My favorite Dark Souls boss.

My favorite Dark Souls boss.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is Sif.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good favorite.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has one of the shittiest lead ups though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true and there's no arguing against that. I'd say the fight itself was worth it but that entire shebang shouldn't have been included in the first place.
      Darklurker's theme was also really fricking cool. Almost as cool as Ruin Sentinels' theme.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never fought him because of that, I watched my friend beat him & was content with that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are you this casual? I beat the game without dying + no bonfires for the rings

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How are you this casual?
          I stopped giving a shit about the game by the time I found the second cripple & zoomed through to the end skipping everything that wasn't on the main path wherever possible because I realized the game wasn't ever gonna get better.
          >I did this thing
          I did a thing in gamecube tmnt 1 & will accuse you of being a casual if you didn't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really that worth it. Just did it for 100%

        How are you this casual? I beat the game without dying + no bonfires for the rings

        mr big man over here

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not really that worth it.
          Pretty much sums up my view of the entire game lol. My friend was obsessed with the game though, also 100% it, the dlc & then did it all over again in the next gen re-release.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even know why I 100% it. Up until recently, it was the only souls game I had 100%
            Guess I was just young and had more free time

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That probably sums up my reason for playing the shit out of it too. But boy did I enjoy playing the shit out of it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't even know why I 100% it.
              I have a shit ton of games where I can't come up with a rational reason I even beat them let alone 100%'d them.
              >Guess I was just young and had more free time
              With increasing frequency I barely even finish games I otherwise enjoy, I'm just like ehh frick it I already know what happens in the end & that's if I consciously realize that I'm done playing, half the time I just forget about it & just phase out of playing. I definitely think it's an age thing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wondered if I've just fried my dopamine receptors from coke abuse but yeah, most likely just age
                Or maybe we're just more critical of the quality of games now. Or more prone to thinking "Why am I even doing this"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wondered if I've just fried my dopamine receptors from coke abuse
                I know far too many examples that contradict this, maybe it played a role but I kinda doubt it based on straight edge people I know who hit the same fatigue around the same time. Alternatively I know a bunch of morons & normies who did & did not fry their receptors who never ever get tired of ubisoft games & the like. It seems to be age & upon further thinking about it, not being a total moron / normie thing more than anything else. That & ocd tendencies.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be young and dumb again; the dream

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I miss my youth purely on the basis that everything was so much better, I unironically envy the normies who have a blast playing modern games & just enjoying things that I find to be utterly lacking. I was tainted by a level of quality that will never come back.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God everything in Dark Souls 2 looked like a Chinese factory ripoff. It truly was the Devil May Cry 2 equivalent (though not nearly as bad).

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the developer's internal name of Dark Lurker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Agaduran?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          (agaduran) agaduran

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both of their skin is blue too, neat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A STAND?!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.etymonline.com/word/stand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the lore implications of such?
      Originally I believed Darklurker to be a perfected pilgrim angel.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no lore implications. developer names often mean nothing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        for example, they called ornstein griffith. it meant nothing in lore. just a nickname for the devs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are there any other funny nicknames?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            im going to post a reddit link so dont shit your pants
            https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls/comments/1u0t7e/enemy_nicknames_within_the_game_data_mass_of/

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know, the internal names are not reliable because they were not meant for our eyes, but it's interesting to think about if they still are.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another example.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her brother.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Will they marry after he find her

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes and sex

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is he making this face

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sea Solaire

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same crossed arms...

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw some pics of him getting fricked in his ass long time ago, I should try and find those again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ones drawn by Synma? Good stuff.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hang in there, Skeleton!

