MESSMER THE IMPALER

WHO IS HE?
more importantly, do you think he is fricking miquella?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering he has the same arm.. yeah?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgive me Messibart of Impaler

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is Miquella screencap this
    >b-b-but he shows up at th-
    He is Miquella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's likely another radagon / merika situation

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It got helm of Elric of Melnibone which Martin used for Daemon Targeryan, and cloak of Corum (Eternal Champion).

    I firstly thought it was Miquella, then found out at the end of a trailer there is Miquella's voice, different, and also slight caption of him.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >showing the final boss in a trailer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This could be Fromsoft using a bait and switch tactic.

      In the original trailer for Elden Ring in 2021. They did briefly show Malenia, but her presence isn't that notable and upon first impression appears to be just another boss.

      It was actually Godrick that was most emphasized. Being shown at the very end.

      The funny thing is, Godrick is earlier and easier.

      Malenia is at the very end of the game and is the hardest.

      I'm calling it, Fromsoft is using a bait&switch. Showing us Messmer at the very end of the trailer while in reality he'll be relatively early in the game and not as hard as the trailer hypes him up to be.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, not only is he on the cover of the DLC, he's also getting a statue in the collector's edition. This IS the final boss.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ER collector's had Malenia statue

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t they do that with Maria too?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass, Old Hunters had Maria on the cover

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they've never once done that and they arent now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd agree with you if they didn't make him the centerpiece with merch
        I don't think he'll be the main boss of the DLC, but he will be later on in it like Maria

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who did they make the centre piece for elden ring? she was not the final boss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final boss is gonna be Orphan of Kos 2.0, though I don't think PCgays would appreciate that level of ludo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        Messmer will turn out to be some dark world nightmare that was born out of Miquella's capture from Mohg, a figure that represents what Mogh wanted to do to him.

        He was "impaled" by Mohg, he has "snakes in him", therefore he's mad. This will be an early boss in the expansion, the Godrick of the first legacy dungeon in it. The main final boss ala Orphan of Kos they have not shown.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet Malenia was Elden Ring's figure.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malenia was shown everywhere, you would've thought she was a central character. At least I did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Messmer is literally a reference to illusionists and hypnotism. St Trina Miquella is gonna backstab you when he was disguised as Kenneth Haight or some shit all along and pulling the strings.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The origin of the name Messmer is thought to come from the German verb "messen", which means to measure or assess. As such, it is likely that the Messmer family name is derived from a profession or occupation related to measurement or assessment.
          Nothing about him suggests illusions or shit like that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying they didnt just add and s to Mesmer
            come on now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The origin of the name Messmer is thought to come from the German verb "messen", which means to measure or assess. As such, it is likely that the Messmer family name is derived from a profession or occupation related to measurement or assessment.
            >Messmer is just a tailor
            >he's shit at his job and keeps stabbing people with the needle while altering clothes so they call him the Impaler

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is absolutely going to be the final dlc boss, but there will most likely be secret optional hidden bosses harder than him that will be end up being considered as the TRUE final boss.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's going to be the Artorius or Maria of the DLC, meaning that he's the "face" of it while not actually being the toughest boss.

        Also don't forget that collaboration Xbox controller company leaked that there'll be an "expansion" in 2025 too. Might be a two part DLC like Dark Souls 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't you see Gael in Dark Souls 3 dlc trailer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gael is how you enter the first DLC

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure you see the ending area in the trailer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but they didn't show you the next 2 phases of the fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >showing the final boss in the cover of the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the final boss in a trailer
      You don't actually believe this, do you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn’t know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mesmer seems like the first boss of the dlc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he will be the semi final boss, who after beating shit devolves into something crazy like manus or the orphan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella is blonde, forever a child and dead
      >no you don't understand this random ginger is Miquella
      fricking morons

      it never is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dog and the red haired guy are the bosses of the visible legacy dungeon under the ruined erdtree. they are not the only major bosses. there is at least one other legacy dungeon after them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They showed the final boss in the first trailer, hes the first person you ever see shown in these games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They never showed orphan of kos in bloodborne DLC trailer
      And they just showed gael arm in DS3 DLC trailer and nothing else so no one knew what it was even about
      Who knows who the final boss will be, maybe miquella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella is clearly the Ludwig of the DLC you fricking moron, this is the Maria

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      from will pull a malenia and make him impossible to find without guides

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are all these replies? Why are you replying to a moron? There is literally 0 chance this is the final boss. The final boss will be Godwyn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being a newbie

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many phases? im thinking at least 3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      6 phases. Two of which are a dominos mini game

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll turn out Miquella dreamed an entire other world we enter, and in that world we meet his own Nightmare alter ego opposite of himself. The snakes are innuendo similar to Gwyndolin - He's a ladyboy

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    son of rykard and tanith, what with the snakes and blasphemous fire he uses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the most likely possibility
      good guess anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the likeliest answer other than the obvious one

      >Miquella likes needles and Messmer is the Impaler
      >Miquella has alter egos
      >Miquella really respected his older brother Godwyn who was "the golden" while Messmer hates you for lacking all gold
      They might reveal Miquella turned to Rykard for his Blasphemous ways after he abandoned Fundamentalism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think so
      remember genius GRRM coded his names
      >radagon, rennala, radahn, rykard, ranni
      >marika, malenia, miquella, morgott, mohg (melina)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >m name
      >left eye shut
      >specifically questions "mother" for choosing a graceless lord

      he's gotta be a brother to Miquela and Malenia. Tanith doent pick lords and if she did she'd exclusively choose graceless ones. he clearly took up with Mt Gelmir for some reason but thats a child of Radagon and Marika

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally just the Godrick of the expansion. He's gunna be the first boss, just like how they showed off loads of Godrick pre release of the game.

    Though, making a statue of him is a bit odd.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't he be the Malenia of this DLC? She was in every trailer and even had the same figure/statue for the collector's edition

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they keep going with the whole duality of man kinda shtick then yeah, he could be "Miquella"
    but then again, Miquella's alter ego is already Trina so I don't fricking now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella could go as Miquella/Trina in femboy mode and then Femto out into Messmer.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holt shit i have this same idea before the dlc
      Aspects of the Crucible: Quills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The symbolic pain the average gamer faces when presented with society.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this spell's probably gonna be dogshit like most of the other crucible spells, too long to wind up and From gives hyperarmor to the most random shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOTTA GO FAST

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any levels in that trailer taht weren't just asset flips from the vanilla game?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is clearly kin of Miquella/Melania with the "M" name.

    If I had to guess, Miquella has conjured some dream world where in it certain people from past exist. This might be a dragon era lord. There's a catacombs called "Impalers Catacombs" in game which I always found odd.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rykard's butthole kid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was my first thought too.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, incest is prohibited in elden ring.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    love child of mohg and miquella

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pure kino.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No new ideas since bloodborne

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tree looks like the no way gay meme.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No fricking way it actully kinda does

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hey, Erdtree, want to corrupt lots of land with me and ejaculate in my pistil over and over again untl I bud? Im blooming right now
        >No way gay

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dragon eyes and armor
    >frenzy flame
    >spear
    >featured on the cover
    It's Vyke

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rykard

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The strong color themes of the areas and how they combine.
    Starter area - green, forests.
    Liurnia lake / magic - blue.
    Giants - orange (both on the giants weak spots, and the volcano mt gelmir their home)
    St Trina's lily - purple, sleep status effect, siofra river nox
    Altus Plataeu - yellow (I believe the erdtree is more like a parasite pollinator infecting the land, isnt holy at all, because underneath the gold spell effects is a blackness that resembles death) but i could write a lot more about that so for now i will omit it.
    White - Snow area but has the giants flame. Albinaurics from the north, pale flesh of the fingers, wormtongues (in my opinion look like them), godskins.
    The location between the haligtree (red rot) and snow area is white.
    Deathblight is obviously black, black knight assassins, rune of death, fia. Beastmen guard it at Farum Azula.
    Red - blood - volcano manor, mohg, occult, arcane.

    part of it had to do loosely with certain enemy types being resistant to X damage but weak to Y damage, and it seemed like there needed to be a new one. We had every color of the rainbow featured prominently in certain themes except for pink, and a large eastern area on the 'ring' of the continent being blank / ocean and to me it seemed like white and red were the last two locations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh and I suppose the loathsome dung eater and the seedbed curse could be 'brown' if we really want to go there, even though all the color themes there are red and black.

      obvious demigod with red hair and snake/bat motif. first thought is son of radagon and rennala but he breaks the 'R' name convention so who knows. thats all ive got.

