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I can't marry my Emerald Herald (my wife) in game
Fromsoft is the best developer of this generation. Only troonys seethe at their games.
im racist
Racist against nintendo and its consumers.
i got no personality besides being a contrarian and a transsexual
going all out on short or boring (or both) levels and flashy anime bosses to appeal to morons bragging about how they beat an above average difficulty game. I thought it was just a souls thing and that AC6 would shine through but it fell victim to the same problems. I'll give credit to sekiro for being an outlier, but that's because they made a new set of mechanics to meet the tanky million year combo bosses instead of throwing them into another reskin of demon's souls.
>oing all out on short or boring (or both) levels
All I needed to read to know you never played a single souls game. The levels are the best aprt, the bosses are meh but wrap them up well.
You are mentally ill, pretending to know shit about a franchise you have never played
Their games are derivative trash with design choices pulled straight from a moron's ass, like the way they consciously choose to do JJ Abrams-style mystery box bullshit with their narratives. In every fricking game. Encounter design and variety is generally also shit
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FRICK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>troony shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a troony and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
Shazam won.
Won what
>praise from gaming journos is suddenly a good thing
kek
>i-it doesn't count
>listen to these reviews from the people who couldn't beat margit i-instead
Pic related is you
>i-it counts!
KEK
Yes, so what did shazam win? Elden KING got this one
We won the war and those awards just exposed fromsoft
>no argument
>pathetic cope
Your mindbroken status? Assessed
Your concession? Accepted
You ever being a woman? Not likely
>pepe posting
Lol
>discord troony groomers complaining about this shit
Now I've seen it all
nothing to argue
>put ESG shit in their game
>win GOTY
really makes you think
This is only in the pozzed western troonslation right?
>t-they have nothing to do with the western release!
HOLY COPE!
>i-it won goyslop of the year!
Ganker gets unreasonably angry whenever you shit on them.
Worst camera in all of gaming right now. I thought we left behind this shit with the psx era.
no bloodborne pc port, but that's not their fault
Im a contrarian
Elden Ring
They went mainstream and I needed to find more obscurer stuff to play to look cool.
They make the best videogames of our generation and I'm a contrarian transexual from discord
Rollslop generator
Contrarianism and gender confusion, literally no other reason
Sekiro
Overrated games for normalgays
reddit dev
they keep catering to shitters and nerfing their most interesting content.
They haven't released Otogi 3 yet.
I know people will tell me to get good but it’s kinda gay that every boss in Elden ring moves at the speed to light and twists like a fricking tornado on crack yet the player is stuck with a jank ass character with 2’millasecond delay for every action
either "git gud" at dodging or use a big shield and learn that when you lower the guard stamina goes up faster so if you time your blocks its much more efficient. ez
Bosses in ER are slower than in Ds3
I know of the other 90% of games they made.
Should they make a new game with new setting I tired being a medieval knight
you will buy ze souls slop and you will be happy
They popularized i-frame rolls which not only look fricking moronic, they turn the game into mashing on it as the main gameplay feature.
>dark souls 2 fixed this
>its the one all the shitters hated
makes you think
yup. it's the only good souls game and it only gets hated on because it filtered out the shitters. redditors on Ganker only like Elden Slop because they breezed through the game with op summons and got dunning krugered into thinking they're good at games
there's honestly nothing wrong with them. they pump out the exact same slop every year, people buy it, repeat.
copy paste rollslop is all they make and people act like its the most revolutionary and challenging thing ever in videogames
They started catering to gays that are obsessed with boss fights and let their level design get sloppy. I like strategic endurance dungeon crawls and I think fighting Bzorbt the Forgotten Ass-sucker 12 times to memorize dodge timings is stupid.
Soulslop killed action game genre.
>they keep rehashing the same boring as frick combat system not because they want to but because they know it sells
>AC6 is utterly uninspired and soulless, and if it even had a relatively big budget they must have wasted it all on the moronic story garbage, because the part variety is pathetic
Here's 2 reasons.
Their games range from mediocre to decent, almost always half unfinished and tanking in quality by the mid point, yet are treated like the second coming of Christ. Not one product they've ever made is above a 7/10. They are talentless rehashers who copy paste the exact same game over and over for a decade straight, doing far worse than what companies like EA and Ubisoft are lambasted for, and yet face none of the backlash for it.
yup. even FIFA is more fresh and inovative between games, fromslopers need to be killed.
