Name a game with better medieval swordplay melee combat. Protip: you absolutely literally cannot.

Name a game with better medieval swordplay melee combat.
Protip: you absolutely literally cannot.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mount and blade warband

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAHHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grand champion of medieval sword play and first person Napoleonics for that matter......

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was gonna say this, pure skill, no button mashing need shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this a joke? guy is just poking people to death with hits that don't connect with the enemy models in one hit, its like morrowind combat where you hit an enemy in the face and it rolls a miss/hit/crit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hits that don't connect with the enemy models
          based blindanon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you even look at your own shitty webm you posted? you're mentally ill

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              based blindanon not knowing swiping

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hits that don't connect with the enemy models
                based blindanon

                >this shit
                >better than vt2
                dios mio

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cata frame
                >axe and falchion Black person
                your opinion and subsequent gameplay have been discarded. at the very least you're not using griffonfoot.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw another player is not using the most optimal meta setup

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Griffonfoot is a perfectly acceptable BH weapon and I'm tired of pretending it's not

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying Snorri would do that
                Him and Malekith are friends. He'd give Mally a good stern talking to and convince him to forget about Ulthuan and settle down in the Elven colonies as a family man with his Wood Elf wife.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Malekith is an evil, own motherfricker git.
                There's only one solution
                TOTAL ELGI UZKUL

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even Snorri himself realized Malekith had been repeatedly beaten with the short end of the stick after all that had happened to him.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >loud mouth
                >has no idea about anything they're talking about
                lol, griffonfoot and axefalch are both dogshit compared to rapier + xbow

                t. 800 hrs on BH

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has no idea about anything they're talking about
                >agrees with me
                curious.
                A+F and Griffonfoot are both shitter noob traps, was my point. Webm contained one of them, alongside cata frame, shit writes itself.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                post your purple weave portrait and cata FoH portraits :3
                >noob traps
                yeah I hate instantly staggering cata elites too

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but I don't have either
                I refuse to play Weaves
                And Fortunes is too hard for the bots

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >im n-not a shitter!
                >post what frames you got!
                lmao even.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >im n-not a shitter!
                i'm better than you and most likely several times better than the thread combined though?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol,
                Post your solo runs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i truesolo'd righteous stand on legend, want me to find a screenshot? here's fatshark employee sucking my nut for the meanwhile

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >legend
                >modded realms
                That's not what I asked

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so your benchmark for a good player is truesoloing cata? when you can't even bring receipts for having the bare minimum of anti-shitter proof ie. the cata frame?

                it's always the shitters that are the most deluded players imaginable, happens in every game from competitive games to coop games where shitters think they are special

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so your benchmark for a good player is truesoloing cata?
                Just regular solo will do. I don't believe i anything out of the modded realms
                >when you can't even bring receipts for having the bare minimum of anti-shitter proof ie. the cata frame?
                I'm not that anon, but the cata frame is piss easy to get because you can be carried. I know because I played with a guy that freely admitted so, plus I've seen dozens of terrible players with it.
                Still, I use it on shade because it fits aesthetically
                >it's always the shitters that are the most deluded players imaginable
                Yes, at least you're aware of your failures and that's the first step towards fixing them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you are not even at a level where you have a cata frame from just passively playing the game and are thinking that players better than you need to prove themselves to impress you?

                unless you post a cata frame and your gameplay in the next post i am simply ignoring it, and you're forever a shitter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so you are not even at a level where you have a cata frame
                What. Are you illiterate? I have a cata frame, I even explained it that I used it for Shade
                >unless you post a cata frame and your gameplay in the next post
                I asked first homo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                my first post ITT

                [...]
                >this shit
                >better than vt2
                dios mio

                now, the receipts please :3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my first post ITT
                >clearly not solo
                So you are moronic.

                >Just regular solo will do
                so you have no idea what truesolo means? what is regular solo, lol

                still waiting for your delivery btw

                t. [...]

                >so you have no idea what truesolo means
                And a newbie too. Truesolo is when you do it in modded realms, with disabled bots and usually no patrols and monsters
                I Await your nextdoor seething post

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't bring receipts
                coping shitter confirmed

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no solo run posted
                Lol
                Lmao even

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a coping shitter lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more non-solo footage
                Kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will record myself soloing the righteous stand ending fight on legend for you, but only if you agree to stream your suicide, deal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more non-solo footage
                Kek

                it's rendering, hope you have your rope and chair ready

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >legend
                Record yourself soloing a Cata game like I asked from the very beginning and I promise I'll stop making you seethe so much

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cata

                ok you have about 2 minute to correct your statement, the render is almost complete

                post your purple weave portrait and cata FoH portraits :3
                >noob traps
                yeah I hate instantly staggering cata elites too

                >im n-not a shitter!
                >post what frames you got!
                lmao even.

                Lol,
                Post your solo runs

                >"post your solo runs"
                nothing in the post says anything about cata, oopsie :3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing in the post says anything about cata
                I didn't think it was necessary.
                Were you planning on posting veteran solo run to prove how good you are?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >legend
                Record yourself soloing a Cata game like I asked from the very beginning and I promise I'll stop making you seethe so much

                oops :3

                your time is up, here is the legend solo

                >nothing in the post says anything about cata
                I didn't think it was necessary.
                Were you planning on posting veteran solo run to prove how good you are?

                >I didn't think it was necessary.
                too late to try and cope your way out of this one shitter, which site will you host your suicide on? drop a link

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >legend solo
                >names of other players clearly visible
                Lol
                You're the biggest moron I've ever seen
                You don't know what a solo run is

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's too late, the only way you will redeem yourself in this thread is by posting the liveleak link

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >too late
                Yes, your mental moronation is terminal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                says the shitter that has been coping for 3hrs+ straight LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOOOOO
                >you're the one coping
                >I don't need to post solo runs!
                >I'm so good at this game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's a cool maneuvering dotweebm, but holy Sigmar those grafx settings...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >screen blood fx enabled
                That's veteran, isn't it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the fact that the guy isn't dancing the rogre speaks volumes
                easily a champion lobby

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kiting a horde
                >"the fact that the guy isn't dancing the rogre speaks volumes
                easily a champion lobby"
                LMMMMMMMMMMMMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO your awareness and game knowledge is solid veteran level, please keep typing more i fricking love reading this shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kiting a horde
                >a few monks on a long dodge weapon that can be danced along the rogre very easily and slammed by it
                exactly, have fun in champion!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DLC weapons are the best ones

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rapier + xbow
                >DLC weapons

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats a billhook, champshitter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                billhook is worse than rapier, griffinfoot is worse than xbow, your move, champshitter

                >NOOOOOOOOOOO
                >you're the one coping
                >I don't need to post solo runs!
                >I'm so good at this game

                >screen blood fx enabled
                That's veteran, isn't it.

                the fact that the guy isn't dancing the rogre speaks volumes
                easily a champion lobby

                >"he's playing on easy mode!!!!!"
                many such shitter copes

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more circles at veteran
                yawn.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >26k boss dmg on veteran
                LLLLLLLLLLLLLLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

                >kiting a horde
                >a few monks on a long dodge weapon that can be danced along the rogre very easily and slammed by it
                exactly, have fun in champion!

