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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    palworld vs pokemon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zased

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I KNEEL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if the fish on the right is two weeks expired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slop vs artistic endeavor
      Agreed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >artistic endeavor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no reply
          ohnonono

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never, ever respect artists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "People" who can't create art never will.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing, by it's very definition even the most braindead moron fingerpainting can be called art.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's quite amusing how someone that has no grasp of the subject or any experience in the field can talk about it so lavishly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an artist, i think majority of artists are moronic trannies with no grasp upon reality and its why they have so many mental illness and their cope is they are "creative" "quirky" no you're just moronic and nobody has told you that gayget.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            on the contrary, anyone can create 'art' as art is one of the most basic expressions of human nature
            not everyone can have their art appreciated or reach a high level of technical skill because they aren't creative enough to work around their own handicaps or willing to put in the effort that goes into being semi-decent, that and they hold twitter artists that draw pinups as their standard for "art" and only see it through a lens of making money

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you see anything resembling videogame/anime "art" in museums? No, I've even seen literal dots on a canvas be called art, something being considered art doesn't mean it's not garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are the people replying to this post saying Pokemon is better than Palworld or reversed? Palworld has less than 200 pals, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pals in Palworld aren't just party members. You can use them as slaves, weapons and traversal. You can't equip Charizard as a weapon and spew fire in Pokemon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That implies pokémon puts any care into presentation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're talking current gen Pokemon?

      Then yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrote and re-wrote several replies to this, agreeing with "Palworld vs Pokemon", but couldn't come up with a great way to word it, so I'm just gonna give a shoutout to this FPBP:

      Sure, cheap Asian takeout may not have wagyu beef or have 81 Michelin Stars, but man, even after all this inflation shit, I can still go to this hole-in-the-wall and feed three fricking people off $14 for their "bento" box, it's three whole styrofoam containers full of food, one has a bunch of fried shit, one's full of salad stuff and the sushi, and the third is packed to the point of damaging the container with whatever frickin' entree you want. We don't do it too often, but damn, that frickin' thing could be stretched to feed five people, and all of it is somehow B-tier food at a D-tier price.
      Problem is I live with two elderly fricks who decided that 20 years ago they'd latch onto this D-tier Asian restaurant that's overpriced as hell and uses 3-day (maybe 4 days) old oil for all their frying, and these two homies can't tell despite getting this nasty-ass fried fish every time that stinks up the car when I bring it home.

      I guess it does match OP's comparison.
      Palworld and rando tiny Asian restaurants:
      >cheap
      >not tied to some megacorporation
      >tons of content, though it's not well-refined or polished
      >surprisingly good for the price
      >actually gives a shit if something is wrong, devs are (slowly) fixing most of the main issues and few people go "nuh-uh, Pocketpair are great, you're just a hater!!!"
      >feels like someone involved put in some personality into it (mainly the animations and the guns for PW)
      >undertones of plagiarism, though there's nothing concrete

      where the frick can you get the left for $12?
      my take out place has that for like $50 + tip

      Depends on where you live, how thorough you look, and how picky you are.
      Hell, I just had Filipino food, (pork sisig + pancit), a completely full tray that looked like that, for $13 today. It was from a tiny indoor mall. Lumpia for $1.50 each, and each one is the size of an egg roll.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (me)
        Bonus points for that stupid-ass Asian restaurant they've latched onto: the absolute cheapest meal there is like $15, and that's like, Teriyaki chicken during their lunch special.
        Grosses me out to walk out with food for three people and a $60 bill, I've stopped tipping there entirely.
        Teriyaki chicken meals cost basically nothing and only take like three ingredients, there's a reason it's so cheap everywhere.

