Minecraft is getting good again and no one is talking about it

Minecraft is getting good again and no one is talking about it

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft was never good.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >couple mobs, a hammer and a minidungeon
    Even your average mod adds 30 times that.
    I'll stick to modded 1.12 thanks no thanks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality over quantity. The "average mod" is mostly unpolished bloat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        still more polished and less bloated than the average microsoft update. maybe you should spend more time working on your game instead of shilling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Quality over quantity.
        mc updates usually don't have either of these. they're just underwhelming

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The recent updates aren't quality and especially lack quantity. The mace has a gimmick that stands out but it also begs the question; why did it take them so long to add something like this? The fact that it has that gimmick attached to it shows that they're aware that modded MC hamstrung their creativity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not about polish.

        Its not about quality.

        Mojang could create a huge update with a hundred features next week if they wanted to.

        But they are NOT ALLOWED to. Microsoft decides everything in the end. Its not financially wise to create a GOOD game with CONSTANT UPDATES. Microsoft bought minecraft to be a cash cow, not a good game. Drip feeding the playerbase is the most consistent way to make money for games, making good games is actually BAD for business.

        Please understand. Mojang certainly has decent coders, and they can cobble together something janky but fun in a matter of months. They could be updating the game every month if they wanted to, but becoming a big company has forced every decision to go through several layers of approval before it is allowed to be worked on. Devs used to be able to try whatever they wanted and if the rest of the team liked it, it was added in. Things are so strict now that being acught coding something extra will get your ass fired. This ties into the drip-feed model, microsoft WANTS mojang to run this way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do YOU type like THIS

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            to make sure the morons on Ganker don't misunderstand a single word. I have to look like a homosexual to educate the ESLs here.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the create mod and it's team done more for minecraft than any dev has ever done since redstone

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a pickaxe reskin and the sega saturn logo
    what am i supposed to be excited for here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Item on the right is a rocket jump thing. And the Mace deals more damage the faster you're falling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically added Market Gardening to Minecraft?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically added Market Gardening to Minecraft?

        Today is a good day.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know video youtube
        but only pull long air object, enemy mod and animal (7 block)
        also can player vs player top up 8 block only just one hit kill player and you don't damage like thor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've still never played it

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >very gimmicky shit only less than 5% of players will ever use
    It's Mojang, they will never add anything actually interesting if you're not a redstone autist or literal moron.
    If you want to play actually fun MC you better start modding it to hell and back.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BILLIONS OF DORRARS
    And they can't shit out what modders make
    They have the potential to make Minecraft officially so complex and built up that no other game could hope to touch it
    Another 10 shitty years of Minecraft
    Instead what are they doing other than israeliteing everyone out of their original Minecraft accounts, making merch and shitty mobile games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of competition allows them to sit on their hands while the millions pour in, look how quickly they made the nether update once Hytale was announced and everyone said it'd kill MC (lol)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft
    >good
    >again
    >while owned by windows
    extreme doubt

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer when minecraft take six years to add new content, now it makes the creation of modpacks harder

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trolldier is an official gameplay style in Minecraft now
    hell yeah

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games designed for 7 year olds, sorry.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    minecraft has been downhill ever since microsoft bought it. first update they did they added women, ugly stone types no one uses, and a schizo water temple with weird one-eyed fish inside.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who work on it are whiny libs who shouldn't have been allowed to touch the game but at the very least it's still fun to play here and there

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft finished on the version b1.7.3.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is a satanic company. If you play any minecraft version past 1.7.10, you will go to hell.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked for this? 99% of people will use this once, go "cool!" And go right back to murdering everything with sword and bow since the combat is already trivial

    Why can't the add anything cool? The only good changes have been shit the community begged for- makes me wonder if the devs have any autonomy at all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil can only corrupt and destroy. Good creates. That's why mods are good and microsoft updates suck ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason ever since microsoft bought out mojang, Minecraft has been marketed as a game for literal toddlers. They can't put anything "scary" or "bad" that purely hurts you. It has to foster creativity and learning and all that lovey dovey shit. The game looked like it was going a direction where you'd have mobs that were just too strong to deal with that you just had to stay away from, or use spells and potions that do a lot of things and were useful, like a blocky version of diablo. Then notch sold the game.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    >still no teleporter

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Notch make the right choice?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Selling your game to microsoft is the vidya equivalent of selling your soul to the devil.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell no, and thats why he's so fricking depressed.

        he's just lazy and moronic
        for the money he's gotten he could've made several high quality high budget titles
        but he prefers sitting on his pile of money and crying about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell no, and thats why he's so fricking depressed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. He would have still made hundreds of millions off Minecraft if he kept it. Billions if he was smart about it and hired competent people.
      Now he is rich and bleeding money with nothing to do, just a complete NEET wasting away. If he kept Mojang he would have been a rich NEET making money instead of losing and could live on his own terms and have a purpose in life. He could work as much or as little on minecraft as he wants.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like a win win situation either way he went

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't log in Minecraft for a couple years and recently found out that if you didn't do an arbitrary account transfer they just steal your money and lock you out of the game with no ways to recover your account.
    I can't be bothered to jump through hoops and pirate minecraft and figure out how to deal with all the microsoft anti-piracy shit. Dead game. Good riddance.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of the popular redstone engineers were asking for an autocrafter for years
    >all of them quit playing minecrap before it ever came out

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