      Messmer is probably talking about his mother marika who let the player become the elden lord and is now seething.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mesmer’s mom could be miquella

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, judging by his name he has some ties to illusions or manipulation, so yeah

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cute

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take back belief he's Rykard's kid.
    He refers to Marika as his mother in the trailer.

    Turn on the subtitles.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a secret child of Marika, he literally calls her mother in the trailer you morons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      extremely unlikely. They already used that idea with Melina. It's probably some sort of a psuedo miquella probably as

      It'll turn out Miquella dreamed an entire other world we enter, and in that world we meet his own Nightmare alter ego opposite of himself. The snakes are innuendo similar to Gwyndolin - He's a ladyboy

      mentioned

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thing stated in the trailer is unliklely but moronic and obviously wrong fanfiction is more likely
        Why are lore threads always full of literal morons?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have to kill Mohg to do the DLC probably
    Frick, I'll just summon to beat him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mohg is easy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he isn't so bad, but frick his arena. One big hallway where he can reach you with every swing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get 99 int
        >spam moon spell with mimic tear
        ez

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn’t even beaten the game
      >i wanna do the DLC!
      Why?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is the 4th child of Rennala and Radagon, the 4th cradle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 churches.
      4 belfries.

      Marika-Godfrey-
      >Godwyn
      >Godrick
      >Morgott
      >Mohg
      >Godefroy

      Renalla-Radagon (and adopted by Marika)-
      >Radahn (Cradle 1)
      >Rykard (Cradle 2)
      >Ranni (Cradle 3)
      >???? (Cradle 4)

      Marika-Radagon/Marika-herself
      > Malenia
      > Miquella

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 circles
        >4 children
        cmon anons its not hard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the anon with the four childs cooked here
        [...]
        messmer is marika's adopted, the one that conspired with his cousin/brother - Rykard

        4th child is already confirmed, its Bernahl, the painting in volcano manor looks like him and he has the blasphemous claw which was only given to rykard from ranni, and on his death Bernahl says he inherited his brothers will, aka rykard, because they both worked together to burn the erdtree, which we all know was already burnt once, bernahl's item description already tells us he was the one who burnt the tree, "his maiden threw herself into the fire" (this being the only way to burn the erdtree, like we did, our maiden needs to sacrifice herself)
        sorry guys, we need to work on another theory unless we can work around this one

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          burn local?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek no you dick ripped loser.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you gonna talk this out or frick off from the discussion dumb c**t

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to make fun of you for peddling your same wrong memes. The tree hasn't burned before so your entire theory is wrong.
              Go back to talking about great trees you clownshoes fricktard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The tree hasn't burned before
                It has, it's why Leyndell is filled with ash before you burn it and why the Erdtree appears spectral apart from round the entrance, which is the only bit of it still standing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that I'm 100% sure he's right, but Melina literally already states that she is "burnt and bodiless" the first time we meet her. Clearly there's something there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Marika-Godfrey-

        moron ALERT
        moron ALERT
        moron ALERT

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    obvious demigod with red hair and snake/bat motif. first thought is son of radagon and rennala but he breaks the 'R' name convention so who knows. thats all ive got.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Melina's twin brother
      >Son of Radagon and Marika which makes a forced Emperyan
      >Polluted by the Fell God.
      It's gonna be this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what my money's on, if only because I'm hoping for more Melina content

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'R' name convention
      his real name will be Remssem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Messmer backwards begins with R

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its just Rykard

    for some reason in Elden Ring character love having multiple names
    like Morgot Margi or Gurrang Malekith etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know how Rykard looks like pre-snake though, its nothing like Messmer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is a painting of him in game

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, no, mohg is the one fricking miquella.
    seriously though, messmer's equipment and magic screams volcano manor and drake knights, so the easy guess is that he's Rykard's kid, but his name implies that he's a pure member of the golden lineage, plus he refers to blasphemous flame as his own, rather than something borrowed. he's another son of Marika and Radagon acting as the vessel to an outer god

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fell God Emperyan. He's using Fell Flame not bloodflame you fricking Black folk.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    miquella speaking at the end?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony zoomers that have never played a From game before troony Ring soi facing over even more reused animations and enemy designs that they just straight up plucked from their old games
    RIP From Software. You had a good run. Not buying any more of this recycled shovelware.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a C for effort. Apply yourself properly, Black person.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about you apply a noose to your neck, zoomer homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have sex, incel

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella would be the final boss so no, they're not gonna show the final boss so casually you morons
    It's most likely someone we don't know yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella would be the final boss
      No he wont. He will be on our side. Hes likely the one asking for our help with something given what he says at the end

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Messmer the Implier

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mesmer the impaler
    He is the son of Penetrator

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella awaits the return of his promised Lord.
      its not gay if he has a feminine penis!!!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mohg was actually protecting and helping miquella in his cocoon while he was in the land of shadow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This image already debunks like 99 percent of game theories in this thread
      Fromsoft loregays are embarrassing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And now Miquella awaits the return of his promised Lord.

      Look, I'll help him out but I'm not marrying the twink.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marry? What are you, a gay? We just want to breed him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fall from Grace
      >Land Set Ablaze
      >Marika defeated the Fell God
      Literally the Fell God. Messmer is literally the emperyan of the Fell Flame that Marika "defeated".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He refers to Marika as his mother, the land was destroyed by Messmer flame in a battle, probably by Marika order.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean literally a Fell God Empyrean, I bet all those burning butterflies represented him, Miquella and Malenia both have butterflys that obviously represent them and probably their gods.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oooh that would be cool if some effect in the shadow-lands caused by messmer's flame is why the butterflies are on fire in the light-world. maybe you can cure them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick, for months now people have been debating who the smouldering butterflies belonged to. miquella gets nacient and Malenia gets aeonian. Smouldering is definitely Messmer, whch lends even more credence to him being a son of radagon and marika.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can marry Miquella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Messmer be Miquella's Radagon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the anon with the four childs cooked here

      4 churches.
      4 belfries.

      Marika-Godfrey-
      >Godwyn
      >Godrick
      >Morgott
      >Mohg
      >Godefroy

      Renalla-Radagon (and adopted by Marika)-
      >Radahn (Cradle 1)
      >Rykard (Cradle 2)
      >Ranni (Cradle 3)
      >???? (Cradle 4)

      Marika-Radagon/Marika-herself
      > Malenia
      > Miquella

      messmer is marika's adopted, the one that conspired with his cousin/brother - Rykard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to marry my femboy husband!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella awaits the return of his promised Lord.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ranni will get cucked by a underage twink

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue backstabbing doll get btfo by the femboy
        How it should be. The best girls in Elden ring so far were dung eater and Ava.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rapidly gains speed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So they are literally rehashing the ashes of ariendel plotline in DS3.
      10/10 from does it again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every DLC they've done has had you frick off to some pocket dimension or time travel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC ends with Miquella dying in your arms and giving you his Great Rune willingly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, we get a spirit witch wife AND and a spirit boywife?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget the spirit horse wife.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the way to frick his bussy

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marika had secret offspring with a fell god/giant. It's why she destroyed them, to cover it up.

    Miquella hid this guy in some kinda dream world. "The Lands Between" will turn out to be one layer between two realms, the lower of which being shadow world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marika had secret offspring with a fell god/giant. It's why she destroyed them, to cover it up.