        >Year of our lord 2024
        >Poorgays still pretending to not understand that fine dining has small portions because the meal is divided into multiple courses

        You don't pay 200$ for food
        YOu pay $200 for eating AT their restaurant, the atmosphere and shiet

        Granted some expensive restaurants actually have a good chef who can make a god-tier meal

        It's pretty cool for the experience, sure, but man, most of the time it's not worth the extra cost:
        >costs literally 5-10x the amount of eating somewhere else
        >often generic "fancy French food" unless you're lucky enough to live somewhere with high-class foreign food
        >never anything surprising or interesting unless you go to some place that specializes in something weird like molecular gastronomy or uses some supremely rare ingredients, which costs 10-20x more instead
        >often located in some insufferable place like Seattle or San Francisco
        >almost always in one of those "rich bubbles" in an insufferable place like Seattle, where it's nice for a block or so, then you're getting yelled at by a homeless guy
        >often located in some place where you have to pay for parking, unless it's super fancy and there's a valet service (+ tip)
        >often includes some kind of dress code, basic or strict
        >annoying cloth napkins
        >fussy plating to help justify the cost
        >heavier incentive to give a hefty tip
        >wine uncorking fees
        >despite the many courses some places have, you're locked into their portion size, which often leans a bit small, especially since it takes a while for you to get your full meal
        Besides, I like cooking, and half the shit I'd eat there I'd rather like to try making myself, unless it's something annoying like lobster/crab.
        Hell, I've got a $30 sous vide machine that puts out better steak than half the fancy stuff out there.
        Props to fine-dining not having screaming kids around though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (me)
        Bonus points for that stupid-ass Asian restaurant they've latched onto: the absolute cheapest meal there is like $15, and that's like, Teriyaki chicken during their lunch special.
        Grosses me out to walk out with food for three people and a $60 bill, I've stopped tipping there entirely.
        Teriyaki chicken meals cost basically nothing and only take like three ingredients, there's a reason it's so cheap everywhere.

        [...]
        [...]
        It's pretty cool for the experience, sure, but man, most of the time it's not worth the extra cost:
        >costs literally 5-10x the amount of eating somewhere else
        >often generic "fancy French food" unless you're lucky enough to live somewhere with high-class foreign food
        >never anything surprising or interesting unless you go to some place that specializes in something weird like molecular gastronomy or uses some supremely rare ingredients, which costs 10-20x more instead
        >often located in some insufferable place like Seattle or San Francisco
        >almost always in one of those "rich bubbles" in an insufferable place like Seattle, where it's nice for a block or so, then you're getting yelled at by a homeless guy
        >often located in some place where you have to pay for parking, unless it's super fancy and there's a valet service (+ tip)
        >often includes some kind of dress code, basic or strict
        >annoying cloth napkins
        >fussy plating to help justify the cost
        >heavier incentive to give a hefty tip
        >wine uncorking fees
        >despite the many courses some places have, you're locked into their portion size, which often leans a bit small, especially since it takes a while for you to get your full meal
        Besides, I like cooking, and half the shit I'd eat there I'd rather like to try making myself, unless it's something annoying like lobster/crab.
        Hell, I've got a $30 sous vide machine that puts out better steak than half the fancy stuff out there.
        Props to fine-dining not having screaming kids around though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to Twitter if you can't read more than a few hundred characters.
          Oh wait, you can sub to get more characters now.
          Back to... Bluesky, then?

          https://i.imgur.com/RAe5S80.jpg

          Name the game

          Really could just be indie games vs AAA games at this point. More small-dev games are coming out with all kinds of content while more AAA games are shallow, highly-praised games with no content and a lot of graphical filters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flawless Victory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unhealthy slop cooked in gutter oil vs. good, healthy food
      I don't think you thought this through

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >good, healthy food
        >he doesn't know
        Restaurant food is drowned in butter kek
        It's why you can't "replicate" the taste because no one in their right mind would use that much butter to cook at home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shitty moron baiting slop vs overpriced nothingburger
      yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using Steam ratings as a metric despite the fact that you can easily rig it by buying and then refunding it after placing a review

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry for your loss.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >costumers

        Please learn to spell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >using MK11 jade like shes a bad design
        >when her game is literally the highest selling in the series at 25 million copies
        homies really do just see brown characters and work themselves into a nonexistent narrative huh?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >25 million copies
          *15

