Monster Hunter

>Primordial Malzeno got 14th in the popularity poll for the 20th anniversary.
Normal Ass Malzeno is gonna be even higher, motherfricker for sure gonna be in Wilds.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flagships can't show up in the game released directly after

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit, well Bracydios didn't coun't in MH4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rathalos, Zinogre, Brach, Gore
        common misconception. They are usually saved up for the expansion. You don't want Donutsteel to compete with G rank only Elder Dragon.
        I would go even further and say base game will have normal monster flagship and G-Rank elder dragon as staple

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro your Sunbreak Velkhana?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is there a single game released after p3rd that zinogre hasn't been in? narga was also present in every third gen game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >narga was also present in every third gen game
        *except tri because i keep forgetting that half-game exists god damn it, i'll go frick myself

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both malzenos are incredibly hot, I don't care what anyone thinks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, really, Rathalos is maybe one of the most consistently fricking awful fights in the history of the games, every single time. He does have semi-nice looking gear, with basic semi-nice skills but. he's complete garbage otherwise in every single way. Frick that piece of shit
      And ESPECIALLY that janky shitfest in old gen. I still want him to stare deeply into my eyes while he hilts his massive barbed dick in my ass, and unloads a liter of hot wyvern cum inside me uh yeah frick rath frick old gen frick new gen garbage fight garbage design eat shit capcom

      men of taste
      it's crazy how the monster that acts as the face of the series has been shit from the very start and gets consistently mogged by each game's flagship
      god i wish i was malzeno

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at this point imho velkhana and malzeno are kind of thematically linked to each other that it would feel silly to have one but not the other

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are they "thematically linked"? Also Capcom doesn't really care about cohesion, like adding Garuga without Kut-Ku and adding Basarios without Gravios in their latest games

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >14th place
    13th place actually

    Where do you think the 5th gen flagships will end up?
    >Nergigante
    definitely top 10, maybe top 5
    >Velkhana
    most likely not top 20, maybe top 30 if lucky
    >Magnamalo
    most likely top 20, maybe top 10, definitely not top 5
    >Malzeno
    definitely top 10, unlikely top 5

    Ruiner and Scorned will not be in the top 20, Zinogre, Nargacuga, Khezu, Fatalis and Rathalos will also place within the top 10.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to MH? There is only one 5th gen flagship that is NOT an elder dragon? This is what is fricking hate about nu-MH: they sprinkle elder dragons everywhere. They are no longer these cool, enigmatic spevial monsters jut rather just like every other monster.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir prease understanduu, need big fight for aemrican prayer yes. Nead easy reratabrle boss fight haha.

        But yes... it sucks a lot, huh?
        I want the older mon skeletons to return and give some variety, we might still get a couple in Wilds with some luck, but I won't hold out hope.

        ..Maybe the coomers and monsterfrickers had the right idea all along; the game is gonna be kinda shit, so just get your mods ordered and have fun with it your own way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is what is fricking hate about nu-MH: they sprinkle elder dragons everywhere
        It's pretty much only gen 2 and World.
        Even Rise only introduced 2 new ones in the base game, 4 if you include the variants.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fatalis
      >Nergigante
      Didn't make the list because they suck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        White/Old Fatalis made Top 20, I can't see Fatalis not making Top 20 when it also has a generally well liked modern rework. I'm also not a big fan of Nergigante, but he is quite popular and the flagship of Capcoms most successful game

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      every move he has is highly telegraphed and has a clear answer, and when he goes into his frenzy mode, he does the same attacks in the same order, so it becomes really easy once you get that down.
      running at you with his wing shield? roll backwards
      poking with wings? stand in the middle and dodge to the side hes not swinging (the hitboxes is a lot smaller than it seems so youre safe if you dodge to the opposite side)
      stabbing with his tail? dodge to the side

      its honestly probably my favorite fight once you have his rhythm down. i love it when they design a monster without any bullshit attacks or wonkey hitboxes, where each of their moves have a clear answer. tired of every mosnter having charge attacks and hip checks

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Primordial Malzeno is big based, fast as frick and fun.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rathalos gonna be in top 5
    do people actually like him that much? he's a lame ass wyvern

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, really, Rathalos is maybe one of the most consistently fricking awful fights in the history of the games, every single time. He does have semi-nice looking gear, with basic semi-nice skills but. he's complete garbage otherwise in every single way. Frick that piece of shit
      And ESPECIALLY that janky shitfest in old gen. I still want him to stare deeply into my eyes while he hilts his massive barbed dick in my ass, and unloads a liter of hot wyvern cum inside me uh yeah frick rath frick old gen frick new gen garbage fight garbage design eat shit capcom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rathalos is my favorite monster in sunbreak. Literally the best new gen iteration of an oldmon

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Number 1 is gonna be Zinogre without a doubt

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pukei pukei number 2
    mark my words

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will be number 1?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nargacuga :3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lumu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khezu

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MHNow leaked the top 1 in their patch notes.
    It's Zinogre, to the suprise of no one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we will never get rid of this shitty dog do we? At least there is a good chance he will not be in base game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MHNow leaked the top 1 in their patch notes.
        It's Zinogre, to the suprise of no one.

