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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZM > Super > 2 > Fusion > NES original >SR > Dread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. Frick the nu-metroid games pretending they're like the old games.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planets>AM2R>Super>Fusion>Dread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dread > Super > Fusion > Zero Mission > Samus Returns

      The series has basically only gotten better with every game. Excited to see Prime 4 whenever that happens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dread > Super

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha yeah bro what's an opinio
          never heard of that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wanted to love Dread so fricking bad, but it's one of the most forgettable games in the series.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid 2 > Metroid > Super Metroid > Fusion = Dread
    Never played the remakes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime
    That's the only one worth playing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero Mission > Dread > Super > Fusion > Samus Returns

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super > Zero Mission = Dread >> Fusion > Samus Returns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the only valid ranking, period.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super > any other adventure platformer in existence
    There's a reason it's still one of the most speed ran games

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dread > Super

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero > Fusion > Dread > Returns

    Never played Metroid, M2 or Super

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread > Super > Metroid > ROS > Fusion

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super > Zero Mission > Fusion > Dread > Samus Returns

    Samus Returns is so dull. Dread improve the movement and combat. It gets extra points for actually being a sequel to Fusion which I didn't think we'd ever get. It's dull though. Locations are boring, bosses are copy paste, and it's so linear.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please ignore Dread, I sadly haven’t played it yet so I just put it where I hope it will be

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super>Dread>Fusion>SR>ZM>2>1

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very difficult to decide between ZM, Dread and Fusion.
    Super is easily best and didn't play SR.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AM2R > ZM > Super > Dread > Fusion > Returns

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fusion isn't a Metroid game.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you like so much about Prime 3?
      It's always been my least favorite of the trilogy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would remake Other M to change the story to not be an embarrassment and a massive character assassination on Samus. I wouldnt even give a shit if the gameplay was basically the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't give a shit about the story if the gameplay were good, but it isn't. Any remake should address that first.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know but I just cant handle them making Samus a moron. I triggered me when I played it. Other M and MGSV were the only games I ever played where I was pissed off at how bad they were.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically

    Dread>Fusion>Zero Mission>Super>Samus Returns

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made this after a few months of cooling down after Dread's honeymoon phase and it cannot be debated. This is the objective Metroid tier list.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super>ZM>Dread>Fusion=SR

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, you can tell who's first Metroid games were Fusion, it really shows in this thread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who get triggered by the fact that others enjoy Fusion are legitimately despicable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There used to be a time when you could say "Metroid Fusion is the worst Metroid game and it's not even a bad game". I appreciate you weirdos who like Fusion the best after Other M and Fed Force came into our lives.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoying it is fine, considering it better than any 2D Metroid is moronic.

        There used to be a time when you could say "Metroid Fusion is the worst Metroid game and it's not even a bad game". I appreciate you weirdos who like Fusion the best after Other M and Fed Force came into our lives.

        This

        Blame it on it releasing after the series was iced for eight years but remained in the public consciousness because of Smash Bros., and more people had a GBA than a GameCube for Prime.

        Sadly I do blame it on this, the series is finally fixed again, I don't want these Fusion guys ruining the series again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          These "Fusion guys" were the same ones that made Super though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Fusion devs were a bunch of noobs. Fusion was the first Metroid game they were developing. Most of the OG R&D1 split off after Super Metroid and Intelligent Systems stop collaborating with them on Metroid games. The Fusion team thought Super Metroid was too difficult.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blame it on it releasing after the series was iced for eight years but remained in the public consciousness because of Smash Bros., and more people had a GBA than a GameCube for Prime.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there any way to recapture the sequence breaking aspect of super? It's really what puts it above the others for me but most of it is based around wall jumping which is a semi hidden mechanic you might be forced to learn, but only later into the game. Now any metroid fan knows about wall jumping and would attempt it even if the game never explicitly told you about it, so what do you replace it with?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Dread you can sequence break with or without glitches. With glitches, you can kinda jump and angle Samus' gun in a wall to shoot through a wall and destroy blocks you're not supposed to be able to hit from where you are. Without glitches, after you slide through a narrow passage on the ground that spits you out into open air on the other side, you have an incredibly small window to do a full jump out of the slide and then wall jump up into unintended areas. You can also get enough energy capsules and perfect movement to get through the icy area in Dread without any suit upgrades.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are a good deal of sequence breaks in Dread. The intentional ones let you get like 3 or 4 upgrades in any order and skip 2 upgrades outright if I remember correctly. The unintended stuff can skip entire boss fights and chunks of the game, get you more power-up order variety, and weren't patched out. There was just one thing that was patched out because it can effectively break the game outright by disengaging your hitbox or something, but otherwise, you've got space to experiment.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super >>> ZM >>>>>>> Dread > SR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fusion

