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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was over a long time ago.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's not hanging from his own vines
    One job

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ]He would unhang himself because all your muscles give up once you faint, so he wouldn't die.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon cuisine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yum!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Step 1: Heat wild animal
      >Step 2: Eat wild animal
      Frick I hate the chinese.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't eat meat? homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't even remove the intestines. There is cooked feces inside that Bubla

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no blood upon chopping off its head
            he opened er up and took the guts out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it taste like?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cucumber with a pinch of lettuce.
        Best to use the Salad Dressings with it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would guess more of the taste of chicken and artichoke

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >part poison
      >edible

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to China.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its poison for pokemon not people

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just cut out the poison parts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this kills the bulbasaur

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that didn't kill him he was already dead

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was alive and asleep before the chef chopped his head off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got any more? I want to see Pikachu get skinned.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is a Charmander one and one for Chikorita

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is a Charmander one and one for Chikorita

        Actually just search for How to Cook Pokémon and you should find some of them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ivysaur meat is tasty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tasty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me sad for some reason

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know right? The flower is the best part!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any evidence that the humans in Pokemon eat meat?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they eat slowpoke tails

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonysaur poster

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    still assblasted about IvyCHAD buttfricking you and exposing your pedo ass on every single one of your spam threads huh?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love modern pokemon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon is now slowly transforming into a dating simulator, the battles are secondary.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love fricking modern pokemon*

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I came out as trans, I've been bullied by trolls 24/7 kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have our support, ivytrans!
      Don't listen to the trolls!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The support of India!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now it makes sense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most mentally sane Bulbasaur main

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no ivytrans
      Your team stinks l3l

      https://i.imgur.com/s1uKIEu.png

      >modern pokemon

      Braixen lost
      Your Discord server lost
      Your pedophilic Swedish ass lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grab a knife and put it to your wrist no one cares about your mentally ill fetish.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stay mad, transphobic braixentroll. I am valid and happy l3l

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't be mad at those I pitty.
          Your shame is deep and nothing YOU do will fill the void.
          Your short term "fun" means nothing in the end

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're replying to a falseflagger Anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay mad, transphobic braixentroll. I am valid and happy l3l

      >no ivytrans
      Your team stinks l3l

      >Braixen lost
      >Your Discord server lost
      >Your pedophilic Swedish ass lost

      l3l the evil transphobic swedish alt-right trolls from /vp/ are trying to troll me again

      i don't get it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some Braixen homosexual from /vp/ falseflagging as a Ivyposter also from /vp/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          for what purpose

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mental illness

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people are going to bully you no matter what. don't use "i'm trans" as an excuse.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just playromhacks bro

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being sad sacks and post your current teams

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no ivytrans
      Your team stinks l3l

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/sket9t.png
      Here's my current Crystal Team
      Cannot upload files due to Janny being a troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pikachu
        >umbreon
        you can do better
        >quagsire
        >horsea
        this is the right path

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's my Unbound team from a year ago.
      Tried again on Insane but needing a new team tailored for every major fight isn't fun so I stopped.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude lemme just hop on my Switch, take a capture, take it from my SD out of my Switch, put it on my PC just to appease some homosexual 5th genner

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a burner facebook account just for uploading switch screenshots, git gud.

        No I won't hear "using x" as an argument from a switch pokemon player.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hurr I have a burner facebook account for an IP logger
          Ok moron thanks for sharing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you use the internet you don't have an ounce of privacy anyway, why not make retrieving screenshots easier on yourself?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn't just put together six mons in one of the billion pokemon team maker sites for a mockup

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sending them to your phone via the qr code then e-mailing it to yourself takes less than 2 minutes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have my switch on me at the moment, but this was my sv team.
      I also had clodsire, klawf, armarouge, gallade, gardevoir, gay duck and azumarril in my reserves I because everything got overleveled too quickly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing a mono-Figthing run of Scarlet, my team is Quaquaval, Breloom, Annihilape, Gallade, Pawmot, Lucario

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What romhack/game is this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        PokeMMO
        Its Alright

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you turning rocco into a midnight lycanroc right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the name of the romhack?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pokemon Orange

          https://whackahack.com/juegos/pokemon-orange/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kirlia/trapinch/accelgor
      absolutely taste/10

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most generic trash I've seen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing through Unbound right now, having a surprisingly good time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for reminding me that I got a shiny snorunt at the very start of the game and it was fricking male

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          RIP.

