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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I checked the DLC for the game and it just seems that most added bosses, enemies, items, and characters are utterly annoying to play as or against.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop being bad at the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't know since as I said I only checked it out through videos and never purchased it. None of it seems fun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          stop watching people who are bad at the game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being bad at the game doesn't change them slowly plinking away at bosses for an inordinate amount of time to suddenly become fun.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah that doesn't happen on my game, definitely a skill issue. even the armored bosses in rep feel much squishier than shit like greedier or delirium

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          practice

          Lilith a cute?

          yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lilith a cute!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Repentance bosses are hard AND fun.
      Afterbirth+ however bosses are hard but not fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bosses, enemies
      that's the point
      >items
      no
      >characters
      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most Repentance bosses are fun to fght. Most Repentance characters are annoying to play.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're harder. In fact, they suck if you suck, but they're far more fun if you know how to play either t lost or t keeper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bethany is great and so are most of the tainted
        git gud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I said most. T. Bethany, T. Isaac and T. Judas are fantastic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I said most. T. Bethany, T. Isaac and T. Judas are fantastic.

          Oh wait, you meant regular Bethany, she's fine too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skill Issue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get back to work on the deli patch kilburn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped at Rebirth and I’m happy with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bosses usually no.

      Jacob and Esau is shit and everyone should use the Esau Leash mod.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jacob and esau are not AS bad as t. jacob and t. lost. I get why everyone hates them but still.
        I know that sounds moronic and it probably is but as long as you get lucky and your angel deal has two pedestals you instantly win
        if you can somehow force an angel deal early through either a red chest, teleport 2.0, or a joker card that helps immensely
        the insane payoff from something that effects both brothers like star of bethelhem or even the censer makes jacob and esau not horrendous trash

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Esau Leash mod
        wat dat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, this talentless hack literally just decided to ruin his game because he was having a temper tantrum over people not having fun in the way he intended.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the temper tantrum was definitely afterbirth and AB+ with delirium and all the bullshit challenges. the rep stuff is actually balanced pretty well by the PENIS team

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      basically this. Repentance had a few really cool items and charaters, but the overwhelming majority of your playtime will be spent doing the two incredibly tedious "alt paths" through the game or playing as horribly designed gimmick characters. It's really a shame because if the two autstic manchildren developers had an adult in the room to tell them "hey being chased around by a one shot kill ghost the entire game isn't fun, nobody will enjoy it" then it could've easily been the best indie game ever made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried, i dunno, dodging the ghost? using the built-in item they start with to help you dodge the ghost, maybe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >two tedious alt paths
        I literally never have trouble doing Beast. Sure, some enemies are annoying, but it's pretty simple. Plus, going for Planetariums is actually optimal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rebirth + Afterbirth is the best experience, everything past that is garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Repentence is great, pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Afterbirth+ is great, pussy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, Rep is the best state Isaac has ever been in. Delirium is the only bad thing left in the game and even his stain on the game is on a clock.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flash is great, pussy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Real talk, I tried playing flash isaac again not that long ago and it feels so awful to play now. I'm sure I'd get used to it again since I loved it so much when that's all there was but goddamn does Rebirth feel better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            florian ruined the game with his eternal update. he admitted himself he doesn't even play isaac and it really shows

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What did it change other than adding the new mode?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            same. even the simplest fricking things like secret room doors closing when you leave the room, how the frick did we ever live like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because hard mode sped up the speed of enemy tears compared to AB. If you don't want to deal with that, just play on normal. Or git gud

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steakmund I hope you’re working an a new isaac this one is 8 years old

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But it's all in his head

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who's your favorite tainted character bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tainted Isaac. I like having good runs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isaac, because it basically turns the game into Dead Cells, managing the item slots is fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t.keeper for glass cannon goodness
      t.jacob is a fun challenge except when you HAVE to beat some bullshit boss as him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like all of them except for the absolute dogshit that's t. Samson. If I'd have to rank them it'd be

      OP to the point of boredom: Judas, Lilith
      Different game: Cain, ???
      Just fun: Keeper, Isaac, Eve, Jacob, Apollyon, Eden
      When I'm in the mood: Magdalene, Bethany, Lost, Laz, Azazel
      Never if I could: Samson, pre-patch Laz and Jacob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How the hell does tainted ??? play? I never see anyone talking about him, positive OR negative, not that they'd want to anyway considering his gimmick is playing with literal piles of shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think his gimmick is shit pun intended soley because lack of secret rooms and tainted rocks due to his lack of bombs and I don't understand why he gets the soul heart only thing on top of also getting normal shit as one of the throwables if I'm giving up two whole types of consumable I expect something good in return not just rng poop that may or may not syngerize

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tainted ??? has been collectively memory holed by all isaac players who have gotten dead god

          I just want you to know this is the cutest image of Siren I've ever seen. Thank you.