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT IT DOWN

      THE GOYIM KNOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When I stare at modern AAA $70 price tags and listen to Guts' theme, I get genuinely sad just staring at that number.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shit early access slop sold at half price
      Yeah no, shillworld is garbage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vs shit early access slop sold at full price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha pwn'd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious because restaurants have been known to scam people with different fish meats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not really fpbp. the presentation on the right still looks too good for pokemon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fraid so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, sorry, the one on the right should be a raw fish with fishbones and guts still in the plate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >seafood vs seafood
      Idk two disgusting shitty games for women? I guess this works

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone calling this based
      If it was palworld vs Pokemon, then the left would be slop, and the right would be a trashcan.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing hits like Shrimp teriyaki with riced rice and extra sauce.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you order shrimp from a chinese place you are eating poop 100%

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gutter oil and cardboard box shaped into meaty textures

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Sarku Japan count?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't been there, just examine your shrimps for a big black poop tube on the back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That shit is gross shrimp shouldn't be slimy. It's like they just microwave that shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They cook it right in front of you on the grill there.

            >got a wife
            >she's an amazing cook
            >we stopped going to restaurants because her cooking is much better than anything we can get there
            >many times cheaper, too
            tfw

            >get wife too
            >she makes perfect meals
            >between the two of us can make great meals that we can't even order at resturaunts anymore thinking 'this isn't as good as at home'
            Panang curry is next on the list. If I can learn to make that well, then that'll probably save us like $300 a year.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deveining shrimp is for pussies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it tastes good and doesn't get me sick I don't give a hoot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So?
        Im from louisiana and eat boiled shrimp year round
        Literally only prissy homosexuals and women go about depooping their shrimp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So what?
          >munch munch
          >I like
          >bbyeeaahh
          >I like eatin'
          >grgggggg
          >whew, I like eatin' shit
          >munch munch
          >hurls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is a literal non issue
            You dont even notice it unless its pointed out to you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I can't tell I'm eating shit so you should eat shit too
              Fricking hell man you need help. Stop eating shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt realize loussiana was in india

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're always eating poop in fact your floor is covered in poop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. The Chinese are nasty and never clean anything. Even (and may Allah forgive me for this) Indians are cleaner

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Indians are cleaner

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is dirtier than indians

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao did they make this video to mock indians?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what gives you that idea?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy hell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon those are africans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >even Black folk think they're better than pajeets
            kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, they're not wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what gives you that idea?

            wtf african non-americans are based?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why does the one in orange shirt pray before having an autistic panic attack?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t.muslim indian

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indians are the definition of filth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time you take a breath you're eating poop and dead skin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not all of us live in India

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon you're so innocent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can see in that image the shrimp is deveined

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you eat hot dogs from anywhere you are likely eating insects and shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's all food in america, though. Industry fights toot and nail to keep rat feces on the menu.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gutter oil and cardboard box shaped into meaty textures

        good for the immune system

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you brush your teeth your literally brushing them with fecal matter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gutter oil and cardboard box shaped into meaty textures

        >

        This. The Chinese are nasty and never clean anything. Even (and may Allah forgive me for this) Indians are cleaner

        Nice try pajeet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cyberslop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think would be the $12 chinese takeout equivalent of Cyberpolishedturd 2077?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ordered shrimp once and they didn't even de-shell it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >riced rice
      You know what? Frick you
      *un-rices your rice*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unactivates your almonds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not very rice of you!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *unbears your bear*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow he's just like me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now even bears have autism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sOVL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when you miss a 0 while coding the NPC's patrol route

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow he's just like me

          now even bears have autism

          Actually a sad story to this;
          This is 7 years after a bear was freed from a small circus cage. But he's so inclined to his trauma that he continues doing what he did for the majority of his life before that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you gain from lying?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://tntribune.com/abused-zoo-bear-still-circles-in-imaginary-cage-seven-years-after-being-freed/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *unbears your bear*

