most of you wouldn't be able to name a good video game if i put a gun to your head

most of you wouldn't be able to name a good video game if i put a gun to your head

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AI Somnium Files. But don't play the sequel, it is mediocre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vns dont count

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dont count, chud

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so boring for a corridor shooter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Play on the highest difficulty, fights make up for same-y looking levels. The levels are more complex than they initially appear, there's usually a couple different angles to approach fights from

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think I did play on the highest difficulty. Maybe I didn't like it because I didn't use the slow-motion mechanic much. I didn't need it, and it seems like a really bad habit to start using if you play other shooters (I do).
          I'm just playing games wrong

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dynasty warriors 4

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VTMB

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am making a visual novel. Its probably harder than a proper video game anyway because I have to write over 9 thousand pages of dialogue

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So far the dog shit games you all have mentioned are even somehow worse than I expected. I'm sure next someone will post Final Fantasy XV because of course they will.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roller Coaster Tycoon 2

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde is based and a funny comedian. Why does this guy get so much hate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone without a sense of humor was in charge of the comedy department

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m white and extremely racist and that wasn’t funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe you have the wrong guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His modern content sucks ass now, he hangs around zoomer Bladee knockoffs which are the exact kind of burnouts he would have shat on back in the golden era. Most of the people who follow Sam now are Tradcon teenagers going through their pol phase who weren't even around during the vertical video time period. Those vids, TedX, Whypz, and Street Fashion are still high quality. World Peace had a couple funny bits but now he's just remaking skits like you tripped my wife or the angry CEO one but a lot less funny than it was on the show with a D-tier crew. Nick was the best member IMO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The podcasts with Nick are pretty good.
        Which is like 80% of the stuff he's released in the last 2 years lmao

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stronghold Crusaders

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    witcher 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron ALERT

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Armored core 4

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is it any good

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Insaniquarium

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pacman
    tetris

    you stupid fricking Black person
    you utterly moronic baboon monkey Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek you got me there. i guess some people post here with an iq above 100 but it doesn't look like it judging by the catalogue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pacman
      Trash game showcasing early decent AI that's still in advance of most modern games

      >tetris
      literally a board game autoscroller, not even vidya

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it? Why did he put on yellowface when he killed Abe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't kill a dead president twice

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls 2 ez

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the infamous Sam "troonychaser" Hyde?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kenshi

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dustforce
    RE4
    The Warriors
    Bully
    God Hand
    Sifu
    Pac Man World 2
    Timesplitters
    Left 4 Dead
    Hotline Miami
    Metal Gear Solid
    LittleBigPlanet
    InFamous
    [PROTOTYPE]
    Halo Reach
    Far Cry 5
    Hitman
    Deadbolt
    Risk of Rain
    Splinter Cell
    Rayman Legends
    Jak 2
    Ape Escape 3
    GUN
    Spider-Man 2
    Twilight Princess
    Vanquish
    Killing Floor
    Titanfall 2
    Soma
    Tony Hawk's Underground
    Army of Two
    Gears
    Deus Ex
    Prey (2017)
    Area 51
    Dishonored
    Splashdown: Rides gone wild
    Def Jam: Fight for NY
    SUPERHOT
    Bamham
    Sleeping Dogs
    Jet Li's Rise To Honor
    Max Payne
    Dead To Rights
    The Darkness
    Riddick Butcher Bay
    Smuggler's Run

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all trash except deus ex, and deus ex is a normie game at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jak 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >games from your list that are good
      RE4
      Timesplitters
      Metal Gear Solid
      Twilight Princess
      Vanquish
      Tony Hawk's Underground
      Deus Ex
      Area 51 (the classic arcade game I assume)
      >games that are literal garbage tier
      everything else you posted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice list except Halo Reach is god awful.
      Instantly clocked your age because of that pick, only disphits that grew up with Reach as their first main Halo experience think that shitfest is the best in the series.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw cumtown(without stav)might be working with MDE

    i dunno how to feel about this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unfunny fat frick is gone
      >replaced with even more unfunny fat frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean TAFS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cumtown is nothing but a bunch of unfunny closet homosexuals and Communists.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Intelligent Qube

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pacman

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wario land 4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino tier but i think i like wario land 3 even more

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe the ghost of kyiv managed to kill Abe

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    darksiders 1-2
    now what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're gay?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shadows of War without the transactions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow of war is kino. But the expansions are dog shit and the update they made to the final shadow war was absolute trash even if it added awesome masks.
      There was like one filter to that game and it was the slog at the end to defend and attack over and over and you get a sense of how endless and worthless Talion's continued fight is. Gets reduced to 3 battles instead and game is over.

      Didnt stress this enough but the expansions and DLCs were fricking SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blaster Master Zero 2

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow knight

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jackie chan

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok rabbi

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >name a good video game
    >"no it's shit"
    wow good one moron

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