          >mixels
          >/ic/troon hands
          get some standards

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he plays like a weird mixture of dr fetus, basic tears ??? (abysmal fire rate though) and poopmancy
          you WILL learn how to combo your shit together, and you will cherish every type that can cause an explosion, not just the bomb shits
          he's pretty fun in casual runs but trying to minmax as him for the fast/difficult completion marks is annoying due to having to manage the poopqueue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you find rock bottom it's a one item win because you can give yourself sacred heart damage and an insane tears multiplier by using a liquid shit and throwing a holy shit on top of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it’s really obnoxious when you want to make an explosion and need to cycle through 10 different poops at once just to get some soul hearts but he’s far from the worst the game has to offer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty awful when you first start out, pretty fricking powerful once you master the art of kung poo.
          The diarrhea smear alone trivializes many end bosses like Hush.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based fanny-poster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fanny is cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tainted Eve. if you live to get to Caves you've already won the run.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          at that point you should have snowballed out of control and started screenwiping
          you also get free entry into boss challenge rooms so that's also fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bonertoss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T. Lost, because I love the glass cannon style.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been wondering about waiting to get Repentence until after I've cleared all the unlocks for Afterbirth+, but its pretty heavy going. Is it worth sticking at it to get things like the complete Mega Satan unlocks before adding even more characters?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      might as well and go ahead and get repentence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just get Rep, it fixes a lot of annoying shit in AB+, including making Keeper an actual character and buffing a lot of garbage items AB+ implemented to bloat the item pools, getting rid of closet boss rooms, and getting rid of portal enemies outside of Void.

        Thanks anons, I think I'll do that.

        >getting rid of portal enemies outside of Void.
        Hallelujah! Can I get an amen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just get Rep, it fixes a lot of annoying shit in AB+, including making Keeper an actual character and buffing a lot of garbage items AB+ implemented to bloat the item pools, getting rid of closet boss rooms, and getting rid of portal enemies outside of Void.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's your highest streak, Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like 5 or so because i play random characters instead of spamming eden and the game likes cucking me with J&E way more often than it should

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >not a single soul posting siren
    >still feels the need to metapost about it
    You were the cancer all along. Don't reply to me.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're gone but you're still here, so that's a bummer.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just for you I'm gonna post this image. I've been on this thread the whole time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just want you to know this is the cutest image of Siren I've ever seen. Thank you.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only up to 6 more months until this gangrenous tumor is finally cured from the game
    i cannot wait any more bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the only guarantee kilburn could make in the may AMA isn't even a guarantee anymore
        i want off kilburn's wild ride

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tbf every time Edmund says "might" it ends up happening

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe but after "late june" i don't really have a lot of good will left to give kilburn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one year, two updates
        >more regular updates
        hey it's just like better items on t. lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >probably won't see the update hit until winter
        fuuuuck man i just want to start my second save file

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They maybe might fix greed mode?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes I wonder what would Isaac be like if it were handled by devs who weren’t complete morons

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To a certan extent it wouldn't be as good. Because only a complete moron would keep updating and DLC-ing the same game for 200000 years instead of making a sequel.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY RUBBER SIREN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I blame this guy for killing these threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he abandoned them in their time of need instead of drawing more. How could he?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not kilburn for leaving the DLC half-finished to stagnate for 6 months as people waited for an update that was teased to release months beforehand
        >not the loomis schizo
        >not the /vg/spamming schizo
        >the anon contributing original content to the threads is to blame
        Shut the frick up and find Transcendence in a secret room.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muh OC

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            go back to /ic/, crab

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        him and the guy shilling his coom folder.
        that was when the threads transitioned from actual game talk to just "Ganker waifu thread #342"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >anons posting the same images every thread
          >archive is created
          >no need to do that anymore because people can just go to the archive instead
          dumb revisionist