          You could have the kino Moody strats with an ability change though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Current planned Sapphire shiny team
      I have my Combusken so far, working on getting an Aron, found two dumb green bats

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Braixen lost
    >Your Discord server lost
    >Your pedophilic Swedish ass lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day we are Brazilians the next day we are Swedish the day after that we are Israelis. troonysaur can't keep his story straight kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay mad, transphobic braixentroll. I am valid and happy l3l

      have a nice day Swedish Braixen shitposters
      Go back to sharty or whatever shithole you're from

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    l3l the evil transphobic swedish alt-right trolls from /vp/ are trying to troll me again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has your back, ivytrans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has your back, ivytrans

      SIKE!
      FLARE BLITZ APON YE!

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play pokemon or ever go to /vp/ what is this gay discord shit about the braxien poster, ivysaur poster and /trash/ spamming anthro pokemon threads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lunatic schizophrenic from /vp/ obsessed with Ivysaur thinks a moderator is targeting him for being a huge homosexual, so of course every amateur troll started targeting him on purpose because it's funny and wants a new PL to dance to their tune.

      I suppose Ganker being a Braixen board doesn't help his paranoia much either.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Counterpoint: Meowscarada is new and pretty hot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luv bulbasaur.
    Hate troons.
    Simple as.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free euthanasia for autistic morons when?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ivysaur is the best start-ACK

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your team

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Jolteon so much.
      She's so cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white vaporeon
        Everytime

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont get it anonymous

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is disappointed over the lack of Glaceon and Zoroark

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's that minus the human
          And all the pokemon are female

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          women are degenerate prostitutes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Powerful statement about our society.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So are female pokemon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >female poketrainersxpokemon

          Unironically my biggest fetish

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white vaporeon
        Everytime

        >white vaporeon
        I don't get it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vaporeon's skin absorbs moisture and takes on its color iirc. Here, semen.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It changed color from the trainer's semen

            Thanks for the explanation anon. I thought it was a shiny joke or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It changed color from the trainer's semen

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          absorbed too much cum

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Goodra there?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Know what, Hilda's gay? Last I heard male g.oodra doesn't exist

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >spoiler
                Porn doesn't care about that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't exist
                it does (50%)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a problem with this, the original's mouth is more of a mix of a smirk and a disappointed curl. I propose this small fix for it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't draw, I just described in on a vp drawthread and someone did

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I literally had to open two tabs one for each image and quickly change tab to see the difference

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is all I need

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Despite being ice type, She is truly the hottest pokemon out there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My queen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      From a pure design perspective, Vaporeon and Sylveon are tbe best because their design is the most interesting and best represents their type.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orgy team?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come all pokemon suddenly become tame after being put into pokeball?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you have enough levels.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lost
    canon thoughevermore

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Braixen is Charizard's wienersleeve.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my name isn't charizard dude stop calling me that

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came to this thread expecting to post about how dogshit nu-pokemon is and how braindead pokegays are, what is this autism? Qrd? I don’t really care about your troony bogeyman btw but I love a good lolcow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea either, I just came here to post my waifu.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hideous character design, that hair is atrocious

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks weird, but her xenophobia, her anger issues, her mocking attitude whenever you screw up when battling her and her developing a crush on you makes her pretty charming.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is a raging stupid c**t
            >cute
            homie you need to form healthier relationships

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, her outbursts are cute.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It looks weird, but her xenophobia, her anger issues, her mocking attitude whenever you screw up when battling her and her developing a crush on you makes her pretty charming.

