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inb4 crythread over Meleefags/tourneyfags
Melee modding just started getting momentum, I hope it doesn't die.
I hope we see a polished rebalance mod just to make the low tiers and mid tiers more viable and fun to play.
SD Remix tried to be that but people didn't like it, I don't know how you can get people to play a rebalanced Melee mod because the community is too purist for any balance changes.
I unironically play Bowser (not a meme secondary) and I dislike how most mods treat Bowser, there's no nuance to him anymore. Klaw usually becomes too strong, aerials get overtuned on top of already being buffed by a change of jumpsquat (Bowser's aerials are already respectable, just on his awful jumpsquat it doesn't help) and so he loses this identity that's actually quite fitting, Bowser is pretty grounded and more mixup heavy/keepaway if he has to jump, mods tend to denature that aspect of him by overbuffing everything related to aerials.
The problem is that most mid/low tiers are pretty boring inherently
Low fall speeds, defensive gameplans, etc
Some of them could be made fun with buffs (roy, mewtwo, DK), but characters like Zelda are always going to be lame and boring
I always thought Roy would be really cool if you didn't fix any of his problems more than absolutely necessary and then just made him fast as fuck
What are your opinions on falcon? fun to play against? fun to play as?
Depends on the player, which is true for most characters but Falcon especially. He has equal potential to be sick as he does lame.
if you aren't having fun playing against Falcon it's your own fault
his gameplan is hilariously straightforward, they have really cool movement to mix you up with, and they are perfect combo fodder, unless all you can do is uthrow
also by far the hardest character to play at low-mid level so you can make lots of mistakes against them if you suck
of course hes fun to play against but I'd never play as him just seems like the sword guy in that indiana jones scene
Just powershield bro.
it's funny when they SD trying to stomp/knee you
wtf is that smell
>wtf is that smell
>>wtf is that smell
go check your kitchen, there might be a gas leak.
that would explain the hissing sound, brb gonna go ch
the showerhead kills the smashbabby
i like Melee but playing against 4-5 characters 90% of the time is annoying
it's mee lee, pleb
let's play online later
which items do you guys like using? I think some items are dumb, like full healing, but I'd like to turn on some of the lesser items to Hispanice things up.
buncha fat nerdos in small rooms going BRAPBRAP-BRAPPERBROOP
shit stained undies and little crybabies over the treatment they rightly deserve because their game is poopy just like their bungholes
You'd think after 20 years of seething. People would've come up with something new to use as an insult.
Uh oh... stinky! Poop! Hahahahahaha! Poopies! Funny poopies a-lalalala-ha ha! Funny poop! Poop funny... wee! Haha, yay for poopy! Good poopy! Poopy funny hahaha-ha haha poo poo poo poo poo poo poop funny, yay! Fun fun poop, hee hee hee. Poop-poopy, yay! Poop make me happy, happy hap-ay ahahahahahaha...Uh oh! I think I made a poopy! Pooping pants, no diapah, that’s funny! Haha-hahahahahaha. Oopsie... poopy underwear now! snickering We want poopies... we want poopies! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha, POO-OO-oOOOooo
Remember to keep him in your prayers and to keep triple cheeseburgs in your stomachs
I got this version of Melee and thought Link had pink hair
Have sex with grass.
more sex than you'll get
ur the type of nerd to put controller in your poopy bunghole because the poop gives good luck and also you've a massive faggy fag who likes stinky poop *brap*
imagine hating melee lol
we are so epic bro! look at s being SO FUCK COOL :3
we the cool kids club
NO WE DON'T EAT POOP DDDDDD: how dare you say that *brap*
are those others are bumby n00b, we da best fighting game *brap*
what's that you want us to take a shower? we stinky? no bitch go fuck you this is our EPIC CAPtain falCON muskypoopysmell ^_^
oh and also no girls allowed you are poopy and we certainly aren't
if you don't like melee that's impossible because melee is le epic best fighter evaaaarrrr!!!!!111!!!!! DDDDD:<
Worst smash by a huge margin.
Imagine not playing Yoshi Doc Samus Ganon DK or Luigi
i play regular mario
If Sakurai's going to be a gay and insist on not doing much to differentiate Ganondorf from Captain Falcon movewise, can we at least get a Melee tier Dorf again next game? At least he made the right call with his design in Ultimate.
Baste tased, he's my secondary. Super fun.
mario chads laugh at your gayness
For me, its:
Melee is my least favorite smash game thanks to the toxic fans, but this is insane how lots of anti-melee people here are acting like dumbasses or children. I might not like Melee too much but I can appreciate the passion people have for it.
Based rational non-fan, vocal anti-Melee fags have gone off the deep end and have become at least as obnoxious as Meleefags.
