>Game has no paid DLCs, no microtransactions, no political pushing, no censorship, no artificial difficulty. Just pure SOVL and FUN
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Name 1 game
Pong
Hydlide
Rise of The Triad.
Easy.
I recognize that horse wiener comic anywhere, it's from Bonk, an e621 mlp artist.
Anyway, Wolfenstein The Old Blood. Yeah I know it has nazis but it still just plays around with them, no extra modern political commentary bs.
>I know it has nazis but it still just plays around with them, no extra modern political commentary bs.
TOB still uses them purely as set dressing. It was only until Wolf 2 that shit got very very very bad.
>hyper genitalia
pass.
Castlevania Lament of Innocence. It's the perfect game.
It's a 9.5/10 from me. The only thing I don't like is platforming with the whip. Other than that it's perfect.
Yeah the platforming is rough but I've played through it so many times I guess I forget lol
Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition Remix
Define artificial difficulty because technically any challenge a game presents are manufactured by the developers and are subsequently artificial, no?
any modern nintendo game
>no political pushing, no censorship
try again
First elaborate what you mean by that. What’s getting censored in Mario games? What’s getting politically pushed?
Kurushi
No artificial difficulty since it's a puzzle game with very simple rules. Every single puzzle is solvable, you just gotta git gud.
No political pushing either, it's about a bunch of cubes hating on everyone equally from random dudes to polar bears.
dusk even though i think the devs are gays
Zeno Clash
Infra
Mirror's Edge 1
ME had time trial dlc. To be expected as it's EA published.
Nova drift
any game before 2010
ULTRAKILL. I have no idea if that's true or not, but the Lovense beads in my ass go off whenever I type "ULTRAKILL"
ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL ULTRAKILL
Armored Core 1 to For Answer. If you wanted more current games you should specify that.
System shock 2
>System shock 2
Terraria
It's not that hard OP
Nazi Furry
Echidna Wars DX
Doom.
whitekitten?
Slayers X
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening
sword pierce is a thousand times more useful than round trip and i dare any of you gaygs to tell me otherwise
don't give me shit about round trip juggling homies either that's the one (1) thing it has going for it
Sword Pierce is more useful than Dante's Round Trip, but Trish's Round Trip FRICKS and is probably the best ability in the entire game.
>>fun
>enemies don't attack you
>half of them are gimicky
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PATA PATA PATA PON
Nethack
That one Adult Swim game where it’s an rpg within a 90s/2000s style OS and you have to manage the windows and keep moving right, that shit was neat and the music was also good.
Blasphemous
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Just started playing this today and loving it. Although having a hard time at the snow section.
You're playing with the Spanish audio with English subtitles, right?
That's the most kino way to experience the Spanish SOVL intended by the developers.
Oh, the developers also posted their 1 hour making of Blasphemous documentary and that's kino as well.
%3D%3D
Watch it.
Astral Chain.
Meet and Frick
assault android cactus
Ape Escape, all three of them
God I wish we had a fourth game.
ENTER
This and also Cave Story to a degree but that game has Hell/Sacred Grounds which is needlessly hard
It's still free right?
I know the dev made cave story on his own time and i remember just installing it from his website but now they sell it on game consoles.
OG is free, rest are paid because Nicalis
From my library:
Any of the STALKER games.
Hollow Knight.
Wizard of Legend.
Convoy.
Risk of Rain 1.
Any of the Portal games.
Any of the Half Life games.
Savage Vessels. This one has only 32 reviews, so I like to shill it once in a while because it's good and I feel bad for it being so obscure and unwanted.
Dead Estate. It has dykes and a grotesque "musclegirl" shebeast that looks like a troony but it also has plenty of massive breasts and overall pretty hot female characters so I'm pretty sure the she-beast and dykery is just your normal run-of-the-mill fetishism for musclegirls and lesbians, and not any kind of statement.
Faster Than Light unless you count being an agent of a multi-species Federation fighting against a human-supremacist rebellion to be a political message.
Now, the question is - are you even gonna take a look at any of these, let alone play them?
>Convoy.
Is this game really good?
I wouldn't say it's REALLY good, but personally I love it to death, no less than FTL itself.
It's FTL with cars and with much less depth. Weapons, for example, don't have any requirements, so it just becomes a matter of mounting the biggest meanest guns onto your vehicles and that's about it. There aren't many weapon types, and the balance is dodgy, energy weapons completely mog ballistics for one. There are 3 weight categories of cars (light, medium, and heavy), but there is not a single endgame light vehicle and heavies are pretty much kings of everything. Out of all escort vehicle setups only 2 are endgame-worthy, and the in main convoy vehicle section half of them are just objectively superior versions of the other half, not like FTL where it tries to cover different playstyles with each and every single ship but spmetimes accidentally falls short with a subpar hull.
Despite all of this, however, I had a ton of fun with the game, I consider the artstyle very cute, the music very nice, and the reference-saturated silly writing is sufficiently endearing. 100%ed my GOG copy, and now I went as far as to buy the steam copy as well. Kinda burned out a little bit, so I haven't 100% that one yet, but I will eventually.
Project Wingman
Original Dooms
Metal Gear Rising
Any Tetris game ever that isnt on Mobile
Mount & Blade: Warband
Mad rat dead
Okay this one's true. I fricking love Mad Rat Dead. Pure fun.
Star Wars Battlefront 2
Kingsway
Hollow Knight, depending on what you mean by artificial difficulty.
wienery frickn horse
Tears of the Kingdom will inevitably have paid DLC, but as it stands, it is a solid game.
A pretty good game with some really questionable decisions and flaws in it. Also it already has Amiibo, which is paid DLC.
Other than true Epona, the Amiibo content seems to be included as a basic feature. For the most part, amiibo features are basically just the lazy method unlocking content.
Doom 3
counter strike 2d
Saiyuki Journey West
Tormented souls
Pharaoh Rebirth+.
Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 plus xpacs
Icewind Dale 1 and 2 plus xpacs
Divinity series
That's much more than one game, what do I win?
Rayman 3
Pizza Tower
Every single 5th generation game or before. Most 6th gen.
Retro games
Old Nintendo games
Punch Out
Super Punch Out
Punch Out Wii
Pokémon Mystery dungeon
Old Kirby Games
Chrono Trigger
Old Castlevania games.
Tingles Rosy Rupeeland.
Fallout 1 & 2
But I don't see the problem with good, optional paied DLCs
>CV
>not artificial difficulty
Reread the OP
Punch Out is censored, too. Dumb b***h.
Bug Fables
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
So why, when someone posts a coombait thread for breeders or pedos, does the entirety of Ganker both contribute to and flame the thread, but, when it's done by a furry, everyone is completely oblivious?
It's a recent/new game too: Halls of Torment. More Diabe-girlke than Diablo 4.
SSX 3. Best Snowboarding game ever made.
Factorio
Not for long. who am I kidding, dlc never ever
This. It's a 2-in-1 game, both a construction-management simulator and a Starship Trooper game.
StarTropics
>artificial difficulty
damn reddit, cant even search games
mario bros and mario kart