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super > ZM > Fusion > Dread >> SR

    everything greater than SR is 9/10 btw

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have only played super(snes) and dread (yuzu).
    What do i try next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fusion for a more linear and 20 year old feeling Dread. Zero Mission for the closest thing we'll ever get to another Super. AM2R or Samus Returns once you've exhausted your other 2D options. Prime is basically the Ocarina of Time to Super Metroid's A Link to the Past if you want to jump into 3D Metroid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first one. If you have a switch, you can play it, though I recommend switching your location settings to Japan in order to download the famicom version if you don't like the ability to save anywhere via the emulator saving system. Better standard save system than the NES version.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super/AM2R > Dread > Fusion > Zero Mission > 2 > Metroid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Samus Returns

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing dread in handheld mode
    >it runs like absolute shit
    Way to ruin the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you shouldn't play it on steam deck

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know how they made dread more railroady than fusion but they managed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brainlet who only did one playthrough and didn't actually try to sequence break detected

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how they made dread more open than super but they managed

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how they made Samus Returns more shit than Metroiid 2 but they managed

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how they made Ganker worse than reddit, but they managed

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread and Prime 2 are the best games and it's not even close.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super > ZM > Dread > 2 > Fusion

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m very excited for Dread’s inevitable sequel. Development should be a pretty quick and smooth, and they will probably have a better budget/more lenient dev time to improve boss variety and such

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is will the game release in 2024 or 2025?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’d be inclined to say 2024, but with a Switch2 likely to drop before it releases, that could shake up development/release schedules

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Super>ZM>Fusion>Dread>SR

    Dont mistake a lower rating as being shit.theyre all good.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played ZM in a long time, so I find hard to rate it.
    Super > Dread > Fusion > Returns

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread feels too video gamey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dread feels too video gamey

      Explain. Do the blocky worlds of the 8/16-bit titles not also feel video gamey if not moreso?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It feels like it was meant to played, not experienced.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gaygiest sentence I've read today

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anon what the frick are you talking about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Blocky worlds
        Not talking about that.
        Talking about how the game literally tells you to hunt for powerups and abilities to explore among other things. I haven't played in a while but there were a few other specifics. It just seems like they copy/pasted previous Metroid games as fans of the series and are describing/showing the world through the lens of a player, not devs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally one block of text telling you what to do in the game.
          >It just seems like they copy/pasted previous Metroid games as fans of the series and are describing/showing the world through the lens of a player, not devs.
          is that supposed to be a bad thing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's literally one block of text telling you what to do in the game.
            Every time you get a mission briefing it's like that.
            >is that supposed to be a bad thing?
            The game makes you aware you're playing a video game. Like I said the devs missed the point because they made the game as fans of the game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Every time you get a mission briefing it's like that.
              I don't remember the conversations because I always skip through them - are they really any different from Fusion aside from the "Raven Beak is great" bits?
              >The game makes you aware you're playing a video game.
              Oh no!

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Super > Dread=ZM > SR=Fusion
    It’s hard to beat Super, only normie shitters cry about the floaty controls, those “floaty controls” are amazingly responsive. Dread is almost as good but for different reasons, the buttery smooth movement, the spectacle of the boss fights and the aggressive swagger of Samus are kino. The rest are all really close together, I love all of them tbh tbh famalam

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fusion > Dread > Super > Zero Mission > Samus Returns

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZM > Dread > Super > SR > Fusion > 2 > 1

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the (You)s

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s okay, I only act like a moron for attention
    the white race is lost

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah I just did it for laughs

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AM2R was really cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was but tendies seethe at the mere mention of its existence

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dread>Zero Mission=Super>Fusion>Samus Returns

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