I was actually speaking more to games like Battlefield and Assassin's Creed formulaic copy pasting than Sports games, those didn't even cross my mind.
>from mediocre to decent
2.5 isn't exactly what I'd call "mediocre".
They never made lost kingdoms 3
>No Kings Field
>No Sekiro 2
>No Bloodborne 2
Another thing that I hate is that they never full on make an RPG game. I swear to christ they will make something truly great.
>Another thing that I hate is that they never full on make an RPG game.
I thought ER was going to be that. But nope. More Souls shit in a big boring open world. I've completely given up on them truly innovating by now. Sekiro and AC6 were cool refreshes in terms of combat, but even those suffer from having Souls shit shoved into them for no reason. Thank god for Dragon's Dogma coming back.
Shitty overrated games that tried to be the next le ebin RPGS like WoW but are fricking clunky action games. Just weird games in general. You’re supposed to roleplay as a knight with a sword and shield who can’t manage to keep his sword from clanging into the wall, therefore you die. Really epic!
Many studios went further in fewer tries. They have been making the same game for over 13 years now and we still have issues that were present back in DeS in 2009, with Elden Ring being probably the worst step back yet:
>no covenants
>no factions
>no consequences for any action you do
>back to rolling instead of BB sidestep
>back to "snap behind enemy" backstab instead of charged backstab
>stealth and stealth kills are janky and not worth doing as opposed to Sekiro, where it at least always kills the enemy and is faster/snappier
>posture system is nonsensical with arbitrary rules, there is no stance bar on enemies unlike Sekiro, because you'd constantly see how much the game cheats and just resets the bar or ignores your damage
>you have complex level design like Stormveil and Leyndell but it's made pointless with graces placed everywhere, including between shortcuts, which defeats their point, as you can also teleport anywhere, at any time and don't even need to rest at a grace to do it
>enemies can still be leashed
>you can still just run past most encounters
>Level Up Girl finally doesn't have ton of dialogue before the level up screen and now speaks in the background, but this time she is absent from 99% of the game
>archery is still basic as frick and not worth doing outside some broken exploit or cheese
>levels are the same gauntlets over and over, never again they had a level like Blighttown or Depths or Sen's Fortress that have unique theme or change the pace
>ripostes still break on slopes
>pressing lock-on resets camera in front and you cannot turn it off, i never used that function in my 1000 hours in these games
>input buffering is still fricked, not an issue in slower game like DeS and DaS, completely unacceptable in a game the speed of Elden Ring
>story and lore is still a nonsensical clusterfrick because cut content and last minute rewrites
>NPCs are immortal and now there are no-fight zones for casuals
>open world is generic ubisoft shit
>13 years later
>still have to reload areas so npcs will warp into a room right next to them because they have no non-hostile walking scripts
they even did this right in ds3 with the pyromancy teacher teleporting on the spot, which is goofy as frick but i'll take it over reloading areas
I am now completely convinced that the reason their games have "ambigous storytelling" and NPCs who awkwardly stand in place and inevitably go crazy and turn hostile is because their janky spaghetti code cannot handle even most basic interactions and the game would break into a million pieces if they tried to have just one city or a village with friendly NPCs.
>>back to rolling instead of BB sidestep
What's with the soulsloppers and lack of knowledge about game mechanics? Sidestep and rolling has same iframes and similar recovery times, literally just a difference in animation.
system is nonsensical with arbitrary rules, there is no stance bar on enemies unlike Sekiro, because you'd constantly see how much the game cheats and just resets the bar or ignores your damage
Posture system existed before Sekiro. Even as back as Demon's Souls, they didn't needed to call it posture as if it's a new mechanic though.
Ubisoft games actually have content in the open world.
I don't I love From Software.
no dialogue, no quests, rolling nonstop isnt realistic combat, cringe huge anime weapons in all their games
Their playerbases and fanbase.
Elden Ring is basically their design taken to a breaking point and it's most visible with bosses and combat. They cheat, they ignore stance bar/damage, they have insane tracking, they use obnoxious "gotcha" instant snap attacks where the only solution is memorizing the roll patterns, almost every enemy has now some type of Bloodborne inspired "i go into a frenzy and do 50 attacks in 2 seconds to completely melt your armor and health", with Revenants being the most infamous example from ER.
