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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games anons was fun
    Especially when we matched against each other

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was kinda surprised when you dropped in. Hope you get that kraken badge soon. Had fun as well.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to go back to 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon 2 is still good tho

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I don't see it. Takes forever to get matches, and the qol stuff in 3 makes getting back into 2 feel like suffering at times.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Takes forever to get matches
          well of course, genius

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice rebuttal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          still has better maps than 3 tho

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That could be changing soon depending on if they can keep delivering good maps

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hell, maybe the Mahi Mahi rework can unfrick that shitshow.
              Probably not, but it's nice to dream.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl as an e-liter main i’m gonna miss the old Mahi-Mahi. Hopefully the change isn’t too drastic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as an e-liter main
                no.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP UP THE SUPPORT

    don’t give in to people trying to dissuade you against choosing the correct choice!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was DEAD set on being a zombiegawd from the get go and now amount skeletroon ghostoid propaganda is gonna change that

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake the frick up EVP-ers.
    We have a badge to earn.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVP 999 Climb room up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/4 starting, reply to get in

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll help you guys grind on stage rotation in an hour+, still waking up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, much appreciated

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what would you guys consider to be the best splatling?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vballpoint obviously

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hydra or heavy edit for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ballpoint but ballpoint deco and heavy edit splatling are strong too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ballpoint (both kits) and Nautilus are king right now. Heavy Splatling is in a good position. Hydra struggles a little bit with how slow it is. Mini splatling is probably the weakest but it’s still usable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah and forgot heavy edit. It’s good, I’d put it close to heavy but behind ballpoint and naut. Mid range splat w/ coolers so its pretty well rounded

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These splat zones challenge from earlier tilted me so hard I went full Rambo with heavy edit splatling and now my fingers hurts because I held my controller too tight lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was that slider.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usually don't see a Slider go that far off track without a Cohock smacking it upside the head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was trying to do the Reefslider desync tech where you remain in a spot on your screen but the Reefslider moves forward in the opponent's screen.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss it bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back Bubble Blower fricking cowards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mildly interested in seein how Splashdown would be in 3 since cooler gives you full QSJ, allowing you to do the jump Splashdown much more effectively.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same…the reef was a great level!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Datamines revealed a "Pogo" special, so I'm expecting it to act like a multi-use Splashdown

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing that Splatoon 2 has that better than 3 is the bodies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SP2 SR is full with brain dead even at high professional guess all the good players left

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not going back to SP2 and Im pretty sure the remaining SR stages will get added back in 3

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good lord I don't want lost outpost sure spawning ground is bad but that stage is way too small

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          People cried and said smokeyard would be shit but honestly it’s fine and nowhere near as bad as shitrooner’s gay

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >High Tide Smokeyard Coho
    Haha frick this. At least we got a gold

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like evp just got a bunch of profresh shitters for no reason at all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think Marooners would have done an OK job of filtering the shitters

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's the rotation lads? Stayed up till like 6am so still fairly groggy

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SplatZones with people of Ganker's pool
    Never again holy shit, use your specials

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Errrm but I thought I got bonus points if I didn't use my special during the match?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can only play in two hours. I wanted try to get to 99 but I'm not sure I'm feeling it

    It's crazy how the two shittiest maps have the best looking badges

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's also crazy how they've decided tbe two shittiest maps need to back to back uh the rotation sp you have 3+ days of misery to deal with

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And then just after you have this one

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Night and day, that rotation looks like pure gold

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    J, D, thanks for the Salmon Run games, but the randos are a bit too moronic now and I'm not getting better at this either.
    ggs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg SR room, i was getting kinda buttmad over randos not targeting flyfish with the explosh anyways

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg SR room, i was getting kinda buttmad over randos not targeting flyfish with the explosh anyways

      Thanks for the games

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    salmon anyone?
    there's enough time to go for 1 boss before rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/4

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you guys merge with us after this round

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hurry up then

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVP climb room open

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splat2

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoween finna be kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly how in the frick did Nintendo get away with putting a topless character in a chest wrap in a children's shooter game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver has no breasts, so that makes it ok.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they've had fan service in their games all the way since Samus wearing a bikini on the NES, it's not too surprising. Shiver's design isn't that outrageous

          it's not an uncommon trope

          I mean sure but we've moved into a weirdly puritanical period when it comes to sensibilities jn media (except for gay shit for whatever reason). I don't personally have a problem with it of course but I figured there would be the usual reactionary suspects online complaining.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Japan may have toned down some of their fanservice but they’re still the leaders when it comes to attractive vidya designs these days. They know what they’re doing, but Shiver’s design really isnt that outrageous at the end of the day.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean they've had fan service in their games all the way since Samus wearing a bikini on the NES, it's not too surprising. Shiver's design isn't that outrageous

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not an uncommon trope

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same way they got away with Marina having half an asscheek hang out

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait really?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't see the official render?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still waiting for that official render.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry SR gotta leave earlier than expected

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVP 999 room open

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >already full

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs slappy

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this rotation isn't fun
    people neglecting the frickin super scopes function and its to clear some frickin chums but they dont bother doing that
    splatter jrs not painting and clearing chums at all either. what frickin use are you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting randoms to be chum jannies
      Never happening