      >deepest lore of the DLC is Marika got drunk one day and cucked herself with an eldritch entity and warped reality itself to avoid accountability

      bravo Fromsoft

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really confused about this being Miquella? Holy shit some of you are fricking moronic.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far I'd say there's 2 new regions added to the game

    >Grasslands region with the castle Legacy Dungeon about 4 or 5 more built up keeps/dungeons and the plains area with ghostly apparitions
    >Dark forest area which was shown only oce or twice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about the lava area area shown on the cover image and in the trailer? or the blue dreamlike place where the two players are dueling?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anybody link me a thread with Ganker live reaction to trailer I cant find it

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alexander

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I felt like the pots are more of a soup of many people rather than the personality of a single person. When you get potted to avoid getting sucked up by the roots, you give up your individuality as the price and become a part of a greater whole within the jar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't think people had a choice in the matter, I just assumed someone was potting them for evil reasons

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I figured there was consent for a couple reasons:
          everyones looking for alternatives to avoid the roots because the trees fricked up.
          pots are taboo among the tree-faithful. the poachers (who i suspect to be the dudes around the various trees in the world based on the collection of pots near them) are seen as a threat to the otherwise peaceful jar people.

          it also seems like the mages are friends with them. protecting/hiding them in the academy and the manor.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The pots are used to transport remains to the Erdtrees, it's just that putting a bunch of corpses in the pots made some of them come to life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That makes a lot of sense. So the poachers aren't hunting them because of heresy necessarily, they are just trying to get their pots back since they got up and wandered off before they could dump them on the roots.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They push the jars to fight back, spurring warrior jars. Warrior jars eat up more flesh before still returning to the trees eventually. They hea a call to adventure and get more flesh than others, then when they die another jar eats them to continue the cycle.
              It is like the snake but you never lose yourself, you only incorporate the other into who you are and stay you.
              Jar-Bairn's questline is sad as frick.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a chimeric resembleance of marika's offspring

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when you pump enough blood flame in a trannies' bussy

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has dragon eyes
    >Has red hair (Ra- bloodline)
    >Uses a spear
    >Uses Flame and Lightning
    >Vyke fricked and worshiped a dragon
    >Vyke loses it because his maiden is burned and takes the Flame, and Ranni's corpse is found burned beyond recognition

    Is this motherfricker Vyke and Ranni's son? Was Ranni Vyke's Maiden all along?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this motherfricker Vyke and Ranni's son

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. My Ranni is pure. She may be a treacherous scheming murderer but she's not a prostitute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was Ranni Vyke's Maiden all along?
      Black person, vyke's maiden is on a church

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were bloodborne and DS3's expansions this expansive?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloodborne and DS3s dlcs were meaty in proportion to the games they were expanding upon. I foresee SOtE to be their most expansive if the size of the overworld is anything to go by.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like fists may be viable again, played 2x times through DaS 2 with bine fists.
    Unless they frick them up again like in DaS 3.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a weird mix of black flame and primal flames powers, like those used by giants.
    I'd say he is Radagon and Marika's firstborn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Radagon and Marika's firstborn
      Arent these the same person?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn’t know common knowledge in an ER thread
        Keep up, lorelet

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the Erd Tree was burned the first time, it cast a shadow metaphorically similar to how Shadows were left of people after Hiroshima. The first burn of the Erdtree created a Shadow World, Marika was involved in the first burning. Radagon is the child of Messmer, who was the Fell Flame empyrean.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first time? when did that happen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get up to speed moron, the Erd Tree in the game is a hologram after it was already burned down (Melina already burned it down before, look at her hands). Capital is already covered in Ash and people liquified to corpse wax inside their houses for a reason.

        The Crucible was when the current Erd Tree that was burned down was grafted into the roots of a much older World Tree.

        Gigantic meteor smashed in and made the central hole in the map and destroyed the World Tree and part of the stump is what the Erd Tree was planted on.

        The Alabaster/Onyx Lords are the oldest inhabitants of the Lands Between

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not an illusion, that's just people mistaking a glitch from the divine bridge of Limgrave. If you look at the Erdtree with a scope, let alone zoom in, the glitch immediately stops. The Crucible is just the name for the juvenile Erdtree, even the Crucible Knights' gear says this, and the Finger Reader outside Leyndell calls the Erdtree the great tree as well, so the "greattree" is just a mistranslation in the English script regarding some roots being severed from the main Erdtree.

          Also, Bernahl's Finger Maiden is the one who burned the Erdtree the first time, his armor (minus the helmet) says as much. The ashes are from that first burning that might be the reason why a lot of the lower branches don't have leaves.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella. Messmer is a word related to hypnotism. The whole point being Miquella isn't the cute blonde bussy, thats a trick and this is his real form which explains why his egg body is so gross and similar to Messmers. Snake regent because he's a betrayer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We see cute femboy miquella at the end dipshit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he might be right, that illusion falls down and we see his real self - Messmer. Fromsoft spoiling in trailers again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao this gay got bewitched by an illusion of a tight femboy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We will beat messmer and then miquella will come out of him. Messmer is just miquella (forma de moughs lover)

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's probably related to Melina for all I know considering one of his eyes closed.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think? He's a typical bussy enjoyer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the npcs already talk about how charming he is in the base game and how people get enthralled.

      Is Zanzibart shown in the trailer?

      you can name your character zanzibert and have fun with us

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's messmer - could be I'm being moronic but that sounded just like shabriri to me.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HOPE THE PINK MAGIC LETS US CHARM MONSTERS LIKE THE CRAFTABLE ITEMS YOU STAB PEOPLE WITH TO CHARM THEM

    who is this btw?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait and switch, it's a random enemy and there will tons of those guys laying around

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it makes shade summons on them for a short time.
      >who is this
      probably some new NPC questline.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sleep swamp
      Holy cancer miyazaki

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for three months of the following types of barely literate anons in Elden Ring threads:
    >Anons that mistake Messmer for either Rykard or Miquella, and when called out will slightly shift goalposts by saying he's their child/alter-ego/corrupted self.
    >Anons that once heard 10 years ago that Artorias was based off Guts, and have ever since tried to connect everything in these games to a Berserk reference, claiming that Miquella is just Griffith.
    >Anons that screenshot a random character from the trailer and asking "Is this [base game character that it's obviously not]?"
    >Anons that screenshot a random enemy from the trailer and claim, "It's obviously just a reskin".
    >Garden variety schizophrenic doomposting anons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot anons openly lusting after Miquella, which existed before, but is now only going to get worse. I don't blame them, his voice in the trailer is cute.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally Kuro but Shotajiji
        Miyazaki doesn't miss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Messmer is miquella. U are moronic

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Zanzibart shown in the trailer?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frenzy spells confirmed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella's Needle
      >Messmer the Impaler

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the impaler
    he is gonna be drinking blood I suppose

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring lore and story is the biggest meme in recent gaming. Shit makes 0 sense, miyazaki is just throwing out random dialogue
    >but muh favorite youtuber and cut content
    lol, lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Miyazaki while watching vaati gay video with deep and le epic voice tone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if they evwr actually watch those lore videos and laugh at what the ccs get wrong

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swampkino bros...we're eating good
    I swear ER is one of those games where the game itself almost matches the concept art.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh look epic picture
      >its just a wall and behind it is another reskinned tree spirit boss
      >thats the area

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you think he is fricking miquella?
    no, i think mohg is fricking miquella

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the impaler
    He fricked that bussy didn't he?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird comment, but did anyone else dream of the new areas in the dlc and have a sorta deja vu feeling when glimpsing them? I think the wait may have made me go crazy…

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just frick Melina I guess?

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Curious at what level you are going to want to start the DLC at or what is recomended.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the dlc entry is behind mohg the recommended level will be 80-100

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imma do 150 cuz i dont want to play the whole game again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im ng11 so im going in at 300

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have to be able to beat Mohg it seems.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like you touch miquella to get to the dlc area which you need to beat mohg first. Beating mohg is like lv 80-120 range depending on how gud you are.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nascent Butterflies
    Miquella

    >Aoneian Butterflies
    Malenia

    >Smouldering Butterflies
    Messmer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has red hair too, so Radagon's bastard?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't all the kids from Radagon have red hair besides Miquella? It could be a grandchild as well right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably is not related to radagon and is marika's son who became a vessel for the fell god against his will like malenia.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might turn out that Radagon was an entirely fictional dude Marika gained the power to gender bend into.

