>megas. >z moves. >ultra beasts. >dynas. >teras

>megas
>z moves
>ultra beasts
>dynas
>teras
This shit is moronic. Anyone who likes this shit is moronic. It is a revolving door of lazy, trite horseshit meant to distract you from the fact that they're once again not doing anything to improve upon the core gameplay, graphics, customization, music, or graphics. It's a piece of candy meant to distract you from the fact that these games have been in stasis for the last 5 years and are just spinning their wheels doing nothing.

When are you going to wake up?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Megas
    >Ultra Beasts
    Not gimmicks and not comparable. They're just welcome additions to the core gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Megas are literally the same fricking thing as Z-Moves, Dynamax, and Terastilzation; a once per battle power-up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Megas are literally the same fricking thing as Z-Moves, Dynamax, and Terastilzation
        >Z-moves, Dynamax, Terastallization
        >Are blanket inflation buffs to every Pokemon that at best change the way moves function
        >Arbitrarily tied to X newest region, never to be used outside of it or hardly in spinoffs
        Yeah, I don't follow. Saying Ultra beasts are the same thing is moronic but saying mega evolutions are also the same thing is even more moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't just say that the once per battle gimmick is the same as the once per battle gimmick!
          neat cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Megas don't fundamentally change the way the game is played like Z-Moves and Dynamax do.
        They're more like a handful of new OP mons that have to hold certain items.
        Calling them a gimmick is like calling Zacian and Zamazenta's crowned formes gimmicks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know the definition of the word "Gimmick", firstly. Secondly, saying they're not the same thing doesn't mean it's true, it just means you're doubling down on being a moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I assume we're talking about gameplay gimmicks, right?
            Megas are a marketing gimmick, I'll give you that, but there's nothing gimmicky about them in actual gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mega
      >not a gimmick
      >appeared in one gen
      >appeared the next one with ZERO additions
      >deleted last one and in this one
      GIMMICK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stretching too hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >megas aren't a gimmick
      you keep repeating this in every thread, it won't make it less of a bs, cuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just UBs. megas are a gimmick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      relax moron, just because megas are a gimmick, doesn't mean that they aren't good

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they're once again not doing anything to improve upon the core gameplay
    you mean other than the open world exploration?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should've just stuck with Megas.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should've just deleted megas, not added any more gimmicks, and revamped the whole battle system to remove RNG.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ultra beasts were great and a breath of fresh air.
    Don't even associate them with these flashy gimmicks

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    final gambit. explosion, memento, lunar dance, and healing wish are all once per battle gimmicks now, thank you for enlightening me anon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I am tired of this gimmicks. A lot of cool one time designs we will never get to see again.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't use them

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They need to stop making gimmicks that every pokemon can use. Megas did it best, and having exclusive Z moves came close, but most of the time the dynamaxing/z moves get used on already strong pokemon making them stronger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAAH YOU CANT JUST GIVE THE GIMMICK TO EVERYTHING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO USE STRONG POKEMON INSTEAD OF WEAK POKEMON
      and megas fix this…how exactly? Now you just get an even more broken Salamence and Blaziken than before while Pokemon like Grumpig or Zebstrika are left even weaker because they can’t even use the gimmick to begin with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because when megas are designed correctly and not moronicly they boost pokemon that were shit before like absol, mawile, even charizard. but gamefreak is moronic so instead we got shit like mega mewtwo and primals

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