now. So, go and enjoy what little time you have, because you will never be alive again after you die. Not in the next universe. Not in the one after that. Not ever again.
>because you will never be alive again after you die. Not in the next universe. Not in the one after that. Not ever again.
Really hoping there's an afterlife. I want to keep experiencing.
They don't, that's hypothesis based on what little we know.
And for all we know the Universe could be eternal.
In fact a few months ago some scientists hypothesized that the Big Bang might have never happened.
Humanity is good when it comes to the things that surround us, but when it comes to large scale cosmic science all we can do is make guesses and hope we find something that points in the direction of any of those guesses.
No, its just we barely know anything to make any accurate guesses on what will happen to the universe. We only learn accurately with things we can experiment with.
That's all things that supposedly can happen via quantum mechanics over large periods of time, but quantum mechanica plus large scale astronomy and universal time scales are just a recipe for nonsense.
The reality is that we just don't know enough about the universe to make an accurate guess.
A Slower Speed of Light is a first-person game prototype in which players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in increments. Custom-built, open-source relativistic graphics code allows the speed of light in the game to approach the player’s own maximum walking speed. Visual effects of special relativity gradually become apparent to the player, increasing the challenge of gameplay. These effects, rendered in realtime to vertex accuracy, include the Doppler effect (red- and blue-shifting of visible light, and the shifting of infrared and ultraviolet light into the visible spectrum); the searchlight effect (increased brightness in the direction of travel); time dilation (differences in the perceived passage of time from the player and the outside world); Lorentz transformation (warping of space at near-light speeds); and the runtime effect (the ability to see objects as they were in the past, due to the travel time of light).
>NOOO UH WE REVOLVE AROUND THE SUN >NO THAT ISNT THE SUN MOVING IN THE SKY BECAUSE... UH... WE'RE SPINNING REALLY FAST! >NO YOU WONT FLY OFF, JUST TRUST ME
It depends on the speed of the impact, on whether the impact allows the gas to reach escape velocity.
so is there a solid planet under all that or what.
Yes. A gas giant is just a planet that got so massive that gasses couldn't escape it's gravity. The more gas, the more mass, and even stronger gravity, so it becomes a vicioua circle until the planet takes all the gas in its orbit.
Gas isn't nothing. If you're hitting something, it will resist the force and eventually bring it to a stop. Jupiter contains a volume of mostly hydrogen and helium that is more massive than everything else in orbit around the Sun combined.
The Galileo probe entered Jupiter's atmosphere traveling at about 14 miles/second, experiencing over 200 Gs of deceleration and temperatures nearing 30,000F, vaporizing almost 200 pounds of material off its heat shield before slowing down enough to descend by parachute, where it fell for over an hour before losing contact and inevitably being crushed and destroyed by the pressures and heat of the interior.
Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 was captured by Jupiter, ripped apart by its gravity on approach, and its 21 fragments impacted the planet in 1994. The comet's fragments entered the atmosphere moving at 37 miles/second, with the largest fragment being over a mile wide. The impacts created fireballs nearly 2,000 miles high, visible on Jupiter's surface from the Hubble Space Telescope. The largest impact created a dark spot in the atmosphere wider than Earth which persisted for months, releasing energy equivalent to six million Megatons of TNT.
No, sending a picture that probably wouldnt even look good from all the shaking wasn't deemed important enough to use bandwith that could be used to gather and send data.
The probe they sent in had no cameras. It wasnt the spacecraft they sent into Jupiter, just a tiny probe with only enough instruments tongather data on its atmospherem
It depends on the speed of the impact, on whether the impact allows the gas to reach escape velocity.
[...]
Yes. A gas giant is just a planet that got so massive that gasses couldn't escape it's gravity. The more gas, the more mass, and even stronger gravity, so it becomes a vicioua circle until the planet takes all the gas in its orbit.
It once was. A gas giant is just a planet that got so massive that it's gravity could hold onto gases. The more gas, the more mass, the stronger the gravity which attracts more gas until there's none left in its path.
If the universe is doing nothing but drifting apart then we should unite it. Atom by atom, universe by universe. By our will we will bind existence together.
videogames are shit hello i am on jupiter
Literally me
fippa bippa
*farts*
since I cheated on my girlfriend and got dumped I've been eating sweets nonstop and it's giving me terrible gas I now live with an insane old man and a chill black guy and just lay in bed eating sweets wallowing in my terrible gas
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
TEARING THE FLESH OUT OF MY BONE
PULVERIZING ME INTO DUST STONE
TIMEEEEEEEEE IS RUNNING FREEEEEEEEEEEE
INTO THE DANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
What the frick is going on with Uranus heh and Pluto
Formed outside the solar disk and were captured later, or else had relatively recent major gravitational events that caused the abnormal tilts.
So why the hell is Venus upside down?
It barely spins at all. It was probably completely tidally locked at some point, had a meteor/comet collision that made it spin super slow, and its corrosive atmosphere weathered down the impact site rather quickly.
well Venus its supposed to be the female planet and you now they like to do things their own way at first only for them to crawl back asking for help when they frick it up
ESL-kun...
sorry I'm from uranus, BRAP is my first language
Common theory for why Venus spins in reverse is it was spinning the proper way at some point or was tidally locked and then a collision changed it and/or friction between the mantle and the very dense atmosphere caused it to shift so that its axis is at the bottom.
Feminine planetoids
everything that doesn't rotate and orbit the Sun's ecliptic plane was a foreign body that came from outside the system and was captured in orbit.
Earth, Mars and Saturn were in the same system before they were captured by the Sun's orbit.
ancient religions and iconography infer this, it happened within the last 800k years- when man was anatomically modern to today
HAHAHA YOU SAID URANUS HAHAHA! I FELL INTO URANUS! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT URANUS SMELLS LIKE! HAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY!! THEY SHOULD'VE NAMED IT URASSBUTT INSTEAD HAHA!! THEY SHOULD SWITCH THE NAMES OF JUPITER AND URANUS THAT WAY URANUS WILL BE THE GAS GIANT INSTEAD. WOULDN'T THAT BE SO FUNNY? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That is, indeed, pretty humorous of you to suggest
cry about it, uranjeet
There are two theories:
1
>they formed that way far from the sun's influence
2
>something hit them and knocked them to one side
What's big enough to cause a shift like that on a planet massive as Uranus? Great question, no one knows. Isn't that scary?
How do you "hit" a giant ball of gas?
Another ball of gas
It's a very dense gas to the point it becomes close to a solid.
Iirc a planet can become a a (pseudo?)sun if it gets dense enough somehoe, and in case of Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that, even starting to have a very very faint glow. So other gas giants being dense enough to be close to rocks is a solid theory.
Also it has huge rocks inside who hold this gas together, that could work for impact too.
>Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that, even starting to have a very very faint glow
As if Summers weren't already getting bad enough
We're probably going to die from the original sun's inflation fetishism before it even starts emitting any tiny bit of heat that won't lose energy by the time it reaches earth.
It wouldn't be so bad. A little more UV won't kill you much faster than it already does.
Apparently, it's normal for solar systems to have two stars. So maybe it's a good thing Jupiter never decided to become a sun.
Our solar system is really odd compared to what we've found so far.
That's what makes us a unique snowflake in the universe. Yes, we are special and should act like it.
That's the scary part.
Can anyone give sources on the sun glow density thing? I'm certain i've heard ot before but all i can find is comparisons of mass between 'piter and sun
>and in case of Jupiter it is practically on the upper limit of that
Not really
Jupiter would need to be 75 times more massive or about 4 times the diameter to be able to ignite into a true star
Somewhat less than that to be a failed star
Yeah, that's exactly what i said.
It's on the upper limit of being a planet to the point it glows, but it's not becoming a sun in our lifetimes
It's not on the upper limit of being a planet of you need to be 75x as massive to ignite
The center is probably maybe definitely solid due to extreme gravity, so even if everything above that was just thick atmosphere anything that gets caught in it's field will likely be pulled into the center and hit that
Uranus, hard to say. Pluto is probably an escaped moon of Neptune... along with many of the other objects in its vicinity.
Uranus apparently got hit by a huge planet while it was being formed.
And Pluto's tilt is apparently because so much mass accumulated in the plain white region here that it ended up making the planet start tilting.
I fricking love those 2015 Pluto images with the big white heart. It will always be the 9th planet, science be damned.
Why does it get to be a planet but Eris doesn't? You're being arbitrary.
Because its bigger.
It's actually smaller. 🙁
They had to remove Pluto as a planet because otherwise they would have had to start adding things like Ceres, Eris, Makemake and others as planets.
No they wouldn't, they hadn't sought planethood for thousand of years why is Earth allowed so much political power to decide what planets are real planets
Ceres was already demoted to asteroid long before Pluto was even discovered. If anything, the 2008 reclassification promoted Ceres from asteroid to dwarf planet.
Venus and Mars look accurate to their symbols
Earth is the Black person of the planets
>be on jupiter
>go to sleep on frieday
>wake up on sunday
wtf is this gay fart planet
Pluto looks like a space giant wiped his ass with it
PLUTO ISNT A PLANET! ITS A DWARF PLANET AND BARELY THAT! IT'S MOON IS BIGGER THAN IT IS!
what the frick is a ceres, I don't remember any of my childhood space encyclopedias mentioning it
it's an asteroid
One of the four big dwarf planets in the Asteroid Belt.
Dwarf planet in the astroid belt
A tiny planet in the asteroid belt
All the cool kids hang out on Gonggong.
>All the cool kids hang out on Gonggong
>Weywot
Did a Brit name this planet?
>And here we can spot the dwarf planet Quaoar...
>Hey teacher what's that little guy orbiting it?
>wait what
Thus was the moon named
Formerly 2007OR10
good school in gongong!
not like makemake!
Wtf Venus????
Why are they stunned?
Saturn will always be the coolest Sol planet
I want to frick Eris
>Mars is just recolored Earth
wtf lazy ass piece of shit
>uranus is bent over
heh
what the frick is ceres?
A dwarf planet in the asteroid belt.
neat
frick jupiter im going to ceres
Not sure why, it's super small and there's nothing there.
exactly, he's going away from Black folk
why not do the opposite and send Black folk to ceres?
It's pretty cool how similar Mars is to Earth.
It's the most hospitable too.
During the Summer it can reach 20 degrees celsius around the equator during the day.
hmmmm
i feel like a part of venus would be really cold because it rotates so slowly. wouldn't the cold part slowly become the warm part? i'll have to look into this
No because its thick atmosphere doesnt let heat escape.
are you suggesting venus has a uniform temperature? i'll have to look into this, seems unlikely because the light from the sun would have an impact
It does because of the combination of its thick atmosphere and its strong winds spreading the heat.
i looked it up but i still don't believe it. standing in the open sun will always feel hotter than standing in shade, even if the temperature is the same. there's no way the dark side is cooler
There is no open sun. Its a convex oven.
brother the asiatics took pictures of the surface and it was bright. there's no way it'd be bright on the dark side
>bright
The clouds absorb the sunlight, its why its irrelevant what side its being lit.
Is just Venus' cloud layer is stupidly thick and its mostly made of CO2 and sulfur.
The heat goes in, but it never backs out.
It's an oven
>can't land on a gas giant
>there's clearly a white island on the lower bottom of neptune
What is it now? A gas island you idiots? How can there be a static gas island? You can probably land on it and there could potentially be bases on it and stuff. Stop todd-splaining bethesdagays.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>he left the window open
ngmi
I'm tired of saving earthgays from asteroids
without earthgays you wouldn't have any japanese cartoons to watch, you jupitergays create nothing of worth anyways, might as well do something useful by catching asteroids
WHERE WE LANDING, BOYS?
JUPITER, READY?
OK JUPITER!
Bros
Why is it getting louder
>if you were to suddenly stop earth's rotation in an instant. 1000mph winds would start and level everything on the surface. And thats the least worst thing that will happen.
If you were to suddenly remove the sun in a few minutes the planets would lose their orbit and sunlight and all life would die very quickly.
I remember earth's solar eclipse a few years back. There were so many warnings about visual damage that I was blindsided by how cold and dark it got, and how fast it happened. It felt like a natural sunset compressed into ten minutes. If I was living before science explained it I definitely would've thought an evil wizard turned off the sun for a second.
Subnautica's eclipses give me the same feeling. I get a primal fear triggered from the day/night cycle being changed so suddenly.
It would, but it wouldn't be very fast.
It would take about 3 years for Earth's average temperature to fall to zero celsius.
The immediate problem is that photosynthesis would instantly end.
Only way to survive is to become mole people and hope the hot core of the Earth lasts as long as the Sun would have.
>yeti crabs' faces when:
That happens in Persona 2
I wish I was in saturn rn.
Frick off we're full
~~*Saturn*~~
>buddies bring back games from earth
>have to wear a special suit to play those
>turns out they're pretty shit compared to our games
Man...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>modder has an obvious fetish.
>Resources for a megaannum
Anyone ever play Lethal Omen? Why do the earthlings hate our neighbor so much?
WHY DO CALLISTANS KEEP JOINING THE GANYMEDE SERVER?