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that simply means the morons you're playing with are moronic. It's honestly a solid rotation, but people need to know how the S-Blast plays, the person with the Explosher should try to deal with the Flyfish asap, the Jet needs to pay attention to Fish Sticks and Stingers and the Jr should pay attention to how much green paint there is in the base and paint over it, like you said. This on top of just playing the game like normal. Sadly the quality of randoms seems to have taken a nosedive after the golden wild card rotation on Jammin' Salmon Junction and there are a lot of people in EVP who really should not be there. Playing with a full Ganker room earlier was great, because everyone actually knows how to play the game. The moment one dropped there was noticeable drop in efficiency because the randos that replaced him were often moronic, meaning everyone else needs to pick up the moron's slack.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that makes more sense now considering how often people safely get their rewards and stay evp for the next rotation.
        i've tried reseting during that rotation to go-getter and got up to evp again within about an hour or two and the shit you see.
        the jump from proshitter3 to evp is a big one and people dont adapt quick enough and a lot of it is carries and a streak of special tides.
        in fact i didn't see a single special tide except cohock cannons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it still feels like 80% of the playerbase does not know how to play Cohock Charge. It honestly feels like a lot of people stop the moment they're at risk of demotion, which is fine in theory, but if they never improve then they'll just drag the rest of their team down. At this point I'd be completely fine with a Salmon Run ranking reset every new season. That way they can do a golden wildcard rotation at the end of the season, but all the morons who got into EVP by just spraying and praying with the Grizzco Blaster or something can just get dunked back to Go-Getter and stay there.

          Reminder you'll want to do jump shots 90% of the time with the s-blast. The explosion is bigger and clears crowds better. It does the same damage but short range. Get closer and jump shot
          The JR has the one of the best ink efficiency in the game. You can fire for years and still have enough ink for a bomb
          Explosher is good at painting walls, so do that inbetween waves

          >The JR has the one of the best ink efficiency in the game.
          Sadly I'm 90% sure it doesn't have the increased ink tank it has in PvP. Bombs cost the same for the Jr as they do for every other weapon.

          Want to get into splatlings but know jack shit about them
          Is pic related a good build to start ? What should I consider ?

          More run speed.
          Or just check sendou.ink for whatever Splatling you're trying to use.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're not talking about the ink usage from using a bomb, they're talking about how long Jr can fire and how little ink it uses, meaning it can still fire for a long time and still have enough ink for a bomb.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I did and I took the build from long range splatlings from a player who managed to get rank 21 at best but it's one month old so I don't know if things have changed since.

            I just don't know how much run speed I actually need.

            Not sure what benefit a Splatling would gain from Intensify Action

            Apparently it's because you jump to throw off the accuracy of attacking players or when you need a bit of extra range. I'm seeing a lot of two subs all other the place.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    got an SR 2/4, know there's a few rooms up but ping if you want in, heading off in a minute

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get nervous about playing Series
    Why am I like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to play a lot to get over it, familiarity reduces anxiety

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it's just stupid online good boy points I shouldn't care but I do

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep playing and you won't care about points

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder you'll want to do jump shots 90% of the time with the s-blast. The explosion is bigger and clears crowds better. It does the same damage but short range. Get closer and jump shot
    The JR has the one of the best ink efficiency in the game. You can fire for years and still have enough ink for a bomb
    Explosher is good at painting walls, so do that inbetween waves

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Want to get into splatlings but know jack shit about them
    Is pic related a good build to start ? What should I consider ?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure what benefit a Splatling would gain from Intensify Action

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      which splatling
      build varies a bit depending on what version

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's the thing, I'm not sure yet which one I like the most. To get a good feel of it I need a gear with a lot of walking speed first.

        Probably not the hydra, I want something a bit more mobile.I like heavy and heavy edit but I want to try ballpoint and nautilus more.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're still shopping around you should probably just get three pieces with Run Speed Up and don't give a shit about the non-main skills and play around for a bit with that, rather than investing your chunks in gear that might need a skill revamp down the line. Unless you have ten million chunks lying around due to Salmon Run or insane bronze capsule lock and you just don't give a shit about burning a bunch of those.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gonna do this. Thanks anon

            I didn't knew splatlings were this much fun.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad to have been of some help.
              Enjoy your BRRRRRRRT and hurl abuse at the TV whenever you're faced with an butthole with a Charger who outranges you and completely shuts you down.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got the silver maws badge

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see what seems like a cute woomy in the square
    >yebb voice pops up when inspected
    Hate this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, I already botched this rotation with randos.

    Guess I'll take another crack at the next one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      got a room up if you want in, opening now

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a bit scared now, starting this rotation in a couple of minutes but if randos are that bad at it (which doesn't surprise me considering it's Sunday) I'll just play with the pool.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, what were these randoms doing on the other side of the map during that king. Some people make these way harder than it has to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      amelia* and soraTM have served their purpose

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    999 Room open 3/4

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people still get mad about Chargers?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this really shouldn't need to be said
    but just because you have an explo on the team doesn't mean you can now ignore every flyfish and stinger that spawns

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      S-BLAST and squelcher are both great at taking out stingers so there isn't much of an excuse this rote

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay ggs for me
    wanted to do a boss but it doesn't seem like we're getting there

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino mudmouth wave

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I love Splatfests…if only for all themed art we get of Shiver!