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone was already sick of waifuposting back then, manly due to azazelgay's doing, but then this dude started shilling his coom folder and now every 5 minutes there was a post about how the folder wasn't updated in the last 5 seconds or posts about reaching "le big numbers" in said coom folder.
            And it just kept further escalating into non-game talk and waifugayging got worse than it has ever gotten, to a point that it was even worse than the azazelgay, and that's saying a lot.
            >no need to repost the same images anymore because people can just go to the archive instead
            Lol, that did not stop any of them and you know it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. You're blowing shit out of proportion, nobody cared about any "le big number" other than the 1000th which lasted for a grand total of 5 minutes, and I know for a fact that screaming about updates never happened because the anon managing the archive was autistically updating it every day without fail.
              Waifugayging might have reached critical mass during September/October when discussion was drying up since everyone had either already brute-forced the unfinished characters to get Dead Gods and moved on and the rest of anons were just trying to keep the thread alive by doing something other than posting "WHERE PATCH KILBURN" until the November update actually released, once it did everyone was back to talking about the game and screaming about Kilburn's unnecessary nerfs.
              I know what happened because I was there, so making shit up won't work on me.
              >Lol, that did not stop any of them and you know it.
              You're wrong but I'm not going to change your mind anyway. Keep bringing her up out of the blue like

              [...]

              , I'm sure you're not digging your own grave.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's funny how azazelgays and sirengays always the big bad waifugayging boogeymen but one of the most notorious ritualposters that were turning these threads into /vg/-lite even before the archive became a thing was an anon who kept posting "lilith a cute" with a heart locket gif. but nobody ever seems to remember lilithgays. curious, that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He moved on to the waifu thread i suppose.

                Also lilith>siren

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because the "lilith a cute" poster only posted that once per thread like the spindown dice poster does, instead of a million times per thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >once per thread
                Judas's Tongue has appeared in the Basement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because the "lilith a cute" poster only posted that once per thread
                Blind Rage has appeared in the Basement

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You make the threads sound like they were no different than Kanna threads when in fact they weren't like that at all, vidya discussion was still taking up most of the thread even way after people were getting frustrated with how long the late june patch was taking to release.
              But we both know you're being a disingenuous moron to keep this thread alive and don't have a shred of evidence to back your claims so here's your (You).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        him and the guy shilling his coom folder.
        that was when the threads transitioned from actual game talk to just "Ganker waifu thread #342"

        >be moron
        >there is one kind of post disrupting vidya discussion
        >don't know how to filter those posts because moron
        >scream loudly about it
        >there are now two kinds of posts disrupting vidya discussion
        Fricking antisirengays have always been just as bad if not worse than sirengays. It's piss easy to filter sirengay image MD5s (especially since they only repost the same 10 or so images out of literally over a thousand that aren't chicken scratchings) but your whiny moaning is impossible to filter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just filter the waifugays bro
          >thread reduced to like 20 posts out of 500 actually talking about the game
          yeah thanks it's like i'm really browsing /vg/
          no. frick you, i will not bend my knee over this. frick you for defending this shit and frick all those morons for obsessing over this troony's oc and frick artists and modders included for creating more content over that troony's self insert THAT SHOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THE GAME. THE FRICKING THING DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS FRICKING GAME, OBJECTIVELY.
          we had a good fricking game with good fricking threads where we actually discussed videogames undisrupted by the usual Gankerhomosexualry for YEARS, it was an actual fricking oasis in this cesspit of a board, nevermind the only place you could discuss this game, and that troony ruined everything with a SINGULAR FRICKING CHARACTER, and you homosexuals couldn't even see the warning signs that it was a troony and just sucked its wiener because you can't fricking be exposed to any female characters.
          i fricking hate what you people have turned this website into. frick you.
          don't even bother replying to me i'm gone

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna use the dice!

    [...]

