>Mission begins in 60 seconds. >HES KILLING FRIENDLIES BAN HIM >I DONT WANT TO PLAY THE GAME SO EVERYBODY ELSE SHOULD JUST BE IDLE
game used to be good and fun
zoomers exclusively play this now. only zoomer has the free time to waste joining servers only to sit there in their idle animation and chat and look at each other. nobody with a job that launches a game does that
It's millenialcore, but since zoomers became the majority online you see lots of them in TF2 now. It's really interesting to think back on the various eras of the internet and it's effect on TF2 over time. Things like the spycrab and demopan seem so quaint to say, shit like Heavy Is Dead.
for me it's 2fort x10 randomizer >Heavy with wee booties, danger shield, and backscratcher >800 health Heavy running around at 250% speed one-shotting people with a rake
MEDIC
THAT SOLJERS A BLOODEH SPAI
THAT DEMOMAN IS A NEGA
I DID WHAT I COULD
Good shot!
GOTTAM
LET'S HAVE A GO AT IT
KABOOM
KABOOM
KA-MEDIC!
THAT ENGINEER IS A BLOODY sentry- OHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pan sfx*
OH, THERE'S MY BALL
GOT THE BALL BACK
I LOVE MY BALL
FOUND MY BALL
PLAY BALL
>constant endless screaming from pic related using the quick loadout button to respawn in spawn mid-charge
>that guy spamming pootis as fast as possible while switching classes
I go pyro to piss off spies and because they're the most skill-dependent class. It's been working for a decade and a half.
I, too, play Pyro.
That Pyro's a spah
>sentry beep
>clank clank clank
>POOTIS-POW! HAHA
>clank clank clank
>we need a dispenser right here.
>Heck yeah!
>building a dispenser.
>Thanks mate.
>clank clank clank
Soul.
>that medics a MMEEEEDDDIIIIIICCCCC
>that one demo with the resupply bind constantly charging
kek. this is literally TF2.
on a side note they are actually civilized enough to not spit on the camera man.
Mission begins in 10 seconds.
CLANG
CLANG
CLANG
>[bat dinking on a teammate sounds]
why waste boolet on such a teeny man
How is TF2 Classic?
Put dispenser here.
>Be any class
>Someone says any voice line
>Spam No, or Yes, Cheer or Jeer in reply.
for me, it's engie's "nah"
>Someone says any voice line
>Say No
>Other player says Yes
>We keep spamming No and Yes until I end it with a Yes
>Replies with "Thanks"
voice commands are a dead art, seriously
>he's the first to give in
you're WEAK
>spam pootis as heavy
>other heavies start doing it
>other classes start spamming Dispenser Here
>engineer saying no
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT MEDIC'S A BLOODEH-MEEEEEEEDIIIC!
jawol
DAAH TOO MANY LITTLE-DOKTOR!
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>start kazotsky kick
>WOOOOOOOEH
>Mission begins in 60 seconds.
>HES KILLING FRIENDLIES BAN HIM
>I DONT WANT TO PLAY THE GAME SO EVERYBODY ELSE SHOULD JUST BE IDLE
game used to be good and fun
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TOO
oooOOOONE
*snort*
Do zoomers play this? I feel like tf2 is exclusively for millennials
zoomers exclusively play this now. only zoomer has the free time to waste joining servers only to sit there in their idle animation and chat and look at each other. nobody with a job that launches a game does that
It's millenialcore, but since zoomers became the majority online you see lots of them in TF2 now. It's really interesting to think back on the various eras of the internet and it's effect on TF2 over time. Things like the spycrab and demopan seem so quaint to say, shit like Heavy Is Dead.
>60 sec waiting for players
>60 sec waiting behind the start gates
>in casual
whoever designed that needs to be beaten
*stands on the cliff as phlog, farms charge with detonator, actives phlog and destroys the tunnel*
>Load into game
>ME-ME-ME-ME-MED
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>spy screaming raping your ears
>sentry beeping
>minigun revving and firing
>explosions
>scoothergun sounds
>spy crit death yell
>TAKE IT LIKE A MAN SHORTY
Quintessential joining a server sequence, loading into a server with someone death crit screaming stuttering followed by chirping and moos
soul
>ENGINEER
>POOTISPENSER HERE
>"Heck no"
>killbind.wav
Heck yes
>Spawn in
>Scout and Soldier playing rock paper scissors
>Scout loses and immediately blows up
>Solder schadenfreudes
I love this game
>tfw too poor to get Schadenfreude
It's sad
just use "nice shot" or "good job" like i do
Yes, well it's a good taunt
I have like two keys, but i don't wanna spent another ten bucks on a key solely to be able to do a laugh taunt in the hat game
killbind as well
I can't play this game anymore with all my community servers fricking dead. I refuse to engage in the soulless, generic Valve matchmaking.
Any servers up?
Nope none
still plenty of servers from what i can tell, this is what my server list looks like as of 1 minute ago
i'm impressed the skial servers and the furry pound have managed to endure after all this time
for me it's 2fort x10 randomizer
>Heavy with wee booties, danger shield, and backscratcher
>800 health Heavy running around at 250% speed one-shotting people with a rake
>2fort2furious dead
>nom-nom-nom dead
what is even the point
Put dis-POW
>join fricked in the head because one of the few remaining community servers
>boomer circlejerk is rolling one side over and over
>The new charity medals are for Ukraine
Whatever i just want my yellow chaos emerald
DEMOAN IS Black person
A FRICKING Black person
MORE LIKE Black personMAN
HELP ME Black personMAN
has anyone else ever noticed that the rock formation in the center looks like a fat dude sitting on the cliff facing kind of front-leftish?
I am giant
a monument to heavy's father...
>heavy's dad canonically was an anti-commie
>heavy keeps getting ussr related cosmetics
OOOH IT'S SAD DAY
Heavy himself is anti-communism as well, he got sent into a gulag for opposing it. He probably thinks what they wear is pretty dapper.
>play spy with cloak and dagger
>camp by enemy sniper
>decloak in front of him every time he gets a kill
>"nice shot"
>"thanks mate"
>cloak
>repeat
ah love cheap whiskeh
love rancho relaxing next to my demobro using this taunt
>Heavy still has no taunt to sit down
he has the table, close enough
he'd break any chair he comes across tho