Pffft.
This shit can't be real.
Crabs can pinch people, so if they were in minecraft kids would get hurt. Same thing with jellyfish, you don't want some child seeing one in real life just to get stung because they thought it was safe to approach.
Too onsided for the seagull.
>seagulls are evil irl because they swoop down and attack you for your food or are just terrible birds in general
all of them are dangerous to kids... shut it down!!!!
-jeb probably
eating rotten human flesh, burning coal, mass killing cows, being a literal terrorist, going to hell, slaughtering humans, grave robbing, theft, summoning a literal demon via black magic, destroying human corpses, building gulags, destroying the environment, forcing animals to mass breed : perfectly moral
killing a shark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
what fricking moronic logic does that literal cuck even use?
I saw this earlier today
https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1708866185067127216
and it made me think "why are they sailing on a big ship? you can't do that in minecraft. why don't they add vehicle building to the game?" microsoft has the money, don't they?
*sigh* it's all minorities fault. Why can't a White Male develop minecraft and... oh wait Notch was a lazy frick who barely did anything once he passed 1m sales
>I consider it a wrapped up and finished product by the time Notch sold it.
So does the rest of Mojang, which is why they never add anything interesting.
3 basic-ass animals that will no doubt have no purpose beyond set dressing and offer no unique drops, and they will only add 1 of them. The other two will be thrown in the trash like every other mob vote loser.
Can't wait to see which ones the ecelebs pick this time!
While I don't agree with his ideals I certainly think he'd be doing a better job with the content of the game than NuJang/Microdork have been doing for the last 9 years (wtf)
While I agree with his ideals I certainly think he'd be doing a better job with the content of the game than NuJang/Microdork have been doing for the last 9 years (wtf)
It's so weird that not only has nothing managed to dethrone Minecraft, nothing has even come close, all the replacement games look bad.
It seems like the easiest thing ever.
Isnt the fad already over pretty much
Why bother making a competent clone
Also the same thing happens with pokemon, pokemon fans dont care for pokemon clones so they always flop
Why do they even bother
gotta spend that marketing budget on something too look busy.
what would any of these actually add to the game
>Crab
LETS GO
Why are Mojang so fricking lazy. Why not add all of them?
small indie company, please understand jellyfish many voxel
Pffft.
This shit can't be real.
Crabs can pinch people, so if they were in minecraft kids would get hurt. Same thing with jellyfish, you don't want some child seeing one in real life just to get stung because they thought it was safe to approach.
Too onsided for the seagull.
>seagulls are evil irl because they swoop down and attack you for your food or are just terrible birds in general
all of them are dangerous to kids... shut it down!!!!
-jeb probably
eating rotten human flesh, burning coal, mass killing cows, being a literal terrorist, going to hell, slaughtering humans, grave robbing, theft, summoning a literal demon via black magic, destroying human corpses, building gulags, destroying the environment, forcing animals to mass breed : perfectly moral
killing a shark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
what fricking moronic logic does that literal cuck even use?
humans are moronic, shark killing exploded after jaws portrayed them as active human predators
go back
I saw this earlier today
https://twitter.com/Minecraft/status/1708866185067127216
and it made me think "why are they sailing on a big ship? you can't do that in minecraft. why don't they add vehicle building to the game?" microsoft has the money, don't they?
Trannies, women, and male servants to women (soijack drones) should not be let near any sort of game development or game design room.
The trannies should be in mental facilities getting rehabilitated.
The women should be at home serving their husbands or with their birth father.
The soijack drones should be IT guys.
and I don't mean devops btw for IT. I mean small scale 'day to day in the office' shit and help desk.
*sigh* it's all minorities fault. Why can't a White Male develop minecraft and... oh wait Notch was a lazy frick who barely did anything once he passed 1m sales
He did enough. Minecraft is one of the greatest games of all time. I consider it a wrapped up and finished product by the time Notch sold it.
>I consider it a wrapped up and finished product by the time Notch sold it.
So does the rest of Mojang, which is why they never add anything interesting.
go back
Who cares? They're not going to do anything useful anyway.
3 basic-ass animals that will no doubt have no purpose beyond set dressing and offer no unique drops, and they will only add 1 of them. The other two will be thrown in the trash like every other mob vote loser.
Can't wait to see which ones the ecelebs pick this time!
Lol wtf these all sounds like mobs you could easily place in as an afterthought to some sort of 'coasts and beaches' update or something.
Where villagers get port towns or something.
at this point they are outright mocking the player base.
oh well no skin off my teeth, there are better blocky building games out there anyway.
Apologize.
While I don't agree with his ideals I certainly think he'd be doing a better job with the content of the game than NuJang/Microdork have been doing for the last 9 years (wtf)
While I agree with his ideals I certainly think he'd be doing a better job with the content of the game than NuJang/Microdork have been doing for the last 9 years (wtf)
>apologize to a sell out
No I dont think so
It's so weird that not only has nothing managed to dethrone Minecraft, nothing has even come close, all the replacement games look bad.
It seems like the easiest thing ever.
Isnt the fad already over pretty much
Why bother making a competent clone
Also the same thing happens with pokemon, pokemon fans dont care for pokemon clones so they always flop
Play Minecraft better than adventure