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i only play the game without any dlcs and only play as azazel

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even play this at this point, there's so many different version. Each version costs a lot of money too. Fricking greedy bastards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get Rebirth
      >see if you like it
      >complete that
      >if you do get AB
      >complete that
      >get both AB+ and Rep (AB+ on its own is shit and Rep fixes the shit parts)
      >complete that

      >Each version costs a lot of money too. Fricking greedy bastards
      anon the game and all of its DLCs have been on sale like 6 times the past year, in fact they're on sale right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why can't it be just one game? That's too much for something that's formerly just a flashgame

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is the concept of expansions or DLC foreign to you anon? rebirth released nearly a decade ago, your average player didn't fork out the money for all the xpacs in one go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it makes sense when you realize how long it's been out for, and how much content the DLC adds
      there's really no other game like it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS IT

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3 siren posts vs 12 posts whining about them
    hmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were always the real cancer. Just filter them out, they never provide any meaningful posts and there's no reasoning with them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        at least the pointless arguing they spawn help keep these threads alive...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, posts complaining about the complaining like yours don't provide any meaningful posts either.
        And neither does this one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    new player here. is it just me or it takes forever to kill enemies early on? i feel like i need damage items or otherwise the game is unplayable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah you're not the only one who feels that, that's definitely a common complaint with the game, especially when finding 2x2 rooms
      personally i just hold R until a treasure room shows up right next to spawn, navigating chapter 1 for the nth time on base stats ceases to be challenging or fun by the time before you're even halfway done with the characters

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been out of the loop for a while, are they still redoing the Void and Delirium eventually? I think I saw somehting about the late game floors (corpse, sheol, cathedral) getting alts too, any word on that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delirium is the only guarantee before Kilburn closes up shop. Mortis isn't going to happen, neither are alts for Sheol or Cathedral. Mausoleum will likely stay barebones compared to Antibirth.
      Here's a QRD of the last AMA, in May, if you haven't seen it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    then you'll like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not enough content. nowhere near enough content.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >only finished one past
        >didn't unlock robot
        >didn't unlock bullet
        >didn't unlock gunslinger (understandable though cause it's hard asf)
        >didn't finish the unfinished gun
        >didn't complete the game
        just my guess, I might be incorrect

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no i 100%'d it, then dropped the game because it lacks the variety to keep the game fresh after the fact that isaac has. though to be fair isaac has a lot more years of development behind it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it just costs too much buying all these community-fricking-made DLCs for Isaac (3rd world issue), while EtG has been updating the game with content of incredible quality for free. also it has actual lore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >hasn't been updated since may 2019
              okay buddy
              >playing a roguelite for lore
              anon...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >adding a fan-made mod that you could have bought for free to purchasable DLCs is an update, mkay?
                never said I play roguelikes for lore, but it really adds flavor to the experience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                repentance isn't just antibirth moron, antibirth didn't have tainted characters or the ascent path, for beginners
                >never said I play roguelikes for lore, but it really adds flavor to the experience.
                oh yeah i'm sure that makes your 1000th run ever so flavorful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had fun getting finished gun
      The major filtersproblems are
      >it's slow (turbo mode somewhat remedies this)
      >most rooms have multiple waves of enemies adding to the slowness
      >combines an item tier rarity system and the special item system from Isaac meaning getting broken is relatively rare but run variety suffers for it
      >all bosses have boss armor unless you are broken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boss armor on everything
      >Rooms are painfully slow to go through
      >Every weapon is broken down into "use this on chaff" or "Save this for the bosses" or is a joke item
      >Took two updates to make drops fair with the ammo split box and keys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still do runs from time to time, but the game is just way too lacking in content. There's not enough stuff to do in each run. With Isaac there's a billion ways each run can go, but with gungeon all runs feel the same with the only slight variety coming from extremely rare occurences like unique encounters and synergies. It's style over substance.
      Not to mention the moronic fricking anti-fun mehcanics like magnificence and the rat. Armor is useless too, just health with a blank attached to it. Doesn't save from failing to perfect a boss fight like blue hearts in isaac do, doesn't protect guon stones, basically does frick-all and only drops once or twice every run.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have near 100%-ed the game and it fricks up everything I find really fun about Isaac.
      The big sin is that the game doesn't give you enough power over how the run goes other than shooting well and not being hit.
      >Only rule to secret room generation is "not intersecting with another room", bomb-equivalents can't be stockpiled over multiple floors
      >Pickup generation is ridiculously strict and heavily RNG based
      >Extremely limited number of "proper items" per floor, many of them focused on utility rather than meaningful offensive or defensive strength- and you're not likely to get even the majority of items per floor if your key generation isn't lucky as frick
      >The extra floors are all gated behind keys, blanks, and/or money, meaning the benefit you SHOULD be getting from extra floors (multiple extra items, more pickups) are significantly lessened
      >In the rare case that the game hands you a random encounter that gives you more stuff than average, you didn't do shit to earn it
      Contrast this with Isaac, where the alt path has more item choices, where the secret room system lets you use your own damn judgement to obtain extra resources rather than playing well and praying for RNG, where you are fully able to stockpile every resource the game will ever expect you to spend, where the game errs toward letting you generate infinite items over forcing you to stick with the pathetic amount it'll just hand you.
      Add to that the game's weaker enemy variety and boss variety and runs tend not to feel all that interesting overall. Nothing really distinguishes them from one another.. You dodge and shoot. Maybe, if you're incredibly lucky, you get an item or a gun that makes dodging and/or shooting easier. Few to none of them worth using actually require unique strategies to dodge or shoot well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gungeon is like if isaac had no meta play and was literally just dodging and shooting the entire time, but nuclear throne does that way better.
      having 100%ed it myself, i can safely say i would not recommend it to anyone at all.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone got their Dead God months ago at this point. Why are (You) still here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i am hoping for a miracle to recapture the magic of early/mid 2021 isaac threads, it was the only time in years i actually enjoyed being on Ganker, even though i haven't started up the game even once since getting dead god in december