        Messmer might be the OG red head she fricked and because she imprisoned her ex bf in some shadow land when she burned the erd tree with fell flame, she got some weird power to represent him in the light world as "Radagon".

        She essentially incested with herself to make an entire family tree. It'll turn out Melina is literally Marika reincarnated, and even Ranni was just an earlier incarnation of the same person and it's all a giant "my mother is her own grand daughter" type bizzare loop

        Miquella and Malenia were blonde/red head twins born the very moment Marika/Radagon happened, like some kinda echo of them

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whatever you do, do not trust miquella
    that little fricker has heavy griffith energy

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so I beat the game with like 120 hours of playtime and after beating radagon and elden beast the game asked me to start new game+ or start it later and I chose the second option and forgot about the game for two years. I should be able to get to the egg. do you guys think I need to replay the game again or that it will still be possible after beating the main boss? I did enjoy the game but felt like I discovered most things and was kinda burned out at the end. dunno about playing the game for a second time to access DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll definitely be able to access the dlc, I wouldn't worry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna just take one of my new game+ characters in to the DLC wherever you access it. Tons of the early and mid-game in NG+ is piss easy because I'm 'overleveled' somewhat in NG+.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the first boss is probably that knight guy getting his head kicked in by kung fu priest?
    It looks like Marget's boss room.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a regular knight enemy

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall anything mentioning a Messmer in the base game.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corrupted/alter Miquella
    >Miquella gave up his GOLDEN sacred lineage
    >Hair turns red

    Doesn't really explain why he has dragon eyes though, or the obsession with snakes. Rykard was the only one who worshipped snakes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      snakes are a way to oppose gods tho, if his goal is to take down the golden lineage it'd make sense to get a snake motif going

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snakes are symbolical for moughs wiener

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WERE GOING TO THE ORIGINS OF MARIKA

    WERE GETTING THE GLOAM EYED QUEEN
    WERE GETTING MORE DESTINED DEATH
    WERE GETTING ACTUAL LORE ON HER FIREWOOD CHILD

    MELINABROS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE

    IF MALENIA GOT HER DUE
    AND MIQUELLA GOT HIS OWN DLC
    THEN MELINA WILL HAVE HER CHANCE AS WELL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the return of his promised Lord
      the return of his promised Lord
      >the return of his promised Lord
      the return of his promised Lord
      >the return of his promised Lord
      the return of his promised Lord

      homosexual end confirmed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new ending is marry Miquella

      kekworthy posts

      the first time? when did that happen

      Its a discord sister spreading a bad meme they try to peddle.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new ending is marry Miquella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the was cut dialogue in the base game of that happening

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am going in with sl 125 pvp build

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you morons implying Rykard FRICKED Marika, his step mother, to create Messmar at some point in the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean all her kids were literally fighting the shattering war to become marikas new husband/wife

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    80% of the "lore" is just fanfiction made by lunatics putting together some item descriptions and trying to make sense of everything.

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncutgays

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The base game place being called "The Lands Between" and this place now being called "The Land of Shadows" kinda implies there is at least one more place

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Lands Above

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's the Lands Beyond the Fog, which is where the player and many Tarnished came from.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Land of Vidya

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    New beast incantation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dragon incant moron. runebears are turning into dragons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >runebears are turning into dragons

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but in the beta a runebear dropped a dragon heart, and their eyes look draconic
          Limp dick anon calling someone a moron for not knowing this obscure shit is pretty gay thoughbeit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's very subtle, but they have the same eyes as the ancient dragons do, and they have gravel stones on their chests. A Runebear in the network test also dropped a Dragon Heart, but it was an out-of-bounds enemy, and they no longer drop those hearts in the final game.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP MAKING THESE FRICKING THREADS YOU SPAMMING FROMBOTS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE VIDEO GAME BOARD

      Why are you like this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are like 9 Slopden Shartshitring threads up you fricking worthless drone

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so angry?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop spamming the board with your fricking rollslop

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahh kos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radahn, is that you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      some say kosm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something's riding radahn's corpse
      >just like someone's puppeteering serosh's corpse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Land of Shadows is literally just an afterlife
        >nobody dies they just go to the same place dreamers go when they fall asleep
        >everyone has a dream counterpart

        sounds pretty sick. also probably explains why Messmer has everyones powers, because everyone has probably perished or fallen asleep at least once in The Lands Between

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I can't wait to dodge predictable attacks again but this time instead of R1 to stab, it's to throw a knife or kick.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this weird little rat-face c**t

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is that from?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found it on Dorito Pope's twitter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ogey rrat

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guess, another child of Marika and Radagon (red hair, name with an M) who dabbled in dragon communion homosexualry.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My take is that he's what was ultimately created from the egg. Miquella's ego was either divided or fully ejected from that body and in either case he's fully committed to his dream/saint form which will be helping us through the dlc to stop his body.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kung fu ash of war build, that's all that matters

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest fear that all of my Melina theories are going to be demolished. I just can't figure that b***h out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is Marika's daughter, Melina, that rebelled against her as the Gloam Eyed Queen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is not the gloam eyed queen. The gloam eyed queen was a rival empyrean to Marika before she took over as the vessel of the greater will. Melina is a daughter of Marika and Radagon and thus way too recent.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the FF ending. She opens her closed eye and it is gloamed.
          She is the gloam eyed queen, it is already confirmed most people just didn't do the FF ending because why would you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She is not the gloam eyed queen.
          She is.

          >The gloam eyed queen was a rival empyrean to Marika before she took over as the vessel of the greater will.
          Nope. Marika was already the queen when the GEQ tried to overthrow her, as Marika had Maliketh put the GEQ down, which he did with Destined Death/The Rune of Death, that Maliketh couldn't have unless Marika was already the ruling queen.

          >Melina is a daughter of Marika and Radagon and thus way too recent.
          She is, but Melina was Marika's first child fricking ages ago. She had Maliketh kill her body but not her soul.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet voregays liked this guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews hate him!!!

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 more years of mind break

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait when it's the most played game ever and all the seethe from fricking retaded fps players

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wicker man
      omen lion dancers
      young not rykard
      boar rider
      pale rider
      crucible porcupine
      any other bosses in the trailer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        looking at

        New beast incantation?

        seems there's another runebear variant in the dlc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you post the first picture in full resolution please.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    really dogshit ugly design
    not a fan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        awesome

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The DLC with a femboy who you'll likely marry comes out in pride month
    What did Miyazaki mean by this

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tree impaled by giant shards of some kind
    >marketed villain is called the impaler

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the son of miquella and mohg
    he also references marika as his mother so who the frick knows

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      miquella is the mother he references

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could see it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The means Mogh sat in a cuck chair while the formless mother /ss/'d Miquella so hard that he fricking died.
      Thanks for coming to my TED talk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      miquella is the mother he references

      The means Mogh sat in a cuck chair while the formless mother /ss/'d Miquella so hard that he fricking died.
      Thanks for coming to my TED talk

      St trina is the mother, mohg impregnated miquella.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s mohg’s blood manifesting in miquella’s dream, so he thinks he’s miquella but really he’s just some fricked up demonic spirit thing. Like Fern/Finn from adventure time

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shadow of the Erdtree adds new weapons, equipment, weapon skills and magic not found in the base game ELDEN RING, along with new enemies, boss encounters and plotlines to further increase players' RPG freedom.
    What RPG freedom

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully Mohg used his blood magic to give Miquella a working womb

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold on. Wait.
    Is the lore implying that the player can marry Miquella?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally says “thou’rt mine” in cut dialogue

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember ever hearing the name Messmar come up in the original game, was he mentioned in any item descriptions or what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, never. You could argue he's the hidden one that conspired with Rykard and was Marika's adopted:

      He is the 4th child of Rennala and Radagon, the 4th cradle.

