muhlee thread

muhlee thread

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 crythread over Meleefags/tourneyfags

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee modding just started getting momentum, I hope it doesn't die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we see a polished rebalance mod just to make the low tiers and mid tiers more viable and fun to play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SD Remix tried to be that but people didn't like it, I don't know how you can get people to play a rebalanced Melee mod because the community is too purist for any balance changes.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I unironically play Bowser (not a meme secondary) and I dislike how most mods treat Bowser, there's no nuance to him anymore. Klaw usually becomes too strong, aerials get overtuned on top of already being buffed by a change of jumpsquat (Bowser's aerials are already respectable, just on his awful jumpsquat it doesn't help) and so he loses this identity that's actually quite fitting, Bowser is pretty grounded and more mixup heavy/keepaway if he has to jump, mods tend to denature that aspect of him by overbuffing everything related to aerials.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that most mid/low tiers are pretty boring inherently
        Low fall speeds, defensive gameplans, etc
        Some of them could be made fun with buffs (roy, mewtwo, DK), but characters like Zelda are always going to be lame and boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought Roy would be really cool if you didn't fix any of his problems more than absolutely necessary and then just made him fast as fuck

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are your opinions on falcon? fun to play against? fun to play as?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the player, which is true for most characters but Falcon especially. He has equal potential to be sick as he does lame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you aren't having fun playing against Falcon it's your own fault
      his gameplan is hilariously straightforward, they have really cool movement to mix you up with, and they are perfect combo fodder, unless all you can do is uthrow

      also by far the hardest character to play at low-mid level so you can make lots of mistakes against them if you suck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of course hes fun to play against but I'd never play as him just seems like the sword guy in that indiana jones scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just powershield bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny when they SD trying to stomp/knee you

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that smell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf is that smell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>wtf is that smell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go check your kitchen, there might be a gas leak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that would explain the hissing sound, brb gonna go ch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Noooooo!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the showerhead kills the smashbabby

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like Melee but playing against 4-5 characters 90% of the time is annoying

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's mee lee, pleb

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's play online later
    which items do you guys like using? I think some items are dumb, like full healing, but I'd like to turn on some of the lesser items to Hispanice things up.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stinky winky
    buncha fat nerdos in small rooms going BRAPBRAP-BRAPPERBROOP
    shit stained undies and little crybabies over the treatment they rightly deserve because their game is poopy just like their bungholes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think after 20 years of seething. People would've come up with something new to use as an insult.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh... stinky! Poop! Hahahahahaha! Poopies! Funny poopies a-lalalala-ha ha! Funny poop! Poop funny... wee! Haha, yay for poopy! Good poopy! Poopy funny hahaha-ha haha poo poo poo poo poo poo poop funny, yay! Fun fun poop, hee hee hee. Poop-poopy, yay! Poop make me happy, happy hap-ay ahahahahahaha...Uh oh! I think I made a poopy! Pooping pants, no diapah, that’s funny! Haha-hahahahahaha. Oopsie... poopy underwear now! snickering We want poopies... we want poopies! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha, POO-OO-oOOOooo

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to keep him in your prayers and to keep triple cheeseburgs in your stomachs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally who?
      stinky hoo

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got this version of Melee and thought Link had pink hair

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Have sex with grass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more sex than you'll get
      ur the type of nerd to put controller in your poopy bunghole because the poop gives good luck and also you've a massive faggy fag who likes stinky poop *brap*

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine hating melee lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are so epic bro! look at s being SO FUCK COOL :3
      we the cool kids club
      NO WE DON'T EAT POOP DDDDDD: how dare you say that *brap*
      are those others are bumby n00b, we da best fighting game *brap*
      what's that you want us to take a shower? we stinky? no bitch go fuck you this is our EPIC CAPtain falCON muskypoopysmell ^_^
      oh and also no girls allowed you are poopy and we certainly aren't
      if you don't like melee that's impossible because melee is le epic best fighter evaaaarrrr!!!!!111!!!!! DDDDD:<

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Groomer series.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst smash by a huge margin.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I win.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not playing Yoshi Doc Samus Ganon DK or Luigi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*brap*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i play regular mario

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Sakurai's going to be a gay and insist on not doing much to differentiate Ganondorf from Captain Falcon movewise, can we at least get a Melee tier Dorf again next game? At least he made the right call with his design in Ultimate.