                >dagger
                >"long dodge weapon"
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALHASLJKHFLKASJHDGKJADSHGFKJASHGJKHASKGFJHDSA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you censoring the bot names? It's supposed to be solo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't read the reply chain but brace of pistols on BH fricks hard on legend if you build it right.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                bop is utter trash, no armor piercing, shit boss dmg (i think they even buffed it semi recently), shit ammo. griffinfoot is the "bop if he useful" weapon if you wanna use pistols on saltz

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't know how to build then they're bad. But it's possible reach amazing break point coverage with them plus have a bunch of backup shots at the ready for the rare miss or panic scenario. You shouldn't ever run out of ammo with them unless you can't aim. Also they can snipe unlike the feet.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are shit.
                >breakpoints
                xbow oneshots every special and most elites on cata, i dont care if they do it on legend because every weapon does that. with talents you can double shoot without reloading, there's simply 0 cases where you want to ever bring BoP over xbow. in a typical AI director shitfest you are assumed to kill 10 specials and 20 elites while your team does jack shit, you can do that with xbow, not so with bop because you run out of ammo the second you start shooting.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's simply 0 cases where you want to ever bring BoP over xbow
                Looks cooler on WHC and it has a wider ammo pouch
                Is there even a difference between the crossbows? I remember one firing a triple shot, but that was it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't mind them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just regular solo will do
                so you have no idea what truesolo means? what is regular solo, lol

                still waiting for your delivery btw

                t.

                my first post ITT [...]

                now, the receipts please :3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noobtraps
                i've only ever seen noobs shit on griffinfoots

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game where you have a large amount of players and PvP vs mere 4p with m1 spam melee against ragdolls, blocking when the boss winds up his hit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blocking when the boss
                champ/legendshitters need not reply, btw

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >need not reply
                I am going to reply anyway and there's nothing you can do but hide them like the little reddit homosexual you are.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The attack animation continues after the hit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      High test reply

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >floaty mmo combat

      a real answer would be gothic 1

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is literally just spam m1…

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. recruit player

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you can't even clear Champion maps.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. recruit player

        Please stop acting like VT2 has difficult or complex melee combat

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show your Cata clears or frick off.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you really implying a cata border implies skill? LMFAO
            Way to out yourself.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ask for cata clears
              >n00b thinks it's about frames
              Way to out yourself

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying you'd believe it if I linked scoreboards with cata numbers especially with how many gays do it on coopg.
                Cata is a positioning game more than a melee skill one.

                On recruit, veteran and possibly even champion, yes.
                [...]
                For a PvE horde game, it certainly does. If you try to just spam M1 on legend or cata, you will die very very fast.

                are you implying that sometimes holding M1 to weave a heavy attack in makes a game super complex?
                you know what's funny? I can spam heavies with a 2hh and clear maps.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >are you implying that sometimes holding M1 to weave a heavy attack in makes a game super complex?
                No, though I am implying that you undoubtedly haven't played the game for any meaningful amount of time on legend and cata. Attempting to explain the game to you is pointless, you effectively haven't even played it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd probably guess I have around 300 hours on legend and 200 on cata from

                I haven't played sub legendary in years.

                If you consider that to be a meaningless amount of time, then whatever I guess? Still doesn't change the fact that VT2 isn't a very complex melee game. Downright simple compared to mordhau and chiv2.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So we went from
                >just spam m1
                To
                >not very complex when compared to mordhau

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally can spam heavies with a good chunk of weapons, yes. It wprks in both leg and cata games.

                The OP wanted a game with better medieval swordplay. I named mordhau and chiv2, which have better swordplay.

                Sorry for going back to the original topic, I guess?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You literally can spam heavies with a good chunk of weapons, yes
                You can, you won't get anywhere tho.
                >Sorry for going back to the original topic
                That's a nice term for goalpost moving

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can, and do. Sorry your game doesn't have very complex melee combat? Still a fun game though!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can, and do.
                Prove it. Post your gameplay beating cata with just m1 spam
                >Sorry your game doesn't have very complex melee combat?
                Hearing a lot of typing, not enough playing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played since july, and have no incentive to. I lost interest after beating cata consistently since my inventory is filled with reds and never had interest in fashiontide. Might come back to mess around on Sienna a bit, but I probably won't.

                I'm not a twitch streamer so I don't record videos of me playing games. Sorry bud. Again, it's not a complex melee game. I don't know why you think it is, especially compared to some of the alternatives, but it's clearly important to you that others think its complex so I'll let you live in that delusion.

                this game is weird because the devs and 95% of the playerbase are convinced that it is a melee favored game but in reality playing like it's l4d with your gun out all the time is still the optimal way to beat levels.

                Yeah, always enjoyed playing c**tsman with the spear/GYATTT gun.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person there's a difference between "it's not very complex" and "you can beat the harder difficulties by doing nothing but spamming m1"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally can spam heavies with certain weapons and win. It's not a complex game. There are multiple games with better melee combat. Chiv2, Mordhau, and For Honor are all better in that department. Deal with it. Double Black person.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for honor
                you had a fair run but lost it there

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For Honor
                >Better
                There's moronation and advanced moronation

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for honor
                you had a fair run but lost it there

                Melee combat is unironically better and more complex. Just because you get filtered by the pvp doesn't make it a worse game, kittens

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chiv and mordhau
                >ballerinafest and floor staring contest respectively
                >for honor
                >literally rock, paper, scissors with some conditionals
                lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i can totes win by spamming m1
                >i have zero proof of it tho
                Lol
                Lmao even

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you prove I can't beat cata by spamming heavies? Enjoy your basic game which is outdone by:
                Mordhau
                Chiv2
                For Honor

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why don't you prove I can't beat cata by spamming heavies?
                Because it's your claim moron.
                The burden of proof is yours.
                >for honor
                Literally the spam light game
                What the frick, is this bait?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just bait, mate

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not my fault you're not good enough to spam heavies and clear a cata map. Good positioning and special awareness is more important than anything else at that level.
                >Literally the spam light game
                Spoken by someone who got filtered.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more typing, no evidence
                >filtered
                Ubisoft literally had to put announcement saying they were fixing it and her's a guide to counter it
                https://www.ubisoft.com/en-au/game/for-honor/news-updates/2zU7Sl5yIzkAarYEa6QxG1/addressing-light-spam
                I guess you just don't play any games

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there are literally videos of people soloing deathwish cata as a FK with 2HH
                >I legitimately cannot believe that you can't clear cataclysm using a subpar melee moveset in a group of 4
                ???

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no video spamming m1 to victory

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying he can't post a timestamped picture with the Cata scoreboard

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta, but I wish I was at home to post my Cata clears
            I'm very proud of killing Nurgloth with Kruber's hammer once

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            regular cata is boring as frick, chaos wastes cata is where shit starts getting fun

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is WoM worth it for cata alone? After 800hrs, the only thing hard about legend are all the dog shit players or bad rng

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i havent played legend in years, and i havent played vt2 in probably a year but last i checked cata was alive and i never had to host my own games. lobbies will expect you to not suck ass though and people dont like carrying shitters, nobody will probably kick or complain but you should already be at a level where you feel you can comfortably carry legend before going into cata games

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have no idea how deep the combat system is beyond the 3 starting shitter difficulties.
          Enjoy your recruit mindless m1 gameplay tho.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played sub legendary in years.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              same

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do I reach your level of autism? I want to be happy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate such homosexuals while fighting shielded stormvermin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      On recruit, veteran and possibly even champion, yes.

      [...]
      Please stop acting like VT2 has difficult or complex melee combat

      For a PvE horde game, it certainly does. If you try to just spam M1 on legend or cata, you will die very very fast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *spawns 15 shieldvermin*
      now what

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re an idiot lol. The game is actually pretty damn deep and has a really high skill ceiling on the high difficulties. All of the weapon variations feel different which proves the combat is more than “spam m1.” The game is about combos, enemy prioritization and fast problem solving on top of having good mechanics. Spamming R1 will get you killed even on Champion which is piss easy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The game is about combos, enemy prioritization and fast problem solving on top of having good mechanics
        it's braindead compared to co-op PVE in a game for babies

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still zero footage of a cata run beat by spamming m1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the steam achievements are easy as piss to obtain, cheated. It's not a good indication of your skill

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I'm more skilled than you, if I can click lmb through the game, while you need to invent "combos"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok you're talking out of your ass, back4blood is more your speed

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just tell you how it is. Game isn't hard on legend and can be lmb through. Stop coping by saying I cheated cheevos.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saltzpyre the last

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saved him for the desert. Elf bawd was the lamest.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I saved him for the desert.
                I choose to believe you.
                Now go and serve the Empire.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beastman map
      >weekly event with splitting enemies on cata
      >go kruber go x-sword
      >it's cleavin time
      >win

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sad how much they nerfed x-sword but it was necessary to make greatsword a viable choice

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to make greatsword a viable choice
          Which it still isn't?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know, nerfing other things to make a subpar thing work never works

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to make greatsword a viable choice
          Which it still isn't?