              She's just tsundere towards you with racism thrown on top.
              This along with her brother being an edgy schizo c**t makes me think that Game Freak is just making the DLC for waifugays and fujos.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troonysaur is a lolcow from /vp/ that is basically the board's punching bag because he is so easy to tick off. He is obsessed with ivysaur and wants to have sex with toads while denying he is a furry. You can also spot him in threads whenever an ivysaur image is posted due to 99% of the time it's him posting it. Anyone that makes fun of him will be accused of being a janny, a mod, a troony, a discorder, a braixentroll, Brazilian, Swedish, Israeli, and a bot. He can't keep his story straight and will always schizo out if you pick on him and call him troonysaur. He gets banned regularly on /vp/ for being a failtroll and continuously breaking the rules. Then he will post screenshots of him being banned as if that is somehow an "own" or something. There is more to it, but I'm too lazy to write about it. You can do your own research if you really care about this wannabe e-celeb loser. Also, he REALLY hates the OP image.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say something nice about my gf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her thiccness is fricking beautiful and she makes my wiener unironically hard..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a big girl

        She fluffy

        Nice gf, anon

        Thanks lads.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a big girl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She fluffy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice gf, anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot damn!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knot not around the bulb

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely amazed how much shit pokemon fans will eat up with recent releases, it's like a shit-eating contest to them.
    I only pop in to see the new mons each gen to see if there's any I like to update my favorites list

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most modern pokemon it's Esmerald, there's nothing new

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was always shit . You grew up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought PLA was okay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's just you who are a moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah 1st and 2nd gen are masterpieces.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best Pokémon hacks out there?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IvyChad is truly living rent free in all these Pedo's heads lmao, go back to your discord scum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know you're still here crying like a b***h

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N-no, "open world" gameplay, uninspired stupid new mons, and gimmicky fads for old mons is so cool

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish that were me

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for a pokemon dating simulator

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said pokemon

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did troonysaur do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knew he didn't pass

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even have Bulba/Ivy/Venusaur threads on /vp/ anymore because people getting angry over an imaginary person called "troonysaur"
    I'm pretty sure I've never seen this supposed person, only people angry at him. So tired of spammers on this site.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi troonysaur

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That dude posting earlier was obviously a false flagger but sure.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How are you so sure if you have never seen him?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cause that was one of the only times I've seen "troonysaur" and every time it's clearly a troll. Have you never seen a person say "I'm trans" to ragebait?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm trans btw not sure if that matters

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know, troonysaur

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice fake screenshot. I can also edit HTML kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same image basically proves it's a troll

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice fake screenshot. I can also edit HTML kek

                I disagree

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi braixenspammer.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonysaur can't sleep because he thinks of this thread all the time
    kek

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    silence, genwunner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the one with lightning rod zard from?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        pokemon adventures/special

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good romhacks for the 3DS pokemons?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant make Ivysaur threads on /vp/ without someone spamming "troonysaur"
    >can't even post in a pokegirl thread without the "necrobump" accuser ruining the thread
    >can't post about gen 2 without people screeching at how bad it supposedly is
    >can't have any noncompetitive stat/moveset discussion without smogonbrains spamming it up
    /vp/ is honestly horrible, not sure why I still go there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only go there for the pokephile threads

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is making Ivysaur threads, bro. It's literally just you, attention prostitute.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaporeon is still my favorite pokemon
    No, I'm not like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how the Internet ruined based Vaporeon

      Nobody is making Ivysaur threads, bro. It's literally just you, attention prostitute.

      Its not literally me, but you're definitely one of the trolls spamming "troonysaur" even though nobody knows who you're talking about

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S BULBOVER

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    braporeon

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me?
    It's this wienerroach
    God I wish I was Elio

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early anime played with the idea a few times, all I can think of in the game is poaching slowpoke tails in gold/silver. For all the "what do they eat" meming I see here I've almost never seen it levied at pokemon, despite the ins and outs of their vague futuristic society having almost zero explanation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any evidence that the humans in Pokemon eat meat?

      im gay

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did the fandom change into this? Was it ever since the original fans grew up?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was it ever since the original fans grew up?
      I think so

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was over a long time ago. I only stuck around the fandom for the possibility of there being more cool monster designs, but I stopped by the games years ago.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      buying*

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he not hanging it self with a vine?

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