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unless we somehow get another repentance-tier content update, it's permanently over

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we will! mewgenics will flop because it's been in the oven for about a decade now and edmund cannot stay away from his lightning in a bottle

          there was no magic, it was just dick size measuring contests and finns shitposting, the equivalent of "you didn't beat the game"

          why mod a perfect and complete videogame?
          [...]
          I agree with [...], it was just people seething about the difficulty increase and steakposting

          t. missed out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was no magic, it was just dick size measuring contests and finns shitposting, the equivalent of "you didn't beat the game"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why mod a perfect and complete videogame?
          [...]
          I agree with [...], it was just people seething about the difficulty increase and steakposting

          revisionists are out in full force today

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you are. the threads were always just blogposting about your run, screaming at kilburn for any and everything, and drawgays whoring themselves out to waifugays, not just siren either
            but you were probably part of that one so i expect this post to have the same effect as me talking to a wall

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So why are you here? Enlighten me with your no doubt pretentious holier-than-thou post.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                curiosity to see what people were possibly talking about well over a year after the game entered public alpha, and well over 6 months after it actually released in a finished state, foolishly expecting videogames, but all this thread is is waifugays longing for when they were group-gooning as they phallated any drawgay that would make chicken scratchings of their favorite variation of isaac in a wig so i guess you have a point, there's nothing of value in here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like every new game that gets threads on Ganker, the threads for it are only good in the first month or so, everyone who sticks around afterwards expecting the same are delusional.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but the threads were pretty solid for much longer than a month, mainly due to amount of content there was to complete and its difficulty, it was only when people started getting to the clearly unfinished and rushed characters that the honeymoon period started to peel off and picrelated started kicking in in July.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for news about the Delirium patch so I can start another save file. Also these threads are still pretty good (even considering how low Ganker standards are) if you hide the metaposting homosexuals, and if they live past 100 posts.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw watching the true ending cutscene for the first time

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats some good mods besides unfinished for REP stuff? I'm looking forward to Fiend Folio, Retribution, and Deliverance, though who knows how long that'll all take.

    My personal modlist has consisted of
    - Alt Horsemen
    - Splashy/Roghorn
    - Gutso the Great
    - Job
    - Andromeda
    - Mastema
    - Arachna
    - Steven
    - Sodom and Gomorrah
    - The Stranger
    - Tainted Treasure Rooms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why mod a perfect and complete videogame?

      i am hoping for a miracle to recapture the magic of early/mid 2021 isaac threads, it was the only time in years i actually enjoyed being on Ganker, even though i haven't started up the game even once since getting dead god in december

      I agree with

      there was no magic, it was just dick size measuring contests and finns shitposting, the equivalent of "you didn't beat the game"

      , it was just people seething about the difficulty increase and steakposting

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BETHANY!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's just isaac in a wig bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        all waifuBlack folk are prison gays irl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        isaac in a wig got me acting unwise

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          please repent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forgetting sharing tips with your fellow anons
    >forgetting breaking the game in half with your fellow anons
    >forgetting sharing tips like that one strange mausoleum room with the strange rock that would create a frickhuge bridge if you blew it up
    >forgetting the drawprompts and collages
    >"grrrr it was actually all waifugays all the way from post 1 to 500!"
    >"grrrr the archive anon who specifically asked anons to keep discussion about his archive to a minimum because he didn't want to make the threads about waifuhomosexualry!"
    I'm not even angry. I just feel sorry for your selective memory that can only store bad things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the time go?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so anon, what do YOU pick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      C-Section or Birthright, depending on the character.
      R Key is a good pick too but if I have Death Certificate unlocked then I'm playing runs for fun so I don't want to make the run last too long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a good thread