YOU'RE ON THE FAR SIDE OF JUPITER AND YOUR PING SUCKS FRICK OFF
>Too fast. I want off. I'm getting si-uuuugghhhll
>Saturn's hexagon was discovered during the Voyager mission in 1981, and was later revisited by Cassini-Huygens in 2006. During the Cassini mission, the hexagon changed from a mostly blue color to more of a golden color. Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a vortex, and there is also a vortex inside the northern hexagon
>False-color image from the Cassini probe of the central vortex deep inside the hexagon formation
>the Book of Enoch describes a quasar, and a black hole where the imprisoned angels lie
We need to monetize that thing
>saturngays shitting up the catalog with their stupid rings
>again
You wish your moons had views like ours.
Imagine how different our mythology and entire trajectory of human civilisation would've been if we orbited Saturn
We'd probably have an extra step between geocentric and heliocentric belief where Saturn is the center of the solar system. Imagining heliocentric discovery being delayed to now and shitposted about on social media is kind of funny.
There's no way that gay little glow ball is the center of the Phainon system.
Hula hoops will remind you of Saturn and its rings forever now.
can't wait to see it in 'game'
can you imagine visiting earth? i guess you'd just immediately drown in that liquid hell or get eaten alive by those trillions of disgusting little animals?
what went wrong?
No moons worth a damn means that the water was relatively stagnant which allowed it to cook off over the course of millions of years, which had obvious and significant knock on effects for the planet at large. Life likely never formed beyond the single cell level if that.
It's too small to maintain a magnetosphere. Without that, the planet was fried by solar winds.
nothing. I love redheads
homosexual!
They might have unironically nuked themselves. They found xenon on the surface
As opposed to ironically nuking?
it was a post-ironic nuking
More than anything, we have a right to restore life to our stillborn brother
Too small, core cooled down and its protective magnetic field weakened enough to allow its atmosphere and water be stolen by solar winds.
Saturn is gonna hit the wall hard once those rings disappear. Then it'll be a featureless roastie of a planet lel
>t. plutocel
Lovely weather we're having today
I hate it here. I wish I were on Saturn.
>looks at you with it's red spot which big and deep enough to eat our planet
>..................................................................................................................................................................................................................nice wiener bro
What would an earth-like planet the size of Jupiter be like
Earth's density is about 4 times that of jupiter
Jupiter is about 1/1000th the mass of the sun so that would mean a planet with 1/250th the mass of the Sun..
Since the radius of Jupiter is the same and only the mass is changing then the gravitational pull of jupiter (earth) would be 4x that of Jupiter, or 100m/s^2, so 10Gs
can a human survive living under 10Gs?
Nope.
Even pilots black out at that point.
I can handle it. They should try me.
It's impossible.
A planet that big will inevitably keep trapping gas and become a gas giant.
People don't get that there's no different types of objects, an asteroid, a planet, a gas giant and a star aren't different bodies, they are the same, just different size.
If an asteroid piles enough mass it starts becoming round, and if it keeps getting bigger it becomes a planet.
If the planet becomes massive enough to prevent all forms of gas from leaving it will keep piling it up and become a gas giant.
If a gas giant keeps retaining more and more gas the pressures will be enough to start fusing deuterium and lithium, becoming a brown dwarf.
If the brown dwarf somehow becomes more massive it starts fusing hydrogen, becoming an actual star.
what about them super earths though?
A Super Earth isn't much bigger than Earth, they range up to two times bigger than Earth.
There's a reason the biggest Super Earths are also called gas dwarves.
Gaslets
Funny enough, they just found a planet that is so dense the only explanation is that it's a gas giant that, due to having an orbital period of just 1 day due to how close it is to it's star, got stripped of it's gasses and only the solid core is left.
how would it be a gas giant in the first place if it was that close to it's star
WASP 12b would like a word with you.
egg
>when you nut but she still suckin
Because it likely formed when the star was much younger and weaker.
Or maybe it got pushed into a closer orbit by a planetary colission.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Jupiter
We see these around the galaxy and we have no idea how they form or why. Or why our gas giants haven't migrated. It should be concerning.
>Or why our gas giants haven't migrated.
They did. Every viable model of the Solar System's formation has the planets forming closer to the Sun than they are now, before being pulled or scattered outward by the motion and influence of Jupiter and Saturn. Some even invoke a fifth giant planet that was ejected from the Solar System when it crossed paths with Jupiter.
The formation of planets is a complex and messy process, and the Solar System has for a long time been thought of as unique and special in its relative order and abundance of planets, but in reality we're probably a fairly average system.
>but in reality we're probably a fairly average system
I doubt that based on current data.
Just because it's the most easily observed doesn't mean its the most common. That's like looking at a rock pool and assuming most crabs live there
The planets and stars are not fixed in place. It probably formed farther away but got flung inward toward its star by another planet in its system.
>If an asteroid piles enough mass it starts becoming round
Why
Gravity.
Have you seen it for yourself?
Because gravity needs to overcome the strength of the materials the asteroid is made of.
Gravity has the same pull from everywhere, so when it's strong enough it'll pull everything equally.
From what we know, asteroids of about 600km in diameter are the ones big and dense enough to form a sphere.
You guys fricking reek, I'm opening up a window.
>the mars Ganker thread gets instantly deleted
Fricking jupiter cucked jannies
>implying marsgays have anything of worth to say
You're lucky there's a asteroid field in the way
If I light a match in Jupiter does the whole planet blow up?
It would be extremely painful
It's a big planet.
bump
>4 (yous)
how have I never seen this joke before
because you've only been here for one of the eleven years people have been making that joke
I've been here since 2010
Shoemaker–Levy 9 already tried this and failed. Turns out comet impacts only make mustard gas like everything else.
Not ebery gas is flammable, and if saturn's gas was it would have burned and exploded long ago because of sun, comets, random impacts and maybe friction
Man I can't wait for Earthfield to come out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Plutobros are cool. I hate how Earthgays always have to cause some problem with them.
how can you be anything other than an earthgay
there's literally nothing like it in the universe
because Earth is gay
>trying to play vidya
>3-headed frick outside is back again causing more storms
I thought we sent this c**t to a different planet
I can't believe Todd wouldn't let us land on this planet bros
EARTHFIELD IS A FLOP AHAHAHA
>on Jupiter
Eh?
>posting the incomplete chart
would it be possible to traverse jupiter?
Doubt it. That part that says metallic hydrogen? Hydrogen only behaves like a conductor when you force to pressures of about 250.000 atmospheres.
>metallic hydrogen
I love this kind of "bizarre" element states that are theorized on other planets, you wouldn't think a gas can be "metallic"
So it's kind of like a giant rocky planet accumulated an incredibly massive atmosphere of hydrogen, which kept pulling in more hydrogen as the mass and gravity increased
Yes.
A gas giant is just the natural evolution of a planet that just kept getting bigger.
