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Name a more fun class
>t. Gunboats + the original rocket jump wanna be soldier main
What does that even mean? How do you be a "wanna be soldier main" you either main the class or you don't
NO YOU DON'T GET IT. I HAVE TO SHIT ON SOLDIER PLAYERS FOR NO REASON
i used to exclusively play this
now i play liberty launcher + panic attack + garden
>They think it be like it is
>but it don't
>Mrrh mmph mrr mrr mrph
>mmm! mmrphur mrrr mmmph!
if only you know how hudda things really were
all of them depending on your mood.
tf2 is the GOAT because literally every class can be fun to play
[class] mains are sad gays that dont know how to have fun
>I'm in the mood for TF2, but I really enjoy playing scout or pyro. As a result I play them a lot more than the rest
>therefore they are my mains
What's wrong with this thinking? Sometimes I spend time playing a different class for a week a or two but I always feel the itch to play my favourites
fifth post, best post.
It's even fun being an engineer literally guarding your sentries and dispensers from spies even though it's mostly waiting around, wacking things with a wrench.
The anticipation or fear that any moment could reveal a spy is fun.
The game is brilliant, but was pretty much ruined for me by all the unlockable crap that destroyed balance.
Classic TF2 would be fun.
I always pick what my team is missing/needs.
But I will admit I can be biased as I am more inclined to play some classes more often than others, especially if the team is already pretty balanced out
Playing medic for fun is an hoax, no one does that
All I have to do is just to follow a teammate and hide behing a cover from time to time
>Playing medic for fun is an hoax
being the reason my team wins is pretty fun
play bad medic for fun :^)
>He doesn't know the joys of Kritzkreig pubstomping
I play Vacc medic to force my team to succeed and to see the other team break down and seethe when they can't adapt
How the fuck do I git gud with the Vax? People say it’s gamebreaking but I can never get it to work properly
I do if there's a rocket jumper around
Then I can play faux-market gardener since medic melee always crits every time
>He doesn't know the joy of denying an entire enemy push by pressing M2
>he doesn't know the suffering of pressing M2 & walking into the turret nest only to turn around & watch your ubered target just stand there around the corner not moving forward
>he doesn't know the joy of pressing m2 and watching an enemy heavy whip out the holiday punch and stun lock the guy I was pocketing
Just play Kritz medic, it forces people to be more aggressive and do exceedingly retarded shit
>he doesn't play medic as an extra sniper who also heals and ubers
>never take out medigun
>only use crossbow & ubersaw
>team absolutely LOSING THEIR SHIT
wait I meant amputator but whatever
I play medic if I'm eating while playing because I can put in minimum effort and still support my team
>he will never know the joy of denying the enemy kills
>he will never know the warm feeling of saving someone who was going to die
Unconventional or surprise Ubers are fun though
Call your momma and tell her she raised a casual bitchboy gay.
t. hasn't opened his third eye and hasn't transcended to higher planes of being
This video made that lazypurple fag irrationally butthurt
My favorite TF2 moment will always be related to Medic.
>playing Medic, really in the zone
>spy keeps trying to backstab me
>I stab him with my ubersaw almost every time
>he starts bitching in the chat
>"he's not a good medic he's just paranoid"
Second favorite moment is someone complaining about the melee hitreg and all he said was "meat sound but no damage"
Fuck you Medic is a blast
I do. It's like playing whack-a-mole with health bars. There's always someone on the team who needs healing, and my Monkey brain enjoys the challenge of being constantly busy, running back and forth between target to target trying to keep everyone alive and topped off.
Medic is great when everyone around you is overhealed, and they are competent enough to not abandon you or over extend, popping ubers that destroys those sentries nests, and constantly hitting those healing arrows all the way across the map saving that one Heavy from that crit rocket. The whole team runs like a well greased machine when a good medic is playing
Agreed. I play every class. Mostly Scout Soldier Engineer though.
>[class] mains are sad gays that dont know how to have fun
This. If you're not swapping classes several times per round, you're doing it wrong.
>just play spy when the enemy has 3 pyros bro
>hmm, today I'll play some Sp-
>enemy team has 2 "no fun allowed" pyros
>hmm, today I'll play some Sp-
>enemy team has 2 "no fun allowed" pyros
use your revolver you faguettes
>just use the least fun way to kill people bro
i play Spy to penetrate people from behind, not to shoot them.
>the least fun way to kill people
>i play Spy to penetrate people from behind
>Entire cast are men minus maybe one
ngl man, that's kinda gay
Slap my ass.
pyro is a dude
i say pyro is a woman because it makes my special stick feel good
Pyro is a robot
Pyro is a mutant
That demoman is a nega
My large breasts in latex fetish says otherwise.
it's why TF2 will always be better than overwatch
you can just play whatever you want and still contribute to winning and not have autists screeching at you to switch and then getting kicked and banned because you dared to play a "non meta" character
I play pretty much every class outside of Demo and Heavy
>sneaking behind enemy lines and killing 8+ gamers before anyone realizes I'm there
>Causes the enemy team to constantly check their backs, shoot in random corners and get paranoid by my mere existence, some even switching to Pyro
Look mate, all i do is click on heads, it's a fun time.
