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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, that's Minecraft

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is peak soul

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft
    >can't craft mines
    it's shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truth
      Mines are punished in MINEcraft
      It's a joke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like half the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just put a pressure plate over a block of TNT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just dig a hole and you've got your mine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dig a hole
        >immediately fall into a gaping cavern straight down to slate or deeper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/rainbeau-s-realistic-caves/
      might help?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i make the game look like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shaders
      Terralith and Tectonic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        much appreciated

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone says recent minecraft updates have no content
    >try the game again after 5 years
    >it's fun as frick with so much more to do
    are you guys just spoiled or...?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are really spoiled by mods
      It's hard to compete with modders when they release shit like this https://youtu.be/rR8W-f9YhYA?si=f9ZMN6IdKXf-v8rO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can have this cool stuff + all the cool base game content. And people still say there isn't enough? lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you may just be transgender, sister.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The caves update is the only update in recent memory where it actually feels like the game got bigger, but otherwise I don't know how you're finding so much stuff to do after 5 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What content do minecraft updates have?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just added this cool big guy, revamped the cave system, and added some cool new dungeon enemies weapons and animals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They just added this cool big guy
          what does he drop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do the new dungeons, enemies, and animals drop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who are satisfied with modern Minecraft content are the people who haven't touched the game in 5-10 years and come back wowed by everything because so much's changed over such a long time.

      The people upset with the recent Minecraft updates are the people who follow the game regularly, so instead of being bombarded with multiple massive updates all at once they get underwhelming and shitty updates that don't add much to the game, or stuff that was already done better by mods, or shit people have been asking for 5 years ago.

      This isn't knocking the former since Mojang is hilariously lazy and the updates individually are often underwhelming, but I can see if you're a returning old player being overwhelmed with the amount of new content that's been added.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who are satisfied with modern Minecraft content are the people who haven't touched the game in 5-10 years and come back wowed by everything because so much's changed over such a long time.

      The people upset with the recent Minecraft updates are the people who follow the game regularly, so instead of being bombarded with multiple massive updates all at once they get underwhelming and shitty updates that don't add much to the game, or stuff that was already done better by mods, or shit people have been asking for 5 years ago.

      This isn't knocking the former since Mojang is hilariously lazy and the updates individually are often underwhelming, but I can see if you're a returning old player being overwhelmed with the amount of new content that's been added.

      The worst part is "vote" shit
      >Here are three interesting mobs
      >We're only gonna add one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people vote for the shittiest one without fail

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because individual vanilla updates actually add jack shit for the time spent on the update.
      this image describes a majority of post 1.12.2 updates:
      >
      this is the result of a year of effort on mojang's part.
      they are all like this. this is content that you'd expect during a game's EoL maintenance updates or from a modder making a test mod to learn forge's API.
      compare your standard vanilla update to any of the large content mods and mojang's output instantly becomes ridiculously weak.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to be upset from looking at this? it's free content added to make the game less barren. I'm failing to see the issue here. do you want more content or not?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The issue is effort
          If I were to make a game, then update it with a single block that does nothing and is just a slight retexture of a wood block, that is not content, that is hastily checking off the "I did something" checkbox

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you say "im going to make a large update", im going to EXPECT a large update.
          not reskins and 2-3 half finished gimmicks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moronic Black person
          literally

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >try the game again after 5 years
      Opinion discarded. If you're still playing it after 5 more years from now, then I'll take you seriously. But I doubt you'll stick around for even a week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Modders have created 10! more times content in one year than the actual devs (owned by the largest gaming company) have in all this time then that's a problem.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is better than anything Ganker has ever made in Minecraft (if we actually do something in Minecraft other than b***h about kids that play this game)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've poisoned myself on minecraft
    Ever since I played terraria all I try to do is mod combat shit into minecraft, weapons to kill new mobs and bosses with etc
    But its never quite there
    I cant enjoy minecraft anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terraria and Minecraft are just different games
      Especially when it comes to mods

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My problem with minecraft is the lack of a goal to work towards, mods dont really add anything other than convoluted way to get materials that serve no purpose other than look nice or getting you different materials, ultimately there is no point to making a complicated factory or some shit

        Imagine the following, you make an automated miner, a complex machine to increase the yield etc, to mass produce iron, but for what purpose?
        What could you possibly need so much iron for, except other machine that end up making things for other machines, whats at the end of that pipeline?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For some people doing cool stuff is the goal

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we truly live in a society

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minecraft doesn't need goals, it needs a responsive environment. The game coddles the player too much, once you've acquired basic tools you're nearly invincible. People don't like mechanics like hunger but if not for it there would be no external pressure to do ANYTHING.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Genuinely the only way I can enjoy minecraft now is by installing a gun mod, GoG and setting myself to hardcore.
            It made me start listening for footsteps, that one audio mod is also perfect for that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's just, like, your opinion, man.

            People don't like mechanics like hunger because they don't want Minecraft to be a game primarily about surviving. To most people the joy in Minecraft is to experiment with different creation systems and build towards a goal. When the game doesn't set goals, the players set them for themselves (build a cute cabin, a castle, a town, an automated-farm or racetrack, whatever). There are plenty of fun and classic games that basically don't have any loss conditions, you just play until you reach the goal or give up: Lego doesn't force you to survive against the environment, neither do most city-builders, or jigsaw puzzles, or games like solitaire, sudoku or hexcells. Maybe these types of games just aren't for you? That's fine, there's dozens of survival games that you can play these days since it's been a fad for a while.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The transition from damage/healing to hunger/regen made the game dramatically easier and I have no idea how you could have not noticed that if you were playing at the time.
            Back in the day you could only have a couple food items in your inventory and all the little chip damage you took from a slightly-too-high fall or eating an arrow to the back of the head added up, leaving you to make a conscious decision on whether to consume a very finite resource to heal or keep pressing on with less health. Now you instantly regen any damage and if regen doesn't kick in right away you scarf one of your 128 pork chops to make 90% of damage that isn't immediately lethal stop mattering.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >still not FLAOT
    Dead game

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since 09. is it 3d dwarf fortress yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modded?
      Yes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft really shows how creatively bankrupt the right is. Leftist modders make high-quality mods like Quark, meanwhile right wing modders make slop like Orespawn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont know about who the right wing modders are because the right wing modders dont usually shove it in your face.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This kind of terrain generation is what Starfield should've had.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a good mod to add hordes on Minecraft? I love making traps and castles but they feel as a waste since the Vanilla Town attacks are lame I want a good Horde Mod if it's possible

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was still good.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played at all since before the netherite upgrades were added, and i had been playing since the game first came out. after all of those years of creating new worlds, just getting back up to a full enchanted diamond loadout is boring enough. the netherite upgrades on top of that are just a fricking pointless joke.

    and on top of just being burnt out in general on this game, if you come back to it after a significant amount of time you have to read a year's worth of patch notes just to understand what the hell is going on anymore. like imagine wasting your time in the next version trying to get mending or unbreaking from a librarian farm then finding out ten hours later you have to change your strategy because they biome-locked those trades.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is obsolete

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