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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It lets you get extra height in jumps and you can also go super fast. I use it in all my playthroughs

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bat lets you fricking fly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You also get the bat after the dog

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You also get the bat after the dog

        I think you guys are forgetting how long of a time period it is for a new player between getting the wolf and bat powerups. Yes, the bat is objectively the best powerup and the one you should always use, but you're also not getting it until like 70% of the way into the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You also get the bat after the dog

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DMC3 Doppelganger

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bit less useless if you have a friend

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire game is just slapped together shit like this. The coolest thing about the form is being able to dash into walls to break them, but there's barely any use otherwise.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good to go fast in long corridors, better than doing the 360º motion with the bat over and over

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The slightest fart will halt your dash. Wing Smash is the better option

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bdkFRpy.jpg

        Name a more useless "powerup." I'll wait.

        Until you get the Power of the Wolf.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wing smash is better on Saturn since the dpad is much easier to use and you don't have to keep doing the input.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >useless
    It lets you sequence break and get into Olrox's Quarters early.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pistol in Aria of sorrow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      finish off bosses with it is pretty fun for me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The regular gun is a joke item, the silver gun is decent.
      Also unlike SotN, AoS lets you RP as a soldier shooting guns and throwing hand grenades.
      Just one more reason why AoS is better.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        right because i play castlevania to roleplay as military! bravo konami!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    poison mushroom in mario 2 J

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These Robotnik things, they just hurt or kill you depending on how many rings you have

      those aren't powerups, they're traps

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually quite good for water levels

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        problem is there aren't many of them in the game
        frog suit is useless for 90% of the game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are only, what, three water levels in the game that actually require navigating enough hazards to bother using the frog suit?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also lets you swim through currents, though it's really only to access a couple of hidden pipe rooms past them.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The staff in “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the same series.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun to do the barrage tho

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? its pretty useful to kill frankenstein in the first game, and in symphony of the night it feels like a machine gun because of how fast you can throw it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its pretty useful to kill frankenstein in the first game
        I don't think I've ever not just stunlocked him with the holy water

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you use subweapons instead of the whipping everything to the death then you didn’t beat the game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its my favorite powerup in all the games
      >cheap
      >goes straight
      >does whip damage
      the other powerups just feel like cheese to beat bosses, nothing i really care for

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pendant in Faxanadu. It actually lowers your damage output.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basic wolf form is pretty useless but with upgrades it sees a lot of use to run quickly through a long corridor without worrying about enemies, plus you can gain extra height if you jump from stairs but I'm not sure if you can actually get anywhere earlier thanks to that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I'm not sure if you can actually get anywhere earlier thanks to that
      You can get into Olrox's Quarters, as this anon pointed out

      >useless
      It lets you sequence break and get into Olrox's Quarters early.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These Robotnik things, they just hurt or kill you depending on how many rings you have

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      poison mushroom in mario 2 J

      have you morone never heard of power downs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Expecting anything with Robotnik's face on it to give you anything good
      You brought it on yourself for smashing it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gurantee that if I smashed a sexdoll with robotniks face on it it would give me something good(an orgasm)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy robotnik

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's puberty.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a good chunk of the spells in FF1's original release, so many of unironically do absolutely nothing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only a couple are bugged. I believe only one does nothing. Stop repeating shit from streamers.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        SABR, XFER, LOCK, and TMPR literally do nothing. There are even more bugged spells in NES FF1 but this is simply going off of memory

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          inb4 it worked for me skill issue

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the same for the JP version? I plan to play this the jp version this week.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is using a search engine too hard for you?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, but I can ask here while also using a search engine. If I get the answer here faster than the 300 links of ads from Google search, then it was worth asking here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I know. Figuring out how to search basic info effectively is hard. 🙁

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shitposting is easier, that is why we are both doing it. In the meanwhile, I already got the answers.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't even need to leave SotN for this one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      manlets, when will they learn?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        alucard's napoleon complex was what led him exiting his tomb in the first place

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So useless, even the devs don't remember what it was actually supposed to do.
    Also, the Silver Sheath since due to a glitch the buff from it is already applied at the start of the game and you actually don't need to get it from the market place.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you need Wolf to get the garnet early for infinite selling later, also you can switch between wolf and mist for infinite height, allowing you to get to later areas early
    also my forearm is tired at this point from all the shield-dashing, so switching to wolf is convenient because he runs at incredible hihg speed

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It makes your gun have faster bullets. It is not useless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He never plays the game. R makes any weapons more useful. S+R is the best combo.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am just playing it right now and I still don't know what it's good for

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll discover soon enough

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      HUH! OOOH! GOOD GOD!

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the PS1 Duke Nukem game, there's a secret area with temporary invincibility in it, and it's placed in such a way that you can't get to any enemies before it runs out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know the one, the worst thing is it literally runs out 2 seconds before a shitty fight that spawns 2 enemies in front of you, 2 in the back, and lava all around you. If you're fast JUST enough though you can kill one enemy before it runs out but it's still shitty

      Anywway SMB3 also has at least one star with no enemies/danger around

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    These homies turn super saiyan and all I get are birds

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need the wolf form to get the circlet that allows you to survive the electric barrage of THAT ONE FRICKING BOSS from the inverted castle.

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