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the 999 room full of anons going for 999 yet ? I'm tempted to do it with you as long there's a group

    Otherwise frick it, in the end it's just a (good looking) badge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Currently yes, but i'll let you know if we get a space free

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No problem, I'll be here for a long time today. And frick, starting three hours late really screw you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Open

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like this is a splatoon thread. Wheres the paint huffers?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs T 3/4 SR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs how do you get so many god damn eggs. I wanna get as good at it as you guys,but when I go for crazy stuff I just end up dying

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kinda depends, sometimes i just focus on killing trash/bosses and that helps a lot. always gotta lure to the basket as well, just the basics really. Either in constant state of killing or egg jockeying/throwing

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proposition: Intensify Action now reduces the penalty for charging weapons mid air

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no frick off chargergay
      chargers need to get the same inaccuracy as blasters mid air

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50.5 vs 49.5

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woomy, Yebby, Veemo or Weyyo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veemo, it's a no brainer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah veemos have no brains

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take that back!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks more like she gives brain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them in every combination

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3M8F
        boring yurishit
        >3F8M
        family abuse
        >3M8F
        extremely based but cuckold devs caved to japs and can't use it now
        >3M8M
        homie you fricking gay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >family abuse
          What?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            3F is an autistic psychopath and 8F is a sissy like all weyoos
            that's a recipe for disastrous levels of abuse

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO HERE I AM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need a full game of this. Nintendo please. I didn't even play much TH, I just have nostalgia from the fact that my brother loved it but this looks great and would be such a good spinoff idea. They could even make a graffiti versus mode that would actually make sense and be fun and cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no charger trying to snipe you from the central tower
      0/10 didn't even try

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still no proper 3rd wave ska in the soundtrack
      sad!

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys you have to kill the trash on high tide if you got blaster/jr, and especially the fish sticks if you got squelcher or blaster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, YOU have to kill trash. I'm going to deposit eggs, you can be the cohock b***h. now bend over.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        that fishstick? nah im gonna ignore it, the explosher gots me covered and i need to really kill this stunned scrapper here

        Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of golden eggs dropping on the other end of the map. I gotta get over there and ferry them to the basket one by one.

        I am not reviving you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          HELP
          HELP
          HELP
          HELP
          HELP
          HELP

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dont need to revive me because Im not going to die. you're goign to die while getting cohock banged and im just going to watch

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can leave after the shift but you know im gonna come back in the next queue 🙂
          since i got the jr im gonna go rush this frickin b***h at the shore now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, YOU have to kill trash. I'm going to deposit eggs, you can be the cohock b***h. now bend over.

      that fishstick? nah im gonna ignore it, the explosher gots me covered and i need to really kill this stunned scrapper here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of golden eggs dropping on the other end of the map. I gotta get over there and ferry them to the basket one by one.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm so glad we're going on the same shift together Anon!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave room
      >leave grizzco
      >remove cart from Switch
      >bury cart and Switch in two different landfills

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take that slopsuit off right the frick now and get your fish smelling ass back to the bedroom

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take that slopsuit off right the frick now and get your fish smelling ass back to the bedroom

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds uncharacteristically nice of Mr. Grizz.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs 999 crew, I'm going to eat

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs, straight wins

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games SR, nice king kills. Going to take a break I think.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how tall are squid/octolings anyway?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Marina is 5'10. So probably around there if not a smidge shorter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh thank god they aren't small and also of age so when i get hit by a truck and isekai'd i will be able to frick them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got taller

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuteness nerfed by at least 50%

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          less cute but still just as funny

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          less cute but still just as funny

          Nah, they are still cute!

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    deposit eggs please

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people complaining about "no eggs" need to realize the reason we can't deposit any eggs is because you refuse to kill anything and only get tunnel vision on delivering eggs.
      Clear the bosses, clear the trash, repaint the turf, and the eggs become a LOT easier to deposit. Also the more trash and bosses you leave out, the more likely people will die, which means less people depositing eggs.

      Stop ignoring trash.
      Stop ignoring bosses, especially flyfish and stingers.
      In the final 30? seconds of a wave, bosses stop spawning. Which makes it much easier to clear what remains and deposit eggs. Most of your egg depositing will be in those final moments. Keep the basket area clean. Stop getting tunnel vision on eggs when we're being overrun with garbage. That is all.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they'll eventually fix the hand placement for every weapon

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the king coho, shouldn't it be fug

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone said that because we have an even number of SR maps, in order to make sure a certain king doesn't only appear on the same maps, the kings repeat sometimes.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs need to take a break

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I had the explosher for the king and flyfish spawned at the other side of the map

    3/4 SR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join for a boss send an invite

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when that one little fricker is just kiting the king away from the rest of us while we are sitting on a nest of eggs ready to throw

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw you guys weren't kidding with freelancers, I did the sweatiest evp 40 game in my squid life. Got matched with the most timmies I've seen in a while and we missed wave 3 by 1 egg. I don't even know how we get there in the first place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did everyone use their specials?
      love seeing that end screen with the orange slopsuit having two packets
      i really wish this game had some matchmaking listing where you put in for a job and you can handpick people, and theres a personal employee score based on performance
      like you could hire some guy who has a good red egg score(which can be bloated with cohock charge but frick it they are doing the job)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not all specials are suited as a panic button, and using something like a Reefslider can be downright lethal on high tide if you aim wrong. And yes, I know that specials should be used before things go to shit, rather than using them to salvage a horrid situation.

