>My younger cousin wants to get into Pokemon

>My younger cousin wants to get into Pokemon
>Says she doesnt want to play any of the new ones as "been told they're bad"
>Help her to set up Fire Red on her laptop
>Two weeks later and after multiple attempts she's at last beat the elite four
>This is her team

Is there hope for zoomers after all?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    quite based on choosing bulbasaur as a starter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that’s a kino team.

      It's not really a zoomer problem as it is a normalgay problem.
      >Is there hope
      No, but your cousin is based. A light in the darkness. Good team. 6/6

      Kino team

      Seconding this (only if she's 18+)

      This team is only based if she didn't plan her team beforehand. Otherwise, cringe.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that’s a kino team.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really a zoomer problem as it is a normalgay problem.
    >Is there hope
    No, but your cousin is based. A light in the darkness. Good team. 6/6

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post pics of her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino team

      Seconding this (only if she's 18+)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >14 year old
        welp call me in 4 years m8

        Being attracted to hags doesn't make you look cool.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why call you in 4 years?
          Just frick her now or something

          how does waiting for the earth to orbit around the sun 4 times suddenly makes it ok for you

          >pedoshit
          Why are straight males like this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Evolution. Men who like infertile hags don't get to pass on their genes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              mad how indoctrination is so powerful
              no man screams pedophilia and fear a century ago

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How familiar are you with the opinions of people a century ago?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino team

      Seconding this (only if she's 18+)

      Yeah don't think I'll be doxing my 14 year old cousin on Ganker

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      This team is only based if she didn't plan her team beforehand. Otherwise, cringe.

      Only time she seemed to have a dilema was when she was unsure if she wanted to use the Lapras she got or Psyduck or Seel as her water type

      She went with Psyduck as she thought it was the cutest

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck, too old. Abandon thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >14 year old
        welp call me in 4 years m8

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why call you in 4 years?
          Just frick her now or something

          how does waiting for the earth to orbit around the sun 4 times suddenly makes it ok for you

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there hope for zoomers after all?
    Yes. But you might want to figure out which parts of the Internet she's been to if she keeps encountering people saying nuPokemon is bad.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Types not overlaping. Nice.
    Solid choices as well

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty impressive. how did a newcomer to the series understand the importance of a balanced team?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty easy. pick Pokémon with different types. It’s the easiest to understand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty obvious to anyone who's played a video game before. It's 6 year olds whose first game ever is Pokemon that have teams of an overleveled starter and 5 random shitmons.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >importance of a balanced team
      Someone using just a blastoise and an HM slave or two for switch healing will shred through FRLG without hitting a single speed bump.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay i meant importance for having fun then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tearing through everything with a turtle tank isn't fun

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not past a certain age no. after that we desire a little more

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s fun for a 5 year old.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean she's 14 not 5 and just like most at that age they've been played games since they were in prams and had a phone glued to their face.

      That and she did look up the type chart. Pokemon is really not that hard, even if she did go for a "I only want cute pokemon" kind of theme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s for children anon, don’t kid yourself.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you post pics of her feet?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt want to play any of the new ones as "been told they're bad"
    And the morons on this board will call her based. Tell your consumer cousin to form her own opinions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not consuming makes you a consumer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She was told the truth
      >She didn't consoom like you did
      The exact opposite of a consumer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I want to play a game I heard was good" is a perfectly normal opinion you homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking have a nice day 3Dtard. the 3D era will never be loved. they are all shit games and you are a Black person homosexual consumer

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do any of her main mons have HM moves she never intended to keep on them?
    >Does she know about how physical and special attacks are decided by type in gen 3?
    >Did she find the gift Eevee in Celadon?

    Just curious.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She must likely found the eevee considering the Flareon on her team

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 1 still holds up as an RPG, even its remake, specifically cuz it doesn’t do the damn Sun/Moon nonsense of stopping you from doing ANY exploring and jerking you around every two minutes for a 2 minute cutscene of “spam A to get through dialogue”. It was before Masuda became a boomer. If you expose teens to this as their first Pokémon game, then yeah, they’ll like it and play the game. Glad to see kids still like good games, and are willing to experiment with teams for that matter; love this team.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s hope but only if you impregnate her to ensure the continuation of based gamer lineage.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the good ones.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitmonlee
    >Flareon
    >Golduck
    >Pidgeot
    She has good taste. Congrats for her

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd definitely suggest X and Y, even if she doesn't end up liking it, but if she doesn't enjoy it, then you can't go wrong with good-old emerald.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quite an aesthetic team.

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