His girlfriend DOESN'T have a penis, that's the whole problem.
Natsuhi ruined everything. You have to go to another timeline where she didn't frick up to get the perfect version.
1- He won't take his hand out of his fricking pocket
2- He didn't frick any of the sexy aunts.
3- He never got to shoot his grandpa's guns as far as I'm aware.
Granted, if Lambda wasn't there the game would be over at EP4 with Battler not getting anything at all. And if Bern wasn't there Ange would have never realized how hard looking for the truth can backfire if you don't have the right mindset.
Turns into a pussy in the answer arcs that goes against everything his character stood for because some schizo troony memed him into feeling guilty
My captcha sums up my feelings entirely.
moronic "criticism", answer arcs were always the point and Battler has always denied magic for specific purposes.
The game tells you this in question arcs, hell, Beatrice is even shaped around something Battler would like if she wasn't killing his fricking family in brutal ways
incompetent
EP5-8
Literally a figment of a schizo dream arguing with other figments whether or not they exist (spoiler: none of them do)
t. no love
Love isn't as important as it is proclaimed to be.
Love doesn't make your schizo fantasies real.
It kinda does actually. When you love somebody it turns into a mental image which overwrites the reality of what they "objectively" are.
He's BIG.
Gave up and became a magicuck.
His girlfriend has a penis
OP said flaw
no he doesnt
???
Unless Ikuko is Yasu, she's a normal biological woman.
>he doesnt know
His girlfriend DOESN'T have a penis, that's the whole problem.
Natsuhi ruined everything. You have to go to another timeline where she didn't frick up to get the perfect version.
had*
1- He won't take his hand out of his fricking pocket
2- He didn't frick any of the sexy aunts.
3- He never got to shoot his grandpa's guns as far as I'm aware.
hes gay and a homosexual
47mind
He's a homo
He just didn't remember
George ate the letter
Hey, hey! Angeburger
funniest shit I have ever read
Lambda best voyager witch. Bern is ok too if you get what she's doing.
His name is fricking Battler
>flaw
He didn't marry Rosa and frick Maria
Both him and his sister are braindead as frick. Needed a violent cat and a cutesy yandere to get anywhere.
Granted, if Lambda wasn't there the game would be over at EP4 with Battler not getting anything at all. And if Bern wasn't there Ange would have never realized how hard looking for the truth can backfire if you don't have the right mindset.
>gayler
I only played Hitman a bit in early 2000s, What's with all the 47 memes? Is he on a vacation?
Ganker kayfabe
He didn’t impregnate Dlanor and Maria
But they are just KIDS
He forgot his promise
he fricks hags
Turns into a pussy in the answer arcs that goes against everything his character stood for because some schizo troony memed him into feeling guilty
My captcha sums up my feelings entirely.
moronic "criticism", answer arcs were always the point and Battler has always denied magic for specific purposes.
The game tells you this in question arcs, hell, Beatrice is even shaped around something Battler would like if she wasn't killing his fricking family in brutal ways
Is being thoroughly shit a flaw? Because Umineko is.
shits gay is also guilty of that sin
>N-no you
Concession accepted.
seething
better than shits;gayte
Goku is better.
>Finish reading Umineko VN OG release
>no mention of George eating the letter
Is this some kind of inside joke or do I have to read the manga?
ahaha.wav
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>t. no love
Didn't impregnate Erika
Why was Erika horny for Battler anyway
I.....I just cant.
What about the red truth saying he is incompetent
homo