>“We Didn’t Finish Act 3” as an example of a game with more under the surface than at first glance
Either you don’t understand the picture or you’re one of the thousands of sheep who bought BG3 and gave it glowing praise without ever making it past Act 1.
>some quests can't be completed or are rushed >90% of npcs exist to spout marvel-tier one liners >you fight slimes in the sewers, something you do as a level 1 pleb, not a level 12 death machine >the big three, or big two, fights were piss poor easy >big city with nothing to do but walking >the final choice boils down to [good ending] [bad ending] none of your previous choices matter outside of a couple of party quests
And so much more that I can't remember because it's been so long
You do realize that Baldur's Gate 3 had a giant showcasing before you were able to play that showed all the literal gay shit that you can do.
So inaccurate statements.
Realistically, even though left rabbit has more carrot root, if the rabbit were to pull it, he would just snap the stem and end up with even less carrot than right rabbit
I really wanted to like DE but it was written in an extremely insufferable manner for me
I got baited into playing it because some anon said it was like Infinite Jest. not even close.
Genesis Shadowrun was such a great game. Shame the IP didn't produce anything similar afterwards.
I know there was the isometric rpgs last decade, but they were far more linear, they didn't have the freedom of the genesis game.
See, the funny thing is we think that the rabbit on the left is getting the better deal, but in reality rabbits love to eat and get most of their nutrients from garden roots and rufgaye. Eating an entire regular carrot to them is about as healthy as a human eating donuts. Left will be AAAA Ubisoft slop while the right will be a soulful experience with as little filler as possible.
Elden Ring vs Tears of the Kingdom
these
never assume in life.. dont think that carrot big because carrot big leaf because small leaf carrot big not leaf big size
>dont think that carrot big because carrot big leaf because small leaf carrot big not leaf big size
you are so real for that
>Reddit Ring is shit
>TotK is not
Doesn't add up
Nincel, please get over losing GOTY already.
Baldur’s Gate 3
Starfield
>“We Didn’t Finish Act 3” as an example of a game with more under the surface than at first glance
Either you don’t understand the picture or you’re one of the thousands of sheep who bought BG3 and gave it glowing praise without ever making it past Act 1.
Act 1 of Baldur's Gate 3 alone has more content than ToTK and slopfield, let alone act 2 and 3, however unfinished those acts may be.
Act 3 seems very finished, I barely know what you guys are talking about.
>some quests can't be completed or are rushed
>90% of npcs exist to spout marvel-tier one liners
>you fight slimes in the sewers, something you do as a level 1 pleb, not a level 12 death machine
>the big three, or big two, fights were piss poor easy
>big city with nothing to do but walking
>the final choice boils down to [good ending] [bad ending] none of your previous choices matter outside of a couple of party quests
And so much more that I can't remember because it's been so long
You do realize that Baldur's Gate 3 had a giant showcasing before you were able to play that showed all the literal gay shit that you can do.
So inaccurate statements.
my dick vs your dick
>big dick
>can't grow hair on your balls
Literal definition of a feminine dick.
my penis
Baldurs Gate 3 vs Tears of the Kingdom
>comparing carrots and apples
All balls, no wiener
Realistically, even though left rabbit has more carrot root, if the rabbit were to pull it, he would just snap the stem and end up with even less carrot than right rabbit
realistically rabbits don't stand on two legs comparing carrot stems
Realistically, rabbits eat the leafy greens.
realistically, rabbits can dig you cretin
or the rabbit could just dig out the humongous carrot?
Realistically, we don't have xray vision. We can't see the carrots under the dirt until we pull them
Actually good games vs fromslop
Disco Elysium v Planescape Torment
I really wanted to like DE but it was written in an extremely insufferable manner for me
I got baited into playing it because some anon said it was like Infinite Jest. not even close.
Halo 2 | Halo 3
Rabbits only eat the green parts thoughever. The root part isn't any good for them.
Wild carrots are fine but the ones you buy in the store or grow in your garden have too much sugar in them.
Its fine to give a bunny one as a treat.
Shallow people only care about what's on the surface. You are shallow for having not picked up on this.
Sewage is deep but that doesn't mean you should eat it
I bet that sounded really clever in your reddit infected brain.
left: palworld
right: pokemon
High calorie low nutrition vs low calorie high nutrition. No wonder the rabbit on the right is better developed with such a high quality diet.
Name them.
when will we get a vegetable fighting game
Dio and Jotaro
Japanese Release vs American Release
Palworld
Pokemon
the petite one is clearly named snowbunny
In order for that to work, people would have to think Starfield was vast or has high presentation and they don't.
is the better comparison.
The person who drew this doesn't know how carrots work.
Classic resident evil vs new resident evil
>My favorite game
>OP favorite game
My favourite game is the same as yours.
Doom 1/2 - Doom Et*rn*l
Ray Peat Carrot Salad
tf2 vs overwatch
Any lemon-themed videogames?
Portal 2
Left: Arx Fatalis magic system
Right: Skyrim magic system
>mhmmm, I'm so yummy carrot-pilled, this is part of my root vegetable arc
ketoschizo vs ketoschizo
Horse pussy vs. Dolphin pussy debate
Name them...
Little Carrot Strategy
Big Carrot Adventure 2
virgin vs chad
Slay the Spire vs Touhou: Lost Branch of Legend
Tears of the Kingdom vs Elden Ring
Dragons Dogma 1 & 2
'5"11 vs 6'0
at the library
Mobile gamers vs handheld gamers
left: enter the gungeon
right: hades
i don't even know if left should go to ETG but man hades is so barren that almost any game in the genre is better
Forspoken vs Hogwarts Legacy
bowser had to eat somethin like the left in bowsers inside story so i guess that
Left: Shadowrun (Genesis)
Right: Shadowrun (SNES)
Genesis Shadowrun was such a great game. Shame the IP didn't produce anything similar afterwards.
I know there was the isometric rpgs last decade, but they were far more linear, they didn't have the freedom of the genesis game.
Skyrim vs Dark Souls
death stranding vs breath of the wild
don't ever criticize BG3 which is west's last hope
Persona vs Final Fantasy
Jim and Arnold
Took me 20 years to realize those two are rabbits and not cyclopean insects.
>Garry's Mod vs Tears of the Kingdom
Virtua Fighter vs Tekken
>Left
Snoot Game
>Right
You already know
Morrowind - Skyrim
Daggerfall - Morrowind
See, the funny thing is we think that the rabbit on the left is getting the better deal, but in reality rabbits love to eat and get most of their nutrients from garden roots and rufgaye. Eating an entire regular carrot to them is about as healthy as a human eating donuts. Left will be AAAA Ubisoft slop while the right will be a soulful experience with as little filler as possible.
>Eador versus HoMM
>grew some carrots last year
>really large greens
>pull them up
>little baby dick carrots
Was the soil too fertile or something? Wtf causes this?
Games that are short, but have high replayability vs 200 hour slogs with shallow game mechanics
my favorite game vs your favorite game
str vs dex
Wrestling Empire vs. Fight Forever
roguelikes vs roguelites
planescape torment vs baldurs gate 3
Fallout 76 vs Fallout New Vegas/4/3/2/1/