      It's all cope and guesswork right now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's all cope and guesswork right now.
        Thats fine people love theorycrafting these games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope but seeing as it is a M name its most likely a a marika/radagon kid, brother to miquella and melania

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from always prices its dlc at 20 bucks
    >this one is 40
    >rumored to have been two expansions at some point

    they are hiding half the expansion, its not just miquellas bizarre adventure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hoping we get space adventures and would happily pay 40 dollars for the slop

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zanzibart the forgiven is in?

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE MOGH NOW

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Will Never Be A Real Dragon

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is Mohg and Miquella's child created through the Formless Mother. Pretty obvious.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys I work at FromSoftware, Inc. also known as 株式会社フロム・ソフトウェア. For beating the excruciatingly difficult final boss the player will be rewarded with a glorious 30 minute long interactive sex scene with Miquella with various gameplay elements such as giving him a reacharound while fricking him in the butt. That would be all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this was published by sony there would be a non-zero chance of this being true

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm what if this guy is miquella's alter ego like marika and radagon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      miquella already has one of those in trina, his female aspect. more likely its his and mohg's son

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miquella has three alter egos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Father, Son, Holy Ghost?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the Trinaty

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Formless Mother will be the final boss. We're gonna get 3 DLC each dealing with one of the remaining outter gods with crucible and eclipse being next.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three butterflies theory
    >nascent is Miquella
    >rot is Malenia
    >people thought the smoldering one was Melina
    >Messmer uses fire
    >turns out the third butterfly was him

    I AM ACTUALLY FRICKING DONE WITH THIS GAME LMAO
    MELINA IS ETERNALLY KEKED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This makes sense. There is literally nothing to support that Melina was a demigod turned maiden.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marika is canonically her mother

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melina speaks of her mother inside the Erdtree, and doesn't seem to use that as a euphemism for anything, so her mother is likely Marika. Furthermore, Melina is named "Daughter of Marika" in the game files, and she has a red tinge to her hair and an M name that fits with the children of Marika and Radagon. Melina even fights like the Black Knife Assassins, thus knowing Numen fighting styles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros everyone is saying what if messmer is miquella’s dualistic alter ego

      But what if Melina’s dualistic Alger ego is….

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        only empyreans seem to have the dualistic alchemic two entites in one body thing

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER, he was right about the modern state of fromslopware.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watches youtube man because he can't think for himself
      >slop

      you kids need to get drafted after ukraine lost absolute dogshit generation if half you get killed there would still be way to many left.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go finish your fricking game Matthew

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think you will become Miquella's consort?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a discord of pedarasts that only discuss the things they want to rape. None of it matters for actual elden ring discussion.
      Its very obvious when they raid a thread and keep shitting out the same posts about raping little boys and shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason I ask is because of all the characters with endings (Goldmask, Fia, Ranni) only one of them has you become a consort.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That should clue you in that a consort isn't required.
          The reason is as I stated - weird pedarasts obsessed with talking about their degeneracy. It is never actually valid to any discussion happening in these threads. Its just pedarasts looking to be bullied.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We will be Moghmaxxing.

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be more DLCs or will just be this one and done?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, Miyazaki might as well make a sequel after this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they will do 3 DLCs like they did with DS2 but who knows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        doing 3 dlcs of this size is as much work if not more than making a straight sequel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Three 40$ DLCs
        Not a chance in hell. The game bundle would come at a whopping 180$ if that were the case, which would be absurd.
        It's likely this will be the only DLC, MAYBE a second DLC is possible, but no more.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao fromsisters have never recovered from this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We were never hurt by it.
        We all kind of laughed and said "yeah, ain't that the truth" and kept on having fun with the game while you all shitposted and cried on a mongolian basket weaving forum for years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao fromsisters have never recovered from this

      >recover
      I like that the game is like this. What now

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marika origins
    >wacky woohoo death shit maybe destined death?
    >Messmer seems to be another demigod sitting on the Leyndell demigod throne
    >also missing an eye
    >DLC focuses on Miquella the other child of Marika
    >you can access the DLC before the giant's kiln burning
    How we feeling, Melinagays?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you can access the DLC before the giant's kiln burning
      Wait, how? I must have missed something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        do varres quest after leaving the tutorial area

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would be cool if accessing the DLC in this method changes some things.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Varre gives you a handkercheif to soak in blood after doing 3 invasions. Soak it in maiden blood and he gives you an item that warps you to the mogh fight in the palace.
        You can do it in literally 5 minutes from starting the game.
        >talk to varre
        >exhaust dialog
        >go to church of rose
        >exhaust dialog
        >invade 3 times, sever finger to speed it up
        >get napkin
        >soak it in Lanya or church of inhibition
        >return to varre
        >get item
        >also get infinite invasion finger you wont use

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can just get the Hidden Medallion to access the Haligtree, then take a waygate in the Consecrated Snowfield near where the Sanguine Noble invades. The Fire Giant doesn't have to be defeated, and Varre's quest doesn't have to be done either.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The giants were killed by being Impaled and their Fell Flame was snuffed out, just a reminder.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took me 200 hours to casually get through Elden Ring.

    Gonna take me 300 hours to do it again plus dlc.

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My enemy. That's all I need to know.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching protestants try to understand this narrative is kinda sad to me. So much tradition and so many concepts are completely foreign to western thought now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      exquisite bait

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll fricking post it again.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >miyazaki already gave the information (and more) on an interview
    >EOPs still clueless
    This place is getting worse day by day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post it or kys attentioBlack person

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gloam eyed queen (melina) is messmers mother
    radagon is the father

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about the snakes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't born with them, sought out the snakes himself like rykard did to destroy the erdtree

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    melina and messmer

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BROS
    I SOLVED IT

    >MESSMER
    >MESSMER EYES
    >MESMERIZE

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    priest of st trina?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      st troona

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clearly Caria Hall but empty

      So some connection to Renala. I'm back to thinking Mesmer is Vyke and Ranni's kid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope.

        He literally says “thou’rt mine” in cut dialogue

        >cut dialog
        kek so it doesn't exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the symbol on the hat is obscured due to the angle but i think it is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a child of Rennala to me, the 4th. Is that not Raya Lucaria?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's probably the "welcome to the safe zone of the shadow realm, homie. here's your quest." Irish guy.

      >Sleep swamp
      Holy cancer miyazaki

      prob true but looks more like a cave to me

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BETTER QUESTION - WHO THE FRICK IS THAT
    it's the impaled skelly in the human form but who is he
    ALSO, WHO THE FRICK IS THAT ON THE RIGHT (MARIKA?)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're flat as a board so Miquella

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marika + the old previously unnamed erdtree saint whose statues are all over, not super mysterious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ALSO, WHO THE FRICK IS THAT ON THE RIGHT (MARIKA?)
      Saint Trina (Miquella's alt account)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that old albus?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's Marika
      Also check how she put left hand on her belly, she was pregnant at the time the painting was made.
      my take is that the baby is Messmer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Messmer could totally be another sibling, a bastard wannabe demigod who got BTFO in the shattering

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He might be this feller.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >might
        He is, he's wearing the same cape with the emblem as the guy in the painting.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Until it's confirmed via the game itself, it's all conjecture.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >same amber shards impaling this guy as impaled the dying erdtree
        neuron activation alert

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rosus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that woman looks like fia tbh

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe its who she was resting with in the opening scene? and we now see him prior to that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like de-hornified Morgott

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rykard after Marika told him she's Radagon as well

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else dislike his design. Reminds me of that Drakeblood Knight set in ER literally the worst one there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are definitely phoning it in.

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yall didnt actually finish with the ranni ending, right? She was just using you like a manipulating b***h.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. in the collection of hysterical women moments that is the lore of elden ring, that you would even consider allowing another to happen is peak simp behavior.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how people pick Ranni, everything about her is cold and darkness, how could this be good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni wants to free the world from outer god shenanigans

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          That's the thing though. Ranni isn't looking for a world without influence of any outer gods. She's just saying lets get rid of the one we've got and roll the dice on whatever comes next. She doesn't care because she's going to go on a space adventure anyways for a thousand years.