          I know, nerfing other things to make a subpar thing work never works

          >we shat on the executioner sword
          >this will totally fix greatsword's problem of being slow as shit and almost completely incapable of dealing with armor
          its comical
          almost as comical as thinking changing the gs push attack to that single meh chop would fix its AP issues

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even more nonsensically, a least Xsword played differently, but Bret Longsword is the Greatsword only better in every single way

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are going to frickup class overhaul, won't they?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              no of course not whatever would possibly give you that idea?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    first person melee combat will never be good short of vr

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For PvP? Chiv 1, Mordhau and Mount & Blade. For PvE? Yeah, Vermintide 2 is pretty uncontested.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mordhau

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the game too, but unfortunately there really isn't anything better than it on the market (which is not to say that it's good, but that everything else is bad/there's basically nothing else). Chiv 2 is even worse.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chiv 2 is better

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol frick no
            it's a fun party game for a couple hours

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nooo i can't make the game unplayable for normal people so it sucks

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the game is unplayable on its own

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more alive than your janky eurotrash. Cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                actually surprisingly close

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But chiv 2 is also on gamepass and epic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol and what are the player numbers?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still higher than mordhau even with them?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                mordhau is also on epic, they gave it away for free a couple times too recently

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And still dead as frick because of broken animation abusers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animation abusers
                you are bad

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And your game is dead because of broken animations.
                Cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >broken animations
                See, now that's a critique that isn't moronic, unlike complaining about people using intended mechanics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except i already complained about broken animations.
                Learn to read you fricking subhuman moron

                And still dead as frick because of broken animation abusers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that is literally better than anything else on the market (or at least anything that is actually played). I don't like it, but it's the truth. Hopefully something better will come out at some point, but I doubt it. The genre is cursed.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can keep posting webms and I can keep repeating myself, though I don't know what that is supposed to accomplish.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                wow is that a maul shitter whining about not being able to read feints, and whining about someone using their body to dodge a swing?
                you're not even interacting with the point, which is that regardless of the fact that mordhau is a very flawed game, it's better than any of its competitors.

                >

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                outskilled

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're showing people dodging your swings like it's bad that that's allowed?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This game was a blast at launch but within a week or two it turned into the same garbage as Chivalry

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one saw that coming, right.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just swing low moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that duck, spin and taunt
                smooth as butter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine one of these guys facing down a horde of ratmen and northlanders. ubersreik five are out of work because these men can twist their torso 180 degrees and dodge everything

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              All they need to do is nerf/fix the constant ballet spinning and Mordhau would be a really fun game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The spins are a gimmick for the most part that doesn't really do anything against good players. From there, the next thing someone would probably ask for is a nerf to dragging, which would cause the entire combat system to fall apart. Someone has to think of an entirely new system that is better, trying to tweak the "problems" out of Mordhau's simply will not work.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                mordhau has turncaps
                you're complaining about chiv

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mordhau has turncaps

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is not a turncap problem, this is a weird riposte animation
                why not complain about chiv2, which actually doesn't have turncaps at all?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is not a turncap problem, this is a weird riposte animation

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one who collects webms of my specific grievances with the objectively best pvp melee slasher game on the market

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...are you being ironically moronic or should I feel bad for laughing at you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this image makes HEMA spergs absolutely shriek and snarl in rage

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chiv 2 actually does

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but yes, Mordhau has turncaps. Perhaps you think they should be more strict, but there is a limit on how quickly you can turn while you're swinging. If there weren't any turncaps, you'd see people completely spazzing out and moving as fast as their mouse sensitivity would let them. You don't see that, because it's impossible, because there are turncaps.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >

            wow is that a maul shitter whining about not being able to read feints, and whining about someone using their body to dodge a swing?
            you're not even interacting with the point, which is that regardless of the fact that mordhau is a very flawed game, it's better than any of its competitors.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chiv 1, Mordhau and Mount & Blade
      you VILL twist your torso unrealistically and you VILL like it!!!

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordhau, chiv 2, darktide

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bretonnian Longsword completely invalidates all of Kruber's other weapons
    And I fricking love it!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brettonian Longsword is for the best class only

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i lover priming barrels and rushing in packs with him, if i know i'm going to empire in flames i always pick footknight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use it on all of them, it's especially devastating on Merc when you use the 50% cleave talent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to vary weapon by class so they all play more differently
          Sienna is the one exception bc I her staffs are all shit, except coruscation

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >her staffs are all shit, except coruscation
            Well at least you're not one of those morons that thinks bolt is her only good staff. Coruscation is busted and easily her best staff, but beam and conflag are still fantastic (though again, likely outclassed by coruscation). Even fireball is ok, it's just that power creep is a b***h.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just found them more bothersome and less effective than a regular ranged weapon so it never drew my interest.
              Since coruscation is so busted and plays so differently, with AoE being it's main game it finally got me to play with Sienna as Unchained

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just found them more bothersome and less effective than a regular ranged weapon so it never drew my interest.
              Since coruscation is so busted and plays so differently, with AoE being it's main game it finally got me to play with Sienna as Unchained

              unchained with any staff and numb to pain is the most fun sienna class in the entire game
              coru is nice but your teammates will hate you for that, because exactly like drakegun it sucks all the fun out of the game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > your teammates will hate you for that, because exactly like drakegun it sucks all the fun out of the game
                I'd be inclined to care if the average lobby wasn't completely braindead. I will kill 90% of the enemies on my own and I will not feel bad about it, because despite killing 90% of them by myself the three other goons with me STILL manage to go down constantly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                even on cata people will grimace at any competent BW with coru and famished flames that knows how to trade properly or to any IB with drakegun with surplus breakpoints
                people want to click rats, not to watch you click rats.
                this applies to any difficulty, and i've kicked my fair share of sott subhumans pre-rework.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sott subhumans pre-rework
                I remember when the class got released, it was so overwhelmingly busted that if I took a tank class for a run, its bot would actually beat me in green circles

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >knows how to trade properly
                The frick does that mean?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                stick to legend, m8.
                and remember to post your circles and your damage taken in /copeg/ so people can celebrate your "skill".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >any IB with drakegun
                literally just run ahead of him, standing behind him is a waste of time and if you're not doing that then there's no way he can hog the kills with a drakegun lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally just run ahead of him
                >Implying the drakeBlack person is not speedrunning the map like a true solo moveteching HM with speed pots

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >meeting an ironbreaker with any amount of competence
                literally never happens

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because despite killing 90% of them by myself the three other goons with me STILL manage to go down constantly.
                Spoken like a true legend javelin Black person elf that doesn't know how THP works with most classes, and is surprised when the BH with 10hp can't keep up with you deleting any ambients as soon as they are on your screen.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know how THP works with most classes
                this happens a lot even on cata
                i can't believe i have to explain to people what their passives do, even WHCs that don't tag enemies
                i blame the free gibs from last year

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WHCs that don't tag enemies
                Everyone should tag enemies, WHC should triple tag enemies and yet hardly anyone does

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, half of the people on cata don't even know how dodging works

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                this

                even on cata people will grimace at any competent BW with coru and famished flames that knows how to trade properly or to any IB with drakegun with surplus breakpoints
                people want to click rats, not to watch you click rats.
                this applies to any difficulty, and i've kicked my fair share of sott subhumans pre-rework.

                not competing over privilage of killing rats, scrub

                >because despite killing 90% of them by myself the three other goons with me STILL manage to go down constantly.
                Spoken like a true legend javelin Black person elf that doesn't know how THP works with most classes, and is surprised when the BH with 10hp can't keep up with you deleting any ambients as soon as they are on your screen.

                also true, if they have profile public i play to leave some shit for them to generate thp, if they dont i try to tryhard kill every shit i can, most fun with kill thp and legend longbow+bleed, you can 1 shot body stormvermin from so far, and 2shot body anything else, sometimes they get so desperate for thp and rush ahead for some elites and get fricked by some single trash hiding in the bush, fun