        But who am I trying to defend here, we both know the pink slopsuit with two unspent specials was sitting on two Triple Inkstrikes or Killer Wails.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he might need that killer whale to kill the steel eel coming right for him man

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to kill a bunch of flyfish and bullshit on the shore
            >scrapper steals on the kailler wail lock-ons

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would still be a better use of a Wail than that time I saw some dumbass pop his first wail on the very first Drizzler that spawned at the start of the wave. At least the Eel would be an active threat in that scenario, the Drizzler doesn't become an issue until it shoots its torpedo.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              eel is a meme boss that's barely a threat drizzlers are cancer and you Black folk always ignore them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eel is a meme boss that's barely a threat
                if you let them go unchecked at the basket they can frick shit up. Drizzlers definitely get ignored way too much, agreed on that. I'm of the belief that we should just kill all the bosses, but maybe that's just me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you let them go unchecked at the basket they can frick shit up.
                that's every boss ever

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, not all of them have the same "i'm going to bulldoze you" type power that Steel eel as in close encounters. Flipper floppers pretty easy to deal with. Scrappers will respect you when you hit them. Steelheads only can throw bombs at you that are very slow to explode. Maws, once again very easy to deal with and only pops up for a short second to attack. But the steel eel keeps on moving and is invulnerable from the front, stops for no one. It can be destructive if people ignore it, more than other "aggressive" bosses.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i swear everyones playin on mute or the drizzler balloon noise isn't high enough because i hear that little noise and i freak the frick out. dont even care if it lines up i just want that bullshit out of there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Always pop those bubbles. Always just go and kill those frickers point blank if all else fails. The silent killer, drizzler.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Always pop those bubbles. Always just go and kill those frickers point blank if all else fails. The silent killer, drizzler.

                i think like flyfishes, the people who ignore this shit are playing without motion controls. theres no other reason

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every single boss can be a threat, depending on the situation. A singular eel slowly coming towards you does basically nothing, but an eel on high tide Marooner's can completely lock down one of the entrances to the basket area, or it can chase someone down on the grates of high tide Spawning Grounds.
                Just the same, a singular Drizzler at the start of a round isn't going to do much, but one that's left unchecked and starts raining shit all over the area will frick up movement, make it easier for other shit to kill you, like a Steel Eel, or can just give you the last few points of damage before you keel over. It's a more silent killer than the average boss.

                Very, very few bosses can be safely ignored and in the end it's best to try and deal with all of them.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 minutes late to the challenge
    Well not getting gold this time, hopefully getting my free gacha won't be too painful,

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone making a room? i missed it last night

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still need someone? Would like to play some matches.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't make a room, didn't see any rooms
          it's just splat zones so i'm honestly not dying to play it myself, I might just sit this one out

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, thought it was something more than just SZ. I wonder why they do these anyways, seems boring. They should rerun the special rainmaker challenge, that was a lot of fun.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's just whatever, I can get the same experience from just any regular zones rotation.

              Next challenge in a week is looking pretty good though. Random weapons + random clothes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bwasturd control
                it's shit

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, i'm back. Any SR rooms up before I make my own?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      other ones filled up, make the new

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bannedgay here,
    Nintendo isn’t going to unban me, that much is clear. But I’m back in the pool, I have been since I posted saying that I wouldn’t be playing in the pool. I thought it would be a good idea to have a red herring and join the pool silently, so now nobody can tell who I am/was. I was never going to let the schizo win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always known

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the emoticon guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the schizo's fault that I was banned for acting like a homosexual in game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have the reading comprehension of a gorilla

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You replied to the schizo
          don't do that

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There needs to be a salmon run balance, drizzlers are way too tanky and the balloon needs to be at the perfect angle for it to be shot back. Flyfish spawn at shore the whole game, and there’s not limit on how much can spawn. Steel eels, steelheads, maws, scrappers, big shots, slammin lids, flippers, and fish sticks are fine enough and don’t really need any balance. Grillers spawn way too many smallfrys, glowfly waves are manageable given the right weapons but are a constant onslaught that has no breaks in between, meaning that if someone fricks up or runs out of ink your entire team is fricked. Also coho on Smokeyard high tide is just fricking impossible.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >profresh +3 40
    That bad huh?

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG ! Since someone left I'm gonna take a little break. I'll play again around the rotation

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That rotation is fun but rely on team play and trusting others weapons to do their jobs

    I wish I could have the Jr. all the time to make my team life easier because holy **** it's the same as ranked, people are so bad at painting because they're locked in tunnel vision mode

    But honestly, this mode is brutal for randoms because you can't even chose your weapon or role. Mr. Grizz say "take this" and "go to work now"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't like getting explosher because nobody ever wants to back me up. I want to try and kill flyfish but nobody's killing garbage, I can hardly make my way to them, or get to a good vantage point. By the time I do I'm being overrun because once again nobody is killing anything. So I try to clear as much garbage as I can with the thing but it takes fricking forever. I wish I could just get the blaster because none of these frickers want to kill anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The blaster in long range mode is great to open a path but yeah explosher feels bad and a bit clunky when you're fighting alone without someone watching your back. I always try to make his life easier by at least damaging the cohocks around him so he can kill them in one swing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't like getting explosher because nobody ever wants to back me up. I want to try and kill flyfish but nobody's killing garbage, I can hardly make my way to them, or get to a good vantage point. By the time I do I'm being overrun because once again nobody is killing anything. So I try to clear as much garbage as I can with the thing but it takes fricking forever. I wish I could just get the blaster because none of these frickers want to kill anything.

      yeah i try my hardest to protect explosioher Black folk but sometimes something takes priority and i have to make sure we telepathethically know what to do

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation going pretty smooth, looking over my logs only had one wave 3 fail and i'm almost halfway to 999

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo, You Fools

    …You unleashed a Goth Shiver upon the World!

