My boyfriend just drove me to GameStop to pick up his favorite video game, Metal Gear Solid.
Oh boy, I can't wait to play it!
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My boyfriend just drove me to GameStop to pick up his favorite video game, Metal Gear Solid.
That guy is 100% an alcoholic.
And? Alcohol makes you a man. Don't tell me you're some kind of straight edged pussy liberal homosexual lol.
Liberal cucks love alcohol and local brew ipa. Enjoy your israelite juice at the barcade homosexual.
>implying rightoids don't love low ABV pissbrew lagers
I drink water instead.
>Corporate water
>Not drunk straight from the creek
Weak
>he doesn't consume Raw Water™
Fricking plebs on this board.
I don't drink alcohol because I would probably put myself in prison if I did.
Nice reverse psychology Shlomo.
What makes you think that?
Karl Urban's alcohol brother
the red face gives it away
why dont you have a boyfriend Ganker?
Because most scrotes these days are entitled bitter incels.
I'm too introverted to go out and meet people, and grindr seems hella trashy.
I'm hoping I just find someone in an mmo or something.
because im only attracted to really feminine guys like frank wolf and there are like 10 of those in existence and they also fall off HARD in looks after age 22
because I'm only attracted to straight men
also I'm autistic and kind of an butthole
I have a girlfriend, I feel glad to disappoint you.
I did once. I was so lonely that I experimented with a friend and he turned out to be a psychotic stalker who thought he was trans. One of the worst decisions of my life and the fact that I got my dick sucked on the regular by a gay trans furry is my darkest secret.
Is it easier for gay men to get a partner?
Holy shit what happened to David Hayter??
>I was hold up in Alaska, drinking too much
>no bonus shit like snake vs monkey or skateboarding
Easy pass, I'll play the original substance and subsistence
>Hayter supports the game
>Konami removes his name from the credits
Lel
Btfo
Why are you gay OP?