          She lit the curtains on fire and walked out. All because her arranged marriage gave her the ick. She's a horribly selfish b***h. Just as bad as frenzied flame ending.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Radagon/Marika situation
    2. He is Miquella in the current/present time while Miquella past form is a spirit
    3. He is the Mohgwyh dynasty "son" birthed through blood

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      miquella in the present time is a corpse in an egg in mohg's boss room
      we hear at the end of the trailer some kind of npc saying to touch the withered hand and enter the realm of shadow
      the realm of shadow is what is depicted in 90% of the trailer. the realm of shadow contains mesmer, a likely relative of miquella's, and a version of miquella without decay. we see the back of his head at the very end of the trailer.

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer could legitimately be referring to Miquella as his mother considering we are at the Land of Shadows at Miquella's guidance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Miquella has a working womb I’m divorcing Ranni on the spot

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's been years. I know I've been ridiculed.

    I really wanted Elden Ring to be a medieval cosmic game. I really wanted the Outer Gods, falling stars and such to be the medieval interpretation of sci fi concepts just like we thought before release.

    I stand humilliated, but not ashamed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really wanted the Outer Gods, falling stars and such to be the medieval interpretation of sci fi concepts just like we thought before release.
      Isn't that pretty much the case?

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rannibros... did we lose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decide to play second fiddle to the b***h that ruined everything in the first place just because thirsty
      Lost from the get-go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're going to play 2nd fiddle to Miquella as well gay.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did I say that was my preference? Regardless, those who choose to be Miquella's b***h are by default better than those who picked Ranni. Ranni literally destroyed anything because she would rather go play with cthulhu in space than marry Goldilocks.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            More the golden order was trash and she realized that, as did Miquella. One just decided to break it and tell outer gods to frick off and the other make a new one with blackjack and hookers.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Better the outer god you know... Ranni is upending the whole system of things based on zero evidence that it will be better. She's as much an agent of chaos as any frenzied flame player.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the problems in the Lands Between are a result of Outer God bullshit so yeah it will be better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the thing though. Ranni isn't looking for a world without influence of any outer gods. She's just saying lets get rid of the one we've got and roll the dice on whatever comes next. She doesn't care because she's going to go on a space adventure anyways for a thousand years.

                She lit the curtains on fire and walked out. All because her arranged marriage gave her the ick. She's a horribly selfish b***h. Just as bad as frenzied flame ending.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes she is, stop using the shit english translation that gives the ending a completely wrong context.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not. Her ending has the highest clear rate and is considered the canon good ending.

      >The land of shadow. A place obscured by the Erdtree. Where the goddess Marika first set foot.

      Where the Numen came from before they arrived on the lands between. They immigrated to the lands between.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >considered the canon good ending.
        by whom?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          By everyone but the discord.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it's not moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good ending
        why isn't this better than gold masks ending?
        ranni still leaves the lands between to fester with worm faces and the spreading death blight, it won't make zombies anymore but still kills people, the fact that death blight is spreading in the DLC even more points to this, rannis ending just fricks the people up despite the removal of godly interference
        at least gold masks has us as the elden lord to consolidate the people and take care of the death blight in some way, at least confront it

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The land of shadow. A place obscured by the Erdtree. Where the goddess Marika first set foot.

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is very obviously another child of Marika and Radagon. He was "blessed" by the world eating serpent so Marika probably plunged him into the shadow realm so he won't destroy everything.
    He looks like a genuine butthole. Like Godrick with Malenia tier power.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fell God emperyan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he has serpents, he's not a Fell God related. He's related to the same serpent Rykard was trying to feed. That deity is flame based too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it not possible that the Fell God is also the Snake God, it seems to be Marika's #1 enemy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont' care. They aren't the same god.

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BONEFIST BROS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a boss room, but the enemy looks like another order of knights thanks to that circulars plate on his chest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a bone fist
      It's a fricking vanquisher's seal. The character is not holding any weapon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am so ready.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YEAH SOMEONE GETS IT

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blood must spill, the blood of your fellows
    >shows scene of a dead white mask
    BLEED BROS? ARE WE GETTING NEW GOODS?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ign.com/articles/hidetaka-miyazaki-elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-interview

    >EXCLUSIVE: Hidetaka Miyazaki Answers All of Our Shadow of the Erdtree Questions | IGN Fan Fest 2024

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miyazaki: It's hard to answer without giving away too much and to a high degree of accuracy, but if you think in terms of scale or size
      >it's probably comparable, if not larger, than the area of Limgrave from the base game.
      it's over

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd much rather have a smaller area with way denser level design than another frickhuge continent

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Limgrave
        Limgrave is pretty small, no?

        i'd much rather have a smaller area with way denser level design than another frickhuge continent

        could be better yea

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 years for limgrave 2.0

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, Limgrave is the best area.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trying to say a bigger limgrave is a bad thing
          Mental illness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In terms of setting and themes, it technically occupies the same space as the Lands Between, the same universe. But due to something story related that we won't reveal today, this has become physically disconnected, and you'll travel to the Shadow of the Erdtree land as a separate place.

      Interesting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it's like what we want to do to california.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miyazaki: Yes. The cocoon and arm you saw at the beginning of the trailer – this is actually the point of entry to the Land of Shadow where the players will enter to the DLC area.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok pretty much everybody predicted that already.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we knew that an hour ago anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that a dueling shield?

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But will there be a second DLC?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsoft bought the rights, maybe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more than likely

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see it, this is already what started as more than one dlc combined into a bigger one

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    side area or legacy dungeon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legacy dungeon which is pretty much 3 corridors and a boss cleared in 15 minutes because all but 1 legacy dungeons in elden ring was good

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you approximate the size of the world compared to the world in the base game?

    Miyazaki: It's hard to answer without giving away too much and to a high degree of accuracy, but if you think in terms of scale or size, it's probably comparable, if not larger, than the area of Limgrave from the base game.

    oh NONONONONONO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Limgrave

      It's so over....15 hours of content as a DLC for a 100 hour game....

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        World size and amount of content are not the same thing at all, see the fricking snow areas of the base game which are like half the world size but fricking empty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he is counting the Weeping Peninsula, because that might has well have been Limgrave too. He also could be counting the underground areas under Limgrave too, since we see something similar in the trailer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you gays complained about how the open world was too big. You have more compact stuff now.

  137. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquellabros. I'm so happy.

  138. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wants to marry the guy who murdered his sister
    What was Miquella’s fricking problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't die-die though. She just turns into the flower or whatever, that's why she keeps yapping after you defeat her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia had it coming for nuking caelid with super cancer
      He’d understand, especially after i turned mohg into a toiletbowl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel dumb for not realising until near the end of the game his "beard" on the helmet is actually a bunch of ears.

  139. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of limbs. Grafting?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or a bunch of homies stacked on top one another.

  140. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Malenia = Rot God
    >Mohg = Formless Mother
    >Ranni = Dark Moon
    >Rykard = God Eating Snake
    >Morgoth = BASED homie NEVER BETRAYED
    >Radahn = BASED homie NEVER BETRAYED
    >Godwyn = BASED homie BUT WAS BETRAYED NOW DEATHROOT
    >Miquella = Messmer = Fel Flame
    >Melina = Gloam Eyed Queen

    Check em and flick em.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upstarts all

      >good ending
      why isn't this better than gold masks ending?
      ranni still leaves the lands between to fester with worm faces and the spreading death blight, it won't make zombies anymore but still kills people, the fact that death blight is spreading in the DLC even more points to this, rannis ending just fricks the people up despite the removal of godly interference
      at least gold masks has us as the elden lord to consolidate the people and take care of the death blight in some way, at least confront it

      Kek frick off goldcuckold

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      = Gloam Eyed Queen
      End this fricking meme. The chaos ending with punished Melina is not evidence

  141. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ign.com/articles/hidetaka-miyazaki-elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-interview

  142. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful

  143. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just an observation, the spear seems to have red glintstone embedded , which is in the gelmir staff and alberich set

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his snakes have drake wings

  144. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      israelites are mad today

  145. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Mitsubishi.. fine I'll play your game again. NG+5 here i come.