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please tell me your steam name, so I can block you right now from joining my cata lobbies.
                Infact, every single one of you homosexuals should drop their Steam IDs.
                Lotta blocking must be done here.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have cata or legend unlocked.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I can tell.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ahh dont shit your pants, alteast you are free from specials with me

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am mostly play alone so that isn't really am issue, but a big advantage Coru has is that it still let's your teammates kill enemies bc there's not friendly fire after the flame is in place

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you have tips to use the bret sword ? I find the combos strange

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            heavy m1 + light m1 for hordes
            the opposite for elites
            it's literally that easy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh it's the hallberd combo type lol, ok ty

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                more or less yeah, just way harder to frick up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1821186836

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            not him but for hordes I just spam the first two lights then reset with a quick block or a heavy then a light follow up into a block to reset depending on how thick the shit is or if I care which I usually dont
            against armor I just alternate heavy light because its decently fast and the angles are good for getting head hits
            its funny how the full moveset is just so overly awkward actually using the weapon decently devolves into ignoring as much of the combo strings as possible
            I think last time I played I was figuring out how to make the shielded version usable but from my memory its only decent combo is purely anti armor so you trade horde versatility of the normal sword for the shield

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Push attack heavy attack light attack is the overhead combo for elite
            For horde
            Just heavy and light back to back

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bretonnian knight is paid content.
        if you have to pay for power, whatever you get isnt better, it is p2w.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Foot Knight pic
          >'bretonnian knight'

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was talking about the bret sword which comes with the grail knight DLC, speedreader-kun

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He was talking about the bret sword
              >That's why he ignored all other posts talking about the bret longsword and specifically chose the one with a fk pic writing 'bretonnian knight'
              Lmao, sure

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hit gold in a WFB Left for Dead Pastiche
    >release a sequel with expanded mechanics and an evolution of the live service model
    >be comically slow to release content
    >fail to deliver promises
    >never fix bugs
    What the frick is wrong with Sweden? Irongate is the only other developer I have seen to just seemingly let a profitable game go to shit due to lazyness
    This game has bugs from the release date

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox release will surely mark the beginning of proper support.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is wrong with Sweden?
      They don't work. Literally. They have an entire month every year where they simply do not do any work. Look it up. The Swedes are one of the most decadent societies on the planet and everyone there is a lazy Black person (and soon to be actual Black folk thanks to the EU's immigration policies).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's based though. People in traditional societies barely worked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being propped up by NATO (the USA) and not having to spend any money on your own military is based
          yeah I guess

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mr shekelberg must love your work ethic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being productive is israeli
              I suppose this explains why israelites run the world.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having a month of no work every year is based, dumb goyslave

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is wrong with Sweden?
      It snows a lot, give them a break

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows Darktide was a side project that geedubs pretty much forced them to work on.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone have Alzheimer and forgot how shitty the launch was for VT2? It took years of patches for the game to become decent. Anyone who was moronic enough to buy or worse pre-order (which is stupid thing to do) Darktide deserve to be scam by fatshark.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darktide is already good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          endless metal corridors maps, lmao, even convo of decay have more visual variety than most of darktide maps, they could place maps on ships during warp jump, some aethel like map with space marine pods dropping from the sky, i don't know, what else, i'm not much of a loregay, different levels of hive maybe? Nooo, let's copy paste metal wall asset to produce some corridors, set them in some sewer environment, split them up into parts and call each part a map. Soulless generic heroes are just cherry on top.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm not much of a loregay
            Yeah, it shows. God forbid a hive world looks like a hive world

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron, my point was that they have such many settings too choose from in this universe yet they've choosen their entire game will be set in some hive's sewer. Didn't know double digit iq Black folk were into WH.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >my point was that they have such many settings too choose from in this universe
                Point out where you said it, Black person. You were b***hing about samey looking maps when its set in a hiveworld, you disingenuous frick

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > they could place maps on ships during warp jump, some aethel like map with space marine pods dropping from the sky, i don't know, what else, i'm not much of a loregay, different levels of hive maybe
                l2read

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >knowingly saying this while the game is set in the hive world
                >no indication that you wanted them to use a different settings
                >even suggesting "different levels of hive"
                >while also admitting that you're not much of loregay
                Get the frick out with your disingenuous shit, homosexual. There are many things darktide fricked up in but b***hing about setting their game in a hiveworld is a low iq take.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                game shouldn't be set in hive world, off youself Black person and raise your nation's average IQ by 10

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                shit take
                go do a world a favor and have a nice day you waste of space

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can do plenty of shit with a hive world. They just don't. An absolute no brainer is having a level set inside a noble's massive palace for example.
              Also if you find your setting limiting you should have chosen a better fricking setting. You don't get to use the setting as an excuse when you chose it in the first place you frick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am a loregay and he's full of shit.
                Back in the first edition of Necromunda they had tons of WD appendices showing different areas of a hive world to bring some variety onto your gaming table. And that was JUST the underworld of the hive worlds where the gangs are duking it out.
                I mean class still exists. That alone would be three completely different environments.

                Especially with a hive world overrun by chaos, you can do even more.
                Different stages of areas being overrun.

                TL;Dr the setting is no excuse. Especially since it's been heavily expanded on since then anyway.
                But you're right anyway, it's not an excuse period. Even if you're limited, you should still find ways to make it more appealing inside what you've been given.

                Fatshark is just fricking lazy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't help that they re-use entire chunks of levels in different missions. Really makes the "world" feel small, and adds to the repetitiveness of the maps.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The levels are pretty nice actually. It just needs more.
            Although i already have my hundred hours from it. I don't expect a game to give me more.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I regretted missing out on VT2's hayday so I stupidly bought Darktide at launch thinking SURELY after launching two games they would be good at this shit.

        I've learned my lesson, left a negative review, told all my WH40K loving friends to stay away from the game, will never buy another Fatshart game at launch or likely even within the first year or two, and certainly never at full price.
        Honestly I'd prefer the developer go out of business and sell their rights to some other studio or let them revert.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          VT2 is still pretty active, I still jump on and play to kill some time
          I don't know how people git good where they easily handle the super hard difficulties with a bunch of modifiers on, I still struggle with Champion sometimes if the run is rough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had trouble finding veteran matches but I'm playing champion now and it's been full lobbies most of the time. My only problem is it seems dwarf is quite popular and I don't have anything else leveled yet.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Silent patrols
        >Everything from aforementioned silent patrols, bosses, and hordes regularly spawning on top of you
        >Eight billion rats stacking on top of each other into a one shot death ball
        Release Legend was such a broken, fun piece of shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          good thing the game is all fixed up now years later so these bugs only show up occasionally instead of every other fricking match

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does everyone have Alzheimer and forgot how shitty the launch was for VT2?
        It was fine. The only serios thing I encountered is broken wave spawn, with them stacking on top of each other, so you have like thousand of rats lagging with like 5000ms delay and dropping your game to 10 fps.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought VT1, VT2 and DT on release. VT1 and VT2 were fundamentally good, so I just enjoyed the chaos until it got fixed to be a proper game. DT is fundamentally flawed and can never be fixed, I will not play that game ever again until it gets a complete remake that includes removing the magic doors.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought VT2 at launch and I played it exclusively until I 100'd it, I don't remember a single bad thing about it. I returned to it after the game has been given away for free to play with my friends and also had a blast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be comically slow to release content
      Which I don't understand. One person could make new content faster, than obese shark.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the majority of the map releases are rereleasing maps from the first game with some touches here and there
        I could fully expect them to pump out some more map rereleases with a pricetag in order to fund the ongoing attempts to unfrick darktide

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I preordered to play it early then refunded it when it released

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CA also shit the bed with the goldmine that was TWW. DoW3 should also have printed money

      Warhammer is cursed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well at least we know game will be good game in three years. with others you cant be sure the studio will even exist by then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a patch tomorrow that fixes all classes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you a nickel if that actually happens