>caring about TF2 when Overwatch 2 exists
Pyro if you want gays to seethe about W+M1
or Soldier, if you want gays to seethe about shooting the ground
Dustbowl is a good map.
>b-but it's shit
Yes, this is why it is good map. Dustbowl is a map so horrible that it's good. It's the best worst map.
The best worst map is arena_watchtower. If you want a map that is just pushing into tight chokes pick Steel which is actually good unlike cp_toiletbowl
I always loved the detail that it's the only official map so far that has actual breakable windows, they even play a unique sound for shattering them
Spy when I managed to make half the enemy team hunt me down
For me it's sniper
>Gets kicked for accidentally looking up
Medic is fun to me because having to power to decide who lives and dies, whom to reward and whom to punish gives me satisfaction.
Me every time I decide to play Medic
>Nailing crossbow arrows that heal long distance teammates and fucks over enemies
>Keeping my team alive and fighting
>Ubers in clutch moments to make decisive pushes, or at best, win matches
>Vac pocketing my teammates to fuck over any sniperbots who dare show themselves in my presence
>Getting thanks from teammates when I've healed them either from the voice lines, text, or teammates actually saying it
Medic is stressful to play, but my God is he fun as fuck.
the seethe I get from using the mini sentry is too good to pass
or using the LVL3 sentry and rushing into enemy with a shotgun, I do that sometimes
>degreaser/scorch shot frag clips
bro you picked like the least interesting weapons to watch
nix that shit and just make it a spell montage
>The old Sticky Jumper model
How old is this clip
>how I look at spies when they pepper me with their peashooter before I det jump my flamethrower down their asshole
>how spies look at you when you get smacked with that revolver crit
*hits you in mid air killing all your momentum*
nothing personnel kid
>Spycycle to headshot combo
Nothing personnel, you wretched abomination *snort*
Holy copium. Even the best spies are strange food for the pyrochad. How are you gonna trick stab me when I air blast you into a wall and crunk my axe over your head
*whips out diamondback*
*kills you with 2 crits*
The most skilled Demo main
TF2worms' whole channel is a goldmine of classic TF2.
>heavy gets like a dozen kills telecamping
>the engineer hosting the teleporter raging in the chat because his team is too stupid to wait for his crits to wear off
funniest shit i've seen in weeks
i have been looking for this clip for so long i forgot i was even looking for it
"I'm drunk! You don't have an excuse!"
tf2 players need the rope
is tonight the night
It's still kino without the update
But man, I want some new halloween hats for free
Confess your TF2 sins
I have no fucking idea how to rocket or sticky jump
Speaking of rocket jumping, I recently learned that you should crouch first then jump, not the other way around lol
i mained sniper for a couple of years
I only play sniper with the piss rifle
i religiously use the warrior's spirit in medieval mode
Just this year I found out that you're supposed to hit the sentry/dispenser/teleporter when it's building to make it build faster
And I play TF2 for like 11 years now, so holy shit
im to scared to play engineer/spy/sniper
I pocket Phlog Pyros.
i dont know how to über properly. I just wing it.
as long as you follow the cardinal rule of "pop it don't drop it" you'll always do it properly
I spent 500$ on this game solely buying shit from the Mann Co. store when I first started playing because I had no idea about the market or trading sites.
Fuck the Mann Co. Store, literal scam
I've never learned to airblast, despite pyro being my most-played class for the longest time
timing is all you have to learn
just press m2
This is me, but soldier with rocket jumping. I can do basic jumps but when I try jump maps or the jump academy I get destroyed
All you need to know is the airblast hitbox is a wide as fuck rectangle that starts slightly behind you
so like most pyros then?
I relied too much on the iron bomber
Of the 1400+ hours I’ve played TF2, 1000 of those hours were played exclusively on 2fort
My first 500 hours of TF2 was spent on brony vs saxton hale servers
i don't even play the game
i would like to, but all i have is an aging laptop that goes apeshit if i even try to use loadout.tf
also fps+trackpad=not good time
you know what fuckit, i'm gonna try and install this shit.
i'm really tasting the pain now
Play engi and watch some dane vids to get a feel for where the most important places to contest are on the maps. You dont have to be a twitchy shooty man with engi due to your sentry handling the hard work, but you have a shotgun (which is the most common weapon in the game) and plenty of close encounters to use it in.