            So sad, reallt makes it unbearable to watch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              Actually a sad story to this;
              This is 7 years after a bear was freed from a small circus cage. But he's so inclined to his trauma that he continues doing what he did for the majority of his life before that.

              https://tntribune.com/abused-zoo-bear-still-circles-in-imaginary-cage-seven-years-after-being-freed/

              Why is that so bad? Maybe he's just going in circles because that's what he's comfortable with. Repeating patterns that he knows in a new environment. If you think about it like that, it would be kinda weird if he didn't behave like that.
              As long as he doesn't starve himself to death or walks off the muscles on his paw bones, going in circles is just an old habit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BEAR STUCK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Come on B.E.A.R

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I saw the world famous polar bear whathisname at a Berlin zoo 2009 or so. The dude was glitched walking front and backing up for like ten minutes. It was really sad looking at him. Still had to hold my laugh though because it was unreal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me after I move back into my family home after I inherrited it.
          >Everyone dead
          >4 bedroom house
          >Still stick to using just my old room
          >Still bring my meal upstairs so I can eat alone even if no one else will ever be in the kitchen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm starting to think plain white rice is alright!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that's fricking illegal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its the ricing that makes rice so ricey.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >riced rice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't believe Lever's dead, bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >riced rice
      You know what? Frick you
      *un-rices your rice*

      Oh man bro, get me the riced rice, and make it waaaaaaay ricey!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yippie ki yay uncle sam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rice flavored rice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can really taste the rice!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got your rice "bro"
        >Extra White for White People

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left: first party Nintendo game
    right: snoy movie "game"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 year old Nintendo games are still $40. Playstation games are $10 like a week after release.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Playstation games are $10 like a week after release.
        Its sad to admit you haven't played games in 20 years like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around, most marios and zeldas can be beat in like 5 hours.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game devs before and after they get rich or noticed. They become lazy and less competent overtime and release things sporadically. Toby Fox being an example.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      demon's souls vs elden ring

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The $200 food looks better. I know exactly how to make the $12 food (hopefully I'll make it better most of the time.)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you know how to make the slop on the left then you know how to make the expensive slop on the right

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Food analogy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steak seasoned with salt fresh ground pepper and maybe 1-3 other ingredients served rare is better than 99.999% of all other dishes and it's not very impressive looking either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry to say this but beef steak is a meme.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't pay 200$ for food
    YOu pay $200 for eating AT their restaurant, the atmosphere and shiet

    Granted some expensive restaurants actually have a good chef who can make a god-tier meal

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the $200 is because the ingredients and the place where is served, and no im not talking about vidya, also $12 is incorrect because that thing cost minimum $20

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick can you get the left for $12?
    my take out place has that for like $50 + tip

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Year of our lord 2024
    >Poorgays still pretending to not understand that fine dining has small portions because the meal is divided into multiple courses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is an insect
      you're the moron for replying to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably all tastes worse than my grandma's chorizo, b***h. And I don't even have to pay for it!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >paying for meals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth the price?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've eaten at a $100/plate place. It was pretty good. Better than a $20/plate restaurant. Depends on how much $100 is to you. I would not do it again, because I am poor, and it was not five times as good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$200 per course is better than $12 for a bunch of food
      i'll stick to my bacon quarter pounders.
      thanks and have fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >divided into multiple courses
      so you pay a extra $188 for some homosexual to change your meals once in a while? lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no instead you eat like shit and become a fat pig

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're eating like shit anyway, you're just paying more for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all those poor gay responses to not knowing the 12 course meals
      got to try one where it was
      >oysters
      >lobster tail
      >snow crab
      >sea cucumbers
      >smoked eel
      >grilled Mahi mahi
      >Smoked tuna
      >fried flounder
      >two different creme brulee
      >Tiramisu
      >and ended with a Coffee Royal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, anon, that sounds really good. I'm a huge homosexual for seafood though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldn't recommend the sea cucumber, it had the weirdest texture, but would whole heartedly tell you to try a good smoked eel, it was amazing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the heads up, I've never had sea cucumber before. I'm a huge fan of eel, though. Shit's stupid expensive though so it's mostly a guilty pleasure.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the heads up, I've never had sea cucumber before. I'm a huge fan of eel, though. Shit's stupid expensive though so it's mostly a guilty pleasure.