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judge it yourself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fail to deliver promises
      what did they promised (apart versus). I got the game free last year when they gifted it so i'm "new"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they promised dedicated servers as well.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone have Alzheimer and forgot how shitty the launch was for VT2? It took years of patches for the game to become decent. Anyone who was moronic enough to buy or worse pre-order (which is stupid thing to do) Darktide deserve to be scam by fatshark.

      actually I don't give it a shit about bugs, Cyberpunk ran very well on my 2080 and I didn't remember anything except that blackout cutscene bug, VT ran very well, Fallout 4 ran very well, The only game I've ever been through that made me angry was new vegas, that game made my computer shut down once an hour,
      there's only two games, generic movie walking simulator shit without bugs or a fun ride with full of bugs, if I have to pick one of them, I'll pick the latter with no doubt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't give a shit about bugs unless I notice them
        What a Black person statement

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why yes I'm chink bug man

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Witchaven

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Havent play in a long time but want to pick it up again for Karak and Sienna map. Am I fricked in Champ or the muscle memory will still be there?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you know how dodging works and remember to mix in the occasional push/push attack, you should be fine on champ.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another blatant mordhay/chivalry bait thread
    It's all so tiresome-bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ratspammer thinking he has any grounds to find other people tiresome
      skaven fans are fricking annoying

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mash 2 buttons at most

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chivalry 2

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a HEMA autist that absolutely hates the everliving shit out of Mordhau and Chivalry, this game is close to perfection.
    Versus mode FRICKING WHEN.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Versus mode FRICKING WHEN.
      anon, i...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, anon.
        Please do not add salt to the wound.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As a HEMA autist
      >this game is close to perfection.
      bwahahahahha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you try Hellish Quart, it's made by a HEMA autist.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is weird because the devs and 95% of the playerbase are convinced that it is a melee favored game but in reality playing like it's l4d with your gun out all the time is still the optimal way to beat levels.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a minute there the swift bow on Kerillian with the bleed shit was fricking nuts and it did feel like I could be ranged 95% of a map

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played since july, and have no incentive to. I lost interest after beating cata consistently since my inventory is filled with reds and never had interest in fashiontide. Might come back to mess around on Sienna a bit, but I probably won't.

        I'm not a twitch streamer so I don't record videos of me playing games. Sorry bud. Again, it's not a complex melee game. I don't know why you think it is, especially compared to some of the alternatives, but it's clearly important to you that others think its complex so I'll let you live in that delusion.
        [...]
        Yeah, always enjoyed playing c**tsman with the spear/GYATTT gun.

        they've nerfed ranged over and over but it's still better than melee short of sabotage maps where there isn't a single ammo box. the easiest runs are always the ones where you have 3-4 gunchads just blasting through the level.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree, range is powerful but killing all specials with melee and use range just to save run ending frickup is the true endgame, atleast on non range focused careers, with range careers ammo regen is too good and paradigm shifts to not ever pulling out melee.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the melee combat is more satisfying. jumping into crowds with an axe in each hand screaming about your ancestors is infinitely more fun than doing an old ranger trick and shooting enemies from a smoke cloud with your clockwork revolver.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't reply to bait

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the combat in KC:D

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked it and wished there was more to the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I really liked it and wished there was more to the game.
        Jesus Christ be praised.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Henry's come to visit us!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone! Henry's come to visit!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vermintide 2's combat is physically painful, like it's not complex or difficult but if you don't macro it you're going to be spamming the same patterns in order to kill / cleave things.

    There's legit no reason for it, like it IS a PvE game where you fight hundreds upon hundreds of enemies continuously for the entire mission.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don't macro it you're going to be spamming the same patterns in order to kill / cleave things
      insane skill issue
      imagine getting filtered by anim cancels lmoa

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >macro
        ???

        It's not a skill issue you dullard, like none of the inputs are physically difficult or require memorization or timing or something; they are literally unchanging rote inputs.
        My point is it hurts your hand, like it's a large number of clicks for however long you're gaming.

        Darktide 2 has the same problem, and both are "fixed" by having a multi-button mouse mapped with macros.
        If they just put in a built-in system (i.e. mapped keyboard keys to specific inputs) and maybe did something to make dragging more intuitive (even if just visually displaying it better, like I don't know an over the shoulder camera for a moment or some shit, whatever) it'd be a vastly better game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not a skill issue you dullard, like none of the inputs are physically difficult or require memorization or timing or something; they are literally unchanging rote inputs.
          ???????????????? that is completely false
          play something harder than recruit please

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the frick are you on about? no seriously what are you even trying to say?
            like, genuinely, do you have a point or opinion or perspective you're trying to espouse?

            are you just really bored and lonely and sick that none of your friends play these dead tide games that have like 3k max players?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmfao moron you got called out and now you're sperging.
              i accept your concession, dumbass.
              https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1821186836

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just trolling for (You)s, got it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >macro
      ???

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically For Honor, but it’s surrounded in a shit game

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE losing a CW run because morons refuse to use their mog bombs!

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't much competition, really. Chiv and mordhau are alright but you can't easily balance stuff and please everyone because of its competitive nature.
    Warband is more fun as an army general simulator, 2 was a disappointment to say the least
    Kingdom come had its own problems
    Its just vermintide hit a sweet spot with its main combat and levels plus they added the Chaos wastes for more replayability.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy darktide

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the best first person melee combat of any game ever besides Chivalry and Mordhau.. except they’re much different styles of games so even then it’s hard to say if the melee is “better” in them.

    V2’s gameplay is almost perfection. It’s such a shame the dev team is so shit and lazy besides the gameplay designers and art department (music, VAs, and writers included.)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      unrelated but it really says something that the Ubersreik 5 are loved and Darktide doesn't even have main characters.
      It's almost like Warhammer 40k was just Warhammer Fantasy that traded SOUL for space.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand with how popular and well received the colorful and complete protagonists that the UB5 were, that FS and GW decided faceless, randomly generated grunts were the way to go.
        Specially with how the entire setting is help by popular, larger than life figured like Dante, the Emperor, Grimaldus, Titus or Indrick Boreale

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hello moronic secondary.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            complaints about secondaries
            >on a Warhammer thread on Ganker

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one here wanted marvel avengers homosexuals when darktide was announced. Everyone wanted a full team of storm troopers.
        I do not give a frick that you have no tumblr fandom shit to attach yourself to.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no you can't have characters with personalities and arcs, they HAVE to be generic and unimportant because that makes it more GRIMDARK and COOL to me and my AWESOME BASED friends.
          frick off secondary, people like you are the reason Warhammer 40k never has good fricking writing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game has always been about making your own guys. If you need totally EPIC super heroes then kys.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a game with better medieval swordplay melee combat.
    >Protip: you absolutely literally cannot.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was War of the Roses

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is my schizo theory but I think the reason they went with customizable characters was because they were being forced to have playable women. when the first trailer dropped and it showed the all stormtrooper team the reaction was pretty positive, but then when they showed the second trailer with the female priest and lesbian looking veteran there was a more negative reaction. I think they knew that it would piss people off if you had to play as some c**t with a buzz cut if you wanted to be a certain class, but had some kind of mandate for female characters, so they just fell back on customization so people could play what they wanted.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Come is better for 1 v 1 duels in PvE
    Mount and Blade is better for squad v squad battles in PvE
    Chivalry is better for clusterfrick chaos PvP
    There is no good 1 v 1 duel PvP game, Mordhau and Chivalry are both trash for that

    Vermintide 2 is best for hordes but the actual individual fights aren't very good
    Its bosses are boring damage sponges unless everyone knows what they're doing and are playing the right classes in which case the bosses are boring because they die within seconds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice image from Reddit homosexual.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh frames
      Post completion icons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kingdom Come is better for 1 v 1 duels
      Oh yeah doing your combos over and over until they finally work and then repeating until your enemy finally drops is so much fun.
      Absolute shit combat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to the Vermintide 2 duals, which don't exist
        Unless you count 1 v 4ing a boss as a """dual""" in which case the elf or the bret kills it in 2 seconds