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next upcoming challenge: Barrel of Splats
    >Tower Control
    >Undertow Spillway/Flounder Heights
    >Splatlings only

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds terrible, can't wait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      <span>Baby's first HTML project!<span/>

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah, it's mini time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blaster control again
      >edit/naut/ballpoint: the challenge
      yep definitely taking a break until splatfest

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the smelling burnt toast stroke thing a myth?

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, I have a bit of time to try and jumpstart my 999 climb. Please tell me someone has an open spot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We do, just started a round though. We'll let you in soon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet. I'll head into the lobby and wait in the meanwhile.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Opening now

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the grind might end here for me. Got pushed back to 250 evp and it's hell since

    I died in the most miserable way with the explosher because nobody cared about me

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >double gold from a failure
    I have no words. That entire goddamn game was a mess but we get rewarded with gold? Shit. Okay, gimme like 2 minutes and we'll jump back in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >failed choho
      >2 gold
      Talk about a great start

      Congrats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't get the memo ? You have to throw in order to get gold scales. It makes the timmies AND the good players keep playing

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >failed choho
    >2 gold
    Talk about a great start

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we just failed a cohock charge because they let the explosher go for eggs and somehow missed all their shots to cover him and I had to go revive him with the squeezer while trying to deliver eggs

    two players had gold badges btw. What is happening with this rotation kek

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW? How did smokeyard go from having the chillest low tide to being the biggest nightmare of them all? It's fricking asinine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what increased salmon difficulty paired with non-shitters not playing outside their circlejerks does
      3 great weapons and shitters still fail because they are shit

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 flyfish
    >2 stingers
    We never stood a chance

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run into poolsclosed Gankerro in freelance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you takin down any names?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I managed to get matched against moon runes anon in turf earlier today but he got DC and we had one too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ran into someone from the pool in turf war, he consistently got sub 200 points and no kills
      turns out it was someone with the same name and splashtag, not even joking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like to namedrop but I did run into someone named SplatGOON, yesterday in ranked. I'm pretty sure that's an anon here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        different gooner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly I run into /ink/ers a lot during anarchy and tw. Ran into one who was in the tourney just a few days back

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate smokeyard so fricking much. Jesus Christ.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you gays playing
    is there an open lobby

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I opened a SR room if someone wants to play for the next hour

    Freelancers safe zone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tag me if you want me to open a room again or if a slot open in any SR room

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest grip with freelance is they don't press continue even if it's smooth so it's hard to farm scales with them

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I am please begging you to bring bosses to the baskets on low tide. I know someone's gotta deal with stingers and shit but please stop engaging with lids and steelheads down there. I got 8 fricking revives this game.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol sound like you Black folk are struggling can't wait to try this rotation out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a clown fiesta, not even joking. I like the weapons a lot though and maybe I'm just unlucky

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      typical smokeyard blues. anons think today's rotation will be different because the weapons are great - it won't be

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoever thought these weapons were great are frickin full of themselves and need to stop sniffing their own farts in their little circlejerk of a bubble they made themselves
        im talking to you Black folk specifically in this thread who made it a frickin chatroom.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok chatroom schizo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are great homosexual other than the jet which is as useless as you
          this rotation is pure skill issue, you can immediately see who's actually good and who's a homosexual who got carried

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've got a full boss meter if anyone wants to open up

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys. Guys, please. The basket. Please, just bring them to the basket. I can't fricking do everything myself. I know you guys are trying, but please.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggs! fellow freelancer bro

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 salmon room

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 splat
    >#1 Overall Splatter!
    Cool frickin matchmaking

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Managed to beat the fat frick and got worse rewards than when we failed

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I'm done for now. 2 bosses and 60 VP. I won't lie, it genuinely felt like I was babysitting for most of this time. All those deaths I saw, all the revives, the constant threats that were ignored. It was tough to watch, and tougher to fight through. I'm not even that fricking good, but geez. I don't want to be a complete butthole so I'll give you some advice in that you seriously need to prioritize targets better. Do not go for the drizzler when there's 2 goddamn steelheads right in front of you. I saw that with my own eyes. And for the love of christ, lead them to the basket on low tide. Please.

    Bro, you know I usually playing with you specifically but this was a bad time for it. I'm gonna go eat and maybe try again later.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my b

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      blacklist them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to be a complete butthole
      You know that’s not going to keep the general clean of shitters. At least try to keep in mind who’s room you join next time if certain people are problems. You faced the same thing last rotation

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the general
        Die

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just NameDrop them you fricking pussy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re so fricking pathetic that you’ll cry like a little b***h about shitters in the pool and then proceed not to out them in any way. You deserve to lose.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes you should just suck it up instead of fangfox posting. youre being a poor sport

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gibbs? Is that you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homosexual expects shitters to change without reprimanding them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you’re reading this shit too, so take my advice, stop being a limp dicked homosexual and take matters into your own hands.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Banette, you thought the blacklist was just a meme here?

      The anons here are just lying when they are nice here.

      It's okay to avoid playing with the bad players.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have joined the Brunhilde room

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the very least, thanks for 2 gold scales. That was a pleasant surprise.

