Microsoft Pluton will finally succeed in transforming your PC into a console, owned entirely by Bill Gates.

Microsoft Pluton will finally succeed in transforming your PC into a console, owned entirely by Bill Gates. You will own nothing, and you will be happy.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It assumes I'll connect my pc to the internet. Lmao

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way, fag.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already is a console, owned by Gabe Newell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lets you do whatever you want with the OS
      I don't think so, dude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally what my windows partition is lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i pirated the video game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam trannies not like thi

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't upgrade your pc. There aren't good games anyways.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt this already supposed to happen with Intel ME? instead nothing happened. but surely this time it will totally happen.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit never works, and they'll manage to fuck it up like they did on the XBox.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they'll manage to fuck it up like they did on the XBox.
      >xbox one and x/s are unhacked and considered unhackable with a single known edge browser exploit that doesn't even allow you to escape the sandbox the browser is in and has been patched for years
      Seems like its doing its job just fine there. Care to explain why you think they fucked it up?
      I dont think that pluton is actually gonna fuck with things that much personally. Really don't see how it can block cracks and shit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AMD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AMD
      dunno, maybe Cloud ain't meant for single core

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll believe it when I see it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only affects piracy
    >Normalfags have infested the PC scene so deeply that only like 10% of people actually pirate anything, everyone else buys games/movies on digital storefronts or rents them via some service
    >Implement invasive anti-piracy features
    >Nobody notices
    >The 10% that do are drowned out by all the clapping sealions happy that they have better """"""security""""""
    If there's any time to lock down PCs it's now

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes goy you absolutely NEED secure boot to protect you against the hackers and """insecure""" systems like ganoo linsux
    >yes goy a TPM chip is CRITICAL to protect your data
    >yes goy you NEED pluton to make sure you don't do a wrong think

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Windows 10 will destroy piracy
    >Intel ME will destroy piracy
    YOU ARE HERE
    >Pluton will destroy piracy

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >linux schizo propaganda cannot even get what the thing does to begin with
    linux users are the most retarded computer users ever and I thought mac toddlers were bad

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Laughs in Linux and windows 10*

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AMD Ryzen 7 5800X3D

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your housefires

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you misread, he said AMD not intel

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just read the entire picture in klaus schwabs voice as soon as I see the word "cloud"

    >You hebe der Chip to Cloud security
    >Und zi pluton security processor
    >Die Microsoft firmware
    >Und the the A M DEE Security Processor

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Scamming and bootlicking does not count you chaotic groomer muttoidrone ayy

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