Name a more narcissistic game director
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Name a more narcissistic game director
You can't
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Inventor of Camera
He doesn't put himself as an important character in all his games
Yes he does
Neither did Sam Lake in MP2
Kojima was in PW, GZ and PP. That's three games
He's a litteral who in those games though
Meanwhile same lake is an integral part of AW2
>Give himself A+ stat across the board
Still narcissistic as frick
Snake is a self-insert.
No, Otacon is Kojima’s self insert.
Because he pretends to be one in real life and spams social media
Creatividad
ITS PAYNE
Neil israelite Cuckmann.
This fricking homosexual only cares about getting free money so he can pay D-list actors to pretend to be his friend.
it's ok when he does it
Hang on there pal nobody’s getting whacked off today
>pretending Kojima doesn't exist
KINO
GaynO
Me after mämmi sauna
>Finnish """"humor""""
Go white boy go
>Let me just dance like a complete homosexual.
What did he mean by this?
Where's the gameplay?
Is the dance supposed to be annoying? I hate it
I think its supposed to be strange/offputting
Absolute kino meister
<3<3<3
This isn't even a good dance. Same Lake should have hired a body double and have his face imposed through CGI, because it's clear his 53 year old body can't bust a move with how stiff his movements are.
it's not kpop, it's just a funny lil dance for his funny lil game about middle aged people
It has soul
I don't like movie games(kojimbo included) but sam's game really have a different charm
SOVL
No jokes, no contrarianism, no baiting, it's obviously Druckmann guys.
Cuckman and it's not even a contest.
I prefer narcissistic game directors who're willing to do crazy shit and stand by their product over those who'll pull their bullshit data driven development abominations.
>all of his games after Max Payne 2 underperform
>still gets hundreds of millions of dollars thrown at him by multiple profit driven megacorporations
How does he do it?
So is he standing on a box or is he in a hobbit hole?
He just put the face
why does he always make that face kek
It's an expression of pain
Maximum Pain?
I can't even name him
That's Sëm Leïkk, creator of such hit games as KONTOL, Qvantum Preik and ALAN VAKE
>Sëm Leïkk
His ackshual name is Sami Jarvi. Jarvi meanin lake in Finnish.
It's Järvi
I don't have double dotted a on my keyboard.
The best written Finnish accent I’ve seen, I swear
prob the guys that led to downfall of ubisoft
>heres a cutscene
>no you cant skip it moron, watch the cutscene its very important specially if you're replaying the game moron
Half Life did it first
You could at least frick around the enviroment in 90% of all cutscenes in Half Life 2
>bunnyhopping around the room like a madman while the black scientist and alyx completely ignore you and drone on forever
Sooooo immersive. So much better than cutscenes.
Gabe's wiener feels so good in my ass.
>oh no ten minutes of downtime in a dozen hour game
>help me ADHDman
A cutscene is a cutscene, letting you bunnyhop in it does not make it better.
People who praise HL2 for this are moronic.
i think half-life tells an interesting story, so i like the narrative bits. there are plenty of hold W + M1 shooters if that's not your thing
The genius behind the strand genre
The one who has a studio with his own name
The guy who has a self quote posted on a wall inside his studio
No I can't. That fricker puts his face in almost every game. And not just as easter egg. Actual main characters. Sometimes even multiple characters in one game. Alan wake he plays like 5 characters either in voice or face and also has his face plastered on the the walls everywhere.
It's crazy how narsissistic and egoistic he is
I have a feeling people dont understand what the terms they use means
>keep shouting IT'S PAYNE whenever he appears on stage
>everyone thinks the Payne face is goofy
>at every turn mention that it's the actual dev's face!! etc.
He's a Finnish autist and now he thinks he should make the Payne face at every chance he gets and puts his face in every game he makes, because that's what (You) want.
NEXT GUY
NEXT GUY!
NEXT GUY!
>Olden Obes
NEXT GUY!
WAKE
Kojima and Neil Cuckmann.
The difference is that one of them is actually responsible for good games
I wouldn't say the last of us was good. It was ok
Most importantly, Kojima has humour and knows how to laught at himself.
True narcissitic sociopaths, like Cuckman, never, ever laught at themselves.
*Knew how to. Then the auteur 'tism kicked in.
he isn't a game director
Neil Cuckman is still the worst and by a lot
CHOKE ON IT
Fish actually fricked off from the industry when he said he would and never came back in social media either, so he beats the allegations in my books.
if kamiya said that then Ganker would worship him and scream about how based he is
difference is kamiya is based and fish is a basedboy hack
Back to twitter, Kamiya
How do I avoid making silly faces mid-speech and getting it immortalized online?
>How do I avoid making silly faces mid-speech and getting it immortalized online?