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when yoko koko and the big bazookas play their stupid b***h music

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what? I'm done. I'm going to go get impregnated by the salmonids.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >155
    dang we just missed gold on big run

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Felt like playing some grizzco since I fell off splat3 a while back, jumped in and I can't tell if I'm rusty or have always been bad. The group I was with just barely completed the mission, at Profreshional+1. I don't think I know how to use the explosher or the S-blast 92 effectively. It was fun chaos though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro+1 isn't really a high rank so chances are both you and your teammates were pretty bad.
      Plus the Explo and Sblast aren't really the easiest weapons to use.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Radical, I'm one of the little Timmy's then. I'll play a few more and see if I can't remember how to manage hordes, or maybe I'll tank my rank and slowly build back up.

        Explosher have a build in grenade so you can kill flyfish or mudmouth with
        S-Blast have two modes, long range but small radius when you're on the ground and short range but big radius when you shoot while jumping

        Thanks for the info, appreciate that. S-blast felt not great when I had it, but it's probably user error. Felt like it had too low range, but I should probably have better positioning.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explosher have a build in grenade so you can kill flyfish or mudmouth with
      S-Blast have two modes, long range but small radius when you're on the ground and short range but big radius when you shoot while jumping

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver
    ggs salmon

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright GGs, stage shift in 5 mins, might keep going or take a break idk

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no pacifier

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was some good smooth ass games salmons gg
    I'm down to play more

    I still can't say who's grinding to 999 yet but I'll find out before the next rotation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im close to 600, its been pretty smooth sailing. Dont gave 999 for smokeyard yet so I’ll see this through, need to eat now GGs doe, i can hop in in a little

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I'm sure of it now.

        It's crazy how this rotation can be either smooth or miserable

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacklist status?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's black

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please go back to the game with worse movement and imbalanced specials
    nah i'm good
    jk i've never even played 2

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sup reefbro

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got fricked bad by the trash that round with the Expaher in my hands, three tinea I died.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 SR room, gibbs duke and berkel looking for a reliable #4

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok we need a fourth member in SR.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the Jet can shoot the fish stick on the other island

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any 999 grindan rooms?

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahahah oh no no no

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I got a text and didn't even see what scaled we got

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you're in my room we got two silver

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open up a salmon room your god has arrived

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit Brunhilde is on

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone make a fricking room, i need a carrygod

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ there were a dozen Steel Eels jn that fjnal wave

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ready to goon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop that

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn we got swarmed

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it weird how the cephalopods hold the super scope wrong?

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG's M, B, and reefbro. Soild shifts.

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was trying to kil those Fish Sticks but fatass kept bodyblocking my shots

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into hub
    >gay with they in name advertising a discord server for homos walks past
    amazing, everything wrong with hub posts in one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      report the gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should've but I already closed the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't INSTANLLY click x to navigate
      sucks to be you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was in inkopolis going to spike

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if i’m not seeing it them it’s not a problem!
        you do know a good chunk of those post are unironic groomers, right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm here to play a game Black person, not "report person I dont like"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Advertising is against the rules

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine not doing both
            >tfw reporting a troony for troony name after getting enough wins for superbonus and king with it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys sure did post a lot without actually saying much. So, any spots open?

      I reported that fricker last night. If they're still there, I'm gonna go report again.

      >lose
      >get gold
      Every time

      >gold

      throw = gold
      see

      hey we lost too and got GOLD WOO

      Why is the game like this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        new room in 5 mins hopefully

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here we go, found the fricker. I'm so glad you can report these people for advertising. Think this is a different person than the one I found the other night.

          Sounds good.

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any salmon rooms with a spot

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't seen a pearlwoomy post in a while
    Did they finaly get the hammer?

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flyfish in all corners of the map

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon i just wanted to do 1 boss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose
    >get gold
    Every time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gold

      We just lost and got a gold too

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    random osaka

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gold

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    throw = gold
    see

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey we lost too and got GOLD WOO

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS DONE 333 GOLD BANNER GET

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats! I was here to witness your 333rd gold
      cant believe you got that banner before getting the gold maws

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were there for half the scales, I'm sure. gg and thanks
        lol

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright soldiers the hazard level is climbing...Do your best

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw one player left and was immediately tornadoed into an eel

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get it together squidiots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting demons out here

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I told you about the hazard level bro...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren’t the demons

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    clam blitz room doko

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have rollers, duelies, majority of shooters, splatanas, buckets and a couple chargers left to get a ticket for, what should i bring to splatfest?

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright guys that's enough for me for now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs everyone at least I had fun and got some gold

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the EVP report? How much do you guys have?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prof +1, highest I've been
      if anyone needs me to carry them lemme know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      prof+3, shit's too hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      460 EVP
      Probably not gonna make it

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone up for a private battle in 30 minutes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. It’s late for me but I might can make it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just have a regular open/turf room when you can't get more than 4 players anyway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because I don't want to open another room when we switch each match.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wut

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Last night's battle we switched gamemodes every match
            It's also fun when you have nothing to lose, and you play against people in the pool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I VILL MASTER ZE CARBON ROLLA

      im down

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would be down

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. It’s late for me but I might can make it

        I VILL MASTER ZE CARBON ROLLA

        im down

        I'm delaying it to 50 minutes from now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICKING SQIUGGER

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm in the middle of SR and it gives people more time to see the post

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Private battle room up

            I VILL MASTER ZE CARBON ROLLA

            im down

            Maybe. It’s late for me but I might can make it

            I would be down

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              resend le invite

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing but skull and ghost post
    >not one zombie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have twitter

      Here we go, found the fricker. I'm so glad you can report these people for advertising. Think this is a different person than the one I found the other night.