And if there was more gas available for it to trap, the pressure at the core would be enough to start fusing deuterium first, and lithium later, becoming a brown dwarf. And if it managed to acquire even more was it would start fusing hydrogen, becoming an actual star.
Meanwhile, on tidally locked Ganker
What happens here?
Rangeban from the solarjannies
Pedo sex parties with ~~*plutonians*~~
pluto and neptune can collide?
No because when Pluto passes by Neptune's path is still way above it.
The closest Pluto and Neptune can get is about 2.4 billion kilometres.
Frick Pluto. If that worthless waste of an orbit got swallowed up, no one would even miss it
Seeing things like this and thinking about how miniscule the chances must have been for them to end up in such a perfectly synchronized formation makes me wonder how often it must have gone wrong in the past and how many similarly sized objects that blue c**t has swallowed in the past
There's a whole population of objects like Pluto in resonance with Neptune. In 2004 they discovered one that was almost exactly like Pluto, down to having a large moon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/90482_Orcus
Try designing a camera that can survive that after getting fried by the radiation on approach. You're just gonna get some pictures of funny clouds which we can see pretty well from orbiters around Jupiter anyway, I'd rather see pics from the surface of Europa or Titan.
>pluto and neptune can collide?
Their orbits are in perfect synchronization so they will never collide. It's pretty impressive.
I hate being in here, the planet is having atomic explosions daily and the heat of it makes even the shadow hot. Fricking hell, I should have gone to Mars
Man i wish there wasn't a perpetual gigantic storm of the apocalypse to worry about at all hours of the day. I also your favorite game is reddit.
Pluto's binary orbit with Charon is really cool.
Imagine a vidya setting with two bodies that close together, all the cities facing the other tidally locked planet/moon/whatever/shut up and being able to travel between them with rockets and aircraft and shit.
Outer Wilds
Elite Dangerous
Odyssey was a fricking mistake, planets like these looked much better on horizons.
They've improved it a lot. I think when they made Odyssey they hadn't brought over all of the planet generation parameters and thus the surfaces were all fricked up
Do you mean terrain features or just overall? There are some unique formations I've found here and there. They're not at all common. This made me think of some sort of space bug colony.
KSP2 hahahahahaa was supposed to have something like this
the book of the long sun has this + vampires that can fly between the 2 planets
Is it just me or is there something… evil about Saturn?
It's just you
>t.Saturngay
They have too many rings
I wouldn't worry about it, Anon.
There's nothing evil about me
He's just doing his job.
nothing to see here, move on
FRICK OFF, WE'RE
F U L L
U
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Maybe, but there are no liminal spaces there for you to shit your pants in.
>rubbing hands intensifies
as a capricorn I've always had a recurring dream where Saturn's poles started growing gigantic tree roots as the storms intensified with each passing day
Why is it that Venusgays make the best vidya and Neptunegays makes the absolute worst?
Because Venus is the coolest non-Earth planet we have. Mercury is a close second.
Venus is the hottest, not the coolest 😉
>Mercury is a close second.
Why, it's literally just the Moon's twin.
Why are these kinds of threads allowed? They're completely off-topic.
>no fun allowed
>Earthgay hours again
>Post quality drops
every fricking time
Wait why the frick are we here? This is just a giant whirling deathball. Can we at least go to Io?
>This is just a giant whirlinf deathball
...Out of 10!
>alternate universes exist
>they're completely different from our own universe, and not like the branching timeline stuff/many worlds interpretation
would you be fine with this?
jupiter is 木星
today is 木曜日 (jupiter's day)
now you've created a jupiter themed thread on Ganker and it has also been raining with thunder here
my /x/ senses can't help but tingle
Entirely coincidental, so your senses are right to be tingling
>t. OP
日本で金曜日ですけど。
i'm just thinking like a japanese person. in the mind of a japanese person it's still thursday for us even though it's friday for them, therefore it's jupiter's day
also:
The English word Thursday is named after the Norse god of thunder, Thor. Thursday means Thor's day in Old English. Thor is represented riding a chariot drawn by goats and wielding his hammer. In most languages with Latin origins, the day is named after the god and planet Jupiter.
Be careful with those /x/ senses. They won't ever stop tingling if you aren't careful.
That said, I also noticed this. It's nice and sunny over here, though.
>the backyard of Jupiter
>second most habitable place in the solar system.
>can't leave due to hypermagnetic van Allen belt.
>closest manifestation of the ninth frozen circle of Hell in existence.
>abominations, clowns and burocrats all bring torment in equal measure.
just fricking shoot me already.
I haven't played Barotrauma in years, when did it start looking like this?
It always looked like that
years.
the biggest issue that it has when compared to SS13 is that you can't dick around for a round.
where as a spacestation will keep on keeping on if you do nothing Every single sub will get boarded by terrors of the deep or just explode if you don't do your damn job meaning that even though it has less mechanics and is more accessible in a sense there is no downtime, putting off the newbies.
plenty of mods tho
Who the hell is Jove?
>didn't make it to Jupiter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
if goku and geets have gravity chambers why didn't they just go to jupiter
>jupitergays call themselves a "failed star" when they're not even close to shit dwarf status
Saturn chads stay winning.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/could-jupiter-become-a-star
I entered this thread just to tell everyone I hate Jovians. That's all
How Saturnine
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ANY ALIENS OR SPACE Black folk AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM IN THIS CHAT
EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A b***h
WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR
FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU
t.
They can't seriously expect to get away with stealing our women.
https://vocaroo.com/1b6SWilWvWgQ
>Fart planet thread is still up
>The vastly more interesting Mars thread got instantly deleted
Outrageous!
average mars fan is lower test than the flock of Jupiter
half way between the Sun and the void we are no mere barren rock.
TO ALL ANONS ITT
TO ALL ANONS ITT
TO ALL ANONS ITT
TO ALL ANONS ITT
TO ALL ANONS ITT
Dude there's nothing here but gas
Yeah, from our ass!
My mum thinks the moon (earths moon) is a flat disc because we don't see its other side.
It's astounding how many people don't have a basic understanding of the scale of the universe. That shit is all I think about sometimes. I doubt my mother even understands that the milky way is a galaxy or even what a galaxy is.
I personally don't know how you can have zero interest in it.
Not out of ego on my behalf because its something I'm interested in, but I just cannot fathom how you can have no care to learn the smallest things about our universe or even how the planet you lived on may have came to be. It isn't technical, nor difficult to understand
>how you can have no care to learn the smallest things about our universe or even how the planet you lived on may have came to be
Because they're all too tired to care about anything outside daily social life. Because normalgays are animals. Because sloth and brain fog are rife in the minds of ordinary people. Because learning the knowledge has no practical or immediate use to them.
>sloth
Low energy
>brain fog
Poor nutrition, low energy, and/or mental weakness. I suspect there are other reasons for the brain fogs as well. Being too tired really is it.
