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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    O just started playing the second game
    Wtf did they do to Dan's voice?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he sounds like a Norfolk farmer in MediEvil 2. I grew up there so I'd know, and it's also only about 45 minutes from where MediEvil 1 and 2 were developed so that makes sense.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really enjoyed M1 remake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, it was fun. I got the platinum trophy too. Shame MediEvil 2 probably won't get the same treatment...

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ape Escape 4 starring Cai never

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes an ape escape post in a medievil thread

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medievil 2 was already a downgrade

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, there were at least two ideas for third game and they were so-so
      >first pitch was turning Dan's waifu into a villain and making the entire plot going around Egyptian stuff (eventually this pitch was used for PSP remake of MediEvil 1 by adding Egyptian stuff)
      >second pitch was Dan vs Jack Frost in snow Gallowmere (I think it was supposed to take place between 1 and 2)

      Now this anon speaks the truth
      >make life fountains finite, so eventually you can't even replay the levels because the only way to replenish health is to find health vials
      >way too many gimmick / puzzle levels that have nothing to do with MediEvil's combat
      >way too many levels are being reused (you visit Museum THREE times)
      >annoying ghost sidekick that can't shut up
      >a bunch of levels have no chalice so you might as well just rush through them asap while ignoring enemies
      >weapons powercreep each other way too fast and become obsolete in just 1-2 levels after getting them
      Honestly, MediEvil 2 remake should've changed a lot of stuff to end up being good because the original version wasn't that great in the first place.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fundemental flaw was Medievil 2 tried to focus purely on replacing the rune mechanic from Medievil 1
        So it seems just more of a slog.

        Even with the limited health, the repeated levels, etc, none of it compares to that most of it is just one giant fetch quest.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What could you realistically do in a medievil 3?
    2 was already a downgrade setting wise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting off the French.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >french revolution
        >dan has to fight aristocrats that are actually monsters
        >boss fight against the scarlet pimpernel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fight masses of French Peasants controlled by Robespierre.
          Game ends with a boss fight where you have to activate a series of switches to trigger a guillotine to take his head off.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish they made Gex 4..

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Megalovania*

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hughvhuufhfuhuhfhgh

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake Medievil 1 on PSP
    >Remake Medievil 1 AGAIN for PS4
    >Re-release the PSP remake on PS4/ps5
    Meanwhile 2 is still stuck on PS1 discs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      works on duckstation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is weird how they just keep ignoring 2

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a badass setting and premise for a game. Damn shame,

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have any other rec's for spooky/gothic style games like MediEvil?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania scratches that exact itch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pumpkin Jack (pretty good for a game made by a few people, but the gameplay feels very rough compared to MediEvil, and the time gap between those two games is 20+ years)
      Maximo series (a decent alternative to MediEvil)
      I kinda want to mention Legacy of Kain and Darksiders series, but those two are not really cartoon-ish like MediEvil and Pumpkin Jack / Maximo

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make up a plot for a new Medievil.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Takes place in modern England
      Zarok's spellbook is unearthed by some kid who doesn't know what he's doing (kinda like Jumanji) and accidentally casts the undead spell, sending England into chaos. It also raises a new antagonist from the dead who steals the spellbook so the spell can't be undone because they want to live.
      Dan is woken up as usual and must get the spellbook back, with the help of the kid. Dan has to go through modern England to get the spellbook back. Levels could consist of a modern rural english town/graveyard, maybe a renaissance fair level for the jokez, maybe a big shopping mall level etc, all taken over by the undead.
      Maybe have Zarok come back but only as a head stuck on-top of one of those little hands that run around as a comedy relief character.

      I dunno, just keep things basic, no need to go crazy with the lore and shit, or overexplain modern guns and shit or whatever. Just have fun with it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Modern England
        Wonder how he'll react to all the Pakis

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have an idea for a plot I just want to see it set in the Americas during the witch trials time period. Dan exploring that setting and seeing the lore of that time in Medievil dark comedic setting would be great especially since that is also a not often seen era of history. Have him explore around early Canada and America and meet thing like bigfoot, french fur trappers, puritans, etc.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dragon dan my beloved <3

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played 1 as a kid and I wasn't able to finish it, thought the game was enormous back then.
    Replayed it this summer and it wasn't that big, it's funny how my perspective has changed. Really fun game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use to think the same about so many games. Growing up and realizing that games have their limits sucks

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but what about a spooky/Halloweeny adventure/platformer game in general? It's a niche that needs filling

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should buy MediEvil some day now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty cheap, and a good time even for its age.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Dan's brown Egyptian waifu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's blue though

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Medievil happened, then there was a sequel that had an ending, and that's it. That's quite alright with me.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for Medievil 2.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good
    Medievil PSP edition, Medievil 2 and Medievil 'le cartoon' remake on the fricking PS4 was completely shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remake was good though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The remake was perfect, what are you talking about?

        It was utter shit
        It was a fine 'for zoom-zoom' like most of the remakes are done now but it it's shitting all over the fun that made Medievil 1 good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The remake was perfect, what are you talking about?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        while the control tweaks and other qol things are nice, the graphics look like "hire this man" unreal engine slop and that just kills it
        the cinematics are even worse

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please understand. David Cage needs money

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MediEvil 1
    A great game. Amazing Tim Burton-esque style, charming music, wonky but still enjoyable combat and platforming, 11/10 voice acting, a striking protagonist. One of the very best European PS1 games and I still find myself playing it every few years.
    >MediEvil II
    Shit
    >MediEvil Resurrection
    Shit
    >MediEvil remake
    Great new orchestral soundtrack, a couple of visually pleasing spots. But the graphics and pre-rendered cutscenes have overwhelmingly been sucked dry of life and style, contrast is so dull and grey that its often used in the "anti soul gas" memes and the gameplay is fricked because Dan no longer hitstuns enemies and they just charge through your weapons. A classic case where the remake actually is harder than the original but only for purely bullshit reasons.

    MediEvil 1 was lightning in a bottle. Just let Dan rest, he earned it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What made Medievil one good was literally just the runes. It let large levels have small locked sections that felt like it was a larger level than you expected

      One thing that annoyed me about 2 was that it felt like 99% of shit ould just be walked around/jump over a small area to bypass but it was like 'nope gotta figure out the puzzle' 1 got away with it due to the runes unlocking literal gates that Zarok made to keep people from catching up to him

      It also didn't help a lot of the bosses in 2 were either 'puzzles' like the count or else just repated dumb shit like Dogman and Mander

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Amazing Tim Burton-esque style
      as well as Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that part in 2 where Dan tries to kill himself

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post OST

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most liked comment is posted by one of game's composers

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