        >Plumber Mario
        Baste tased, he's my secondary. Super fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doc
      mario chads laugh at your gayness

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its:

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee is my least favorite smash game thanks to the toxic fans, but this is insane how lots of anti-melee people here are acting like dumbasses or children. I might not like Melee too much but I can appreciate the passion people have for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based rational non-fan, vocal anti-Melee fags have gone off the deep end and have become at least as obnoxious as Meleefags.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sorta understand the situations from both ways. I have had experiences in my teens where i was judged for being a casual, and, as an adult, I get shat on by others on Ganker for enjoying a platform fighter that isn’t Smash. So I have an idea of what it feels like. Regardless of smash game, there are just some smash fans that just are too elitist, obnoxious, dense, or some combination of the previous three.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come there haven't been any (maintained) projects to add Melee mechanics to Ultimate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the one hacker who did notably attempt a Melee/FGC style gameplay overhaul for Ultimate was a stupid greedy asshole who also decided to have a very public Patreon for the project.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it such an undertaking that nobody could recreate it? It's a shame, I'd love to play with Ultimate's roster but I can't stand the nu-smash ledge mechanics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Project HDR that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of it. Looks neat.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *enhances your tech skill*
    Nothin personnel kid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking sucks being poor

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any good custom skin/stages outside of Animelee?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maylee

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an evo stream somewhere?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Melee
      >Evo
      ?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    had no idea SD Remix got updated
    https://sdremix.games/changelist/misc-changes/
    Bowser's new dair is pretty dumb looking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://sdremix.games/characters/
      and the characters changes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Removed ICG
      what the fuck
      Trash mod

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your favorite player since 2014 breaks his plateau and starts winning
    let's go aMSa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does IBDW stands for?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Luigi

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when your favorite player is a gay and refuses to enter any tournaments because he has a dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have got the dog during covid when he couldn't travel anyway
      but I understand, raising a puppy right is important

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon, he will get 33rd place at EVO in Guilty Gear. It will totally have been worth it to dodge a bunch of melee tournaments, even a big one that happened in Europe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek do you really actually think he cares about the pet and is actually taking the time to take care of it instead of just milking sponsors and spending his days on his phone. i guarantee you the dog is at teh very bottom of his to do list

      he knows the tourneys right now are toxic. high risk low reward since they still carry the same weight but no or very low actual attendance. he ends up losign time and money going to tourneys so he made up this excuse and gets the pass. its such bullshit. he keeps his stock high while everyone else has to fight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember before smash players were getting big on twitch people were like "bro you have to paypig them so they can afford to go to tournaments" and now all the top players are like "i can't afford to go to tournaments because i'll miss out on income from streaming"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean that is true. before sponsors it really was up to the community to fund people to travel. top players now are referring to the fact that they make more money staying at home and streaming or making content over flying and attending and paying for food travel etc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, it's a question of long term decay in smash. If they can keep the community thriving by streaming and feel more financially stable I don't mind. But I wonder if opting to dodge will just create waning interest if new blood doesn't rise to the top quick enough.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mang shows up, he just requires others to show up too. so if hbox and plup and zain go he'll go too. thats how he plays it. hbox will keep goign for his viewers. zain might tap out, and if he does mango might go too. they're in a tough point right now bc people still arne't ready to go to big tourneys and the ones they have now aren't really worth to put it simple. ist like melee needs a shock to its system to bring it back to life. maybe if armada returned

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mango is a faggy egomaniac cringgelord
                Meleefags willforever cling to their creepy cults of personality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still cant believe gary oak is real

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boxx style controllers
    >peach/puff main
    >identifying as a dual zelda/sheik main
    >ranked mode
    >goomwave
    >project+

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what items do ya'll turn off when you're having fun? i turn off fan and red shell. keep green. also get rid of any healing items and star. idk i only keep the pain items in, curious to know everyone else.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You all stink of poop
    Go kys

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Ice Climbers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you laughing at, BITCH

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "I have 0 Personality" pick

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smells like dead crab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HBox shambles into the venue, rotting flesh peeling off his body, barely able to hold his gamecube controller in his cold, nearly-dead hands
      >"Time for my loser's run!"

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man it's kinda sad how much this game makes Ganker seethe.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the "pros" (they actually suck because melee is a shit game) are all fucking assholes and generally dislikable gays that only attract other dislikable gays
    They also groom kids and smell of poop
    You will forever cope, hahahahahaha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a cope post right here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >n-no it's you who is coping!
        Retard can't admit he is fundamentally flawed
        You like a game that attracts poop loving pedos
        Everyone else rightly steers clear from this garbage and the only purpose you have left is to be mocked for all eternity
        That is to say
        You smell of poop retard, even taking the shower won't help you at this point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Melee's not dead, it just smells funny

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only imagine all the anti melee fags as the kid in the neighborhood who always won against the other kids and believed they were hot shit until they attended a tourney and got utterly demolished.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >until they attended a tourney and smelled how much it stank
      ftfy

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After 20 years of seething, surely you can come up with a new joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >second coper making this post itt
      Never gonna make it fag
      You stink and your "community" (of pedos) will never fix that because you consist of socially inept creepy groomers without any self-awareness
      All decent people who keep jerking it to melee are fags who keep enabling the stinky creeps and they proliferate the problem, they don't help
      Now go be a good little melee faggyfag and eat some poop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.

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