What they call since yesterday (I saw plenty of that being used in Ganker's Oscar theeasd) when media (especially sequels/remakes) make a white male protagonist look dumb so the new diversity protagonist looks better.
It's a valid criticism but the wording makes it look you like a schizo, puttimg the blame more on some Illuminati-esque shit rather than the writers being bitter against old movies and/or wanting to appeal to progressives.
It's a real thing but it's being used by bots to oversaturate the use of the word.
This has also happened to phrases like "goy" "shill" "goyslop" "shut it down" etc
Yes, I know it also has to do with directors getting high on the power they have over actors (which is one of the motivations for nude scenes of males and females for the longest time), (and the extra implictionif it's israeli directors) and I also know of freaky Fremasonry stuff. But that phrase out in the open without context sounds like nonsensical ramble.
>"they" are using bots to make me look stupid!
No, you're just stupid. You and all the other brainwashed npc on this site who are fundamentally incapable of forming a coherent thought without relying on whatever tyhe currently popular buzzwords are.
no its moronic /misc/yps spamming every fricking board with their culture war schizofrenia to the point where you think your own ilk are bots because you can't speak a point without it being half buzzwords
>EVERYTHING THAT MAKES MY BELIEFS AND SIDE LOOK LIKE PSYCHO moronS IS LE BOTS/FALSE-FLAGGING/ETCETERA
I hate you subhumans so much. You're so brain-fricked from getting your head filled up with subhuman shit all the time it's actually sad. You all would honestly would be better off purged from this earth. Unironically. You're too far-gone.
"humiliation ritual" has been used a million times on this website before the oscars
this is just some newbie finding out about the term and running it into the ground
good thing you can also samegay all day now
how silly. that isnt what a humiliation ritual is. oh well, wouldnt be the first time people on the internet tried to push their urban dictionary page.
Cars 1 is based on Doc Hollywood which consists of a city boy plastic surgeon fricking up someone's fence out in the sticks and getting sentenced to community service in a rural area he's not used to. The only person humiliating either main character is themselves for lacking any knowledge about the real world, having spent their lives in luxury without having to ever do any real work. They're not being humiliated, they're adapting to their new, harsher circumstances after a life of little difficulty.
I hate it when the israelites do their toxic gaslighting via humiliation rituals. This kind of writing negatively impacts my QoL and limits the narrative design space. What a bunch of triggered snowflakes.
Remember when goyslop got spammed all over Ganker because ~~*some people*~~ were asshurt over it and wanted to get it word-filtered?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I remember seeing this movie when I was 18 with my family at a drive in. I don't recall any of this.
Probably the most forgettable Pixar movie ever made, although it was also the last Pixar movie I ever saw.
Cars 2 had a scene at an airport where Mater had to go through a full body scanner to board his flight, which means that 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
Since Planes also exist in the Cars universe and are fully sentient creatures as well, the question becomes how did Cars Al Qaeda convince four Planes to crash into the world trade center and pentagon? How could the Cars inside the United 93 Plane make it crash into a field in Pennsylvania? Was it like a reverse vore situation? Cars 2 left many questions unanswered in my opinion
It's easy to say that now, but when it released, people said "this is the studio that just made Ratatouille and Wall-E, what the frick are they doing?"
Now, Pixar's output is so clogged up with garbage that Cars 2 is fantastic by their current standards.
cars 2 couldve been cool if they didnt focus the entire movie on mater and make him 10x as moronic and annoying as in cars 1. cars 3 was just bad because the ending was kind of shoehorned in, theres no buildup to cruz taking over at the end other than her whining in one scene about how she wanted to be a race car. they shouldve established it from the beginning that lightning was her mentor.
>cars 2 couldve been cool if they didnt focus the entire movie on mater and make him 10x as moronic and annoying as in cars 1.
yep. the movie was doomed from the start. I actually like Mater in 1, but making him the MC of a movie was a terrible idea.
Its kind of a stretch but the Bit.Trip series is like the inverse of this >all 6 of the main games are an allegory for the different stages of man's life: from conception, early childhood, social development, finding friends and aspirations, committing to a purpose in life, death and afterlife >Runner 2 and Runner 3 are about running
>Halo 1
Shoot aliens >Halo 2
A 6 hour war movie with two interconnected stories, one about the last spartan fighting in never-ending war between humans and the covenant, and the other about an elite shifting allegiance on the false prophets after realizing their entire cause and religion is a gigantic ruse. >Halo 3
Shoot aliens.
i was actually going for >Halo 1 Blow up giant ring >Halo 2 Incredible detailed war and alien politic process where the theme of survival against all odds and unconventional friends made out of enemies become one >Halo 3 Blow up giant ring, again
bu glad you did it, cause yours better
Man, Halo 2 really did feel like it was as sophisticated as GoT at times. Its a shame they never bothered putting that much effort into making an intricate plot again.