The sad truth is that Matthew was right. Fromdrones cannot accept the fact that the combat in these games really IS nothing special and is too basic for the games to be carried by it alone, so FromSoft have to resort to basically cheap tricks in their game design to make it more difficult, since the fanbase keeps getting better with each game and devs lack the skill to make actually challenging experience. Or rather, they are afraid of making the game too easy and losing the "hardcore game" badge, which is also why ER is torn in this "be casual friendly while also retaining the SOULS GAMES ARE HARD spirit" conundrum.
Dark Souls was good because it was a simpler game about an adventure in a strange, dying land. When you have a 100 hour Open World RPG and ALL you do is the game's basic combat, it just stops being that interesting. And it shows especially when in ER the game is carried mostly by element of surprise. It tries to wow you with vistas and new locations to discover, but it stops being impressive when it finally clicks for you that all you will be doing in those areas is more of the same combat with obnoxious enemies that also have inflated health and damage.
I SERIOUSLY recommend anyone who just finished ER to play Dark Souls or even Dark Souls 3 and notice how little damage enemies actually deal or how endgame bosses like Gael have clear windows in their attacks where you can easily squeeze 1-2 hits with slow, heavy weapons. It's really eye opening.
>which is also why ER is torn in this "be casual friendly while also retaining the SOULS GAMES ARE HARD spirit" conundrum
The spirit summons are probably the biggest indicator for this.
They made them dungeon rewards, they made them upgradeable, they made them part of quests - they basically WANT you to get involved with and use them.
And yet they pretty much completely trivialise the bosses and game to the point where even the final bosses turn from "I spent hours, dying dozens of times" to "killed them on my first try while still having ten flask charges left" because it feels like as if the AI actually wasn't meant to fight more than one enemy.
The issue with Spirit summons is they are blatantly a crutch.
There are only 2 Spirits i consider using as "fair" and intended, and that is Latenna and the Stormhawk. And it's because they both come with restrictions and stand out. Latenna even is an NPC who offers to help you in need, so she's basically a "companion" (shame though she's a generic gray spirit like all of them) and Stormhawk doesn't deal damage but rather provides support and disrupts enemies, so you can imagine your adventurer has a pet hawk helping him in combat etc.
If all spirits were done in this design, where they are unique companions on your adventure helping you in different ways, players would have smaller gripe with using them. Also AI would need to be improved as well obviously.
>The issue with Spirit summons is they are blatantly a crutch
They weren't meant to be any different
They are a way to implement an easy mode since Souls games can't work with an easy mode affecting stats and changing how attacks are balanced
spirit summons emulate the seamless npc coop souls games have yet to achieve. just because mimic and tiche are broken doesnt mean its not fun to use the page with a knight build, barb with demi humans, etc.
You will never get seamless coop, Redditor
yeah. its obviously beyond dev means atm, or it would have been implemented by now. traversal issues must be a b***h. also seamless player coop is a even greater different beast
skill issue
>The sad truth is that Matthew was right.
No. The sad truth is that both of you are bad, you just thought you were hot shit because you could beat the easier games that demanded less from you as a player. ER bosses are the best they have ever made with hard they can frick you over if you are unskilled, but at the same time how hard you can frick them over if you are skilled. They melt completely when you turn up the heat, but all you homosexuals do is roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and uh oh, took some damage. Better heal! Were was I? Oh yes! Roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and R1 and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll…
Lmao like a pavlovian fricking dog. All you can say is le "git gud" because your tiny moron brain cannot comprehend the concept that your hardcore game might not be that well designed.
Instead of talking shit you can look up footage of good players playing the game and see that both anon and gaythosis are completely wrong
>i memorized the button press pattern mommy im a big gamer now!
or even better
>mommy i watched this 5 minute how to get OP guide i just melt a boss with a single spell im a hardcore gamer!
Neither. Look up LupineOS as an example of a good player. He BTFO’d Joseph Anderson when he made the gaythosis claims
watching Lupine's RL1+0 Zweihander playthrough and him casually no hitting 90% of main bosses that people called unfair by the end, was really eye opening to how false the critique of Elden Ring bosses was. Everyone collectively agreed that they are bad and indirectly admitted they are ADHD tards who cant sit down and learn the patterns, they want instant gratification and a quick win. These people should go back to playing Fortnite.