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so, transcendence?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no thanks, i'm not a fan of celeste threads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glitched Crown. I'm convinced nobody picks it because it filters them despite being the best (non Death Ceritficate) item in the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes willingly ignore it because it most often drops during runs that are already busted, and it just becomes too exhausting to carefully pause-abuse my way to good items

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Backstabber.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Glitched Crown. I'm convinced nobody picks it because it filters them despite being the best (non Death Ceritficate) item in the game.

      literally no excuse to being dogshit with its the timing when you can abuse pausing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wow, that sure sounds like fun and not tryhard cope
        great job anon, I'm sure your parents are proud of you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shhh, shhh, it's ok anon, keep practicing and maybe one day you too will be able to handle very generous 0.2 second window timing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like the item and take it every time, but you're being a disingenuous homosexual if you think it's worth wasting death certificate on

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How is it a waste? Unless you're using DC so late into the run you already ran out of Treasure and deal rooms to actually benefit from it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the run. A cool synergy >>> one top tier item

      Once you have Dead God, at least.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sacred heart for the damage

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone got their Isaac merch from the Four Souls Kickstarter, yet? I'm still waiting for my Lilith plush.

    Also, are you going to support the ambiguous next one that's supposed to be an Art Book or something? If it's just a big zine with fan art, I'll be hesitant about buying one unless it includes a reprint of OG Isaac's development sketches on top of the sketches made for Repentance and previous DLCs. I always love seeing that in-house development shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ambiguous next one that's supposed to be an Art Book or something
      wasn't that the shitty shirt+stickers+cards lootboxes that got revealed like 3 months back?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh. Thanks for reminding me.

        My brain apparently memory-holed that out of denial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still waiting too, still mad my "complete" collection ceased being complete before i was even allowed to touch it because of the lootboxes

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do we still steak??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kilburn may cause the mystery white sauce to go out of stock for good later this year, but steak is forever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe they added new phases to this fricker in repentance instead of fixing bullshit like this

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is fiend folio done yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imaging being shithead dev and wasting time making a joke mod instead of fricking finishing the actual one
      morons

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lilith a cute?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the cutest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love her bros

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i need more yellowparrot lilith.
        too bad he's only doing furgay shit nowadays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i need more yellowparrot lilith.
        too bad he's only doing furgay shit nowadays

        Let’s just appreciate the ones that they gave us for now

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i cannot stand tainted lazarus even post buff
    i suffered through t.lost but i can't bring myself to play this game now that i only have t.jacob and t.laz left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. laz is much easier than both t. jacob and t. lost i don't understand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t.lost was fun to play. t.laz is unbelievably annoying and boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I kept a few easy completion marks till the end, as the light at the end of the tunnel
      Item hunting for dead god was fun though, lots of spindown dice shenanigans

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >48 loss streak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      How?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was forced to play Greedier mode

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to play more of this game for fun but if i have to clear another 2x2 room in chapter 1 on base stats i'll want to commit plan c irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this game is a lot of fun to play 2 beers deep (minimum) or with my morning coffee
      can't go wrong with a regular isaac run to the chest

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how's the switch version?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bls respond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of the few laggy moments its pretty good

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too, Anon, me too. Trying to achieve 1k hours in it.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cheated t. Lost and t. Jacob. I did that "no health no mantle lmao" shit once in Rebirth and it was the most miserable experience I've ever had playing Isaac. There are also plenty of thin room playouts that can 100% get you ghosted as t. Jacob. Frick that garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t.lost was not nearly as bad as I was expecting, the holy card drops significantly increase your survival rate
      as for t. jacob yeah some room layouts suck but at least the lost transformation resets when you enter a new floor