It also wasn't going to fit on 1 CD. I guess with more time they could have just out the second half of the story on a disc 2, but Microsoft probably said no.
Halo 2's story was received badly by the game's target audience (i.e. turbo dudebro morons) so they probably figured there was no point ever putting that much effort into something like that again.
because Halo 2 tried to replace the protagonist. Look in retrospect how little the Chief actually does in it. He doesn't even get to tag along against the main antagonist
His only contribution to the plot of Halo 2 is beating the frick out of Regret with his bare hands, which ends up starting a massive Covenant civil war that allows a Flood vessel to crash into their homeworld and assimilate them all. I personally think it’s hilarious and suits him.
The kind of grand, sweeping story that Bungie wanted to tell with Halo 2 would have been literally impossible to do if Chief was the only viewpoint character. Chief is a fine protagonist but he's also kind of limited by essentially being a living weapon who spends almost the entire original trilogy being pointed at problems by other characters and then left to get on with it, he hardly ever acts entirely on his own initiative in the Bungie games.
Every Halo games story besides 2’s is a third graders drawing turned into a story. H2 did attempt to inject political intrigue and characters with semi complex agendas into the plot, but as others have said in this thread, the mix of being hamstrung by deadlines and the neanderthal audience demographic; it was ultimately a display of casting pearls before swine.
It’s because Joe Staten who wrote Halo 2 left Bungie to write the abandoned Halo movie that Neill Blomkamp and Peter Jackson were working on before Michaelsoft shut it down. So he left Halo for nothing and the franchise hasn’t been the same since. By the time he came back for Infinite it was too late.
God halo 2 was so comfy and I was so into the >deepest lore
as a kid it really did consume a lot of my thoughts even when I wasn't playing
i was actually going for >Halo 1 Blow up giant ring >Halo 2 Incredible detailed war and alien politic process where the theme of survival against all odds and unconventional friends made out of enemies become one >Halo 3 Blow up giant ring, again
bu glad you did it, cause yours better
Man, Halo 2 really did feel like it was as sophisticated as GoT at times. Its a shame they never bothered putting that much effort into making an intricate plot again.
>MGS1
War sucks >MGS2
What if your life is all a simulation and every truth you knew was a lie? What if the world is run by a secret cabal of people hellbent on controlling all information? >MGS3
War sucks, kill your mentor
Accurate lol, except it was with Far Cry 1. I remember thinking all the monsters and aliens you fight at the end were just something I imagined, no that actually happens and they scrap it for the rest of the series. The original trilogy was very kino looking back, wish they kept going with complete overhauls instead of just copy pasting 3 over and over.
I was about to write something calling you an idiot and how McQueen in Cars 3 is literally too old to win the race and it would be like trying to run a modern AAA game on a stock 2007 PC, but that got me thinking
can you mod cars in the Cars universe? And if so, how much more fricked up is the Ship of Theseus problem in the Cars universe, since now it can be applied to a living being?
she wasn't though, she was just better
the original ending was much better at explaining this, her boss was supposed to originally betray mcqueen and replace him with cruz, instead of mcqueen doing it
because she's just naive and stupid
again it made sense with the other ending, I have no idea why they switched it out for the moronic "passing the torch" one we got
A lemon is like a shitter car, one that was made wrong in the factory or otherwise has a defect that makes it shitty/broken upon receipt by the customer. In the US at least if you buy a new car that straight up doesn't work, they HAVE to refund you. I'm sure it's the same in Europe too.
a lemon is when the car is a piece of shit and the seller knows its a piece of shit. this was a bigger issue pre internet. Basically used car dealers would sell people what they thought was a cool car and then it would turn out the car had significant mechanical issues and you would be shit out of luck. I don't think it happens as much anymore because of coalfax, laws making it so the dealer has to buy that shit back and because if they do it now it ends up on the internet
It's essentially a car that is broken off the lot or keeps breaking almost as soon as you bought it. My parents bought a brand new 0 mile minivan from a dealer when I was a baby and that thing broke down seemingly every four months, required constant tune ups, would sometimes just shut off in heavy rain, and more. They put in so much money into the car (Which admittedly lasted them like 15 years, but to this day they both still complain about that car) that they could have bought a brand new one for how long we owned it.