I sorta understand the situations from both ways. I have had experiences in my teens where i was judged for being a casual, and, as an adult, I get shat on by others on Ganker for enjoying a platform fighter that isn’t Smash. So I have an idea of what it feels like. Regardless of smash game, there are just some smash fans that just are too elitist, obnoxious, dense, or some combination of the previous three.
How come there haven't been any (maintained) projects to add Melee mechanics to Ultimate?
Because the one hacker who did notably attempt a Melee/FGC style gameplay overhaul for Ultimate was a stupid greedy asshole who also decided to have a very public Patreon for the project.
Is it such an undertaking that nobody could recreate it? It's a shame, I'd love to play with Ultimate's roster but I can't stand the nu-smash ledge mechanics.
Isn't Project HDR that?
Never heard of it. Looks neat.
*enhances your tech skill*
Nothin personnel kid
fucking sucks being poor
any good custom skin/stages outside of Animelee?
Is there an evo stream somewhere?
had no idea SD Remix got updated
Bowser's new dair is pretty dumb looking.
and the characters changes
what the fuck
>when your favorite player since 2014 breaks his plateau and starts winning
let's go aMSa
what does IBDW stands for?
For me, it's Luigi
>when your favorite player is a gay and refuses to enter any tournaments because he has a dog
should have got the dog during covid when he couldn't travel anyway
but I understand, raising a puppy right is important
Don't worry anon, he will get 33rd place at EVO in Guilty Gear. It will totally have been worth it to dodge a bunch of melee tournaments, even a big one that happened in Europe
kek do you really actually think he cares about the pet and is actually taking the time to take care of it instead of just milking sponsors and spending his days on his phone. i guarantee you the dog is at teh very bottom of his to do list
he knows the tourneys right now are toxic. high risk low reward since they still carry the same weight but no or very low actual attendance. he ends up losign time and money going to tourneys so he made up this excuse and gets the pass. its such bullshit. he keeps his stock high while everyone else has to fight
i remember before smash players were getting big on twitch people were like "bro you have to paypig them so they can afford to go to tournaments" and now all the top players are like "i can't afford to go to tournaments because i'll miss out on income from streaming"
i mean that is true. before sponsors it really was up to the community to fund people to travel. top players now are referring to the fact that they make more money staying at home and streaming or making content over flying and attending and paying for food travel etc.
Eh, it's a question of long term decay in smash. If they can keep the community thriving by streaming and feel more financially stable I don't mind. But I wonder if opting to dodge will just create waning interest if new blood doesn't rise to the top quick enough.
mang shows up, he just requires others to show up too. so if hbox and plup and zain go he'll go too. thats how he plays it. hbox will keep goign for his viewers. zain might tap out, and if he does mango might go too. they're in a tough point right now bc people still arne't ready to go to big tourneys and the ones they have now aren't really worth to put it simple. ist like melee needs a shock to its system to bring it back to life. maybe if armada returned
Mango is a faggy egomaniac cringgelord
Meleefags willforever cling to their creepy cults of personality
i still cant believe gary oak is real
>boxx style controllers
>identifying as a dual zelda/sheik main
what items do ya'll turn off when you're having fun? i turn off fan and red shell. keep green. also get rid of any healing items and star. idk i only keep the pain items in, curious to know everyone else.
You all stink of poop
For me, it's Ice Climbers
what are you laughing at, BITCH
The "I have 0 Personality" pick
smells like dead crab
>HBox shambles into the venue, rotting flesh peeling off his body, barely able to hold his gamecube controller in his cold, nearly-dead hands
>"Time for my loser's run!"
Man it's kinda sad how much this game makes Ganker seethe.
Reminder that the "pros" (they actually suck because melee is a shit game) are all fucking assholes and generally dislikable gays that only attract other dislikable gays
They also groom kids and smell of poop
You will forever cope, hahahahahaha
This is a cope post right here.
>n-no it's you who is coping!
Retard can't admit he is fundamentally flawed
You like a game that attracts poop loving pedos
Everyone else rightly steers clear from this garbage and the only purpose you have left is to be mocked for all eternity
That is to say
You smell of poop retard, even taking the shower won't help you at this point
Melee's not dead, it just smells funny
I can only imagine all the anti melee fags as the kid in the neighborhood who always won against the other kids and believed they were hot shit until they attended a tourney and got utterly demolished.
>until they attended a tourney and smelled how much it stank
After 20 years of seething, surely you can come up with a new joke.
>second coper making this post itt
Never gonna make it fag
You stink and your "community" (of pedos) will never fix that because you consist of socially inept creepy groomers without any self-awareness
All decent people who keep jerking it to melee are fags who keep enabling the stinky creeps and they proliferate the problem, they don't help
Now go be a good little melee faggyfag and eat some poop
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