I've experienced enough /x/ shit to know. I feel worse about mentally ill homosexuals on here than I ever did before.
what compels people to believe every errant thought that enters their head
She also thinks the Earth is flat and they only way I could really explain it to her in basic terms is what happens when you play with water in a vacuum, how it's mass presses against itself and forms a loose ball shape. She then said how do I know that happens when I haven't been to space so I left it.
Parasites
How is it possible that she knows about tidal locking yet doesn't know the moon is spherical?
She doesn't know about tidal locking, I realised that when I was explaining seeing one face
BRVTAL MOGGING
You don't want to start pulling the size card there, little planet
Starlet.
This is why there isn't more life in the universe. Damn stars hogging all the materials. That hydrogen could be fuel but noooooooooooooo
Wasn't there a whole theory explaining that due to the vast size of the universe it's pretty much impossible for us or any other life forms to make contact since it would take literal eons to traverse?
We can within the same galaxy. Tech exists that can travel many light years but it's still going to take decades to do like 100 ly.
It's not a theory, we know the Cosmic Horizon is a thing due to inflation. The way that space is expanding at all points in the universe (including within yourself, but you stay together because matter has gravitational attraction) means that at a certain distance, inflation of space is faster than light. Anything that's matter cannot travel faster than light because it gets heavier as it reaches that speed, thus slows it down. There will be a point in the future where all the galaxies in the universe will have inflated so far away that we will never be able to reach them.
The frick is that?
An optic illusion, it was a piece of the thermal blanket that protects the engines.
>According to Mechanical Engineer Brook Davenport of Charlotte, North Carolina, “What was seen on the video was most likely condensation forming from a super cold liquid near a very hot engine. The surface tension of the liquid probably helped it form into a ball shape and then look like a mouse.”
Wrong. It's clear to anyone with a brain that it's a mouse and that the powerful and extremely smart israelites with trillions of dollars at their disposal simply forgot to photoshop it out before releasing the prerecorded "livestream" of the supposed launch.
>tfw you get cucked out from alien pussy because you're not into inflation
The really scary theory is the Big Rip. Inflation will accelerate so fast that atoms won't be able to bond with each other anymore. The universe will be nothing but scattered energy. At that point it's believed that the fundamental code of the universe will tear and destroy the fabric of reality.
>tfw the universe will literally big rip you a new one in order to prevent you from getting alienussy
The reality is that all those super powerful godlike precursor civilizations in scifi who seeded all life in the universe did it because they were lonely but didn't live long enough to see the fruits of their work.
If humanity doesn't kill itself in the cradle then this is likely our fate.
I hope it happens
The Big Rip was deemed impossible years ago.
How so when the universe's expansion is accelerating?
Every galaxy is moving away from every other galaxy faster and faster, but galaxies themselves are held together enough by gravity and something else we don't understand (dark matter) that galaxies themselves don't appear to be expanding. We know this because of gravitational lensing giving us multiple views of the same thing from different times as the same light takes longer to travel longer distances.
Here's a world with signs of extensive geological activity. Some continents are full of old calderas
I'm fully aware that gravitational attraction is what stops matter flying apart, but the big rip is about inflation multiplying so fast that it overpowers gravitational attraction.
Big Rip is dark matter increasing so much it rips apart spacetime itself, it's not just the expansion accelerating.
I'm pretty sure that dark matter is the stuff that's around galaxy, not what is causing inflation which is dark energy.
No, dark matter is literally everywhere where actual matter is not.
You're not listening. I'm talking about dark matter being separate to dark energy.
>We know this because of gravitational lensing giving us multiple views of the same thing from different times as the same light takes longer to travel longer distances.
That's a very elegant way to measure it.
Because Big Rip can only happen if the amount of dark energy in the universe keeps increasing, and for all we know dark matter may not even exist.
Hell, some scientists have even hypothesized that the expansion of the universe might be an illusion.
Hypothesizing about the end of the universe is pointless because we know almost nothing about it.
Won't the expansion stop once the universe reaches heat death?
Psudeo science. More than likely it'll keep expanding while layers clump dark matter in another dimension until there is enough mass that it breaks through the veil that separates the layers and another big bang but probably somewhere where there isn't stuff, I hope.
So you’re telling me some random civilization of 4th dimensional beings runs the risk of seemingly spontaneously combusting when our shithole universe dies?
This universe just does everything in its power to be as horrible as possible damn
It's not know what will happen, only that we know inflation of the universe is accelerating.
Even at sub-light speeds it should only take a space faring species a few million years to send probes to every system in the galaxy. Maybe they did, who knows.
How bout we just skip the escalation ladder and go straight to the biggest boi
>The biggest guy is also the blackest
Even the motherfricking universe agrees on that
hol up
I'm not sure we can call a galaxy a single object as it's held together by gravity, not EM. Structure would be more appropriate.
Andromeda is larger than MW though.
Joke is on you. That's what it looked like over a billion years ago and has since probably collided into another galaxy and had all its substance torn apart from it. Probably smaller than andromeda
why is IC a spiral?
He's actually infinitely small. The event horizon is not an object, it's a region around the singularity.
Who cares when you have that much M A S S
Imagine setting floating solar panels orbiting around this bad boy, we'd have free energy to last us forever.
Yes but, time would slow to an absolute crawl around this thing so I hope you're fine with space being completely pitch black
They get bigger lil boy.
What about "the phoenix"
beeg thing make me happy
that bad b***h is coming over to FRICK the milky way's giant PENIS and they're going to make a new galaxy baby together
we're literally all going to make it bros
>we're literally all going to make it bros
what if we're one of the unlucky star systems that get catapulted into the intergalactic void as a result?
We're on the Milky Way's favorite arm, we'll be fiiiiine
Earth itself doesn't died for another million years or so
Yeah, and the Andromeda Galaxy won't collide before then. We'll never see it.
Forgot to amend my point: humanity will definitely be able to leave Earth before then and propagate in other systems. /we/ won't be able to see it but our future ancestors will. All the more reason to find a gf
>what if we're one of the unlucky star systems that get catapulted into the intergalactic void as a result?
Our star will be a white dwarf by that point so it doesn't really matter.
>stacy andromeda rejects the white manlet
it's so fricking over
I sure am super concerned about the potential galactic collision 200M years from now.
No, the Earth will be gone by then.
They can't compete with the BBH
what is this? Dead star?
>66 BILLION solar masses
Gee, wonder what it could be. Probably a big meteor or something
>red and black color scheme
its jiren
>extremely distant from earth
>not distant enough in outer space scale
>which means it's hot enough to kill a man in the desert and bright enough to blind him
I'm scared of the Sun tbh
all bluff and no substance
ENTER.......
