Name a game where this would work. I fricking dare you.

Name a game where this would work. I fricking dare you.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    garry's mod

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't take the easy way out, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half life 2, a billion other games where you can prop surf

      these. Zoomer OP is a homosexual.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half life 2, a billion other games where you can prop surf

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay seriously though, why wouldn't this work if the magnets were strong enough?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have the arm strength to keep them separated.
      Now, tell me how THIS one wouldn't work.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A similar issue to OP. You don't have the hand strength to overcome the weight of the fish and all the water between you. The magnets would just fly out of your hands. You'd have to anchor the magnets to the dock first.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attach manget to some kind of steel bar
        What now?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The steel bar would have to be connected to the ground to support the pull of the magnets, in which case you'd be better off just using a conventional elevator, anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two separate problems with that:
        >the inverse square law means your magnet would need to be monstrously powerful to be useful for that purpose
        >assuming you had a magnet strong enough, the powder would go straight through the fish's flesh rather than magnetising their bodies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would happen is that the magnet powder would get ripped out of the fish's body, killing them all without reeling them toward you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have the arm strength to keep them separated.
          Now, tell me how THIS one wouldn't work.

          >magnet powder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's always one who falls for it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >magnets pull toward metal with a force x
      >metal is pulled toward magnets with a force x (newton's third law)
      >x-x=0
      >net force is zero
      Thus no movement

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the problem is your pushing against the metal while holding the magnets
        attach the magnets to a flying drone and then you can fly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ????
          Why do physicslets insist on saying dumb shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >metal is attracted to magnet
            >you push the metal away with the same force to hold onto the magnet
            >metal doesn't move
            if you have the magnets free floating the metal can keep getting pulled to them

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please explain to me how a system with a drone holding the magnets has a different net force than that of OP.
              Assume the drone is stationary, of course, such that the upwards force is equal to the gravitational force.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Assume the drone is stationary, of course
                the drone would be moving

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair for the anon, installing a heavy duty magnet to a strong enough drone/aircraft would actually give you the ability to fly magnetic objects. It's an obvious statement though and his first statement makes little sense

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              we could do this easily below any helicopter or some of the larger drones

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, drones and helicopters are in fact capable of flight.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick does being able to lift heavy objects with a magnet have to do with the OP?
              The OP implies the lift is gained from the metal plate continously accelerating toward the magnets.
              In your case, a magnet holds a metal plate and the helicopters lift counteracts the gravitational force and the downwards force from the magnet

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What the frick does being able to lift heavy objects with a magnet have to do with the OP?
                nothing. All I'm saying is that the anon you replied to is making a true albeit obvious statement that drones do in fact fly.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the drone will impose more energy than the magnet, so why not skip the magnet part and use just the drone?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so why not skip the magnet part and use just the drone?
            because its cooler and because we can

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's only if it's a closed system. The energy from your arms pulling the magnets makes it imbalanced so there's a net force.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, because the force you pull the magnets with is equal to the gravitational force on them
          The net force is zero

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weight=mg

      Magfield strength: F = qv x B

      magnet= uI/2π

      The Magfield would be limited by the current. And gravity+ mass on top would over power the magnetic attraction

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In English, doc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In English, doc

        You want to remove the human from the equation and have him operate remotely the UFO shaped drone.
        So it becomes the weight of the drone (with a receiver transmitter, weapon, camera, payload, etc) against the magnetic force.
        But use the electromagnetic force so you can control it.
        When you scale the electromagnets the drone can be the size of a maglev train. But you want a smaller one so you can have a huge electromagnetic field.
        Not like maglev a short distance from the rail.
        Lead cooled to close of absolute zer0 has superconducting properties that allow for such electromagnetic forces.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally like trying to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, only replace the bootstraps with magnets and the metal plate.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    gravity doesnt work like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does it work then, smartass?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        every particle of mass mass shoots beams at you that pull instead of push

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, things up will be down. Planes don't count, they are creation of devils.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breath of the Wild lets you do this if you separate your shoes and the plate with a different prop.

    Mechanic is even called "magnesis".

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally how elevators work. Is this bait?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerermin actually discusses and is flabbergasted by troll science in 2023
    dumbest place on the internet
    I blame all the shitskins

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an oldgay just wanting to discuss old memes.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the metal plate gets pulled toward the magnets. The end. You'd need constant force to pull the magnets away and at that point, you're making a more complicated elevator

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4, no magnets needed
    Remember cr1tikal?

    ?t=159

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cr1tikal was funny back when he was still miserable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does sound pretty broken there. Though he was always tinder using normalgay filth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does sound pretty broken there. Though he was always tinder using normalgay filth

        the man is a haughty and rather unfunny one trick pony. If you've seen one video you've seen them all.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    scribblenauts

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of The Kingdom.
    And you seethed uncontrollably about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My goty so far, buddy.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Combat 3 Electrosphere

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