FRICK YOU HE IS A FRICKING NO LIFE SCRUB! DONT FRICKING TELL ME TO GIT GUD THE GAMES ARE BADLY DESIGNED TRASH NON DEEP COMBAT DMC IS FRICKING BETTER AND HARDER!!! PLAY REAL ACTION GAMES!!! DO A FRICKING DMD IN DMC I FRICKING DARE YOU homosexual
>FRICK YOU HE IS A FRICKING NO LIFE SCRUB!
i know this is ironic but the dude is a dentist with a social life who only plays video games on the weekends when he streams and he still made it.
>the dude is a dentist
This explains so much. Should have known.
The bosses aren't unfair. Their design is just lazy. Yes, you can memorize their attacks and what you need to do, it's just not fun and a chore only some autists obsessed with the "hardcore gamer" image would bother himself with.
Do you unironically think that an 18 minute long fight is good?
>Do you unironically think that an 18 minute long fight is good?
never said its good. That isnt the point of that fight. The point is to prove that even if you limit yourself as hard as possible (RL1+0), the bosses are still consistent as frick and if you get hit its a skill issue with some rare exceptions like Elden Stars.
That doesn't disprove
>obnoxious "gotcha" instant snap attacks where the only solution is memorizing the roll patterns
From this anon:
He's exaggerating the difficulty of memorization and I don't know what 'snap' attacks are supposed to be, but how do you not have to know the boss patterns and openings?
>but how do you not have to know the boss patterns and openings?
you do have to know them. Roll Timing, Roll direction, spacing, positioning etc.
A lot of words to admit a skill issue.
they're popular and I hate popular things
They're the only ones not making interactive movies disguised as videogames and of course they win all the awards and are loved by audiences and critics because of it, since I'm a failure myself I'm jealous of their hard earned, well deserved success and dominance over the industry and I cope by shitposting on anime forums populated almost exclusively by pedophiles
I don't hate it.
I don't love it either. I'm not dumb enough to take part in fanatic wars on the internet, and you shouldn't too. Ironic or not, it's childish. Don't you value your time better?
I don't, I think their games are fun, just a tad overrated and not as good as fans make them out to be.
one word is enough.
rollslop
Because I support Joe Biden!
There's none
They are the best developers
its too niche popular. so the most chronically online people here flock to their games threads and shit post
They abandoned kingsfield and shadow tower, their best series.
Those games had music, had rpg elements that mattered, and weren't roll spam kusoge. Kingsfield combat already is better than soulsborne by a large margin, i wanted to see them push it further, add jumping, add timed multi swings, add a third weapon bar for sub weapons, make movespeed and adjustable stat.
But no they simplified absolutely everything from game design, systems, combat, level design, gear, everything without exception ruined by soulsborne. Kingsfield will always be the goat, they lost theyre touch.
Elden Ring is the best game I have ever played. Why would I hate them?
They haven't made an original game for over 10 years
damn, why couldn't they not make it so I would be right in a random Ganker thread nearly 5 years later
Maybe if you guys would spend just one minute looking at their wiki-page for once you wouldn't look like total idiots.
I'm gay and I love games that suck ass
They don't make games for Nintendo, not that i need their trash. I have Zelda, and It's 1000000x better!
>not having gay
>not having trans people
>not having bear sex
>not having ugly wymn representative
trash dev, they should fire all their workers.
Believe it or not, they have 3/4 of those.
I don't. I'm just not a fan of the Souls series.
Great games, horrible fanbase, so it's not really Fromsoft's fault, their games just attracted some very autistic individuals.
No autists are good, disgaea fans are wonderful.
What Fromsoft attracted was far worse, fake gamers who seek easy gamer cred (They suck too much ass to actually play a demanding genre like a shmup) and fake gamers who want le maturity hamfisted into their game, be it 6 second cringe sex scenes (TLOU mass effect witcher) or the haphazard lore spam that is exponentially worse than having an actual story, these ones are the worst because they are very insecure and very vocal, if the game isnt 100 % grimdark serious they shit on it, examples being rabi ribi, borderlands
Elden Ring is Souls games design perfected. Didn't really like AC6 but I really look forward to what Miyazaki is doing next
>dark souls iii but you can jump and ride a horse for five minutes between areas
ahh, perfection
>dishonest objectively wrong "opinion" from people who couldn't beat the first boss and pretend they're women
Ahhh yeah it's discord time!
