Necrons

Ancient machines bent on eradicating all life.
Old necron lore was way better than the new slop

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board buddy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Old necron lore was way better than the new slop
      Yes

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      dawn of war

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>>/vr/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vr/

      Rogue Trader.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still are eradicating inferior life, but the king needs biomass to return to theirs originals bodies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but the king needs biomass to return to theirs originals bodies.
      This is so stupid considering Necrons were desinged as peak performance. Who the frick needs inferior bodies instead of the living metal perfection? Nearly immortal, can't be corrupted by Chaos, doesn't care about Tyranids plagues, doesn't need Warp to travel etc etc. made to be Kangs of the WH universe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids are losing their minds by growing up with ipads and you think a race of eternal cancer patients would stay sane?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >desinged as peak performance. Who the frick needs inferior bodies instead of the living metal perfection? Nearly immortal
        Isn't this the issue? The ultimate price they were forced to pay in exchange for the power to defeat the old ones, and they've cursing their condition for millions of years?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they can't create new necrons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So necrons are just tyranids now? Lame

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did GW not just make a subfaction of C'tan cultists?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i completely and utterly agree
    they ruined them with this gay space pharao shit

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best game to get into necrons?
    I already played mechanicus and tried DoW and didn't like it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battlefleet Gothic 2 has Necrons playable. But I think that's about it for vidya options.

      Also how can you not like DoW1? One of the most universally appealing RTS games out there I'd say.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also how can you not like DoW1?
        vanilla DoW is pretty mid..

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark crusade is a top tier game. Also best voice acting

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        necrons are the least fun race in dow

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know what fun is

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            fun is the other races in dow, esp. tau

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >1,000,000 kroot carnivores bouncing across the screen and eating people
              kino

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          To me, teleporting an entire army on top of the enemy HQ will never get boring but maybe that's just me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Gladius where your units can become the ultimate immortal fricks that simply cannot be put down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read/listen to pic related.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Delete every single bit of 40k lore that has come out after 2004

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought necrons went the WoW route where they are free but still act like complete buttholes and force people in to becoming necrons?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't ask, don't care. Space tomb kings are fun and Trazyn is great.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >going to sleep to get out of the crossfire of demons preying on regular life forms
    Makes some sense.
    >going to sleep because you lost a war against an empire of sentient species and you hope if you don't move they can't see you and then forget about you
    >also they lost the war with enough of an army to still be a galaxy spanning threat after going through stasis, splitting into factions and fighting a couple civil wars for control
    Nucron lore is dumb and the writer just randomly connected the dots with whatever.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait what war did necrons ever lose?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just looked it up on Lexicanum. It's weaselly written. They say they defeated the Old Ones and the C'tan and then were weakened and went to sleep because the Eldar would wipe the floor with them.
        So they didn't "lose" they just "stopped fighting because they couldn't any more in the face of a superior foe". Which I would call losing, personally.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          all necron lore is weasely because it depends so much on the details of how their phasing, awakening, and repairing works, a writer can make them totally unstoppable or a non-threat depending on how reliable that stuff is

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, they weren't, because them then going to sleep in the first place wouldn't have made any sense. The whole reason they slept was because they couldn't make more of themselves and they were losing the war. This way, everything is rounded out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Them going to sleep is fricking moronic either way
      What do you think would happen if a country suddenly abandons all their fronts and hides their troops in underground bunkers?
      They're going to get raped every step of their withdrawal and then have their shelters nuked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In 40k if you don't move then everybody moves on to kill each other instead of you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in 40k we can ignore reality and common sense
          Then you can ignore tin soldiers going to sleep so they can eradicate all life in the future

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gladius has a nice theme for them

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I respectfully disagree. Beat too fast for Necron

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wraiths are scary

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        easily countered by any melee unit though, and gets shredded by Sisters

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant more as lore wise, played DoW as a kid and wraiths were always the creepiest unit to me. The new canoptek or w/e ones don't really resonate with me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The new canoptek or w/e ones don't really resonate with me
            same, new one looks cool, but not scary
            something about the old wraiths look unnerving

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tabletop scarabs look like shit too

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their illustrations in the books were fantastic. Also interesting to play in big numbers with a Destroyerlord. Sadly the miniatures looked pretty stupid.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Their illustrations in the books were fantastic.
              agreed

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RP as a Necron Immortal in an RPG TPS
    >Fully spec into regen and tankiness plus self revive
    >Equip heavy weapon
    >Deliberately walk at snail pace while gunning down anyone in range, while shrugging off missiles
    >Play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwGzR1ugT0
    Yep, it's Necron time

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor of Mankind was Judas and the reason that he wants to eridicate religion is because to this day he's still seething about Christ resurrecting when he thought he had finally got rid of him.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tyranids
    "An unstoppable plague from beyond the galaxy that will end Imperium&universe and stop the 10k stalemate! Buy their miniatures nao!"
    Nothing happens, shit is toothless after 1-2 Codex releases
    >Necrons
    "An unstoppable plague from beyond Time that will end the Imperium&universe and stop the 10k stalemate! Buy their miniatures nao!"
    Nothing happens, shit is toothless after 1-2 Codex releases
    >Primaris
    An unstoppable plague from Cawl's butt that will end the imp.. Firstborn&Universe and stop the 10k stalemate! Buy their miniatures nao!"
    ...?

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