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Souls game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      delusional

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chiv 2 is king.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First time I paid for bullshit extra content on a game

    Love this game

    Only thing I hate about it is how it gets really repetitive within a month

    Will come back to it if it’s still active though

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellish Quart,
    Die by the Sword
    Mount and Blade

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's kruber merc spear and shield

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordhau/Kingdome Come/Mount and Blade.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    warhammer's not medieval so your point is null

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream
    I was killing huge rats with kerillian's elven axe, shit felt so real
    Too bad that shit sucks dick in game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can make it decent on handmaiden by abusing the push attack buffs she can stack to get enough power and crit to clear things decently and the same with the greatsword, her other garbage tier weapon
      its just that uh, the same effort with any other weapon in the arsenal will do astronomically more

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you buttholes stop making these threads you're making me want to reinstall this shitpile and lose hours of my life on it again
    at least wait until the dlc class comes out in two years before baiting me like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sienna's coming out in 2 weeks though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, Blackmancer sienna comes out in literally 11 days.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love BH but I find his melee lacking, what are the good weapons for him ? I know bless combat is needed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      billhook
      r&p
      falchion
      axe if you understand how the game works to the point where you can solo cata onslaught.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    versus

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COME ON THEN YOU BLACK-FURRED BASTARD

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    900hrs in this game and I still don't have Bardin at level 30. Fricker is just too boring for words

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bardin
      >Boring
      That's a grudging

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't played a bomb chucking, potion chugging ranger build
        NGMI

        I think this is still working

        What'd you say? I can't hear you all the way up here!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't played a bomb chucking, potion chugging ranger build
      NGMI

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >concoction
        >resourceful combatant
        >free bombs on cast
        I could never decide on whether I wanted shrapnel or grenadier
        shrapnel meant I could abuse the frick out of incendiaries which most people otherwise prefer to throw away
        grenadier means I get to throw even more bombs which means more fun

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he hasn't played a bomb chucking, potion chugging ranger build
          NGMI

          I like firebombs with the larger aoe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I learned to appreciate it later, but initially bardin was my fav green circle machine as a flamethrower or drakegun wielder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is still working

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they removed that a long time ago for the crime of being too fun and making shotguns more viable for classes that can't just generate infinite ammo with their kit

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally only played kruber
    >fatshart answered my prayers and added WARRIOR PRIEST OF SIGMAR
    i am now saltz only.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Awful lack of elf posting here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kerillian owns me sex

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lumberdick

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kino soundtrack
    >Dog shit enemies that needs to have rats tacked on because of their lack of variety
    Beastmen are shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gold wizards

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    chivalry 2 easily

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda Skyward Sword

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a cool combat system
    >5th and last premium career is a necromancer
    is there any hope for necro gameplay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my money is on building up stacks of a resource (souls) based on making kills that you spend with your F and/or push attack and any other generic input trigger they can think of since the class can use everything except the flamestorm
      I'm ready for underwhelming shit like shield bash does a reskin of warrior priest rage pushes based on build up charges
      but hey maybe the scythe will be a fun weapon, a source of AP that isn't awkward as frick or weak like most of her other options

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      my money is on building up stacks of a resource (souls) based on making kills that you spend with your F and/or push attack and any other generic input trigger they can think of since the class can use everything except the flamestorm
      I'm ready for underwhelming shit like shield bash does a reskin of warrior priest rage pushes based on build up charges
      but hey maybe the scythe will be a fun weapon, a source of AP that isn't awkward as frick or weak like most of her other options

      the announcement already mentioned her ability is to summon 3 boring ass skeletons, the same ones from tower of treachery, to soak up damage.
      It's fricking moronic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like I'm about to save 5 bucks or just treat this like a 5 dollar weapon pack if the scythe is any good

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 1 witch hunter allowed per game
    I sleep

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play this game. Why does this have to be multiplayer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just git gud to play solo
      Bots are frustrating, but less than shitty players

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play it solo? Are you stupid?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite class, anons?
    And what do you think of the incoming Necromancer class? Do you like it or not?

    For me its Unchained. super busted melee class while also being a wizard is something I like.
    And im not fan of Fatshark choosing Necromancer to be honest. At least we will get a new Sienna melee weapon tough.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bounty Hunter. Love poking frickers in the head and one-tapping frickers with the crossbow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foot Knight.
      It's unparalleled crowd control dps/tank potential and nifty aesthetics make it my favorite and I'd argue Kruber's best class
      I think it's alright. DLC classes have to be different and I dunno how FS would do yet another Bright Wizard variation from whole cloth.
      At least it seems to have some justification in-game, unlike the revolting, canon-defying bullshit that is Grail Knight Kruber.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >canon-defying bullshit that is Grail Knight Kruber
        how is it canon-defying?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no non-Brettonian Grail Knights.
          Also, it's supposed to be part of a process, you undergo a quest, you shy from material possessions in the name of Honor, Glory and the Lady
          And plus, frick me, every single fantasy has England/France expies, WFB is one of the few with HRE, I wanna enjoy some Teutonic feudalry
          His class should've been as a Knigh of the White Wolf, with hammers and Axes as new weapons

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's no non-Brettonian Grail Knights.
            I doubt theres anything in the lore that says this (and if there is its a bit moronic). I guess this part is solved thanks to Krubs ancestry.
            >Also, it's supposed to be part of a process, you undergo a quest, you shy from material possessions in the name of Honor, Glory and the Lady
            Yeah thats really bad. At most he should've been a questing knight.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I doubt theres anything in the lore that says this
              There has never been a foreigner Grail Knight
              > if there is its a bit moronic
              Lol. "It's not lore breaking. But if it is, it doesn't matter"
              >I guess this part is solved thanks to Krubs ancestry.
              It's lame regardless. Imagine the revelation that Saltzpyre's cat's grandmother was from Cathay and so it's justified that his DLC class is Jade warrior
              >Yeah thats really bad
              It's all bad.
              There was a better option right there
              Specially how intertwined the mythos of Taal and Ulrik are, there was a better option right there, since they already made him a Longshanks in the regular game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't there an Arabian Grail Knight at one point?
                Suliman le Saracen I think?
                He had a tabletop model
                He might have been an Arabian Questing Knight idk

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Dunecoon of Karbombia wasn't any sort capital K Knight, just an honorable Arabyan that was friends with a bretonnia
                https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Suliman_le_Saracen

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There has never been a foreigner Grail Knight
                Does that mean there can't be one?
                >Lol. "It's not lore breaking. But if it is, it doesn't matter"
                I'm not saying it doesn't matter or that it's not lore breaking. I'm saying its a a moronic rule to have. Does the lady check your dna before you take a sip? What if some brets ancestors were from the empire?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Does that mean there can't be one?
                Yes.
                >I'm saying its a a moronic rule to have
                The whole of Bretonnia is moronic rules based off vaguely defined concepts.
                >Does the lady check your dna before you take a sip?
                Why not? She checks of you're a noble.
                >What if some brets ancestors were from the empire?
                Then you'd need enough Bretonnian breeding in you family to compensate

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you define as a Grail Knight?
                Is an elf blessed by Lileath a Grail Knight?
                Are the Grail Companions of Gilles le Breton Grail Knights? Because like I said early, that would make Abhorash a Grail Knight.
                If it's specifically only the modern day Bretonnian thing then yeah, you probably have to be Bretonnian, but that seems like an overly restrictive definition.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                GW said it ok so it ok
                why argue about something that you are clearly in the wrong about? Markus de Mandelot is a grail knight

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                giving a frick about what GW, especially nu-nu-nuGW or whatever the frick we're on now, has to say is the worst argument you can give for something being okay
                its on the same level of respecting disney star wars drivel or anything related to tolkien that came out in the last 15 years he had nothing to do with directly

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abhorash, the progenitor of the Blood Dragon vampire bloodline, is literally a companion of Gilles le Breton.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Abhorash is not and has never been a Grail Knight.