        P3rd strong. Love from Yukumo, Jinouga big in Yukumo. I hate female hunters so much it's unreal.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just killed All-mother Narwa, anything interesting left in base Rise? What's there at 100 HR? I'm not buying sunbreak, do I end it here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you've also done Valstrax that's about it
      >I'm not buying Sunbreak
      I honestly recommend you do anon, it's an absolutely amazing expansion.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, got enough of Rise for now, maybe later at some point
        Then again, Wilds will probably be out by then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying a mh game without getting g rank
      It's fine to not wanna shell out more money for dlc but the game will literally be incomplete without it, its just the way mh goes. However I will say sunbreak made me 180 on rise, and its lategame stuff is probably my favorite of the series.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As someone who near exclusively solos, I love how Sunbreak is the most Solo friendly game in the series.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          same, I've come to find public hubs in sb to be very shallow (FRICK mid quest joining ruining hubs)

          Well, I didn't buy it. Played on game pass. And now I found out that there's neither copying saves over to steam nor crossplay with steam. So basically no option for me to play sunbreak now even if I cared enough to. Can't give even 1% of the fricks I'd need to start over from the beginning

          completely understandable then, but to answer your question theres crimson glow valstrax and a couple of fun event quests here and there but yeah all mother is by all means the final boss of base rise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I didn't buy it. Played on game pass. And now I found out that there's neither copying saves over to steam nor crossplay with steam. So basically no option for me to play sunbreak now even if I cared enough to. Can't give even 1% of the fricks I'd need to start over from the beginning

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They make it hard to find but you can buy the DLC for the game pass version
          the main rise page makes it look like you have to buy the entire base game to be able to get sunbreak on microsoft store but it's a separate game listing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sunbreak is the best 5th gen MH game.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crimson Glow Valstrax 20th
    >Shagaru 19th
    >Namielle 18th
    >Safi 16th
    How? Safi is such a boring design.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because if you haven't realized it yet all of those except white fatass have been in 5th gen, the whole top 20 is going to be this way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is safi the foreskin one? I don't remember scheissborn newcomers were so boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All of them elder dragons
      Yawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that it's a regular red western dragon made it stand out in the Monster Hunter universe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the monster hunter universe with Rathalos as its face?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >motherfricker for sure gonna be in Wilds.
    They don't put the good ones in the first game of a gen

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crimson Glow Valstrax is 20th
    Will normal valstrax be 10th?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Narga wasn't in base world.
    Does that count?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >lost their mind over the eyes tracking the camera for some reason.
    That was Shara. Safi is the one with the "sailor" song.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the changes that ahtal ka makes it up here? Probably the coolest final boss done in a monster hunter game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very very little.
      Final bosses don't return often.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i wish ukanlos never did

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? he's great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slim cause it’s not in 5h gen, but not hopeless. For some reason it and its mech are seperate entries, that doesn‘t help either. Personally I think it deserves a high placement, best final boss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would’ve cool for it to appear in Rise. Fighting against a puppet master makes sense given how important wirebugs are

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn Rise was so fricking shit.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will ShrieKING Legiana do in the vote?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad that the election was only one vote
    It's just going to cluster results heavily for the flagships and leave a huge gap between them and other monsters
    Also as we are now seeing, recency bias is huge

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as we are now seeing, recency bias is huge
      I guess I shouldn't be surprised since the franchise has just grown massively but surely lagi has to make it into top 20

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If white fatalis made top 20, Lagi has enough clout that even people who haven't fought him like him; he's top 10 for sure

        Rathalos is my favorite monster in sunbreak. Literally the best new gen iteration of an oldmon

        I think Garuga got the best 5th gen upgrade, but Sunbreak Rathalos and Kushala are close seconds
        But if you're comparing the original version, literally any iteration of Teostra is infinitely better than how he was in Dos

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is stories 1 worth getting when it re-releases as someone who thought 2 was somehow one of the most fun games of 2021?
    The DLC fights in particular were pretty fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stories 2 was better than 1 in basically every way, to the extent that 1 isn’t really worth playing anymore imo unless you really want to see Simone’s crazy hips or use qurupeco to summon random battles

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Primordial Malzeno > Malzeno

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty high for a monster almost nobody in the fanbase actually fought.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zinogre is literally the worst monster in the entire series and we will never be rid of this furshit animemon

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Black persongante

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fantastic moveset
    >fantastic theme
    >fantastic roar
    >seething that the king keeps his throne

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