Real talk when was the last time you made a post that wasnt having a meltdown about trannies?
A few minutes ago when I replied to you since no one is having a meltdown here except maybe that festering wound you call vegana, why?
Thanks for the answer, at least a few years huh? Hope you get better, its not fun to be constantly angry
>at least a few years huh?
I told you it was just minutes, that HRT is fricking your reading comprehension up my dude
>everyone who disagrees with me is a troony
grow up
>telling the /misc/ schizo to shut up puts me in the wrong
Have you seen them? They wont stop on their own,its called mental illness. They derail threads constantly
>their games aren't on nintendo consoles
>ER got too popular so I can't like them anymore or I won't go to contrarian heaven
>I'm a "souls vet" and ER's bosses gaped my butthole, which means they must be badly designed as I'm "souls vet" and I know everything about boss design
The three most common reason
They make games chuds like
I suck wieners
London
their games are too hard so you cant beat them without dying 1000 times
They stopped making RPGs after DS2
I always hated DS3 for its linearity, but P made me realise that linearity is not a problem. FS stopped trying. And why should they? People will still buy their games.
Same as Kojima's garbage.
they had a good idea for a combat system and decided to waste it on games focused on boss fights, so now anytime someone decides to use that combat system they seem to also focus on boss fights since that's what every associates the combat with. also all the weapons they design look like shit since they're huge and naturally people copying their combat system also copy their weapon design philosophy.
Dark Souls 2 crushed my hopes and dreams.
I have recovered since
They made it clear that they don't care for me as a fan of their work, they'll happily toss me aside chasing mass appeal so frick them
>you either hate or love thing, no inbetween
Why can't Ameritards into gradations and nuance?
They make the same shitty game and millions praise them for it because they desperately want online gamer cred
I don't, AC6 was good
but if they make another action rpg, they really need to ditch souls tired combat and build something completely new
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All the games after 2011 sucked dick.
I'm a tendie
Hi Eric!
contrariancore kiddies don't like that their janky game of choice from 2014 wasn't the one iterated on and have harbored a sour grapes mentality against the entire company since
ESLbot, is that (You)?
It's perfectly decipherable, especially within the context of this thread. Or do you need a breadtuber to come in and tell you what to think about this too?
I guess you can't.
Dark Souls 2 fans are crybaby hipsters. Did you really need it spelled out this plainly? Or do you think that pretending to be moronic and confused is somehow a victory?
Crybabies? From what I've seen, DS2 is the only Souls game that has active (and usually 500 post limit) threads. It's DS2 haters - aka Mauler and Asthmagold fanboys - who cry in DS2 threads, because they were filtered by the lack of i-frames at fog doors.
Can you translate this to engrish?
but that's exactly the one they iterated on
ADP lost
You don't get to talk smug about MUH PLACEMENT when you champion a game full of the worst goddamn collision and grab detection.
I was talking about fog doors. Not enemy placement.
If you want to play an empty game, get Hollow Knight.
every game of theirs since 7th gen has been a poorly coded pile of trash
i don't like gameplay consisting only of roll-hit-wait-roll-hit-wait
Hate? No. Bored? Yes.
>40 combined mentions of "roll" and "frame" before this post ITT
stop getting your opinions from ecelebs
I don't.
I'm not fond of the direction the souls games have gone, though.
I don't hate them, but they are definitely overrated.
Their fanbase are one major cancer in gaming, though.
Ganker hates it because their games are popular.
Good thing the opinion of Gankerermins is irrelevant. Just look at this entire thread of seething morons.
They haven't made a new Otogi or Chromehounds yet
I don't. I just hate how they consider the multiplayer segments to be secondary in their games and allowing very little resources for them.
p2p shouldn't be legal in 2023.
I don't, eat shit and die shazam trannies
>Name one good reason why you hate this studio
I'm a contrarian who says things just for attention
I died to a chest and never got over it, I'm on a personal quest for revenge.
nearly 2 years after, i still can't get past Maliketh
Little contrarian tendie homosexuals upset these masterpieces are not on their fisher price tablet - the thread
Nice falseflag bait thread western gamedev btw