                What do you define as a Grail Knight?
                Is an elf blessed by Lileath a Grail Knight?
                Are the Grail Companions of Gilles le Breton Grail Knights? Because like I said early, that would make Abhorash a Grail Knight.
                If it's specifically only the modern day Bretonnian thing then yeah, you probably have to be Bretonnian, but that seems like an overly restrictive definition.

                >What do you define as a Grail Knight?
                You drank from the Grail.
                >Is an elf blessed by Lileath a Grail Knight?
                No.
                >Are the Grail Companions of Gilles le Breton Grail Knights?
                Yes, they drank from the Grail.
                >Because like I said early, that would make Abhorash a Grail Knight.
                No it wouldn't. Abhorash was a companion of Gilles but he wasn't a Grail Companion, that's why he's not listed among the Thirteen.

                GW said it ok so it ok
                why argue about something that you are clearly in the wrong about? Markus de Mandelot is a grail knight

                Lol, all all you have is "GeeDubs said it's okay" so I guess you can never complain about anything lore breaking ever again

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you can't go about inventing fictional rules that were never communicated to you and then be mad that GW does something that goes against those invented rules.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >inventing fictional rules
                The rules are right were and were never contradicted until Kruber
                If you're argument is that GW can do whatever they want if the lore because it's their game, go ahead but it's homosexual nonetheless

                >Swore an oath to Giles
                >Travelled with Giles and the Grail Companions
                >Returned to Bretonnia to fight alongside his King when Gilles revealed himself in End Times
                If Abhorash isn't a Grail Knight then the definition of Grail Knight is stupid and arbitrary

                >the definition of Grail Knight is stupid and arbitrary
                No isn't you tard, it's drinking from the Grail it's simple as hell
                Gilles horse traveled with him and returned to bretonnia too, is it a Grail Knight too?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is it a Grail Knight too?
                It's not sentient so...

                [...]
                why do you lorelets not even bother trying to look up the information you're arguing about so you know even the basic details about what you're discussing
                or is this just a way of keeping the thread bumped

                >Lorelet
                Abhorash did swear and oath to Gilles, he did travel with Gilles, he did return to Gilles in End Times
                Tell me where I'm wrong about this, oh great and wise one

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESL

                feel free to post something from the lore that says "only bretonnians get the sip"

                moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no pic
                i accept your concession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not sentient
                So? Maybe Gilles is philosophical zombie. What even is sentience anyway?
                >Tell me where I'm wrong about this
                Didn't Drink from the Grail. Is not listed as one of the Grail Companions anywhere.

                feel free to post something from the lore that says "only bretonnians get the sip"

                Feel free to post the dozens of foreigner Grail Knights before Kruber

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's better than a Grail Knight

                They let death stop them from fulfilling their oaths

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, I'll accept this one.

                >It's not sentient
                So? Maybe Gilles is philosophical zombie. What even is sentience anyway?
                >Tell me where I'm wrong about this
                Didn't Drink from the Grail. Is not listed as one of the Grail Companions anywhere.
                [...]
                Feel free to post the dozens of foreigner Grail Knights before Kruber

                where do any of those things equate to Abhorash ever drinking from the Grail and earning the Lady's Blessing the way Grail Knights or the Companions did?

                [...]
                feel free to look up basic fricking information on how a Bretonnian Knight becomes a Grail Knight you fricking moron its only one of the most important aspects to the fricking faction's lore as a whole
                every knight of Bretonnia is from the line of nobility and begins as a shitter Knight Errant until they prove themselves and become a proper Knight of the Realm and assigned lands to manage and protect
                there is where most knights end their journey because becoming a Questing Knight requires they give up nearly everything they have to constantly quest through the lands wherever their travels may take them in search of the Grail and the path is never the same for every knight where the overwhelming majority of them die without ever even coming close
                only the most pious and chivalrous of these knights are visited by the Lady herself and allowed to drink from the Grail and accept her blessing which grants them superhuman vitality to better protect the land and serve the Lady after proving themselves to be truly incorruptible and devoted to the cause
                TL:DR have a nice day you fricking secondary

                Boring Grail Jannies are worse than Blood Knights anyway.
                And less effective, like how anon pointed out.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Boring Grail Jannies are worse than Blood Knights anyway.
                Regardless of what you think of them, Grail Knight wasn't the right choice
                People often complained about how it's weird that Kerillian's alt careers are her larping as the other elf races, specially when there's Asrai equivalent that could the same job.
                I don't understand why people would like how canonically, the stalwart worshiper of Taal that Kruber is now larps as Bretonnian

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's weird that Kerillian's alt careers are her larping as the other elf races,
                Considering what was going on at this point in Fantasy, it's not all that weird.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let us not consider GW's moronation with End Times carte blanche for a "whatever, anything goes" approach to the lore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let's also not pretend it matters. Fantasy is dead and shall remain as such.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                where do any of those things equate to Abhorash ever drinking from the Grail and earning the Lady's Blessing the way Grail Knights or the Companions did?

                feel free to post something from the lore that says "only bretonnians get the sip"

                feel free to look up basic fricking information on how a Bretonnian Knight becomes a Grail Knight you fricking moron its only one of the most important aspects to the fricking faction's lore as a whole
                every knight of Bretonnia is from the line of nobility and begins as a shitter Knight Errant until they prove themselves and become a proper Knight of the Realm and assigned lands to manage and protect
                there is where most knights end their journey because becoming a Questing Knight requires they give up nearly everything they have to constantly quest through the lands wherever their travels may take them in search of the Grail and the path is never the same for every knight where the overwhelming majority of them die without ever even coming close
                only the most pious and chivalrous of these knights are visited by the Lady herself and allowed to drink from the Grail and accept her blessing which grants them superhuman vitality to better protect the land and serve the Lady after proving themselves to be truly incorruptible and devoted to the cause
                TL:DR have a nice day you fricking secondary

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds pretty gay to be honest

                Always wondered why vampires weren't a bigger part of human lore in WHF. People fall to chaos out of desperation or despair all the time, but falling to vampires seems to be less universally represented despite it seeming like a much better deal.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you need to read up basic lore on vampires too you lorelet shitter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                here's your grail m'lord
                drink up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek and to think Kruber got all that for free without any gay bullshit
                such is the life of empirechad

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Swore an oath to Giles
                >Travelled with Giles and the Grail Companions
                >Returned to Bretonnia to fight alongside his King when Gilles revealed himself in End Times
                If Abhorash isn't a Grail Knight then the definition of Grail Knight is stupid and arbitrary

                why do you lorelets not even bother trying to look up the information you're arguing about so you know even the basic details about what you're discussing
                or is this just a way of keeping the thread bumped

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                feel free to post something from the lore that says "only bretonnians get the sip"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Swore an oath to Giles
                >Travelled with Giles and the Grail Companions
                >Returned to Bretonnia to fight alongside his King when Gilles revealed himself in End Times
                If Abhorash isn't a Grail Knight then the definition of Grail Knight is stupid and arbitrary

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior Priest
      Before that came out, it was Zealot
      Greatsword Zealot was really fun early on but Fartshart ruined Greatsword a while ago
      Slayer is good too, but I miss when dual axes had AP shove attacks that landed easy double hit AP headshots because of the swing animation, now I usually run two handed hammer and pickaxe Slayer
      Handmaiden was my other super favorite class, especially with the spear or shield and spear
      If I was to rank them, probably my top 5 would be
      >Warrior Priest
      >Zealot
      >Handmaiden
      >Slayer
      >Unchained = Ironbreaker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm split between warrior priest and bounty hunter
      For the obvious reasons bounty hunter is powerful but still fairly frail and not as absolutely foolproof a ranged class as say waywatcher and the F will always be satisfying and fun to use
      He also enables wider use of Saltzpyres more varied ranged weapons when usually you default to crossbow for witch hunter and zealot because its good at everything you really need your ranged weapon to be
      Warrior priest because he has pieces of his kit you can't emulate with any other classes like the get out of jail free card and access to the flail and shield which is braindead but a lot of fun to use