OP's mom
>filesize too big
JUPITER'D
I've protected Earth once more
Meanwhile, on Apollo Ganker
>nasa lands people on the moon in 2025
>it will be streamed in HD to the whole world
>has never been easier to follow a moon landing
>the stream barely reaches 5 mio
how would you feel?
Personally I expect so see a large amount of people thinking this is the second ever manned landing.
Chances are, I'm watching her stream instead.
I expect a shit ton of muh hecking science "lovers" in the chat talking about how we are wasting resources in space and poluting the planet with rocket launches, at least until someone tells them that a rocket using hydrolox is probably the least poluting type of engine we've ever created.
Soon
But first, we have to feed and clothe Africa
>2025
No chance, due to Congress's moronic demands that shit isn't happening until at least 2028.
>Orion and Starship docking
oh no
OH NO NO NO EARTHFIELD BROS TODD HOWAYYD LOST
WHY IS IT SO FRICKING WINDY IN HERE
reminder that the asteroid and kiper belts have never been observed and its a literal guess that they exist. science.
>the asteroid belt has never been observed
??
The asteroid belt is the only thing keeping my pants up
Yes we have, the Dawn probe visited Ceres and Vesta.
The thing about the asteroid belt is that there's no "picture" of it because the average distance between every asteroid is of about 1 million kilometres, three times more than the distance from Earth to the Moon, if you were standing in one of those you wouldn't be able to see any other asteroid.
That idea of an asteroid belt having very close asteroids constantly smashing into each other is just Star Wars shit, only thing cose to that is a planetary ring.
ANDROMEDA IS CRASHING INTO US
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
she's such a bad b***h tho
Watching Stellvia made me more fearful of supernova than any celestial bodies.
imagine if andromeda had unobstructed full opacity on the night sky
We'd probably get it confused with our galaxy's image and all its stars. Just look at those NASA pictures they capture with their telescopes. Half the time it's hard to tell if a light is a star or another galaxy.
>200 years in the future
>space flight and fusion power is mainstream
>someone invents a device that can suppress fusion from happening
>suggests using it to turn off the sun
>turn it into a gas storage for all our fusion reactors instead
>the gas will now last a billion times longer than if the sun just burned and wasted it
would you vote yay or nay?
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. That is impossible.
The gas can be used for something that didn't happen but should have and they deserved it
first build a solar powered hadron colider around the sun to create matter more efficently and then after we have enough shit to encapsulate that big b***h then do we turn in innert for quadrilion year storage.
>park the leftover sun in the jupiter room.
Why the frick would I vote yay, at least take another sun, idk. Take one of the Alpha Centaurii, frickers got three of them
Humanity will cease to exist before we leave this planet
But enough about your sex life
>Not a Center of eyechad
EAT SHIT YOU FRICKING PUSAAAAHRCEGRBRKKTHRG
just saw a jupiter woman with a marsBlack person, it's fricking over
proton decay got me fricked up
particles with an expiration date
leaving nothing but black holes
which will always evaporate away
For me it's false vacuum decay. There's probably a couple bubbles of it spreading at light speed right now.
What goes on here?
Not much I'd wager, unless that's where Azathoth hangs out
Look around you, same thing. We are inside of a void.
Our universe bubble touching another in the great bubble bath the giant anime girl bathes in.
I personally think there is only one universe but it has layers to it. Black holes are a tear in between layers and it's why it's so cold. All the energy falls into the other side where it probably came from.
Same as in here.
The Milky Way is in a 2 billion light year wide void called KBC.
Voids are so big that the Local Hole still has a frickton of superclusters in it.
Really difficult for me to even try to imagine the scale sometimes.
I've read Jupiter is actually colder than Neptune. Dunno if that makes sense.
No it's not, Neptune is the coldest planet.
Jupiter is about 70 degrees hotter.
Maybe it was Uranus.
Not that one either, Uranus is about 50 degrees colder.
No, I mean Uranus, not Jupiter.
>reading death's end
>group of scientist were studying a micro black hole kept inside a sphere 1km in diameter
>one of the guys fell into it
>they can still see him on the surface of the black hole
>insurance refused to pay for his death as he is "technically still alive"
i refuse to believe a person can be swallowed whole by a micro black hole
it would pass through him, like a slow bullet, and kill him once he was kept in place and eaten up
and i don't get the theory of things that fall into a black hole would remain visible on the surface forever
the surface of every black hole would look like crazy surreal paintings from all the shit that falls into them
>and i don't get the theory of things that fall into a black hole would remain visible on the surface forever
They wouldn't, they'd look as if they were getting closer and closer and then stop the moment that person crosses the event horizon.
Then that person would start getting redshifted until they vanished.
>GAS GIANTS HAVE NO CONTENT WHAT A WASTE OF PIXELS
1/10 for Jupiter
10/10 for Earth
3/10 for Mars
I still fondly remember 10-ish years ago when space engine was new and /vg/ did not exist yet an we had fukken deep space threads where everyone shared their void findings in SpaceEngine and introduced me to Lustmord and Darkspace.
I remember my poor old rig sweating bullets as I swept through the nothing between the stars on my way to some non existent primordial rock illuminated by hither to unseen constellations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6zhuFAoC6Y
shit like that is what keeps me looking back fondly to this place.
If the universe is continuously expanding, what's surrounding it that it's expanding in? A big empty void?
>what's surrounding it
him
Into nothing, it's the existing universe itself that's expanding, like if you painted some dots into a balloon and then blew air into it and now the dots are now far from each other.
It's the space between things that's expanding, it's not a "wave of reality" expanding into a void.
this was seriously one of the hardest concepts for me to 'get'. I think PBS Spacetime explained it in a way I could understand
God
apparently doesnt seem to be the case anymore since its been noticed that something is causing the clusters to move to a focalized area
There's a confusing theory that states perhaps the universe is a 3 dimensional object interacting with/being stretched through a 4th dimensional region.
>accidentally set the AC to absolute zero
Frick
>water condenses and turns into a liquid with zero viscosity
Would the zero degres AC be one of those useless contraption things (you know the ones) because the moment it cools down the surroundings to zero, the reaction that cools down the surroundings get frozen too, and since it's no longer in effect the surroundings slowly defrost, but that means rhe AC defrosts too and cools everything down bavk to zero?
Just move around a bit. You will prevent it from ever going that low
I just went to get some space photos in Elite yesterday
>r/ifrickinglovescience thread
have a nice day
>reality is cringe
Cope harder. Cry to that fricking space daddy you insist is real.
what makes you think he's religious?
No, those homosexuals are the type that go
>WE CAN'T HECKING COLONIZE SPACE BECAUSE MUH CAPITALISM AND MUH ROCKETS POLUTE SO HECKING MUCH WE DESERVE TO DIE IN HERE
They are all midwits who know jack shit about science and are just desperate to feel smart despite the fact that they can't do anything but parrot Vsauce videos.