Don’t be an asshomosexual
You gotta be a huge homosexual to dislike Max Payne
how is this troon meeting all those people, whos paying for his trips
S(he) is sucking wieners and getting their boy hole smashed to get in good with vidya people.
The only reason I don't believe you is that we've all seen Suzi do this and be terrible at it
There's no contest.
And God said:
>DID YOU RIKE IT?
john romero
Took a while
Samual Lake puts himself in everygame he makes.
Ken Levine
Buckbroken by SFM porn
>you will never have a fivesome with Sam, Hideo, Suzi and Kojima
People are gonna bringing up Kojima but Kojima made games, not movies.
>“And I talked to Guillermo del Toro about it. And he said, ‘Hideo, what you’re making is already a movie. Keep going as you are.’ His words saved me.
Holy based Toro, always knew he was based.
But seriously, all Kojima games are still games with clear objectives and mark, you can literally just skip all the cutscenes and just play.
MGS2 and 4 have too many gameplay interruptions, even if you can skip them.
Although in MGS2 case, codec calls are more of fast forward than straight skip.
Also 4 had mandatory 10 minutes installations every chapter before trophy/25th anniversary update. Also 4 doesn't have enough normal gameplay.
Yeah, OK, they are still games unlike walking with hurr cutscenes.
It's... not le loop...
It's... It's... le spiral...
Suck my dick, choke on it.
>he’s just casually hanging out with suzi in Vegas
>lives in Finland
>isn’t out doing press interviews promoting anything
Are they dating?
>This was an obsessive, egocentric nightmare. All revolving around a vain monster of a writer. And his final, divine work of art.
The whole point of the game is that Alan’s ego and narcissism is his biggest obstacle to overcome. That’s why the Deerfest at the end is a hollow jerk off of Alan as a writer. Sam Lake is very aware of what he’s doing and playing into the theme of the story.
Nice try, Sam.
I'm defining narcissism as the gap between a director's self-perception and the quality of his games. Basically how much undeserving self-praise they give. Under that definition I think David Cage might be a strong contender for most narcissistic.
>the gap between a director's self-perception and the quality of his games
By that definition I nominate whoever this is.
always knew developers of this game were a homosexuals
But I don't play violent games to feel like a hero, I play them because fictional violence is fun.
Now imagine how moronic someone has to be to not get it, and then imagine the set of circumstances required for them to become a game director.
Ironically i dropped the game the first two hours because the gameplay FRICKING LIGMA.
How did he take Ellen turning into Elliot?
SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT
A daring synthesis
How can you hate this guy?
By not being a r*dditor.
>dance badly on purpose or not
still a fricking amateur
i don't know who that is
He seems nice
I love the guy but yeah
He has plenty of reasonable takes, but it is amusing when he whines about other people's passion and work ethic when all he has to show for last 15 years of his life are making two indie games and a hobby project programming language.
Robert Kurvitz, the guy behind Disco Elysium.
I love the game, but this guy is the biggest self-important frickwit ever.
He got israeliteed pretty badly.
True, the money man fricked him, and the rest of the team, over.
That still doesn't make him likable. He was a jerk to work for if you listen to the former members of the team, one of those "this is MY vision, frick everyone else" types. He should never have been in charge of a team, he was less than useless when it came to talking to people.
>this is MY vision, frick everyone else
I can respect that, it's probably why DE came out as unique as it did. Had he started compromising, i'm sure the game would have suffered for it.
It's one thing to stay true to his vision.
It's another to scream at the people working for him, or skim through their work and go "nope, do better" and leave it at that.
He can be talented and have a great vision that he wants to protect, while still being a horrible leader who can't give out clear instructions, can't give proper feedback, mistreats his team, and refuses to listen to anyone.
You are only taking one side of the story into account. The fact that the game turned out well speaks in favor of his approach, even if his underlings were unsatisfied.
>mfw Disco Elysium writer is not a well adjusted human being
i cannot take that documentary seriously when the interviewer softballed the actual criminal in the situation and instead angrily went after Kurvitz
Why is the screenshot with the trannoid deleted?
Kojimbo and it's not even close
I do hope you realize kojima & sam worship each other right?
Peter Molyneux came to mind. And David Cage.
Kojima.
Hideo Kojima, David Cage, Phil Fish, Peter Molyneux, and that's just off the top of my head.
Easy.
He's earned it. Go ahead, name another, better racing simulator made in the same autistical degree this man possess without being a buttblasted xbot/tendie.
I love his games. But his ego is sweating everywhere.
We all know it's Kojimbo. I like his games but all his interviews focus on him, or the friends he's hired for mocap.
He LITERALLY acted as the guy who gets cucked by the main character in the movie, you can't get any less narcissistic.
he wasnt narcissistic enough, he should have remained the face of Max Payne in 2 if not also 3
I think Alan Wake is a bad and overrated game, but Sam Lake did nothing wrong.
Todd Howard