      Sounds good.

      Screenshot?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made a room, hop on in!

        Gonna have to wait till later.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright...hazard's gonna be kinda high so hold on to your hat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the grand majority of skelteon is just Undertale posting
      Tiresome. Thank god for this one guy posting Brook. Did just find a nice zombie post now, though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seen a couple of lord haters. But yeah I'm its 90% sans and papyrus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      majority of posts last splatfest had were frye troons with some big man yet the final results were gear grub fun all over again
      more proof that twatter needs to die in general and get decoupled from 3 asap

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate glowflies with a passion. I had the S-Blast and you got the Jr. but that wasn't enough. Everything went to shit when that freelancer tried to jump away and I got killed in return

    I threw that inkstrike from so far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freelancers can’t be trusted

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You ARE using jump mode for the S-blast to clear trash...right??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's basic shit
        the gun has two firing modes
        the jump changes it to a short range firing mode with a MUCH bigger blast radius. Stand under fishsticks and jump and shoot up words to break them faster. Long range mode does the same damage, but the blast is much smaller. Short range mode is best for clearing trash around you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shooting while standing gives you longer range but shorter blast radius jump shots have shorter range but bigger blast radius

          alright thanks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            always jump shot unless you have to kill a long range enemy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shooting while standing gives you longer range but shorter blast radius jump shots have shorter range but bigger blast radius

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone ever disappointed when a rare low tide happens and its just boring cannons

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOES AMYONE STILL PLAY 3?!
    The naps and weapon kits in 3 being completly ass moronic, turned me off after barely even 500hrs of playtime.

    I had over 1000s of ours logged into spaltoon 1 and 2

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >room is immediately full

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >again
      God damn it, fine.

      You really should've been faster, man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can’t get it every time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          MUCH better. Holy shit, thank you guys. When I saw that first one was a low tide, I had the worst outcome in my head. Thanks for being great.

          Fair enough.

          I seen a couple of lord haters. But yeah I'm its 90% sans and papyrus

          Huh, I only saw the one. Not even a single Castlevania post yet.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not even a single Castlevania post yet
            only boomers know Castlevania that's why you only see undertale homosexualry frick zoomers

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >149 eggs
              Beautiful. Thank you so much for using explosher on on mudmouths. I know it doesn't sound like much, but I can't remember the last time I saw it.

              Fricking kids.

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get explo
    >Keeping an eye on flyfish and stinger spawns on this map
    it's really dizzying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those never ending stingers
      Didn't matter how good we were there, low tide is a motherfricker here.

      The boss spawns are pure hell, and anyone who says otherwise is shitposting.

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know a majority of the people in these threads are SR only but what are your hopes for the mid season patch?

    I'm just looking for Zooka getting gutted

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zooka could use some startup delay, and I also wish Hydra would get a tiny buff. Would it be broken if Ink Vac had a small amount of armor after fully charging?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Hydra is one of the main weapons that are just never going to get buffed because they are strong in the lower skill ranks and they worry if they even buff it a little it'll be even worse

        Zooka startup up to 1 second from the current 0.5 seconds.
        Zooka indirect damage downt to 55 instead of 60.

        This is what i'm hoping for

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zooka startup up to 1 second from the current 0.5 seconds.
      Zooka indirect damage downt to 55 instead of 60.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fix Reefslider.
      Fix Ultra Stamp.
      Fix Toxic Mist.
      Otherwise get rid of all the shit with these useless specials and sub.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carbon roller?
      nerfed
      >Zip caster?
      nerfed
      >Machine?
      BUFFED BUFFED BUFFED

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide glowflies
    Why

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to use both killer waves on wave 1
    >still couldn't get past wave 2
    Christ.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gitgud

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did everyone came to me at the shore lol
    we ended up with an eel in the ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look at me, I was in the back with jet squelcher trying to stay alive because everyone fricked off.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was handling fine by myself, killed one big shot out of two and the stinger but then I saw two people coming behind me with missiles spam and when I tried to dodge it I hit the head of the eel and died kek

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got 3/4 if anyone wants in. I'll start it up after a minute or two.

  154. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 SR yeah
    M if you're still here it's your chance

  155. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18 shifts now of hovering in the 580-630 range
    This is pain.

  156. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Words can not express my relief at getting explosher on high tide, nor can they express my grief and sadness at getting low tide.

  157. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any open sr rooms?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're full right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll make one

  158. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord finally, a win. 1 silver is okay, I guess. Thanks for leaving me to die on that fog wave, by the way. Not like we were going back the same way or anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God you sound like such a c**t.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's kinda cute when he's like that. Don't take it too personally

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We won twice in a row? Shit, you guys are good.

        You'd act mad, too, if you were literally right next to someone going back and they just left you behind on the propeller.

  159. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 sr room open if anyone want to join

  160. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope we get a good freelancer

  161. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that wave 1 was eels city

  162. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we gonna make it?

  163. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PB 2 people GET IN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      resend in 1 min I'm getting on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you meant you needed 2 people not that you only had 2 lol

  164. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 more person for 2v2

  165. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exposher is just so fricking nice sometimes. Flyfish and stingers are not allowed on my stage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conversely, you're one of the absolute worst in the game and clearing trash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought we were toast there at the end. Wanted to use those inkstrikes earlier, but it was so hectic. Still, we won. Nice teamwork there on the propellers with the explosher. I wasn't sure we were on the same page there, but we were.