Tell them that the guy who designed the Saturn V was a nazi, or that the astronauts of the Apollo 8 read verses from the Bible while they orbited the Moon and they will all have complete meltdowns.
Or not even that, just tell them that SpaceX is the one leading rocketry in the world, Musk makes them seethe as much as if he was Hitler himself.
The nazis were occultists and israeli, but also didn'tt believe in your gay outer space.
Dude, the first pic of Earth from space was taken by the nazis from a V2 rocket, a rocket designed by Wernher von Braun, the same man who designed the Saturn V.
Nazi Germany was, at the time, the most technologically advanced nation on Earth, it's why the Soviets and the Americans were so eager to get their hands on their scientists and engineers.
The whole thing about occultism is way overblown by the media, like how the Clint Eastwood depiction of the Wild West is a creation of Hollywood, only Himmler was obsessed with that.
>Verner von braun
I can't stop hearing that israelite singing every time i hear that name now
Good, let it remind you everytime you hear it that technological advancement is the most important task humanity can involve itself in.
Only thing it reminds me about is that Braun's department is rockets going up, not down.
Ironically, America lost the race to put a man first in space because von Braun was too concerned about the safety of the astronauts.
>Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming
I don't care about global warming, that's a natural process product of being in an interglacial period.
Trying to stop global warming is like trying to prevent the summer or winter from happening.
The only way to stop it is to alter Earth's orbit, which is what causes ice ages to happen to begin with.
>Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
That's the thing, science is just asking questions to understand and master the universe.
The act of worshipping science is just what midwits do because they are so low IQ that just hearing scientific terms makes them think they are smart.
It's not even about science, it's just about telling themselves they totally aren't stupid when they can't even define what delta-V is, or don't understand that a car with a rocket engine capable of breaking the sound barrier would be far more "green" than their useless EVs.
the asteroid belt... is a triangle?
Gravity moment. Jupiter being fat and stupider pulls most asteroids away from collision with earth.
Thank fat stupider jupiter for that.
The asteroid belt isn't shown there, that's just the asteroid groups affected constantly by Jupiter's gravity.
The green ones are called trojans, the red ones are called hildas, there's just a couple thousand of them.
Hildas are mostly beyond the asteroid belt.
>Jupiter is meant to have enough gravity to drag these things towards
>instead they're staying away in these gifs
Bwuh
Because it's not just Jupiter affecting them, it's every single object in the vecinity.
Jupiter doesn't protect Earth by literally absorbing asteroids, but by "herding" them.
The effects of gravity aren't hard to calculate, but you need to keep all factors into account.
Yea, Jupiter protects Earth more than most people realize.
There is a slightly larger object that the asteroids are falling toward
Do you have some examples of the latter? I might be living in a country that's too sane apparently, but I have literally never heard of a single person who "worships science". The closest thing I can think of are all those flat-Earthers and other conspiracy weirdos who like pretending to know science by inventing little stories of their own to explain things that they're actually ignorant about. I don't really know what other kind of person would similarly contradict themselves trying to hold on to some kind of rationalism while also making its application irrational.
The USA has both of them, on one hand you have the flat earthers and on the other the "I LOVE SCIENCE" group that doesn't actually know anything.
Both share the same level of IQ.
They "hecking science" idea is just reactionary aversion to people with actual enthusiasm for the subject, or maybe in the worst case I can think of, people who exaggerate how amazing relatively mundane stuff that you learned in high school is, to the embarrassment of everyone else.
ty based jupiter for herding all those evil asteroids away from earth. luv u <33
>all those asteroids
It's like being surrounded by hungry sharks, holy shit
all those 'roids getting herded by big giant gas sheepdog
>Unironically thinks le epic space expooration will save us from le ebin global woorming
>Has the gall to call others "midwits who know jack shit about science"
Dude your space worship cult is literally "I-Fricking-Love-Soience!!!" for alt-righters.
>the astronauts of the Apollo 8 read verses from the Bible while they orbited the Moon
Reading a fairy-tale book while playing make-believe? Pretty appropriate if you ask me.
I don't know why you'd ever type "le" in CY+3, your brain is heavily poisoned.
this is one of the fricking stupidest comparison wojak waste of bandwidth images I have ever had the displeasure of seeing on this site.
>muh berserk and NASA
seriously, honestly, truly, have a nice day wojakBlack person
Animation > CGI
you will always be wrong Black person, always.
Jupiterbros, what are we playing tonight?
>Hey guys i just got a signal from earth. Check this out.
yfw when you see Earthgays fight over whether or not you can explore a gas giant for their new slop Starfield
Did he intend to invade Jupiter?
imagine living in a planet without japanese girls lmao jupitergays
It's just insane thinking about the quantity of raw materials in our system alone when you factor in the Asteroid Belt, the Kuiper Belt and the Oort Cloud. I know there's no demand or much point right now but once humanity gets the ball rolling on space mining it's going to keep us occupied for centuries.
>Centuries
More like several centum millennium if not outright an Epoch
Asteroid mining is science fiction
There is nothing on an asteroid you can't get on Earth without incurring the enormous expense and risk of space travel
Earth's mineral resources will never be depleted. Everything used on Earth is still on Earth and can be reused and recycled for far less expense and effort than mining a rock millions of miles away. It's hardly a vast untapped reservoir either, every asteroid in the asteroid belt put together is only a tiny fraction of the mass of the Moon, which is a much more reasonable but still prohibitively expensive and difficult site for resource extraction.
There are plenty of elements that are incredibly rare on Earth that are found in larger concentrations on the Moon and in asteroids. For example iridium, which has been found in huge quantities in meteorites. It may be even more expensive to space mine it than it is to refine it from tiny terrestrial quantities, but that may not be the case always. Rocket fuels are made of some of the most abundant elements in the universe. If mining operations could work out of a station attached to a space elevator, space mining could pay off.
Space elevators will never work even with the most perfect carbon nanotubes because the natural decay of the material will cause it to easily collapse.
Regardless, mankind can't do alchemy. We do just have to find the heavier elements in nature, and some of them we can hardly find here. Regardless of how difficult and expensive it may be, it may be vital enough to justify the cost.
What about helium? We're scheduled to run out in as little as 30 years. I guess there's a lot of helium-3 on the moon though so point taken.
What if you were to refine those resources in space and use them exclusively to build space constructs? Would certainly be less expensive than having to send all the parts from the Earth's surface.
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shit, I just watched this earlier today
I hate when they use non standard jaks
>tfw you'll never be a space trucker delivering goods from the asteroid belt to earth
Not until we develop way more powerful propulsion systems.
With the current tech it takes around 18 months to get to the asteroid belt.