>try making a "passing the torch" plot >the torch is passed to a.. >quitter, outright gave up for very little reason >shows absolutely no promise or ambition >does not care for training, instead does nothing the entire film but causes problems despite her fricking job is being a coach
it's funny how easy it is to tell that this was written by women
>new sequel of an old franchise where the original protagonist is replaced by an annoying quirky diverse new character
How the hell did the entertainment industry get taken over by soulless NPCs? I don't even care about the movie, never watched it, but it's ridiculous how many sequels can be summed up as this.
>Stop Eggman from turning animals into robots and taking over the world >A bunch of shit about goberment conspiracies and ancient gods and aylmaos >Stop Eggman from turning animals into robots and taking over the world
Cars was the first bad Pixar film. The only truly kino one they made after was Ratatouille.
Cars 1 is just mediocre. Cars 2 is bad enough to be entertaining. Cars 3 is unremarkable
>Mario 1: Bowser kidnaps the Princess >Mario 2: A random frog dude takes over a dream world and traps it's inhabitants so now Mario and his friends astral project into this world to free them >Mario 3: Bowser kidnaps the Princess
Cars 1 is the only good movie
Cars 2 was fricking bonkers and 3 was simply unnecessary. 3 also had a better planned but they decided to change it last minute
>you're too old now guy we watch this movie for, let this female take over and beat him. You be a benchwarmer.
I also don't recall any female racing cars in the first movie or even second one
Cars 3 is my niece's favorite movie. It got her to dream. If Cars 3 didn't get made, she would've turned into just another prostitute. Think about that before you speak again.
Dude. She's 8.
She's now dreaming about being the first female NASCAR racer ever. I don't have the heart to tell her it's already been done, but the girl's got a dream now, and it's all thanks to Disney, and Pixar, and Cars 3.
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That movie is directly telling her that you're just an old fart and she should go her own way. In a few years cars 3 will be the reason she crashed her car out of pure hubris.
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Anonymous
Your niece is a sexist piece of trash if she could only be inspired by seeing a female character do something. Likely she never had any real interest beforehand anyway.
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This is the average brain rotted Gankerner. He thinks the government is out to get him because a literal child likes a movie for children.
Black Ops series is the reverse >First game: After your capture, you were subjected to Soviet brainwashing to sabotage your own country, you were a pawn in a game thinking you won, when really, you were already in checkmate, your victory was nothing more than revenge >Second game: There's a terrorist who wants to use US drones to attack China and start a war >Third game: After being brutally injured, you were put on life support, the only way to save you was to convert your consciousness into an AI system that overtook your leader's body. Unknowingly you were in his body the entire time, and only after killing his squad and re-surging through an advanced therapy do you find out who you really are.
SMB2- A profoundly philosophical take on what it means to dream explored through a literal dreamworld where our multiple protagonists have to struggle with their inner selves as they fight to liberate a fictional race of dreamworld dwellers. Each step of the journey being a step of self discovery that highlights the importance of believing in oneself in such an unfair and dangerous existence as well as the importance of eating your veggies.
Fire Emblem pausing itself as a series about a group of mercs helping the good guys defeat the evil guys to reflect on the horrors of war; about how every side is both good and evil at the same time and how trauma guides us, and about how every form of government is ultimately fraught with difficulties and flaws, yet it remains the burden of the victor to continue writing history. Then it became a series about defeating the evil guys again.
>humiliation ritual
>racing
>inb4 Toy Story 4 is about toys and not humiliation ritual
>humbling experience = le evil israeli humiliation ritual
your brain is damaged beyond repair. consider suicide.
We got another one, boys.
ritual
??????
What they call since yesterday (I saw plenty of that being used in Ganker's Oscar theeasd) when media (especially sequels/remakes) make a white male protagonist look dumb so the new diversity protagonist looks better.
It's a valid criticism but the wording makes it look you like a schizo, puttimg the blame more on some Illuminati-esque shit rather than the writers being bitter against old movies and/or wanting to appeal to progressives.
It's a real thing but it's being used by bots to oversaturate the use of the word.
