>Metroid Dread is like 7-8 hours

>Metroid Dread is like 7-8 hours
>people complain that Returnal is short
>Returnal actual took me like 20 hours
explain yourself

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    4-6 hours is optimal length for video game

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it costs $5. Would you pay $60 for a 6 hour game?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        if it's high quality, like a 9/10 or greater

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it's good enough to replay 10+ times then that's less than $1 an hour.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. A high quality short game will ALWAYS be better than a medium quality long game. I replay the short one more because it’s more approachable due to its length, and it has high quality every time.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually prefer shorter games, I don't like when they waste your time, unless it's a grand adventure or something nothing of value can result from a 15-20 hours videogames

    It helps that I don't pay for my videogames lmao

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thing is like this
    >people complain about other thing
    >other thing is different?

    what

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    and Metroid took me 10h

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only 7-8 hours if you aren’t constantly getting your shit kicked in

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying $60 for a side-scroller

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people beating DREAD in under 7 hours because they thud their way through it

    Wow, you're all so impressive.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mainline Nintendo game it gets instant bonus points.
    Dread is 6/10 tops and if it was a different IP nobody would care.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      true

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        samegayging

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tru fax, but rabid tendies will fricking CRUCIFY you for pointing out this truth.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wanna play metroid more than once.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    tendie pedos are the most hypocrite group of gamers

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek saved

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >willingly saving soijak shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf only 4 hours game?
      ESL

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ratchet and Clank has more cutscenes though.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7 hours in
    >50% completion
    >Having great fun
    I just beat Z-57, shit's awesome

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    isnt every 2d metroid game around 8 hours long?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. If know you what you're doing your in game time can be an hour and a half for some games.

      Zero Mission, Super, and Fusion are the shortest by far. However Samus Returns and Dread take longer.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    we get it retroony, you are still butthurt that an actual franchise older than you is better than the game you tried to shill. metroid chads won and you lost.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly mobile game graphics
      >music isn't there, most of the soundtrack is peaceful laboratory sounds or intense laboratory sounds
      >ugly and cluttered map ui
      >pointless cutscenes and animations, game feels like doom 2016
      >emmis ruin the exploration and every fight with them is the same
      >progression is severely railroaded and interrupted by way too many cutscenes
      That's a pretty odd definition of "winning", anon

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        extremely obvious that you haven't played the game, nearly every point you made is incorrect.

        Those "cutscenes", many of them you're still playing and need to continue firing missiles and countering enemies (this is especially true during boss encounters); music is present throughout, it's rarely without music in fact and there's more music presence compared to the norm for a metroid game; graphically is looks good, much better in person as the moody lighting doesn't translate well with youtube compression; EMMIs are the best addition to the game, like an evolution of the X segments from Fusion but much more tense and difficult to evade; progression is similar to Fusion, it's more linear than Super but still leaves room for sequence-breaking and exploration for the most part.

        The only point of yours I agree with is the map UI design.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          extremely obvious that you're a tendie shill (unpaid) who ignored every fault in the game.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>who ignored every fault in the game.
            >acknowledges the shitty map UI
            nice reading comprehension, buddy

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some points are overstated, but not one is outright wrong. Also work on your reading comprehension.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            those are your opinion, and your opinion is wrong

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Congrats on not knowing the English language either.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                that statement was grammatically fine, just written in shorthand for the sake of brevity. I'll spell it out then since you want to be a pedantic moron:
                >those [points you made] are your opinion, and your opinion is wrong

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that statement was grammatically fine
                I see connotation is too much for you as well.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is a strange and pointless strawman for you to follow through with

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, anon, you're just a moron that can't read and doesn't know the meaning of the words he uses.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                nice projection, wanna get back on topic now?

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                As soon as you accept your moronation and learn what an opinion is.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't understand that I was being facetious
                hownew.ru

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >incapable of understanding connotation without having it literally spelled out and making an actual argument
                Clearly not so much as you.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's funny you keep using that word when you clearly don't understand what it means. I think I know what you have it mixed up with, though.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you want to tell yourself to deflect with.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing ret-urinal with metroid
    moron

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did they frick up the music so bad? i want this "atmospheric music" meme die. I want my bangers

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why's it so easy to get soft-locked

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are no soft locks in the game. If you think you're stuck, try shooting missiles at suspicious spots.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are just not good enough to unlock yourself out.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Joke's on you I already figured it out right after my first post.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally okay when Nintendo does it

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got to the surface and I'm 9 hours in with a 57% completion.

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