>meet this fella down the pub. >he asks you to come up with a new race for his "video game"

>meet this fella down the pub
>he asks you to come up with a new race for his "video game"
>so far he has some of the standard fantasy shit
>elves, humans, orcs, blacks, lizards and cats
What do you tell him to add? Just to make him leave you alone

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a race that all look like children
    that would be so silly haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as long as i can smash their skulls with a rock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a race of skeleton children would be pretty fucking cool
      >dead souls of fallen child warriors too young and innocent to "move on"
      >they just do skeleton jokes and rattle their bones giggling at themselves half the time
      >can grow up in this skeleton form and it makes them like orcs from warhammer on steroids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool shit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lizards with cat ears

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spiders

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add the monkey guys from akavir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He already has blacks

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about more elves and more orcs but this time they are exclusively female and need sex with human men to continue their races?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mass effect did that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarves

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive only played one fame with playable treants and it wasnt a rpg. So give that a try.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moth people

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bird race

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mono eyed people

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giant amazon women with 6pack abs, wide hips and tiny knockers

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revive the snow elf and Dwemer races.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the indy 500

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insectoid race. Beetle samurai, moth mage, fly scout, mantis rogue.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me sweet little lies. Simple as.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    race of things living in cities deep in the oceans of tamriel

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