Reposting a classic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
I wish I understood all that shit at the end
tldr: https://youtu.be/4m48GqaOz90&t=16
You leave a cup of tea in your room, what happens to it? It cools to room temperature, no matter what. The high energy in your cup of tea wants to spread out and balance itself with its surroundings. Now imagine that on a universal scale. All energy wants to balance. That means the universe will eventually reach a state of equilibrium. Perfect balance. The natural state of the universe is nothing. What happens after that? Who knows? Maybe some quantum frickery causes The Big Bang to happen again after an ungodly amount of time has passed, and another universe is created, with another set of galaxies and planets and another timeline of history. All history before that universe and every one that came before it is gone forever. Just think about how unimportant we are in all of this. Just think about how unimportant YOU are. Really think about it. But not too much. You are a biomachine that is ALIVE. You can think, feel and do. You are possibly the biggest wonder of the universe right now. So, go and enjoy what little time you have, because you will never be alive again after you die. Not in the next universe. Not in the one after that. Not ever again.
damn I'm so fricking cool
>because you will never be alive again after you die. Not in the next universe. Not in the one after that. Not ever again.
Really hoping there's an afterlife. I want to keep experiencing.
>quantum tunnelling
scientists really think dwarves created the big bang LMAO
They don't, that's hypothesis based on what little we know.
And for all we know the Universe could be eternal.
In fact a few months ago some scientists hypothesized that the Big Bang might have never happened.
Humanity is good when it comes to the things that surround us, but when it comes to large scale cosmic science all we can do is make guesses and hope we find something that points in the direction of any of those guesses.
just finished it and it's one of the most moronic things i've ever read. they really take us for fools don't they?
No, its just we barely know anything to make any accurate guesses on what will happen to the universe. We only learn accurately with things we can experiment with.
they really said termites could survive a plant extinction, and i'm not even bringing up the ridiculous shit during and past the black hole era.
That's all things that supposedly can happen via quantum mechanics over large periods of time, but quantum mechanica plus large scale astronomy and universal time scales are just a recipe for nonsense.
The reality is that we just don't know enough about the universe to make an accurate guess.
A Slower Speed of Light is a first-person game prototype in which players navigate a 3D space while picking up orbs that reduce the speed of light in increments. Custom-built, open-source relativistic graphics code allows the speed of light in the game to approach the player’s own maximum walking speed. Visual effects of special relativity gradually become apparent to the player, increasing the challenge of gameplay. These effects, rendered in realtime to vertex accuracy, include the Doppler effect (red- and blue-shifting of visible light, and the shifting of infrared and ultraviolet light into the visible spectrum); the searchlight effect (increased brightness in the direction of travel); time dilation (differences in the perceived passage of time from the player and the outside world); Lorentz transformation (warping of space at near-light speeds); and the runtime effect (the ability to see objects as they were in the past, due to the travel time of light).
What's on Ganymede?
Space Engine thread?
lots of israelites getting gassed there, time to lit the planet up and see what happens to the bodies
It's nuts the faked the cold War too
SIRS WE ARE TO THE MOON b***h LASSAGNA SUPERPOWER BY 2024
>not j/v/piter
epic fail
wait THIS tiny little shit is the thing terraboos obsess over??? LOL
WHY CANT I LAND HERE, FRICK YOU TODD YOU LIAR
>NOOO UH WE REVOLVE AROUND THE SUN
>NO THAT ISNT THE SUN MOVING IN THE SKY BECAUSE... UH... WE'RE SPINNING REALLY FAST!
>NO YOU WONT FLY OFF, JUST TRUST ME
Actually the Sun is orbiting me, is just I'm on Earth for now
MEANWHILE, ON HIVE MOON Ganker
hi Im on hive moon and I hate video gmaes
WHY CANT I LAND ON ROCK PLANETS?
I WANT TO LAND ON A SOLID STONE GROUND PLANET
when did this happen
yesterday
RIGHT NOW
How can a planet hit a gas giant without completely displacing its materials?
It depends on the speed of the impact, on whether the impact allows the gas to reach escape velocity.
Yes. A gas giant is just a planet that got so massive that gasses couldn't escape it's gravity. The more gas, the more mass, and even stronger gravity, so it becomes a vicioua circle until the planet takes all the gas in its orbit.
Gas isn't nothing. If you're hitting something, it will resist the force and eventually bring it to a stop. Jupiter contains a volume of mostly hydrogen and helium that is more massive than everything else in orbit around the Sun combined.
The Galileo probe entered Jupiter's atmosphere traveling at about 14 miles/second, experiencing over 200 Gs of deceleration and temperatures nearing 30,000F, vaporizing almost 200 pounds of material off its heat shield before slowing down enough to descend by parachute, where it fell for over an hour before losing contact and inevitably being crushed and destroyed by the pressures and heat of the interior.
Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 was captured by Jupiter, ripped apart by its gravity on approach, and its 21 fragments impacted the planet in 1994. The comet's fragments entered the atmosphere moving at 37 miles/second, with the largest fragment being over a mile wide. The impacts created fireballs nearly 2,000 miles high, visible on Jupiter's surface from the Hubble Space Telescope. The largest impact created a dark spot in the atmosphere wider than Earth which persisted for months, releasing energy equivalent to six million Megatons of TNT.
and we got no pics of what jupiter looks like on the inside?
Black person he just said 30,000F in the fricking atmosphere, what fricking camera do you expect to work under those conditions?
one with fire resistance on
What do you think Earth looks like on the inside? It's dark
No, sending a picture that probably wouldnt even look good from all the shaking wasn't deemed important enough to use bandwith that could be used to gather and send data.
Peasants cannot hope to approach the King
The probe they sent in had no cameras. It wasnt the spacecraft they sent into Jupiter, just a tiny probe with only enough instruments tongather data on its atmospherem
Is time essentially a shockwave pushing everything away from the starting point?
so is there a solid planet under all that or what.
More or less
so is that a big ass planet or just very dense
Yes
a dense enough gas becomes a solid so yes
Is that how farts become poos?
It once was. A gas giant is just a planet that got so massive that it's gravity could hold onto gases. The more gas, the more mass, the stronger the gravity which attracts more gas until there's none left in its path.
>tfw the neighbor is violently puking all day everyday
I just want to play vidya in piece
*peace
>pure toxic death and gravity
I love women game developers
Bros I'm glad we let the dogs take care of Earth.
>Radiation from Jupiter would kill anything remotely near it or its moons
Wtf is with these homosexuals
The Spaniards raped them all
If the universe is doing nothing but drifting apart then we should unite it. Atom by atom, universe by universe. By our will we will bind existence together.
https://esahubble.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/
Good luck, little primates
Can you see it?
Aliens will come out from Jupiter