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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not still used today. 🙁

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too big

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally not too big even for little kids' hands. I'm a manlet with girl hands as an adult and I still had no problems with the original Xbox controller even as a tiny tot.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know you've fricked up when your controller resting in a display case looks identical to one at a grease covered McDonalds kiosk.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the black & white buttons, horrendous even in the s model

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish controllers had the black and white button more games could have more controller bindings. The bw buttons were in a fine spot not a replacement for bumpers though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brilliant.
        I was wondering where those buttons went and obviously the bumpers.
        But most games could still use the bw buttons. Just, an extra, rare utility button. For shit like flashlights or reload.

        Halo Infinite's d-pad bindings suck ass. It's a pain in the ass. Just let me cycle equipment with the white button.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dropping it would crack floor tiles

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only works plug in with the USB

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick were they thinking with that dpad

    other than that controller wasn't as bad as people make it out to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The d-pad is significantly better than every modern official d-pad.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that dpad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USB MICRO
    other than that perfect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick USB micro
      USB-mini master race

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU MADE ME DO THIS
        FUUUUCK MICROSOFT AND USB MICRO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why'd you cum on your controller?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't had to do that for mine, but my left trigger jams on, not even the actual trigger but the switch inside it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    garbage dpad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dpad is better than anything you can get today. Not as good as a good dpad, but at least when you press left/right you won't input a fricking diagonal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ? The dpad on Xbox series controllers is pretty fricking chill. I really like the circular one on the elite 2 as well.

        I also like the dpad on the PS5 controller just fine. I don’t buy that this og Xbox controller has a better dpad than either of those.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo contrarian post

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doomed the Xbox in Japan.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible button layout

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oled screen is pointless
    shoulder buttons are just tacked on instead of any attempt whatsoever to incorporate them ergonomically into the design
    non-wireless controller without a hardwired cable
    all of the variations were moronicly expensive for no reason other than coming with xbone stickers (I saw the green one marked down to the price of the black one once but didn't jump on it and I regret that)
    it does that same shit that xbone controllers do when you try using it on a win7 machine where for no reason it doesn't get detected like half the time
    Even though it's basically a 1:1 recreation (aside from the added shoulder buttons) it still has that 3rd part controller build quality feel to it that honestly makes it feel more like a bootleg than anything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using an OG duke
      Good luck getting XBCD working without constantly shitting itself

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's not the 20th anniversary version with USB-C

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The new ones come with the shittiest most unreliable DOA analog sticks I have ever had the displeasure of wasting my money on.

    Duke as a design is apex, tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I bought one and it felt great at first but after about a month or so the right stick became so glitchy the camera would constantly scroll to the right without even doing anything. A real shame, the fat grips feel so good in my hands.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't, it's unironically my all time favorite controller

    I kneel before the Duke

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the left and right bumpers to 6 face buttons. But I always liked the Duke otherwise.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6 face buttons
    based
    >2 triggers
    Not based. A flawless controller has both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both of course, being 6 face buttons AND 4 triggers

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Way to expensive for a subpar quality controller
    The shape is great, but the plastic is cheap and the internals are even cheaper.
    They should really just make one without the dumb LCD and sell it for like $40

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 hueg

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too small.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No motion controls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      left trigger hurts my thumb

      he said flaw

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half the buttons are too soft, the other half are too firm
    The analog sticks are assymetrically designed for no reason
    The D-pad is somehow worse than the PS1's, and actually unusable
    The triggers require a full pull to work
    Six face buttons was a nice idea, but you need to claw grip the controller to hit the black and white buttons with your index finger even if your hand was big enough to choke a horse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Start and select buttons, and the israeliteels, could get too sticky. Rest of the controller was perfect.
      The most controversial feature, the size, was its best feature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually read my post, you'd notice I didn't complain about the size for a reason

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bulky. Its not even that its "too big" its that the design makes it feel clunky to hold tricking people in to thinking its too large when really the feel just sucks ass causing you compensate with more grip than other controllers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manlet fingers
      What sucked was the way the Dreamcast controller jammed your three small fingers with the straight up and down grip

      That said, while I love the Duke grip, I will say this
      >360 controller was good
      >Frick Xone, but Series controller is Aight
      >PS4 controller legitimately is perfect
      >PS5 is crack smoking jackasses fricking up perfect
      >Dual Shock 1/2/3 was a piece of shit where the sticks would bump into each other
      >S controller sucked
      >Madcatz was the superior choice for the original Xbox after Duke's retirement
      >Gamecube controller was extra in the good way, and you all talked shit on it but who's laughing now those things cost money

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My masterrace opinion after this is as follows:
        >N64 controller was great if you used Turok controls to play Goldeneye (hence, I am turokman2000)
        >More N64 needed to use the D-Pad. I used it for fighting games, but the D-Pad grip needed more love and it invoked the SNES. N64 needed a virtual console. Obviously, only the Gamecube had a modem, and really only the Dreamcast implemented a legit modem (chu chu rocket anyone?) prior to Halo 2. But N64 SNES cart with d-pad grip would have made me cum
        >PSone controller sucked ass. The R1 vs R2 was a nightmare. The D-pad was little buttons but technically connected, but under the surface so it was fricked and all.
        >N64 Stick is superior. See: turok, Perfect Dark (vs. Xbox re-release where you can't frickign aim). However, Mario 64 was over designed around the physically robust stick. Mario Party was cancer designed to break the stick
        > The Duke's girth, again, was it's best feature. Manlet hands begone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon did you not read my post? Size has nothing to do with it, the controller is just poorly shaped.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Size/shape is the same thing.
          It's girth
          It's fantastic.
          Manlet fingers alone hate it.
          You can hold it well and good and know there's more controller yet.
          Great controller

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The israeliteel buttons were designed too much for aesthetics and could have been big clunkity chunkity circles, but otherwise zero flaws. The black and white buttons were out of this world amazing and where the frick did they go?
    Halo proved this. Flashlight and grenade type. Exactly the thing this sort of button was born for.
    The size of the controller was just right, the sticks clicked pretty well.
    Few complaints.
    S version sucked
    >Madcatz was the best version after Duke was retired. They broke down but hail Madcatz design.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what about this monstrosity?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Four face buttons is ideal. Six face buttons will never work, bumpers are better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      six face buttons rocks, they just fricked up with the button layout on the xbox. get a saturn with the real controller, not the fricked up american bastard controller.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bulky

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moved the black and white buttons down with the S controller
    Made them completely useless. What the frick was MS thinking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >made

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