What fucking piece of shit 386 do you have that can't run a 2007 game? Even a $400 craptop with no GPU that I bought earlier this year can run TF2 at 1080p 60fps
I literally don't even know how to jump around as scout, I don't know how to rocket/sticky jump, don't know how to aim in general, in fact i know basically fuck all despite having 300 hours in the game
I'm too scared to play anything but engie and just camp at the objective
I stopped playing the game once I realized how the thousands of hours I put into it could've been put into other games.
I use name/description tags on non-strange weapons.
I've spent way too much money buying unusuals/stranges/warpaints
I'm autistic about strange parts and need them on everything
Despite 2k hours I still barely know how to be an effective spy
I'm super effective as demo with stickies but will still opt for hybrid knight anyway 90% of matches
I dislike the wrangler and thus never learned sentry jumps
I hate playing medic and heavy
I have never touched MvM once
>I'm super effective as demo with stickies but will still opt for hybrid knight anyway 90% of matches
honestly? i respect that.
I threw away a box I later discovered I could sell for 10 dollars at the time
I traded a Left 4 Dead hat for a regular weapon
Femscout was my first waifu and I used a mod to play as her, I miss that mod by the way
I'm still upset how Mann vs. Machine still is Red vs Blue robots instead of Red and Blu vs Gray robots despite the former making more sense game design wise
Death match is one of my favorite game modes despite almost never having the chance to play it
>I'm still upset how Mann vs. Machine still is Red vs Blue robots instead of Red and Blu vs Gray robots despite the former making more sense game design wise
Problem is that the playtesters were stuck on old habits of shooting at their alt color team members. Also Gray and Blu aren't too dissimilar
>Problem is that the playtesters were stuck on old habits of shooting at their alt color team members
the problem is valve exclusively hires actual fucking retards to test their games.
>Purple mercenaries vs Gray robots
I've been playing since 2015 but I cannot play spy for the life of me. Also I named a bunch of my items after shitty memes and I still get a bit embarrassed when looking in my backpack sometimes
+100 hours on every class except for medic which is less than 50
I bought tf2 on release but haven't played it in 8 years.
I was a filthy fucking hat collecting whore for the longest damn time.
i literally cannot play spy, i just can't, i hit 1/10 backstabs
whenever i play the class i play revolver spy which is fun sure but not really what i should be doing
I play spy
All the fucking time
I've racked up over 2000 hours in spy alone
I still suck ass at it
update is live bitches
No it's fucking not
yes it is
inventory and game coordinator are down
>0.6GB of update
What the fuck, how much space can hats take
Featuring 6 new community maps: Soul-Mill, Helltrain, Bonesaw, Crasher, Ghoulpit, and Spookeyridge
Added the Ghoulish Gains Case
Contains 22 new community-created cosmetic items that make up the Ghoulish Gains Collection
Has a chance to give one of 5 new community-created Halloween-restricted items as a bonus item
Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
Added 5 new community-contributed taunts to the Mann Co. Store
Taunt: The Scaredy-cat!
Taunt: Texas Twirl 'Em
Taunt: The Travel Agent
Taunt: Drunk Mann's Cannon
Taunt: Shanty Shipmate
Added 25 new community-created Unusual effects
12 new effects for Unusual hats
13 new effects for Unusual taunts
Added the Scream Fortress XIV War Paint Case
Contains 11 new community-created War Paints that make-up the Scream Fortress XIV War Paint Collection
Has a chance to give a taunt Unusualifier as a bonus item
All players who launch the game will receive a Soul Gargoyle if they don't already have one
Grants access to Merasmissions and Halloween item transmutations
Tracks Merasmissions completed and souls collected
All Halloween Contracts have been reset, allowing them to be completed again
Added new Contracts for this year's featured community maps
Completing a Halloween Contract will give players a classic Halloween item and the chance for a Ghoulish Gains Case or Scream Fortress XIV War Paint Case
Continue last year's event by collecting the souls of dead players for your Soul Gargoyle by killing enemies, doing map objectives, or collecting the Soul Gargoyles that spawn in the maps
All cosmetic and taunt Cases will grant Halloween 2022 Unusual effects instead of their normal Unusual effects during the event. This does not include Crates.
Join Halloween matches by using the Special Events category in Casual
Scream Fortress XIV runs through November 7th, 2022
Updated several maps to fix localization issues
Shut up bitch
Whats up bro
umm what about the bots?
As a heavy main i hate this little fucker like you wouldnt believe. And with the speed spells for halloween its even worse. Pesky nats.
Get a 144hz monitor and you will never lose a 1v1 with a scout ever again
I mostly play heavy and scouts don't bother me too much
Now, if I'm playing demo? I'd rather go up against a heavy getting pocketed by three medics than a single scout that understands how to juke
my guilty pleasure is playing formerly popular sovl-filled games like Left 4 Dead, Skyrim, and Team Fortress and imagining I was playing it at its peak.
it looks the same, plays the same, yet is not the same...
