I spent like 8 hours fricking your mom last night good n hard and I was all like "how good is that DICK b***h?" LIKE THAT ONE VIDEO the red riding hood on is that DICK GOOD? how good is that DICK b***h? that was me with your mom
microbes are sort of covered by the Reniculus line, wishiwashi is sort of guppy-ish
Hummingbird is a good choice though, odd that there isn't one already
I'd like to see a pokemon based on the secretarybird
Mosquito. I had the idea for a bug/dark mosquito fakemon that draws inspiration from vampires and has a moveset built around evasion and draining moves
Dik-dik
ManBearPig
most irl parasites dont have their pokemon counterpart
Probopass
>2023
>Still no PKMN based on the eye parasite of the eye parasite of the Greenland Shark
>parasites can have parasites
WTF?!?
Shrimp
Capybara
House fly
Cheetah
Fly is probably the weirdest thing that's still missing, I can only guess that they don't have any ideas for one.
Technically, Ribombee
Neither a house fly nor a horsefly
but a fly
stop.
i really really REALLY fricking want a fly already
venonat is like the closest thing currently and that's a mothball
They don't have flies in Japan
>shrimp
Clauncher and Clawitzer, dumbass
Those are pistol shrimps. What about Jumbos?
>Shrimp
Scizor
>Capybara
Bidoof
>House fly
Totem Ribombee
>Cheetah
Regieleki
None of these are the animal, stupid zoomer
Bidoof is clearly a beaver
OPs mom
this DICK
I spent like 8 hours fricking your mom last night good n hard and I was all like "how good is that DICK b***h?" LIKE THAT ONE VIDEO the red riding hood on is that DICK GOOD? how good is that DICK b***h? that was me with your mom
>vp homies be like "sex with your mom"
^vety quirky!
HOW GOOD IS THAT DICK b***h!?
Diglett exists
secretary bird.
fezandipiti
i thought blaziken was supposed to take notes from secretary bird
Nope blaziken was inspired by the chicken zodiac
Horsefly
Shiba Inu
Manatee
Peawiener
Sponge
Tardigrade
>Manatee
Dewgong
Zigzagoon
>Triceratops
Bastiodon
>Flying fish
Remoraid
Ursaluna
Girafarig
>Electric Ray
Eelektross
Blobfish
>Manatee
>Dewgong
nope
There are many
this is fantastic anon
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/11pl2gh/pok%C3%A9mon_phylogenetic_tree_of_life_updated_for/
Wait, I found gen 9 update. Can't really upload it, it's too big.
Good, then we don’t need a shitton more job mons
Mixing creationism and evolution is such a flawed approach and I don't know why the creators of these always do it.
>Bisharp line
>ungulates
They have hooves, so it's not unconceivable. Also notice how the ungulate family he put Bisharp in doesn't actually exist.
Wow, such usage of Latin has not been witnessed since Origin of the Species.
And all for fictional creatures.
Cassowary
Kookaburra
hummingbird
guppy
microbes
microbes are sort of covered by the Reniculus line, wishiwashi is sort of guppy-ish
Hummingbird is a good choice though, odd that there isn't one already
I'd like to see a pokemon based on the secretarybird
General microbes, yes. I want a tardigrade Pokémon though
Oddly enough, we still don't have a proper tanooki.
Bombardier beetle
Kevin Spacey
opposum
I want fossil mons based on megafauna era animals.
i mean we technically have mammoths in mamoswine, glyptodons in chestnaut and smilodons in chien pao
chien pao and raiku
both legendaries but both smilodons none the less
geoduck
Moose
ting-lu
Sea pig
Triceratops
Flying fish
Salamander
>Salamander
Localization isn't canon
Salamanders have relatnion with fire, lizards do not.
There's also Salandit btw
Dolphin
Trapdoor Spider
Bigfin squid
Toedscruel
Cardinal
Blue Jay
Turkey
pheromosa
Kirin
Owlbear
Griffon Vulture
Kuchisake Onna
Naked Mole Rat
Pickle
Faize
Dalmatian
Glass Frog
Water Bear(its a kind of insect)
And No, Psyduck is not one
I want a proper moose. I don't count that new legendary, too abstract.
Stingray, Carpet Shark, Weevilfish, and Electric Ray
Why do so many morons go to these threads to reply obviously wrong shit?
For bait purposes.
Possum
Swordfish
Aardvark
Red-Eyes Skull Dragon doesn't have a monster based on jt
There's a monster in yugioh named Red-Eyes Skull Dragon.
dormouse
Mosquito. I had the idea for a bug/dark mosquito fakemon that draws inspiration from vampires and has a moveset built around evasion and draining moves
Get swole
a chihuahua
Tardigrade
No, Dodrio doesn't count, that's a three headed ostrich.
Turducken is not a real animal
Lionfish
Llama?
shoebill
Seriously what gives?
Sudowoodo
swordfish/marlin/sailfish
Tapu Fini
Dracula parrot
Tasmanian devil
Based
Bacteria and viruses
A coyote and a road runner