This has also happened to phrases like "goy" "shill" "goyslop" "shut it down" etc
Yes, I know it also has to do with directors getting high on the power they have over actors (which is one of the motivations for nude scenes of males and females for the longest time), (and the extra implictionif it's israeli directors) and I also know of freaky Fremasonry stuff. But that phrase out in the open without context sounds like nonsensical ramble.
>without context
Without context is what makes it funny
>mommy I'm being mocked for using moronic buzzwords
Is this a humiliation ritual?
>"they" are using bots to make me look stupid!
No, you're just stupid. You and all the other brainwashed npc on this site who are fundamentally incapable of forming a coherent thought without relying on whatever tyhe currently popular buzzwords are.
This. Normies are finding out what a humiliation ritual is, so the glowies have to spam it so it loses its meaning.
no its moronic /misc/yps spamming every fricking board with their culture war schizofrenia to the point where you think your own ilk are bots because you can't speak a point without it being half buzzwords
>EVERYTHING THAT MAKES MY BELIEFS AND SIDE LOOK LIKE PSYCHO moronS IS LE BOTS/FALSE-FLAGGING/ETCETERA
I hate you subhumans so much. You're so brain-fricked from getting your head filled up with subhuman shit all the time it's actually sad. You all would honestly would be better off purged from this earth. Unironically. You're too far-gone.
i would consider intentional mass distortion of perspective propaganda.
Don't forget that anyone telling them to get off their fat asses is from the CIA, lol.
"humiliation ritual" has been used a million times on this website before the oscars
this is just some newbie finding out about the term and running it into the ground
good thing you can also samegay all day now
how silly. that isnt what a humiliation ritual is. oh well, wouldnt be the first time people on the internet tried to push their urban dictionary page.
Get raped twice and have a nice day, you moronic fricking troony homosexual sack of Black person shit with down syndrome.
spamming it in every other thread makes it look shizo
Ganker meme about celebrities being forced into humilliating roles in order to enter the illuminati
Cars 1 is based on Doc Hollywood which consists of a city boy plastic surgeon fricking up someone's fence out in the sticks and getting sentenced to community service in a rural area he's not used to. The only person humiliating either main character is themselves for lacking any knowledge about the real world, having spent their lives in luxury without having to ever do any real work. They're not being humiliated, they're adapting to their new, harsher circumstances after a life of little difficulty.
fwiw, he's probably referring to 3 when the woman takes over having never raced in her life and suddenly wins a championship
I hate it when the israelites do their toxic gaslighting via humiliation rituals. This kind of writing negatively impacts my QoL and limits the narrative design space. What a bunch of triggered snowflakes.
Not bad, but don't forget to throw in some media literacy as well.
Every poster that takes the buzzphrase "humiliation ritual" seriously is already engaging in a humiliation ritual.
>humiliation ritual
so is this the new Ganker buzzword?
>new
Go back.
>old
stay here
Remember when goyslop got spammed all over Ganker because ~~*some people*~~ were asshurt over it and wanted to get it word-filtered?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Sonic the Hedgehog
Cars 2 was better then people give it credit for
No it wasn't
It was good in that "this is so incredibly stupid what the actual frick were they thinking" kind of way.
I agree. I really dont get the hate. Cars 3 was way worse.
I had more fun with it than Elemental. That has to count for something.
Not really. It's more that Cars is worse than people give it credit for.
Cars: boring and overlong
Cars 2: moronic
Cars 3: actually decent
I remember seeing this movie when I was 18 with my family at a drive in. I don't recall any of this.
Probably the most forgettable Pixar movie ever made, although it was also the last Pixar movie I ever saw.
Cars 2 had a scene at an airport where Mater had to go through a full body scanner to board his flight, which means that 9/11 happened in the Cars universe.
Since Planes also exist in the Cars universe and are fully sentient creatures as well, the question becomes how did Cars Al Qaeda convince four Planes to crash into the world trade center and pentagon? How could the Cars inside the United 93 Plane make it crash into a field in Pennsylvania? Was it like a reverse vore situation? Cars 2 left many questions unanswered in my opinion
You know how Lightning had a truck drive him around? Was that anal vore?
Nah the trailers are not sentient
good might not be the word. id say more ambitious and willing to take a risk, especially looking at modern pixar. it wasnt bad by any means tho
It's easy to say that now, but when it released, people said "this is the studio that just made Ratatouille and Wall-E, what the frick are they doing?"