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kalameet is the only good dragon boss fight in the series

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who is Midir

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midir > Sinh > Kalameet > Seath >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ancient dragon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinh and Midir are fun fights.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he'd be more difficult.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fitting name for the Pursuer.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't you have to redo the dungeons every time to fight him? Obnoxious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta visit 3 shrines
      Each time, you offer an effigy
      You die, another effigy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just 1 dungeon, which also costs an effigy every time.

        yeah that is annoying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just 1 dungeon, which also costs an effigy every time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The set up takes 3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the setup costs 3, but the retry, which is what the anon was talking about, only costs 1.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      some runbacks on DS2 are so obnoxious i just backup my save on my desktop and load it again if i die to the boss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and it's every bit as horrible as people make it out to be. Repeating a gauntlet for a boss runup isn't anything new for Souls games but the reason this one sucks so much is because you have to use consumable items that are pretty valuable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the caves arent even that bad honestly. as long as you know the layout, you can run past everything. the effigy cost is the only downside. in a game with the top 3 worst runbacks in the entire series, theyre barely worth mentioning.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in a game with the top 3 worst runbacks in the entire series
          1st, Lud and Zallen
          2nd, ???
          3rd, ???

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sir Alonne bos run
            Jesus lord

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              *boss

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, this is worse than the other 2 dlc bonus boss runs. I hardly remember the other 2, honestly. I don't think I ever struggled with them.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the hardest Ds2 boss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe
      I still haven't beaten the twin cats because I hate the Frozen Outskirts too much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        2cat is a b***h, but if youre patient and know the moveset, its not so bad. i think darklurker is worse due to random projectile spam with wonky hitboxes.

        >in a game with the top 3 worst runbacks in the entire series
        1st, Lud and Zallen
        2nd, ???
        3rd, ???

        gank squad and cool ranch smelter.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I ever experienced the runback for Electric Boogaloo Smelter. By the time the DLCs came out I had fought regular Smelter Demon through so many NG+ runs that it was impossible for me to die to him.
          It was just the Runto.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you mustve gotten lucky then. the blue smelter has different timings and patterns than the red one specifically to trip up people used to fighting the original.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't get lucky, I'm just FRICKING AMAZING at the game. One of the reasons I love Dark Souls 2 so much is because you can actually react to the enemy attacks. You don't need to memorize anything.
              Blue Smelter may have had different timings but the wind ups were the same so you knew what was coming.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember Dark Lurker being obscenely easy because I just did way too much damage to him and he went down almost immediately after he turned into two dudes.

      Meanwhile Blue Smelter and Fume Knight took me quite a while.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really have to fight Dark Lurker at the appropriate level for an enjoyable fight which is nearly impossible because who the hell is going to find him without a guide.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opposite for me. One shot Blue Smelter and that die like 7 times to Darklurker. He just rains down spells on you.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a Kingdom Hearts boss lol
    do DS2 keks really?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man, I always thought Kingdom Hearts bosses looked pretty cool.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Seath from King's Field.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        would not surprise me

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moron director want to make a more "cinematic" experience a la sony games
          >Gets booted out
          >Replacement director had to pick up the pieces and make something out of it
          >"yeah let's just make an unofficial sequel to King's Field"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          based ideas and I'm glad they rehashed them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Souls series should've gone this direction

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              agreed. the games like ds3, bb, sekiro and er should have been their own series/one-offs and the ds games shouldve stayed the course.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that's not even everything

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Statues hanging upside down from the ceiling.
          Man that part was so cool. I didn't even know there was something similar in Dark Souls 2.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A well in the beginning area
          That's not a well in DS2, that's a cesspit.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never fought this guy because I was too much of a brainlet to find out how to get to him. My favorite boss is probably Lady Maria

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think out of all Dark Souls bosses she was the one I had the most trouble with. I died so many times to her. It was my first time ever taking more than a couple hours to beat a Dark Souls boss.
      I didn't parry cheese her anything so that may have had something to do with it. I didn't even die to Orphan that much.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast profound still
    >he just stares at you while you beat the shit out of him.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite
    Yeah he's not that difficult but he had a cool build up and he's not overly flashy like some of the newer bosses

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got lucky the last time I fought Darklurker. Once he split, they stayed close together, so I was able to get double damage by hitting both in a single swing.

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