>all 6 new maps are fucking CTF
>one of them is clearly inspired by convoy
Are you fucking serious? Nobody is going to finish these contracts
THEY MADE CONVOY OFFICIAL?
no, just a hallonween map that's inspired by it
how close is it
Any class in a game not made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
cope and sneed gay
online card games are gacha for redditors
I can't double jump is the funnest mechanic in any fps.
Spy is the most fun, imo. Completely turns FPS gameplay on its head and especially when you're playing with experienced players, it is exhilarating and hilarious if you can do it well.
a good spy will ruin the entire server of fun
A good spy is one who is hosting the server so he can trick stab you while seemingly being in front of you. They need to do something about backstabs to make the stealth part of spy better and more desirable, like scout tier movement speed while cloacked and not shimmering
what meme should i recreate using a tf2 cast member
Still mad they nerfed the Sandman.
On the one hand, I can get why they did it, but did they have to make it totally worthless?
>Boots up TF2
>Rocket Jump Waltz plays
>"Yup... It's time to game.."
>Instantly loads up pl_CHADwater.
>scout death scream also stuttering
holy fuck crasher is so fun
>hide in a corner
>charges at you from around the corner
>one shots you
only when the shots land and deal the 90+ damage they should and not magically dealing 12 or something absurdly low
the rest of the time its pure suffering playing scout, especially when i could just be playing soldier, demo, or pyro and would only need to put in half the effort for the same result
Yep, it's scout time
TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
>Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
>No garden gnome cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
>A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
>even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Versus still makes gays and shitters seethe to this day
It's been fucking forever since I've played TF2, but I don't think I've had more fun in an FPS than when I decided to learn the drop curve of the syringe gun and hose the opposing Snipers with it on 2fort. Crit syringes melt motherfuckers.
Wich team do (you) join Ganker?
BLU and it's not even close
I join BLU and do everything I can to fuck with the twitch thot from dropping ubers to hentai objectors
I think you guys have missed the obvious 100% headshot Sniper on the Red team. You wont have any fun on blu
You make an intriguing point, not to mention that weeb spy. Maybe the best move here is just to spectate and watch the fireworks.
BLU, I choose not to fight alongside the furfag on principle
I'm always torn between General Lee and O, my random crit....!!
I think I have to go with RED.
same I love the whole fucking backdrop random crit has
That's me, I'm on the red team.
Red on attack/defense, Blue on symmetric gamemodes.
>*cracks cock* time to relax and play scout on 2fort for an hour
psa you can actually crack your cock like you would crack your knuckles
I know, OneyNG talked about it on SleepyCast
all of them except heavy and medic
>can't play game on my current PC cause of spaghetti code
it's not fair
Play TF2C with all the other poorfags that cant run modern tf2
GABE LET ME LOAD MY FUCKING INVENTORY
Engineer and Demoman are for intelectuals, everything else is for primitive monkeys, yes, even Medic, specially Medic
>enters your no-crit server with Kritzkrieg
Is it too late to get into this game? I want an online FPS to play but all of the games I was into are pretty much dead. And my toaster can't run modern shit
Unironically no. The reason TF2 is still alive is because new players pick up all the time. The game is still a blast and there's no better a time than Screenfortress. Just dig in
Spy before 2010
Like pulling off a flashy reflect or flare combo gives me a dopamine rush
Crasher is great fun
It's absolutely awful in every objective way, but god do I love it. The only way it could be even worse (better) is if it had spells.
Crasher is full of retards sitting in spawn waiting to be giant meanwhile enemy caps 3 times.
Demoman takes skill
Holy fuck the new payload race is a mess
RED never pushes theirs for some reason
It's supposed to be a plr map but it's coded as a pl map
How do you fuck up THAT bad???
Chances are Valve fucked up implementing the custom code
I love how easily tricked they are once they start arguing
>Yes pushing, I'm a tactical genius
>What? I invented pushing years ago
>The only thing you invented years ago was losing to me right now
They literally can't, the RED cart just doesn't function
How new it is, exactly?
scout with stock loadout, or solly with gunboats and stock launcher
these are the most fun
spy honorary mention
NEED A DISPENSA HEAH!
I find it the most boring one actually. It's just haha run fast jump fast. Boring.
Sniper / demo
Why does Valve keep adding unfinished maps that aren't ready to be shipped out yet?
because Valve doesn't fucking care!
so they get some random unassuming soul on the workshop to work their ass off for the laughs
You win the game.
I love this thing like you wouldn't believe
It's still worse than stock but hitting those double donks is pure fun, plus denying uber pushes is a nice perk.
BRING ME BACK! THIS GAME WAS SO FUN GUYS! WHAT DID THEY DID TO IT?
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