Now, Pixar's output is so clogged up with garbage that Cars 2 is fantastic by their current standards.
cars 2 couldve been cool if they didnt focus the entire movie on mater and make him 10x as moronic and annoying as in cars 1. cars 3 was just bad because the ending was kind of shoehorned in, theres no buildup to cruz taking over at the end other than her whining in one scene about how she wanted to be a race car. they shouldve established it from the beginning that lightning was her mentor.
>cars 2 couldve been cool if they didnt focus the entire movie on mater and make him 10x as moronic and annoying as in cars 1.
yep. the movie was doomed from the start. I actually like Mater in 1, but making him the MC of a movie was a terrible idea.
Ace Combat 2, 3 and 4
There's a picture like this for Ace Combat (probably based on this one) but I don't have it saved
this one?
Yeah, that's the one
aw yeah, kill those italians
Its kind of a stretch but the Bit.Trip series is like the inverse of this
>all 6 of the main games are an allegory for the different stages of man's life: from conception, early childhood, social development, finding friends and aspirations, committing to a purpose in life, death and afterlife
>Runner 2 and Runner 3 are about running
>Halo 1
Shoot aliens
>Halo 2
A 6 hour war movie with two interconnected stories, one about the last spartan fighting in never-ending war between humans and the covenant, and the other about an elite shifting allegiance on the false prophets after realizing their entire cause and religion is a gigantic ruse.
>Halo 3
Shoot aliens.
God halo 2 was so comfy and I was so into the
>deepest lore
as a kid it really did consume a lot of my thoughts even when I wasn't playing
i was actually going for
>Halo 1 Blow up giant ring
>Halo 2 Incredible detailed war and alien politic process where the theme of survival against all odds and unconventional friends made out of enemies become one
>Halo 3 Blow up giant ring, again
bu glad you did it, cause yours better
you made me realize this template fits perfectly with the Star Wars OT. I'm too lazy to type it out though.
Man, Halo 2 really did feel like it was as sophisticated as GoT at times. Its a shame they never bothered putting that much effort into making an intricate plot again.
Why bother? The Halo 2 we got was half of what they planned it to be, if not less.
Mostly cause of Microsoft deadlines.
Imagine if they actually got to go full power for Halo 2 and made it the final game.
It also wasn't going to fit on 1 CD. I guess with more time they could have just out the second half of the story on a disc 2, but Microsoft probably said no.
Halo 2's story was received badly by the game's target audience (i.e. turbo dudebro morons) so they probably figured there was no point ever putting that much effort into something like that again.
because Halo 2 tried to replace the protagonist. Look in retrospect how little the Chief actually does in it. He doesn't even get to tag along against the main antagonist
His only contribution to the plot of Halo 2 is beating the frick out of Regret with his bare hands, which ends up starting a massive Covenant civil war that allows a Flood vessel to crash into their homeworld and assimilate them all. I personally think it’s hilarious and suits him.
The kind of grand, sweeping story that Bungie wanted to tell with Halo 2 would have been literally impossible to do if Chief was the only viewpoint character. Chief is a fine protagonist but he's also kind of limited by essentially being a living weapon who spends almost the entire original trilogy being pointed at problems by other characters and then left to get on with it, he hardly ever acts entirely on his own initiative in the Bungie games.
>Halo 2 did Halo 5 11 years earlier
>as sophisticated as GoT at times
Shut the frick up.
Every Halo games story besides 2’s is a third graders drawing turned into a story. H2 did attempt to inject political intrigue and characters with semi complex agendas into the plot, but as others have said in this thread, the mix of being hamstrung by deadlines and the neanderthal audience demographic; it was ultimately a display of casting pearls before swine.
moron
It’s because Joe Staten who wrote Halo 2 left Bungie to write the abandoned Halo movie that Neill Blomkamp and Peter Jackson were working on before Michaelsoft shut it down. So he left Halo for nothing and the franchise hasn’t been the same since. By the time he came back for Infinite it was too late.
Halo 2 sucked ass
>M-MUH MULTIPLAYER!
not an argument
Halo 1
>Shit
Halo 2
>Shiiiiiiiiit
Halo 3
>Feces
Go back to Facebook. Black person
Metal Gear Solid
These
>MGS1
War sucks
>MGS2
What if your life is all a simulation and every truth you knew was a lie? What if the world is run by a secret cabal of people hellbent on controlling all information?