            Eel kicks ass, never got why some people think it's gross. Unagi is one of my favorite orders at Japanese places.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I love it but I'll admit I have some reservations with it thanks to a bad order of eel giving me the worst food poisoning I've ever had. Took a long time before I could eat it again. Still did eventually anyways because it's so goddamn good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >thanks to a bad order of eel giving me the worst food poisoning I've ever had
                It's poisonous if not cooked right, so that makes sense.
                >According to Boston.com, eels have poisonous blood that contains a toxic protein that makes muscles (like the heart) cramp, which is why raw eel should never be eaten under any circumstance. However, when eel is cooked these proteins break down and make the fish safe to eat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seems like all the best food is. Oh well. Still good shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your nuclear diarrhea homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >having subpar genetics
          You’re the homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's
        >Bruschetta plate with fresh baked bread and fresh mozzarella
        >Calamari
        >Stuffed Oysters
        >Salad
        >Penne
        >Veal Marsala
        >Tiramisu
        Never forgot that veal months after

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is veal as good as they say it is? I hear people b***h and whine about veal all the time but I also hear people go on about how it is some of the most tender, delicious meat you'll ever have. Is the hype true? Never had a chance to try it myself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a fan of it. It's tender and soft, but I don't like the flavor or texture that much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buon gustaio

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just have it all at once on the same platter?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the place i went to had three to four bites for each dish and there was three of us, so i guess it was
          1.save space on the table
          2.let them time to cook it and have it still be warm
          3.pace out the meals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this was the case as well, but it ended up just being 3 hours of talking and a small piece of some fancy desert
      tasted good but I left so hungry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a waste of time on bullshit to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RIPPEN LEGEND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got the poorgays riled up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >year 2024
      >catposters are still moronic
      Every year is the same, time is a flat circle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of the left hand pic is cheap fried rice with a total of 8 shrimp (likely farm raised) and some cut up chicken breast or thigh. You're getting little quality food from that. This isn't even to argue about how disingenuous this pic is as mentioned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and you pay premium for each

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any game vs ff 7 rebirth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name another 200 dollar game?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss having good Chinese food. Both my favorite places are gone now. One was a more authentic Taiwanese place, the other was the best American style Chinese I've had. There's like 5 or more Chinese places in town still, but they all suck in comparison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly prefer going to Panda Express over the other crappier places sometimes. The fried rice at Panda Express blows but kung pow chicken and teriyaki chicken are decent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The chow mein at panda is fricking depressing.
        It looks seasoned but it isn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the rice and chow mein both suck, I end up tossing most of it half the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        panda express is nasty
        sarku japan and a local chain called quickway shits on it
        you couldnt even pay me to eat slop like panda burger king arbys etc

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman Arkham Knight vs. Suicide Squad

    %3D%3D

    %3D%3D

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was does the top section use 2 images from Arkham City instead of Arkham Knight?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't deal with general americanized chinese food anymore.
    Authentic Sichuan or bust.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The authentic Chinese food I've had is typically better on average, but damn I love American Chinese. Nothing like getting sweet and sour pork with fried rice and pot stickers. Maybe some Mongolian beef and chow mein or Hong Kong pan-fried noodles. Great every once in a while.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webm of the guy getting angry at the Japanese restaurant because another person is eating something "incorrectly".

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the feeling you’re all posting from a quantity>quality angle when it should be the other way around.

