>My son...

>My son... it was you! You were the Horus Heresy all along!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So maybe he really is the warhammer 40 thousand...

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you'd think the name would have tipped me off, but no!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe the the real black crusade were the friends we made along the way…

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >And I am a space marine, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are those shiny things in his forehead flattened bullets?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're interface implants to allow him to link his implants with his helmet interface when he wears it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wrong

          They're service studs, you get one for every century of duty.

          right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're service studs, you get one for every century of duty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can four studs even handle a space marine?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >400 years
          wasnt the mask bloodangel chapter master one of the oldest serving people in the imperium and he was only 500 something? this guy must be pretty old.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I could be wrong, but wasn't it due to them wanting to tie primaris into the game so they had to jump like 200 years forward or something?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BA chapter master, Dante is his name, was stated to have lived for 1000+ years
            that makes him the oldest living loyalist space marine who isn't a dreadnought
            as for titus in space marine 2, i'll have to go with

            I could be wrong, but wasn't it due to them wanting to tie primaris into the game so they had to jump like 200 years forward or something?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He gallivants as they please like some kind of...Rogue Trader.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dad, shit like this this is exactly why I rebelled. You need to stop with the shitty puns. This is an intervention.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't say that

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You thought I would stop at ONE heresy, Father? What a fool you are! You are not ready for the Horus Heresy Second Edition!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the emperor of man a virgin in addition to being a reddit atheist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he probably fricked erda at one point before becoming the emperor, he may have found love even before her
      that is, of course, if you even want to acknowledge erda's existence

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