>MGS3
War sucks, kill your mentor
Silent Hill
Midwit take
Devil May Cry 1-3
Mass Effect, I guess
Far cry
Accurate lol, except it was with Far Cry 1. I remember thinking all the monsters and aliens you fight at the end were just something I imagined, no that actually happens and they scrap it for the rest of the series. The original trilogy was very kino looking back, wish they kept going with complete overhauls instead of just copy pasting 3 over and over.
death by degrees being a tekken game
Nina is smoking hot though, you have to admit. At least the game has an aesthetic quality going for it.
More like Anna's frumpy sister. That Anna, though... woah.
MGS1-2-3
Shouldn't the anus be on bottom?
yeah dude, when you see a girl from behind her anus is on the bottom.
moron
Well then the vegana should at least be upside down because the clit shouldn't be closer to the anus
>Cars 3
>car instructor b***h sabotages McQueen's training at every step
>NO [Diversity insert] YOU DESERVE TO WIN THIS RACE
I was about to write something calling you an idiot and how McQueen in Cars 3 is literally too old to win the race and it would be like trying to run a modern AAA game on a stock 2007 PC, but that got me thinking
can you mod cars in the Cars universe? And if so, how much more fricked up is the Ship of Theseus problem in the Cars universe, since now it can be applied to a living being?
she wasn't though, she was just better
the original ending was much better at explaining this, her boss was supposed to originally betray mcqueen and replace him with cruz, instead of mcqueen doing it
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she acts like a bigger villain than the movie's actual antagonists
because she's just naive and stupid
again it made sense with the other ending, I have no idea why they switched it out for the moronic "passing the torch" one we got
>I have no idea why they switched it out for the moronic "passing the torch" one we got
Try and guess
imagine a Cars giving birth
what the frick is a "Lemon Car"?
Real?
Anon: I really, really like this picture.
Save it my friend, it's all yours!
Will it last 24 hours?
Pun of le mans
A lemon is like a shitter car, one that was made wrong in the factory or otherwise has a defect that makes it shitty/broken upon receipt by the customer. In the US at least if you buy a new car that straight up doesn't work, they HAVE to refund you. I'm sure it's the same in Europe too.
A car that either doesn't work at all right out of the factory, or a car that breaks down/fails constantly.
a lemon is when the car is a piece of shit and the seller knows its a piece of shit. this was a bigger issue pre internet. Basically used car dealers would sell people what they thought was a cool car and then it would turn out the car had significant mechanical issues and you would be shit out of luck. I don't think it happens as much anymore because of coalfax, laws making it so the dealer has to buy that shit back and because if they do it now it ends up on the internet
It's essentially a car that is broken off the lot or keeps breaking almost as soon as you bought it. My parents bought a brand new 0 mile minivan from a dealer when I was a baby and that thing broke down seemingly every four months, required constant tune ups, would sometimes just shut off in heavy rain, and more. They put in so much money into the car (Which admittedly lasted them like 15 years, but to this day they both still complain about that car) that they could have bought a brand new one for how long we owned it.
>try making a "passing the torch" plot
>the torch is passed to a..
>quitter, outright gave up for very little reason
>shows absolutely no promise or ambition
>does not care for training, instead does nothing the entire film but causes problems despite her fricking job is being a coach
it's funny how easy it is to tell that this was written by women
Not strictly a series, but
>Tony Hawk's Underground
>Tony Hawk's Underground 2
>Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
>new sequel of an old franchise where the original protagonist is replaced by an annoying quirky diverse new character
How the hell did the entertainment industry get taken over by soulless NPCs? I don't even care about the movie, never watched it, but it's ridiculous how many sequels can be summed up as this.
Name 8,35.
No.
xenoblade
>power of friendship
>deep examination on the meaning of life and overcoming nihilism in an increasingly shitty world
>power of friendship
>Jump on enemies
>Grab objects to throw at enemies or jump on them but only to grab them
>Jump on enemies
I don't even need a picture
That's because it was originally a japanese only game called doki doki literature club.
Dark Souls
>Classic Sonic: Go fast
>6th Gen Sonic: Absurd Shonen plots with gods and eldritch abominations
>Modern Sonic: Go fast
F-Zero? Captain Falcon is a Bounty Hunter
>Stop Eggman from turning animals into robots and taking over the world
>A bunch of shit about goberment conspiracies and ancient gods and aylmaos
>Stop Eggman from turning animals into robots and taking over the world
Cars was the first bad Pixar film. The only truly kino one they made after was Ratatouille.