      I have grown to like all the classes for all the characters except the elf's because I find them boring or encouraging of homosexual behavior
      Doesn't mean I'm not going to play waywatcher when I get the feeling I'm going to need to coddle a lobby or want to prevent a troonymaiden from entering later on if I smell one in the matchmaking pool but I'd generally rather be playing something more fun like coghammer trollhammer ironbreaker

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bounty hunter is always fun but to be honest I'm perfectly content playing merc kruber. He might be basic but +25 to your teammates and stagger is always kinda good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish more morons ran the revive on ult talent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed. But I can see why people don't choose it. During the times where it's best to use it (everyone else knocked down, you're still up and have ult ready), you're probably gonna lose anyways for ending up in that situation to begin with
          That said, the other choices aren't really that good compared to a free revive or three

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even outside of full group rezzes, being able to revive someone whilst surrounded by a horde, staggering the horde and getting 25 THP is extremely good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the problem with the revive is that most people who take it save it until they need to revive someone when popping it earlier could have prevented the down in the first place and if you were doing that you might as well have taken either of the other two versions instead to get more out of using it preventively
          I've had way too many matches where the merc never pops the fricking thing more than twice a run to save one safe person because he's got his revive talent and it sits off cooldown for 95% of the match
          I'd rather have a WP on res duty because his is even more powerful even if its only one at a time and it gives that one person a lot more security between the invuln, delayed stagger, and free fat heal since you mainly go down from getting shafted by a bunch of shit at once vs getting chipped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slayer, jumping around as a manlet shredding hordes is too fun

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elf sex.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a game with better medieval swordplay melee combat.
    dark messiah of might and leg day

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what if I don't like miyeons new short hair?
    what if yugi refuses to sit on my face and insult me in chinese?

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1k+ hours in the game
    >full red gears
    >80% of challenges completed aside from the ones that require you to coordinate with randoms or wrangle bots

    >never played a single game of sienna

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I hate about Vermintide 2 is that it has a lot of secondaries (fans who havent played the games)
    of which, the vast majority of these are 40k fans

    Darktide was announced and these people insisted that the game WILL be good because "Vermintide 2 is good, and its made by the same people!" ignoring how cyberpunk came out despite CDPR making the witcher 3
    but because they are secondaries, they had no idea that Vermintide 2 was trash at launch and the devs went on holiday shortly after release so nothing got fixed for ages

    ...and the exact same thing happened with darktide, and all these secondaries bought the game just because its 40k and then b***hed that it was unfinished

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      vermintide 2 wasn't nearly as bad on launch as darktide
      it was bad yes but darktide was worse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem being mainly that Warhammer itself is infested with secondaries because of leddit memeability that has only gotten worse over time
      this is particularly bad with 40k for obvious reasons but its leaking into fantasy now that fantasy has started getting some decent games at least relative to the slop most 40k games are

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >total war warhammer 3 sits at 61%
      >darktide at 56%
      Grim

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny to think that people said that the Warhammer curse was over and now mostly good games would come of the property

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and possibly grave

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      class update for darktide tomorrow

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a lobby Black folk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in another country
      You'll have 400 ping

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's more like arcade, relatively old school, slasher like i dunno rune? mainstream examples that tend to be "realistic" are chivarly 2 and mordahu but i didn't play them much. instead i've i think i played 120 hours plus in vermi 2

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not medieval in the slightest but I rather enjoy my Italian longswordchud wife

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i bought it last year

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >
      vidya is healing

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you know what is still a good game? pvk 2

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellish Quart was made by a HEMA autist and it's pretty good. That's probably the best but there are dozens that are better than this fricking spammy trash. have a nice day.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LUMBARFOOOTS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      please cease your prattling posthaste elgi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elf players are like a parody of themselves

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any mordhau discords active?

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when the game clicked with you?
    Mine moment was when I learned about witch hunter crit HS insta kill

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to debloat Vermintide 2 in Steam?
    Game takes a fricking 100gb of disk space now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no
      Frick you, you consumer homosexual
      Buy more disk space so we can keep making bloated, unoptimized games with uncompressed audio files in 12 different languages

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres a crash log folder
      last time i deleted it it was around 4gigs i think

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should add a skaven playable hero as an apology for not releasing versus
    The rats are the stars of the show after all

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mordhau.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to solve the problem of having 1st person melee combat which is good for combat in PVP and PVE.

    Both for normal sized enemies , slightly larger sized, and titanic sized enemies.

    I'm really going to have to create something innovative here.

    I hate 3rd person combat this much, it's basically roll spam.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    garbage game

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chivalry

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Come

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what I dislike most about fatshark is the forced multiplayer designs. If I wanted friends I'd have them. I just want to kill rats by myself but the disablers make that impossible.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For Honor.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its one of the best games there is actually

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally who game made by literally who swedoids
    >better character development that 99% of games around today.
    howd they do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swedes make good games. Not news at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better character development
      I'll only concede this when Kerillian is pregnant with a half elf, quarter imperial and quarter bovine child

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A shame character development doesn't make the game play nicer eh?

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always preferred picrel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might like this then

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST GIMME KERILLIAN THE GAME ALREADY YOU c**tS
    FRICK YOU DUMB FATSHART I HATE YOU

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine replacing the unique characters and personalities of V2, with the bland mass of character creator pcs that make up Darktide.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got it two days ago, what should I know about it, maybe something counter-intuitive?
    Weapons seem poorly balanced and progression is really fast compared to other pve games.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is shit, I'm sorry you wasted money

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those morons pretending to be playing cata and exclusively only cata every single day at every given hour when the mode is completely dead 80% of the time
    >posting circles too
    A tale as old as time.
    This is why /coopg/ is nigh unusable, btw.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only shitters think cata is hard, it's boring

      real chads play cata with twitch mode or cata+CW

      t.

      regular cata is boring as frick, chaos wastes cata is where shit starts getting fun

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't reply to my posts, shitstain.
        Cataframe Black person who is likely going to ragequit at the first chaos pat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chaos Wastes
        Has anyone stopped playing CW the Grudges? I had two runs ruined by that bullshit illusionist trait and later they changed all the abilities and it's just not fun anymore

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          last time i played in 2022 or something everyone was playing CW, it was the new main mode and made regular maps feel boring

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comfy vermintide thread
    >suddenly cataBlack folk invade the thread
    >scoreboard and circles discussion, true solo and modded homosexualry, muh meeytaah cancer homosexualry, webbums homosexualry and autistic screeching for 400++ posts
    For any of you that have never played the game and have a mild intention to do so in the near future, this is exactly what the game is like at the hardest difficulties.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Axe
      >with WHC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's so much work just to deal with naked rats

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    those green circles do shit to the mind

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro tell me more about the long dodge dagger meta you champshitters have going on it sounds cool

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    vermintide melee looks cool but it still feels like you're waving a noodle across the screen and then enemies it passes over take damage. Especially since the range of your attack is artificially extended so much. The weapon feels disconnected from the game world and more like a HUD item. The only game I've seen with first person melee where the weapon actually feels like it occupies the same same 3D space as everything else is dark and darker

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm relatively new at the game and was always confused if i'm really getting stabbed in the back by a rat i overlooked or they are really spawning behind me.
      Then i saw one spawn in front of me, when covering someone's back

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your young Latina wife will never protect you from Tyrone and his sabre

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda wish they reworked Rotblood patrols.
      While any patrol can be an endrunner depending on the when and where they're aggro'd, the chaos patrol is so exponentially more deadly it's not even funny
      And it never made much sense how all these capital W Warriors of Chaos are all just fine patrolling in formation

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >block
    >swing
    >block
    >swing
    >block
    >swing

    truly, one of the medieval games of all time.

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a great game but if you wanted to actually do medieval swordplay something like mordhau would probably float your boat more. or that receny fighting game with all the swordplay styles, can't remember its name. anyway VT2 is better than both but it's not a better "medieval swordplay" game.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New World

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only during the alpha

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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