    Actually, I can’t tell how any of you are viewing the pic.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any arpg other than Diablo4 vs Diablo4

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doom wads and AAA games.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love chinese food
    >The man or chinese woman who serves you a frick ton
    kek, every time

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both are dogshit, the best is $20 its clean and large quantity

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to restaurant known for it's high quality
    >Extremely high in demand
    >Have to get a reservation to even have a table
    >Food is served in a multiple course experience
    >"wtf why is this popular, busy, reputable restaurant with the highest quality ingredients expensive??????"
    >"Why are the portions of this 10 course meal that I need to be able to actually eat so small????????"
    Do you guys think evey place is a denny's or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you guys think evey place is a denny's or something
      yes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people genuinely haven't eaten anywhere that isn't a regional chain or a Sysco filp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who used to be a waiter at a Michelin Star Restarant, ill tell you your getting ripped off
      The chefs still cook with the same 2$ Sunflower oil and spices you can get it in the supermarket, the quality isnt better
      the talent behind being a top chef is dressing your food in a manner that looks expensive but isnt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stars themselves are scams. There's a reason why the majority of them are in France or bumfrick nowhere, bumfrickistan, population third world. There's fricking market stalls that have stars because the buttholes handing them out travel all over the world on the Michelin Man's dime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's kind of the funny part about Michelin stars, most of the criteria are all about fame, "culture", and appearance, not about the food itself.
          It's why you get a bunch of highly-rated restaurants with SSS-tier food with zero stars while all the restaurants with stars are serving samey expensive food and have samey waiters and samey chefs with samey plating and some samey restaurant name like "Passion" or "Josephine".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought this shit was extremely moronic
        Human sensibilities and capitalism combine to make the worst things in the world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense that a waiter doesnt understand the intricacies that are involved in creating a restaurant menu.

        You first need to obtain a good location with rent you can afford to pay, you prob need to partner with something like a hotel to manage to have customers or be really tiny space. You might need to use the same kitchen for breakfast and for dinner in multiple shifts to up the number of paying customers to stay afloat.

        You need to make smart decisions about ingredients you can afford to buy and can be made into a high quality meal. It can't be extremely complex to make because in the end it has to be made by a guy who deems it acceptable to live as a food industry worker. It's a whole big process to come up with a new men and every change brings in friction since people need to be brought up to date with the process. Cooks needs to be trained to make every prep step and plating that ends up on the customer.

        Many restaurants are chronically understaffed, people are asked to work way longer hours than 40h a week because its for the team, theres no one else. Oh a guy was offered a gig to drive a taxi or clean apartments to make better pay, better start recruiting part timers and immigrants who might even speak the local language.

        Alongside that you need to invest into all the equipment necessary, things that cost 5-10k a piece and hope the people you hire dont break them or anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you might need to use the same kitchen to produce different dishes
          Black person you do not know what the frick you are talking about. You literally just described menu changes which every restaurant ever does. You didn't even address the real (non) issue around menu changes which is ingredient storage space.

          All your other bullshit is basic managerial logistics that has frick all to so with the craft itself. And the icing on top is you are talking this bullshit to a high end waiter because you functionally do not understand the difference between a high end waiter and an applebees waiter. A real waiter has to be intimately familiar with the menu on a level that probably surpasses most everyone working in the kitchen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >waiter's opinion
        You're not the chef though, you're the person who brings out the food, so your opinion is irrelevant.
        >The chefs still cook with the same 2$ Sunflower oil and spices you can get it in the supermarket, the quality isnt better
        You can give everyone the same ingredients and resources and you'll get 10 different results. Ever watch the Japanese show Iron Chef?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Luxury restaurants are primarily for show and the experience
      Anyone can make the food they do, and more of it, at 5% of the price given the right recipie and instructions
      Luxury anything is a gigantic fleece

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If i could eat like this for 12$ i would look like american
    for 12$ i can only get bread crumbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it anon. Become an American. Come home, brother. I'll buy your first burger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing the Statue of Liberty fills me with pride. I still love being American.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no
          i hate the french

