Metascore: 88
-20 Nintendo bonus
-10 female mc bonus
-10 strong female bonus
-5 Nostalgia bonus
+10 Japanese game penalty
Real score = 53
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Metascore: 88
Metascore: 88
-20 Nintendo bonus
-10 female mc bonus
-10 strong female bonus
-5 Nostalgia bonus
+10 Japanese game penalty
Real score = 53
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You forgot the +35 points for silent woman.
I hate to be the one to tell you, but
she speaks in the game
She has like one sentence in the midgame, most journalists won't make it that far
yeah that's fair
That's one sentence too much. What a shame Nintendo is turning Metroid into cinematic movieshit.
Cope harder ACgay
Cope. I'll never consider games better because of story. Go back to TLOU and Uncharted.
I never mentioned story you fricking schizo
Take your meds
You mentioned that Samus talks ingame, and then implied that it was a positive thing.
You replied to the wrong anon you seething snoy
rent free
You're really hanging onto the weakest thread when there are ropes all around you. The game is linear as frick
The game does have problems, but I'm willing to forgive them since the gameplay is still good. However, anyone who worships cutscenes and lore and cinematic filth will NEVER get a pass.
>Japanese game penalty
What? The Japanese bonus has been -5 points for years now.
With Metroid, the female MC isn’t as bad since at least theres armor on.
I don't trust any of the high scores. They're all from shitjournos and homosexuals who probably never played any of the originals.
add the +20 for being a conquistador game and you're ok to go
did anyone fihure out where to go after the first boss? I'm kinda stuck
bruh
Rich???
I know the game doesn't hold your hand like fricking skyrim with quest markers, but come on
exploration is the whole point
I was asking if your name is rich, he uses that handle on every platform I know him on.
oh buddy, whoever "rich" is ain't me
Clearly. I’m honestly relieved he’s not a triphomosexual.
Bane?
-20 Nintendo bonus
-10 female mc bonus
-10 strong female bonus
-5 Nostalgia bonus (DUDE REMEMBER SPACE HARRIER?)
+10 Japanese game penalty
Real score: 55
Ganker score: 53
+10 Nintendo penalty
+10 no in game porn penalty
+10 actually requires skill penalty
+10 seething snoy shitposting because PS5 has no games penalty
+5 homosexual OP penalty
Real score: 98
Based
Real Score
/thread
-5 ninpedo bonus
-5 female mc bonus
-5 nostalgia bonus
Real score: 73
Remember, always believe the opposite of what Ganker says. Which means it's a 123/100. Damn.
>taking away points for female lead
>taking away points for her being buff
>in metroid
this is bait and you're moronic. have a nice day zoomer homosexual.