Cars 1 is just mediocre. Cars 2 is bad enough to be entertaining. Cars 3 is unremarkable
>Mario 1: Bowser kidnaps the Princess
>Mario 2: A random frog dude takes over a dream world and traps it's inhabitants so now Mario and his friends astral project into this world to free them
>Mario 3: Bowser kidnaps the Princess
Onimusha
Cars 1 is the only good movie
Cars 2 was fricking bonkers and 3 was simply unnecessary. 3 also had a better planned but they decided to change it last minute
Cars 1 was really good though, I think the lith dub really saved it. ENG one is kinda meh doesn't make MC'ween sound like a wienery brat
the others were bad. 3 is bad and I haven't even seen it but the message is gay and I refuse to see it.
>the message is gay
how?
>you're too old now guy we watch this movie for, let this female take over and beat him. You be a benchwarmer.
I also don't recall any female racing cars in the first movie or even second one
GIRLS! WE RULE THE WORLD!
GIRLS! FRICK ALL THE MALES!
GIRLS WE RULE THE WORLD!
GIRLS..... WE RULE THIS MOTHERFRICKER!
You're really insecure huh
Cars 3 is my niece's favorite movie. It got her to dream. If Cars 3 didn't get made, she would've turned into just another prostitute. Think about that before you speak again.
your niece is a prostitute, if she likes cars 3 she probably has been penetrated by her lesbian friends dildo already, you fricked up
Dude. She's 8.
She's now dreaming about being the first female NASCAR racer ever. I don't have the heart to tell her it's already been done, but the girl's got a dream now, and it's all thanks to Disney, and Pixar, and Cars 3.
That movie is directly telling her that you're just an old fart and she should go her own way. In a few years cars 3 will be the reason she crashed her car out of pure hubris.
Your niece is a sexist piece of trash if she could only be inspired by seeing a female character do something. Likely she never had any real interest beforehand anyway.
This is the average brain rotted Gankerner. He thinks the government is out to get him because a literal child likes a movie for children.
Black Ops series is the reverse
>First game: After your capture, you were subjected to Soviet brainwashing to sabotage your own country, you were a pawn in a game thinking you won, when really, you were already in checkmate, your victory was nothing more than revenge
>Second game: There's a terrorist who wants to use US drones to attack China and start a war
>Third game: After being brutally injured, you were put on life support, the only way to save you was to convert your consciousness into an AI system that overtook your leader's body. Unknowingly you were in his body the entire time, and only after killing his squad and re-surging through an advanced therapy do you find out who you really are.
but that's not the plot of black ops 3 you fricking moron
you never overtake taylor
>fun RPG
>cutting edge soulslike
>fun RPG
Cars is Pixar's 3rd best movie behind Toy Story 1 and 2
MGS trilogy.
Not individual games but
>Sonic Genesis
>Sonic Adventure
>Sonic advance
Perfectly describes this
Cars 1 was fricking kino
far cry 2 to 4
SMB1- BING BING WAHOO YIPEE! BLIP BLIP
SMB2- A profoundly philosophical take on what it means to dream explored through a literal dreamworld where our multiple protagonists have to struggle with their inner selves as they fight to liberate a fictional race of dreamworld dwellers. Each step of the journey being a step of self discovery that highlights the importance of believing in oneself in such an unfair and dangerous existence as well as the importance of eating your veggies.
SMB3- BLIP BLIP WUMP BLOOP BLOOP BLIP BLEEP BLEEEEP CONONI CONONI BING BING YIPEEEEE
Super Mario Bros 1, 2 and 3 ( except if you are japanese)
No you gotta put SMB2 in the middle.
It's the only profoundly philosophical game in the trilogy, the rest is babby bing bing garbage.
Ignore the order in that picture, i just picked the first one i saw.
>only profoundly philosophical game in the trilogy
>its just a mario reskin localization of a different game
makes sense.
Another easy one
Fire Emblem pausing itself as a series about a group of mercs helping the good guys defeat the evil guys to reflect on the horrors of war; about how every side is both good and evil at the same time and how trauma guides us, and about how every form of government is ultimately fraught with difficulties and flaws, yet it remains the burden of the victor to continue writing history. Then it became a series about defeating the evil guys again.
>Game context removed
>Game 2 context expanded upon
>Game 3 context removed
you could do this for literally anything.