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            France gets too much shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hating france must have been a meme started by royals who didnt want their heads to get removed from the rest of their body.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Totally Spies!
              I miss "Magical realm: the tv show"
              That shit is the reason I have a bondage fetish now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tenaka Tenshi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing the Statue of Liberty fills me with pride. I still love being American.

        im in miami florida, and im struggling to get food brother, im living off food sales and public trains

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go someplace cheaper than miami

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just move
            yeah sure bro
            1 sec

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that sucks man. Hope things get better for you soon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your symbol is a french statue.
        Just saying.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I make fun of the French when it's funny but those guys are allright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a gift. The New Colossus inscription on the base of the Statue is by an American poet that was crowdfunded to be put there.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buying some classic on a sale vs buying any new big budget game.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has add-on content that looks like literal vomit
    >plays like fricking sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what fricking place does that look like vomit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever had a cat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart 8 booster packs kinda with how they look like cheap-ass plastic but ended up adding a lot of genuinely great tracks

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made friends with a classmate in college
    >later found out he's filthy rich
    >he invited me to a graduation party, told me to dress up
    >shows up to a restruant i never heard of, he and his family is there, just 6 people, his brother and gf is there too
    >go to a private room with 6 waiters ready to serve
    >the menu has no prices
    >got really confused, asked what I'm allowed to order?
    >he said don't worry, order anything i want, they already paid for the afternoon
    shit's was crazy

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4 vs New Vegas

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These days I wince at the thought of a meal with a double-digit price-tag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting a single digit price tag for a meal is near impossible nowadays, short of McDonalds, and even they're raising their prices...shit sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These days I wince at the thought of a meal with a double-digit price-tag

        Yeah, shit is hard these days. Can't get out of the grocery store without spending $100. Even fast food costs like $10+ a meal now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What constitutes a 'meal' differs by person

        And its pretty easy when you just cook, or even most fast food places now have apps that are constantly offering far more reasonable deals when what they want upfront. I never pay full price for fast food anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you wince at everything? I too became a chef just so i could get the same food i used to order for cheap

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexuals

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that much shrimp and other food for only 12 dollars
    I would steer clear of something that cheap, you know it's going to make you sick.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anons argue about food all the time
    food always tastes bland when you eat alone
    no matter what it is
    and how much it cost

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me buying old games for $5-$10 (even just $1 sometimes) vs $70 new releases

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found out today that fried rice could literally be fried rice and the little frozen veggies weren’t a key component of fried rice. I feel a little shattered cause the latter is the only form I’ve ever had

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is the right side meal is some mid tier chain restaurant and the dish costs like 29$ but anything plated remotely well is so far beyond average Gankerners experiences they think it could cost 200$

    They dont serve cubed tomatoes in some orange liquid with ugly piece of fish at michelin star restaurants

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the meal on the left costs even less to make- could probably recreate that at home for $15.
      >They dont serve cubed tomatoes in some orange liquid with ugly piece of fish at michelin star restaurants
      kek I didn't even notice that. Who leaves the core of the tomato in like that? Sometimes this burger place does that and it drives me nuts. Those animals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        left would be pretty expensive in eu thanks to all that premium meat

        You'd prob have to shill over 20€ for the meal on the left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who leaves the core of the tomato in like that?
        What's wrong with that? I go to a chain salad place sometimes and all their tomatoes are like that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For smaller tomatoes it is usually fine. The bigger the tomato the tougher the core seems to get though (at least that has been my experience). I prefer to dice my tomatoes, or at the very least cut out most of the core when prepared. Or use cherry tomatos. I guess it depends. In OP's example I think it looks really lazy, like they just cut the tomato into 8ths and moved on.

          I payed 40 bucks for wasabi str8 from Japan. Was pretty good but honestly I'm too resistant to horse radish and I guess wasabi too. Have to eat a lot to get the kick.

