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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i like the new artstyle

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >style
      Laziness under the pretense of "style"
      Tired of it, its all over the place.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drawing face with IRL proportions is difficult, any deviation from that is lazy
        How to spot someone who has absolutely no experience with art

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >any deviation from IRL proportions is lazy
          That anon didn't say this nor did he even imply it. That being said explain how
          >drawing face with IRL proportions is difficult
          Isn't true because it sure seems like that's what (You) are implying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind the style, but I hate that they used flat puppet doll animation with it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew to like the artstyle but guybrush still looked ugly in it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's fine. It's more Day of the Tentacle than Monkey Island, but whatever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Day of the Tentacle is based on traditional American cartoons. There is no subversion of expectations.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dafuq is that shit?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i also like soi lattes if that matters

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The artstyle is outright the least of its problems. Chimping out over that is a blaring siren that you didn't even play it, and probably not the original either. It's just in your folder of "old good new bad" to bait with. Why don't we talk about the actual problems with it like the writing and ending and failure to follow up or through with the series legacy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Undermining the destruction of beauty aesthetics is typical degenerate ghoul discourse. Art will always matter. If it didn't this would be a text based game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beauty aesthetics
        What the frick are you talking about.
        I didn't say the visuals don't matter. I just believe choosing a different look for the game is not some kind of targeted israeli subversion or whatever the frick you think it is. Different art styles have a purpose. Moving between realistic/representational and abstract serves a purpose in how we emotionally engage with something. Not only that, but you can absolutely beauty with a stylized presentation. Obviously.
        What to you even makes the left "beauty aesthetics" and the right "degenerate"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend the entire game having guybrush be an jerk to everyone around him
      >after ever chapter you get a scene with his wife following him and finding how the mess he’s gotten into, building up to a confrontation about how searching for the secrets isnt worth pushing everyone away, basically becoming lechuck

      >plot point is entirely dropped and forgotten about so Ron Gilbert can jerk off to yet another one of his endings where nothing was real all along LOL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The artstyle is outright the least of its problems.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Duhhhr... it look bad because... I say so!
        >All that matter about game... is looking!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drawing face with IRL proportions is difficult, any deviation from that is lazy
          How to spot someone who has absolutely no experience with art

          kys on the double

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't play game
      >not allowed to criticize it until you've sunk 50 hours into it
      >play game
      >not allowed to criticize it because you've sunk 50 hours into it
      whatever you say, gay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how are you sinking 50 hours into a MI playthrough
        the game is like 4 hours long when you play blind

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      me going from 25 to 33

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feeling pretty 6 rn, not gonna lie.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't Monkey Island had a different artstyle in almost every game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be quiet, no one in this thread has played monkey Island. We just want to be mad about literally anything to distract us from our own problems.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer hairstyle

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the true original not that VGA slop you FRICK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but VGAs are fun

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I asked my doctor if Monkey Island was right for me and he said no.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a Curse of Monkey Island 2 alt-verse where they push towards 'living cartoon' instead of 3D(PD)CG

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Give me a Curse of Monkey Island 2 alt-verse
      this. curse is one of the most beautiful games ever made. real shame another SCUMM game was never made with that style

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deponia is close, but mileage may vary.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          need toni gf

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ey toni

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this game. Had a nice ending to the series that as a father i really appreciated.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH BUDDY
    THAT'S HIS OWN HAIR

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked the steam page, it says i'ts rated positive but it doesn't let me see any review at all

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kys on the double

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no no, it's SUPPOSED to look like this so it's good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last Monkey Island is not corporate ad artstyle you stupid homosexual. For one thing he is unmistakably a white blond.
      Just because something doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it's globohomo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shit. You're a shit eater.
        Are you proud?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >next Monkey Island throws it back to a different era and uses photos of costumed actors at a low resolution

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I liked that RBF album
    over 10 years ago

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over the "moon logic" that those old ass adventure games employ. I can't believe so many people like that shit.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lazy rotoscoped "art" vs actual creativity
    Your point, boomer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what rotoscoping is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a digitized version of a real photograph, it's not hand drawn. The one on the right is like picasso.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what actual creativity is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what anything is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what rotoscoped means.

      It's a digitized version of a real photograph, it's not hand drawn. The one on the right is like picasso.

      That's not what digitized means. And not what the painting is.

      Stop using words you don't know the meaning of. Stop talking. Embarrassing ESL child.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WIDE-EYED AND VULNERABLE

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe he drew a penis on his nose and got away with it.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT LITTLE Black person HE'S A MILLIONAIRE

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