Microcivilization

I missed the demo when it was available on Steam. How is the game? What does it play like?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it cookieclicker tier game?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking ESL syntax
      what is it with ESLs mentioning cookie clicker all the time anyway, half of you werent alive when that game came out

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I forgot the fricking article because I restructured the sentence. I'm asking if it's a cookieclicker-tier game because I saw something like that mentioned on the steam page earlier.
        Oh look, it is. Not sure why the mere mention of cookieclicker made you upset when the devs literally call it an incremental clicker strategy. Do you disagree with them, and the game is actually something else?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism
          [...]
          >Not sure why the mere mention of cookieclicker made you upset
          There is this freelance autist getting triggered by certain buzzwords in Paraslop threads. "Cookie clicker" was a term used for Victoria 3, for example. I didn't know he was actually crawling the entire board.
          It's best to just ignore the sperg.

          >Not sure why the mere mention of cookieclicker made you upset
          He's in every thread and calls everyone an ESL. This is made far more comedic when you realize the lion's share of strategy games are done in a variety of countries where English is a second or third language (e.g., Paradox Swedes with their chai walla scripters). He's an institution around here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Autism

        Sorry I forgot the fricking article because I restructured the sentence. I'm asking if it's a cookieclicker-tier game because I saw something like that mentioned on the steam page earlier.
        Oh look, it is. Not sure why the mere mention of cookieclicker made you upset when the devs literally call it an incremental clicker strategy. Do you disagree with them, and the game is actually something else?

        >Not sure why the mere mention of cookieclicker made you upset
        There is this freelance autist getting triggered by certain buzzwords in Paraslop threads. "Cookie clicker" was a term used for Victoria 3, for example. I didn't know he was actually crawling the entire board.
        It's best to just ignore the sperg.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't know he was actually crawling the entire board.
          Do you think he started shitting up the rest of the board because he thought it would make him less obvious? As in making it look like his very specific autism was a board wide thing and not just him? Or do you think he just does it out of pure autistic compulsion?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a human, just a funny chatbot that is triggered by certain words or topics.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >NTA, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a human, just a funny chatbot that is triggered by certain words or topics.
              I agree. I just think it's probably a chatbot that's made of grey matter though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking ESL syntax
      what is it with ESLs mentioning cookie clicker all the time anyway, half of you werent alive when that game came out

      As someone that played the demo, yes it's a clicker game.

      I'm also curious how the game is. "Clicker" makes me wary, but then again I see reviews actually complaining that you get punished for clicking too much so it's not a true clicker game

      Yeah, that does happen but also not that big of a deal. It's weird.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also curious how the game is. "Clicker" makes me wary, but then again I see reviews actually complaining that you get punished for clicking too much so it's not a true clicker game

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not playing cookie clicker garbage shit, frick vic3 too

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >English is an official language in Sweden.
    No, it isn't.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it is mate

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >holy mother of ESLs. what's wrong with you? learn some fricking english you dumbass ESL. English is an official language in Sweden. Your thirdie ESL homosexual ass can't handle real strategy so you call everyone cookie clicker. Irônic.
    And you talk about everyone else having ESL syntax lmfao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick yuo. stop calling games that your too stupid to play cookie clickers you unwashed ESL. i will do the needful on your mouth

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yuo
        Fricking ESL cookie clicker morons what are you even doing on /vst/, go back to Ganker with your shitty zoomer homosexualry

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This game is literally a cookie clicker.
        I played the demo; it was fun for a few minutes. It has no auto clicker and you can't even reach maxmium click heat without one so I would just not.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are upgrades that generate resources for you passively without having to click, but yea by design you kinda do need to do at least some clicking. it takes a maximum of three tries to find out everything there is to know about the game for nonbrainlets and i found it fun enough to not say it was bad.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you clearly haven't even opened the steam page you moron
        INCREMENTAL
        CLICKER

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