          The wasabi I had in Japan was actually really good, I was surprised how much I liked it compared to the wasabi I had in the states.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The AAAslop should be 2 prawns in a tub of plain rice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >prawns
        It's called shrimp you bong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But the menu said GALAXY of prawns

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left is just highly processed slop in cooking oil that hasn't been changed in years and right isn't worth even 1/10th the price, but at least won't kill you.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got a wife
    >she's an amazing cook
    >we stopped going to restaurants because her cooking is much better than anything we can get there
    >many times cheaper, too
    tfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking shudder to imagine going to a restaurant to eat at every single meal. Cooking is such an essential skill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine americans or anyone working long hours with 2h commute each day because they have to live in surubs to get away from Black folk

        If they spent their precious time cooking there would be literally no free time left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based level: 8/10.
      Could be a 10/10 if you two cook together, even if you end up just being an assistant or something.

      I payed 40 bucks for wasabi str8 from Japan. Was pretty good but honestly I'm too resistant to horse radish and I guess wasabi too. Have to eat a lot to get the kick.

      I don't know what the effect is called, but I hate how horseradish and wasabi even the real kind registers as kind of a "spicy plastic".
      At some point I'm gonna snap and buy actual wasabi root and grate it myself to verify that the plastic taste isn't just a quality thing.
      Yes, I know most "wasabi" here in the states is literally recolored horseradish. The real wasabi paste I bought came in a tube and was real wasabi, not the recolored stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Could be a 10/10 if you two cook together, even if you end up just being an assistant or something.
        we actually do, but all i do is cut and dice things, clean the meat, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can cook pretty well
      >the stuff i want to cook require special equipment that would be a waste to buy for one type of meal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, if you want those meals then do it.The equipment will last decades as long as you're not a moron so why not get it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ordering fish
          anon.. i..
          you know about fish right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but bro how are you going to train your immune system

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both looks absolute shit but the one on the right should be part of a multi course meal. Still at a multi course youd expect it not to look like slop.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I payed 40 bucks for wasabi str8 from Japan. Was pretty good but honestly I'm too resistant to horse radish and I guess wasabi too. Have to eat a lot to get the kick.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd unironically take the right. There comes a point in your life when you start to appreciate the quality of things. Especially as if you look closely, you'll realize that's just a layer of prawns on a big ass mess of glummy rice while fish is sitting in a sauce that would have taken a day just to render down.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic related, but not to video games. For video games it's the other way around

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subhumans all over the world sure loves eating disgusting slop, don't they? As expected from brown bug eating monkeys.
    No wonder there's so many open world crafting survival shills here too.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks nice, but right is what I'd crave to eat 99 times out of 100.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my idea of fine dining is to go to a brazillian steakhouse and eat all you can eat beef buffet
    I dont even touch the salad bar

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genshin vs zeldor

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight is 14,99 which is insanely low for the amount of effort that went into it

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indie vs Multimillion Dollar Product

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating fish
    >cries about ZE BUGS

    Holy shit, bro. Fish=ZE BUGS of the sea.

    Seeint that both are bad: Lawbreakers and Artifact.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game has always been the same, fancypants food is more about being able to afford it, than it is about the food. in fact, the food comes last. it's all about the fung swey and shit and the overall feeling that you get in being in a fancy place. also, doom versus doom eternal. frick ypu and frick your goddamn monkeybars!

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no mans sky - starfield

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third-worlders and anglos talking about food will always amuse me. Only three countries are allowed to talk about food: France, Italy, Japan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plebeian taste.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Italy
      >Japan
      Anon don't look...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should see their squid ink pasta

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 AAA game vs same game but updated with all content with a massive discount a few years down the road

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you've ever paid for haute cuisine you're an butthole and you got ripped off, which you deserve.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The right pic is definitely better than the left. The left is filled with cheap carbs.

    Go Keto or go home.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enter

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    left is "fresh frozen" right is actual fresh food that the chef / prep crew bought personally

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like food analogies for video games.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld and Starfailed

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The food on the right looks way better you moronic fat american.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight vs Metroid Dread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but hollow night doesn't have metroid as a protagonist.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cooking simulator!! 😀

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