  146. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the result of mohg’s blood corrupting miquella’s dreamstate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AIDS!?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TAKE IT EASY

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alright, let's take this in the back.
        >Yeah, that's what Miquella did.

  147. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friend

  148. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella is a boy you know

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      …what’s the problem exactly?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mohgwyn trampstamp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  149. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wandering through dlc
    >huh i don't know this area from the base game
    >wandering some more
    >huh i'm hearing the sound of battle
    >its fricking radahn and malenia fighting

  150. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how many teams are working on things at fromsoft? If all of the A team’s efforts have been spent on this we might not see another product until the B team finishes their new game in 2026…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 400+ people now working in FromSoft. AC6 was worked on by 100 people, no idea about the exact number of devs for ER though.

  151. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being a discord troon
    >and doing your best to destroy a game "image" on a cookie recipe image board because of some higher up troon told you too
    You need to get laid dude.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting?

  152. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > This same philosophy is taken in Shadow of the Erdtree. And again, to our more hardcore players, they will find optional bosses who have been tuned in a similar way to the likes of Malenia, who I'm sure you remember from the base game, who are not crucial.
    YES
    YES
    YES

  153. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That said, there may not be another boss on exactly the same level as Malenia, but we feel like this is somewhere that we've paid close attention to, this level of challenge and offering that same level of freedom. And we hope that players are able to blossom in the Land of Shadow in the same way that they were in the lands between.

    It's over. Nothing even as hard as Malenia. PREPARE TO LIVE!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they know they fricked up with the waterfowl attack

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the horns growing out of the lion look a lot like the ones coming out of morgot/margit who had graftings, right? and omenkillers i think too.
        wonder who this lion b***h is, looks vaguely like a female hairstyle and then got turned into a monster

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a puppet
          the trailer even shows someone's hand closing its mouth
          serosh's corpse maybe?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its some grafted abomination. You can see a series of undead arms working all the limbs and head underneath the cloaks. It could be a grafted scion with a costume on it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a grafted scion evangelion'ing serosh's corpse would be pretty fricking metal

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          omen chinese lion dancers.
          they use lightning and deathblight so they are related to godwyn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, Malenia was the one boss I thought was straight up bullshit and didn't enjoy fighting at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay casul, we babied the game down just for you. We are so sorry for giving a boss an attack you can't just roll through.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I beat the game before you did with fewer deaths.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually, I want to redress that. It's not the fact that it's only a lesser level to Malenia, but we have prepared bosses on that with that similar mindset within the DLC area, ones that will challenge the player and hopefully be as memorable as Malenia was.
      We're SO BACK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still saying they're all below Malenia. It's gonna be a casual light breeze. Normalgays need to beat this game too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nooooooo, I was looking forward to two more years of muh bad game design and related whining

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waterfowl attack was ass. Rolling around in a suit of armor like a dumb nintendo game with a coat of dark fantasy is cringe. It's why Dark Souls 3 is only the best in the saga to pedophiles. The less waterfowls the game has the more it can have difficulty not tailored around making the game about invincible barrel rolls.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But waterfowl is literally an attack you can't just roll through?!?!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia was fun because of how deliberately fricked up her moveset was but lets not pretend it was good design in any way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        after that youtube channel made vids showing how malenia completely ignores all of the games combat philosophy that's been hard wired into us, how she ignores what every single fromsoft game has built on, it really ruined the taste of her fight for me, I couldn't defend it anymore, input reading wasnt that bad, the healing wasnt that bad, but all that combined with her cancel animations? too fricking much

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          weird cucked mindset.

          And yet he seems to be fiercely loyal to Marika which is likely the tragedy of his life: he wants to be a proper demigod, but he's cursed by an anti-Tree entity.

          You aren't loyal to someone if you want to tear down their creations out of hatred

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You aren't loyal to someone if you want to tear down their creations out of hatred
            He considers grace loss to be a grave sin, or something akin to those lines. An edtree supremacist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he sees losing grace as the baptism that brings people into the snake.

              >deathblight swamp

              please God no

              >the trees in this swamp are weird
              >it's actually deathblighted corpses held aloft
              would be pretty sick looking as you apprach though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ONE optional ultra hard fight functions completely differently from the rest and breaks many established conventions within the series
          >literally unplayable. terrible game.
          These same people will whine about lacking boss variety when they say this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope fromshart fricking drone

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope they wildly vary their bosses. I hope each one is radically different from the last. I hope they continue to experiment even if it means that occasionally I'll find a boss that I don't like. Eat shit moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I hope each one is radically different from the last.
                imagine saying this when elden ring bosses are 90% palette swaps hahahaha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You actually have single digit IQ. I didn't deny that criticism. It's my most major criticism of ER. I'm defending ONE boss being wildly different. They should all be like that but because of morons who get their panties in a twist about 'muh heckin bossfight conventions' we end up with the shitheap of recycled bosses that we got. Go frick yourself. You are the one that makes the game worse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he blames critics for fromslop being shit
                LMFAO

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Melania was fine, the only issue was her randomly doing waterfowl point blank. The fight is piss easy with quickstep outside of WF.

  154. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont put in your ass
      >Dont put in your ass
      Dont put in your ass
      >Dont put in your ass
      Dont put in your ass
      >Dont put in your ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      please let these guys be the new pot bros or lookout stones, they're so cute I cant kill em

      La la laaaaa...

      this c**t is going to rape us with blight, that entire swamp is death blight

  155. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We finally get the Crucible Knight wing spell
    Neat. Will we get any of Morgott's holy weapon spells too?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overhead haima hammer into sideways morgott hammer
      would be kino for the int/fth guy.

  156. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is Miquella's/Malenia's Shadow Beast.

  157. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another axis of the story is Queen Marika and what she did in the Land of Shadow, and what led Miquella to follow her there.

  158. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know who I'm quoting. You need to get laid and get of discord.

  159. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What level do you want to be for it though? Late game or post game?

  160. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monk bros..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure this is just reused Senpou Monk animations from Sekiro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this just a spell or something? I don't see any weapon.

  161. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another axis of the story is Queen Marika and what she did in the Land of Shadow, and what led Miquella to follow her there.

  162. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will have to replay the game all the way past mountaintops to get to dlc
    frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh no? You only have to get to Liurnia and get tp'd to Mogh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish the gate to the DLC was that hidden statue in the plateau. Needing to beat 85% of the game before you can use the new weapons and spells kind of sucks if you don't want to do NG+ to try them out in the base game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then cheat or get someone high level to drop the item early for you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do varre's quest dumb dumb.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really hoping the dlc includes plenty of updates to the base gameplay but I doubt it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have until June.

      Wish the gate to the DLC was that hidden statue in the plateau. Needing to beat 85% of the game before you can use the new weapons and spells kind of sucks if you don't want to do NG+ to try them out in the base game.

      Yeah that kinda sucks for anyone that wanted to start a new character from scratch with the DLC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can get to mohg very fast if you do varre's quest. its barely an impediment to anyone who has beaten the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hmm i dont think I ever bothered to do it other than gaining an invitation to the volcano manner and killing like 2 guys
          when does it send you to mohgs palace? does it send you to the same site of grace where everyone farms the little red guys?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You missed out on all the best blood shit anon go do it mohg’s place is fricking awesome

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              no no, I got there in the traditional way later. there is a way-gate that sends you there and you can fight your way up to mohg's palace.

  163. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think this is the first time ive seen a game be as visually "dense" as an Amano work. Theres just alot of horseshit going on in every frame and i kind of like it

  164. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is Miquella and Miquella ain't a little shota he is a giant Red Mage mother fricker. Get Rekt Mohg gays.