        You'd be surprised how good it can be if you keep your distance.

  166. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll demote to boost any evp climbers later tonight. good luck everyone

  167. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pb BROS.....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We could 1v1 with a spectator i guess? anyone else want in?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        give em 2 minutes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          resend the invite

  168. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    niche reminder that reefslider can damage a mudmouth by driving straight thru it, and yes it counts as a single bomb toss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like waste unless it's wave 3

  169. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to the PB wait a minute

  170. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shieeet wait

  171. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    well

  172. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll see if I can play for the PB

  173. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  174. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dc

  175. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoever had explosher that wave is a fricking moron

  176. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ez

  177. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 more so we can do 3v3 PB

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would but killing salmon right now

  178. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    5/8 pb

  179. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  180. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOLID GOLD, BABY. That entire game was an intense sequence of events and it was amazing. Amazing throw, whoever lobbed the booyah bomb on high tide fog.

  181. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gold
    we're gaming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks guys, wageslavery awaits so I must sleep

  182. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    good shit good shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG

  183. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  184. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a clean high tide Coho

    3/4 SR

  185. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We got 3/4, an open spot for anyone. Already been up for a bit, I'm gonna go piss. If no one enters, we'll go.

  186. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 SR rooms and a private battle filling up
    PoolsClosed chads eatin good tonight I see

  187. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if we're still 2v2 by the time it's clams time please skip it

  188. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No takers, huh? Okay, gonna head on in. If anyone wants the last spot, speak up. I've given up on getting 999 for this rotation, and I'm tired anyway. One last boss will do it for me.

  189. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow I suck

  190. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I expect Splatune 3 to be nothing but the most vile things these threads have ever said during Splatfest season

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll do that after splatoween

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you'll have plenty of material to work with by then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice anon. i might tweak some things myself to condense it into actual song tracks instead of blog posts

  191. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAST WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

  192. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty cool

  193. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came within a frog's hair of losing that one. For once, I'm glad we had that rando. Good taste white suit veemo.

  194. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the pb is still open after map change I'll join

  195. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah first win

  196. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shieeeeeet
    you can spec me Bottom if you want in
    T.DEENS

  197. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that was a fun zones game

  198. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow what a comeback
    good shit on both teams

  199. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very tough match

  200. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    woo that was a tough one

  201. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoop forgot to tell you im a god at luna on towers

  202. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shouldnt have jumped
    mb

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My bad too

  203. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kraken jumpscared me at the end there

  204. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gigantic sea of bosses in between my explosher and the flyfish. Thank god someone had wails.

  205. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs for me i should go to sleep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GG anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  206. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    love shipshape

  207. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG's I'm gonna eat

  208. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >77 eggs on wave 2

  209. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked that reef up so bad

  210. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hadn't even noticed the rotation was due. Glad to see you two ago. And you, man! Let's get this boss done, I'm tired.

  211. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    try not to rush

  212. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do carbon rollers manage to be so cancerous online? The weapon has no range

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PB host anon???

      ninja swim bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burst zooka is pretty cancerous.

  213. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs PB bros

  214. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ggs pb

  215. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GG bros

  216. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've gotten like 10 mudmouths waves and I haven't gotten explosher on any of them. No fair.

  217. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowflies
    It's literally not possible with this loadout. And of course I had wails for it. At least I got like 10 steelheads during low tide.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's literally not possible with this loadout
      What? It's piss easy with this current loadout (I've done it like 7 times today), you have 2 fricking shooters for fricks sake, just bait them back and forth by surging from the wall to the upper part.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally, one last boss. Goddamn glowflies, man. Earlier was pretty rocky, but this second session was way more fun. It may not be 999, but 250 isn't bad considering how fricked smokeyard is. Thanks for the fights, and the gold. Hope to play with you guys more often.

        >piss easy
        What are you, nuts? Those two shooters are fricking jr. and jet. I like them, but they're hardly suitable for glowflies. Jr. maybe, but it can't stem the tide easily and the other 3 weapons barely help at all.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lesson learned: mind who you play with and avoid the shitters

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who exactly are you calling shitters?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's projecting

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This loadout is not perfect man. It's just too weak on damage. Explosher very vulnerable and slow, Jr. and Squelcher while being good at turfing/range respectively are just too damn weak. S-Blast is pretty good in my opinion, the best of all of them and when I have it I know I can generally survive and keep things clean. But it's hard to put a dent into the trash.

          As for glowflies, wall strats and what have you are all fine and dandy unless it's high tide. This loadout just isn't ideal for it imo. It's not ideal for a lot of things. But it's manageable. Just feels like pulling teeth sometimes, apologies for bumping the hazard. From 40-400 it was pretty comfy. 600 onwards has just been hell, but GGs getting past that hump.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible hard but possible

  218. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should have a scheduled PB ahead of time, so maybe people can decide when they would come or if they want to

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, really? When?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          here

          [...]
          [...]
          I'm delaying it to 50 minutes from now

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meant like a proper day and date. Also at that time you probably won't be seeing that many anons besides late night Salmon Runners

  219. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nooooooooooo

  220. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH WITH THE GLOWFLIES

  221. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you nogami for the glowflies

  222. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shut out on high tide by neverending drizzlers and steel eels
    Haven't seen that in forever.

  223. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 of the way to 999, might be time to call it a night, hands are fooking tired

  224. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queue into Open solo
    >draw some homosexual four stack with coordinated names and outfits
    >KO them
    Feels good man

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