>moai boss. >"koa ki te whakatau ia koe"

>moai boss
>"koa ki te whakatau ia koe"

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moai Moai KYUN~!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uhh... who the frick carved them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who lived there. I think they're still around but don't quote me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient aliens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's all true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Natural rock formation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idiots who nearly destroyed themselves by exhausting the islands natural resources in order to carve and place these stupid things

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a really old myth. Not true at all. I recommend looking it up, it's interesting what happened to the people that lived there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's interesting what happened to the people that lived there
          It's interesting because nobody knows. Before the moai statues went up they were writing their own script and apparently had the type of society that could produce megalithic art. But only a couple hundred years later outsiders showed up and there were only dozens of them left. It seems like they just forgot. likely victims of pacific island women's suffrage

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i blame the prehistoric hebrewloids

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was probably nothing villainous
              >get one fantastic ruler who really pulls things together
              >teaches his son who also does a good job
              >the grandson is a bad egg and let's everything fall apart
              >no one ever taught the populace how to run their society so all they can do is watch
              >then a really bad flu season comes and almost everyone dies
              >Game Over. Try Again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i mean you are probably right and the explanation is mundane but honestly i refuse to miss an opportunity to blame the israelites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY did they carve them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are religious monuments I believe, they represent the spirits of their dead ancestors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So zoomers can have an impenetrable ironic emoji other than the skull one.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me staring at the grass for centuries for literally no reason

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a scene from ancient aliens

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You dumb dumb
    >You give me gum gum

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Easter Island
    Ah yes, the only Latin American colony.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are Moais so cool, bros

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous


    Imhotep is invisible

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moai boss
    >HUUU AAA HUUUAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i demand more polynesian themes in games

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How i look like when rizzing the skibidi ohio gyattler

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yaoi boss
    >YAMETE KUDASAI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me and the boys giving anon some extra hammers for his coastal city

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