  165. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the 'Mother' he's talking about be Miquella.

  166. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    La la laaaaa...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get parried b***h.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

      we knew that an hour ago anon

      i didnt see these in the trailer where did u get these from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Winter Lanterns but Deathblight and in a poison swamp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit that'd be horrible, I'm instantly sorcerygayging if thats the case and loretta bowing every one of them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are going to run at you and explode. they might try to latch onto you before exploding.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you try running the explosion is like the erdtree avatar machine gun lasers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i warned you guys about the death swamp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deathblight swamp

      please God no

  167. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are heading back to Marika's starting point
    >will have an entire DLC dedicated to one of her kids

    Okay SURELY they'll actually give us Melina lore now. It is actually moronic that the level up girl in the game is still so fricking bare story wise. And every single facet of her character that they do reveal like her black knife fighting style, erdtree spells, destined death cliffhanger, owning Torren whom Ranni acknowledges, etc. just asks more fricking questions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are never going to talk about melina again lmao

      they cant even bother giving her a special cutscene when you cure yourself of the frenzy
      and they even cut lots of dialogue with the mimic quest
      Miyazaki hates her because hes a dollfricker and now a shotagay as well

  168. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mohg's heir, he's has bloodflame

  169. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Melina has burn marks on her hands, and apparently her real body was destroyed
    >inb4 Messmer is the one who killed her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, frick that tall b***h. Glory to Radahn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw frick yea this is it
      Melina is saying “we will meet again” to miquella because she went to the frickin shadowlands in the past

  170. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the speculating from trailers etc is one of my favorite parts of the franchise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching morons make up nonsense is one of my favorite parts of the franchise
      Idk man, I prefer actually playing the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk man, would be cooler if the actual game had answers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does, you're just fricking stupid and can't figure out anything without troonyTroonidya feeding you headcanon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most fromsoft lore is pure headcanon because they don't fill any of the gaps. Stop pretending you're any better than Vaati homosexuals, you read nonsensical item descriptions and actual AI generated gibberish song lyrics and think there's a coherent story to be found beyond the surface, kek. They just do this to keep you thinking about the game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's all understood because the gaps are the same thematic gaps in all story telling since the dawn of time.
              You have to have a moral compass to deal with anything religious or esoteric. Discord types don't have morality so they can't be part of deep philosophical discussions and seethe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fromsharts actually believe this shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone believes it because it is common sense. Dumb people lashing out at not dumb people is a tale as old as time. Entire cultures have collapsed because of it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >me play rollslop me am very intelligenter!
                lmfao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. I have a masters in comparative religions of the west and Christian theosophy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you watched tarnished archaeology? he's my favorite.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fromshart is such an insecure loser he feels the need to lie about having some random master's degree in a fricking Ganker thread
                holy fricking shit dude

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay lol

              I accept your concession SoulsTuber slop sucker

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatever you say man haha

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed. It's funny that this take is actually offensive to a lot of people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, and later see all the speculation go outside the windows when the game releases and tells a whole different story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy the lore hunting too. People who don't see fun in finding and arguing about competing story explanations are boring. I wonder about their perception of history. Probably the NPC types who just accept whatever narrative they are given first without a second thought.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's people who think they are smart but aren't seeing posts logically explain the esoteric lore with ease and getting upset.
        They concluded it is unknowable mysteries but people can explain it easily using their education and that sends them into a self loathing spiral.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is all it ever was. Peasants in the 1500s were talking about this stuff and could wrap their minds around the concepts, unironically.

          hmm i dont think I ever bothered to do it other than gaining an invitation to the volcano manner and killing like 2 guys
          when does it send you to mohgs palace? does it send you to the same site of grace where everyone farms the little red guys?

          he'll ask you to use 3 fingers to invade (you don't have to win or even fight you can sever back out). After that he gives you a kercheif to soak in blood of a maiden. Do that and he gives you a broach which warps you to Mogh's palace fight.

  171. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fricking moronic you need to be to think Messmer is related to Fell God?
    HE HAS SERPENTS
    HE HAS A SERPENT EYE
    He's an Empyrean blessed by the God-Devouring Serpent and since that entity directly wants to burn the Erdtree Marika had no choice but to banish Messmer into a shadow land.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He seems to have a lot of anti-order shit though.
      Serpent shit, blood shit, dragon communion shit, might have death shit since he summons black clouds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet he seems to be fiercely loyal to Marika which is likely the tragedy of his life: he wants to be a proper demigod, but he's cursed by an anti-Tree entity.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And yet he seems to be fiercely loyal to Marika
          where was that implied? In his condescending "Mother would you put a Black person with no real light in him on the throne?" phrase?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's intentionally posting backwards info. Its a discord thing, they always start making up inverse lore when you tell them their already made up lore is wrong.
            She started going on that rant when the tree being burned before theory was shot down, which is a pattern.

  172. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Messmer is so blatantly the Femto to Miquella's Griffith I'm astonished there are anons arguing against this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miquella learned how to change genders just like her mother when she changes to Radagon
      i'll buy it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea but here they're gonna end up being split personalities.

  173. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Vaati/Asmongold reaction out yet?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  174. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I did become Miquella's consort. Why do you ask?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Mogh

  175. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ranni dicky and Miquella soft shota balls and bussy sandwich
    Can you fricking imagine?

  176. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We believe he will be officially revealed to be Mesmer by the time the trailer goes live.
    ok so he's not mesmer

  177. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts, bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not linked. It says where Marika came from which is just a land outside the lands between the numen immigrated on boats from another continent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miquella went here to find the source of marikas power in a last desperate attempt to save malenia, sacrificing his life and body in the process. Mohg either corrupted his dream with his blood, creating the impaler dude, or he’s marika’s bastard kid she abandoned here

  178. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the 2nd DLC will be the ayy lmao invasion DLC?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no 2nd dlc dumbass, after this we're getting sekiro 2, I have sources

  179. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my take is
    >Marika married the fell god and gave birth to Messmer
    >she leaves for whatever reason after killing the fell god and sealing Messmer in the shadow realm
    >Miquella after learning what his mother did goes to the shadow realm but gets stuck and needs your help
    >we can find Melina's body in the shadow realm and frick her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fell god
      where do you idiots see a fell god in a serpent themed character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His flame is literally the fell god flame.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It "literally" bears a Gelmir sigil and not fell god's

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally fricking nothing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is more care in these little glyphs than most games put into their entire art department.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not the serpent dude, the old man from the painting who is the same as pic related

  180. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably a tax collector

  181. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Famitsu Miyazaki interview
    https://www.famitsu.com/news/202402/22335199.html

    It's NOT a time travel thing, takes place in the same timeframe as the main game

    The story of Marika's past is told in the same way the shattering war is told in the main game

    Miyazaki points out that Messmer has the same chair as Morgott and says that he's a "child of Marika"

    Story is still based on the lore GRRM wrote at very the beginning, he didn't write anything new for it

    Biggest From DLC ever, it's an entire new map bigger than Limgrave that you teleport to using the cocoon after beating Mohg, you also need to beat Radahn.

    DLC does NOT unlock any changes to the main game's story. DLC story is completely independent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC does NOT unlock any changes to the main game's story

      Melinabros.........

  182. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obviously the Fell Gods flame... Marika had a 1st account look at what that Flame could do and that's why she put the Giants to the Sword and Messmer is trapped in the Shadow world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe there's one moron in this thread samegayging about the fell god. You cannot actually be this brain-damaged when the setting literally has a fire serpent god.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will kneel when I'm proven right Black person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like magma like the other snek stuff and he's got snek tendrils. Nothing about him looks like a giant.
      protip - giants look the way they do because of the influence of the fell god.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a blasphemer hence sneks and he’s the product of mohg’s corruption on miquella’s portal to the shadow lands hence the bloodflame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't look like Magama at all. It looks like a mixture of all fire types. Motherfricker is trying to become the most blasphemous Demi-God in existence.

  183. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the pink magic spells crafting these is too expensive

  184. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  185. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >marika is triple used goods

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