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >isaac has easily accessable co-op multiplayer
    >no playthrough with Ganker anons has ever been attempted
    Remedy this now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he picks Azazel or Tainted Judas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the game is clearly not made for multiplayer with strangers and it's very easy to just grief runs with t. keeper or t. jacob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be hell on earth fighting over red hearts as half the Tainted cast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just have someone play as t. maggy, red health for everyone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to post your steamid to the host, and most people don't want to do that with strangers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to take some huge balls to share your Steam ID here and pray to God only the people you actually want to play with connect with you and not some crazy people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has been attempted, but it was fricking awful.
      half the time it was just me and another guy who would quit the second he took red heart damage, and the other half of the time it would be some guy who really wished he was playing singleplayer and israeliteed all the items.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Isaac but competitive, like you both spawn on the floor in different places and have to race to the end first to get a reward. You can both kill stuff but you can't hurt each other.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tainted Forgotten

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not as fun as regular forgotten
      2 health bars + bone hearts + the soul >>>>>> throwing gimmicks + no cool bone heart mechanics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      killing delirium on this guy was such a fricking pain. just stay the frick still you spastic cumblob.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the vanilla shop items like Compass, Map, and Ladder need to have their base price reduced to 7c. The power creep in this game means you're never going to actually drop 15c on these when there's tons of better investments. They are helpful items, but they pale in comparison to literally anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if kilburn does end up changing the prices for items, but he makes the better quality items 30c instead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      first two are great boss rush / hush items and ladder is good for what it does, and it makes flooded caves significantly less cancer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I was going for Hush I would still take nearly any other shop item over map and compass. Shop has a hefty amount of shitty active items, but the number of items that are better and more beneficial to any run in general far outweighs the benefit of map or compass. Mama Mega will literally clear a floor for you and costs the same amount.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          of course you’d take mama mega if you wanted to do hush it’d let you min max for the rest of the run

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the shop is in such a gamble right now it may as well be another arcade
      >you can have a full shop full of worthless or situational junk like compost pile, moving box and king baby
      >you can have gamebreaking shit like modem, birthright, mama mega, voodoo head, or a wide selection of battery items
      >or you can get a shitty downgraded shop with nothing but a single pill for sale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        T. Keeper's shop should unironically be how the shop functions for all characters. It's how shops function in other item-hoard rogelikes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about they get buffs instead?
      >Stepladder goes over one-thick walls of rocks too, making it an accessible bootleg flight only beaten in ease of access by much more luck-based options (Fate from a gold chest, Spirit of the Night, etc.)
      >Map enhances other room-knowledge items (cracked orb, spelunker hat, etc.) with doubled effect, also makes floors generate appx. 2 (basement)-6 (womb) extra regular rooms that are less likely to have enemies in their layout
      >Compass adds a chance for floors to generate an extra shop, curse room, sacrifice room, library, or bedroom

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tainted Apollyon sucks so much ass. You think they would have learned from regular Apollyon that having shit base stats is boring as hell. You spend most of the time playing catch-up instead of making interesting decision.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even register Apolyon or t. version as characters that fit in with the rest of the lineup, Apolyon feels like he got inserted by a mod.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apollyon and the Void item are unironically unfinished. Design doc that Edmund leaked showed that Apollyon was originally going to have slightly higher base stats than Isaac and flight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even register Apolyon or t. version as characters that fit in with the rest of the lineup, Apolyon feels like he got inserted by a mod.

      both apollyons are pretty dull and tweaking them to stand out from the rest of the roster is one of the things kilburn is planning to do if he has spare time while working on the delirium rework which means it probably won't happen

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where are the DRIP SHOES ITEM man

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alabaster box in the first layout of a shop with restock machine
    >get soul heart every reroll
    >also pick up schoolbag and diplopia
    >use in secret room for bonus reroll potential just in case
    >eden's soul
    >duplicate it
    >use Habit and some extra soul hearts to charge it, plus batteries
    >keeper's sack and lost contact from the second eden's soul
    god I fricking love isaac sometimes

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tainted keeper and tainted jacob both filter me, what do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tainted keeper
      play faster and more aggressive, visit shops, ignore the first item room and get a planetarium
      >tainted jacob
      learn to bait esau

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't someone just make a mod for the Delirium boss fight to make him less bullshit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard Mode Major Boss Patterns at least makes the fight into something pretty interesting

      This is updated for Repentance but it's not totally up to speed with some of the visual changes

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    D6? More like see dicks!!!!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's next for Ed Moon tho?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's making his cat breeding/TRPG game. It may come out at some point, too.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great seed with Maggy on Greedier Mode.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Binding of Reddit

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Certified Pog Moment

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