Malacath demands you propagate his chosen people, you will have your pelvis crushed by a 7 foot 5 orc mommy, produce a litter of orcs, and die happy and young (before you become too old to die in battle as is proper).
>Hermaeus Mora for knowledge on trickery and deceit >Then to Clavicus Vile, wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over >Praise Mehrunes Dagon as an unstoppable warrior
None, daedra worshipers should be exterminated >but the "good" daedra like Meridia that hates undead
You need someone to tell you undead are bad? >but my Azura mommy
lol cuck
>Hermaeus Mora for knowledge on trickery and deceit >Then to Clavicus Vile, wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over >Praise Mehrunes Dagon as an unstoppable warrior
>wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over
Foolish mortal thinks he can
>Morrowind
Imperial >Oblivion
Nord >Skyrim
Dunmer[...] >wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over
Foolish mortal thinks he can
Canonically the protagonist of every TES game is an Imperial man because Imperial men are the cutest :3
>Heading towards Whiterun >Companions kill the giant before you can get close >Forced into dialogue with Aela, where she b***hes at you, if you're close enough
Why is Todd like this
That's one reason why I never increased the number of loaded grids. I tried it once, and kept missing events, or having entire towns flattened by vampires or dragons without knowing.
>Saw a bunch
That's the thing, anon, I didn't.
3 random furries killed a noble giant and then b***hed at me about it.
Suffice to say they didn't last long after that encounter.
I do all three but not as a submissive character, that's gay as frick. My character is a futa that defeats fricks bandits, only female ones of course otherwise it'd be gay.
>tfw wanted to play vanilla with just a few bugfix mods but I keep downloading more shit
god I don't want to turn into one of those homosexuals that use witcher ui and elden ring combat
Alright homosexuals. Choose which Daedra you are worshiping
Easy.
Would worshiping Malacath give me a cute gay bara Orc boyfriend?
>cute
>orc
choose one
Orc men are CUTE
never have I seen a cute orc in the entirety of the actual game series, your fantasy orc does not count
homosexual
please do the world a favor and have a nice day
Men can be beautiful and desirable too, anon. It's okay.
Malacath demands you propagate his chosen people, you will have your pelvis crushed by a 7 foot 5 orc mommy, produce a litter of orcs, and die happy and young (before you become too old to die in battle as is proper).
>Not being a cheesepilled insanitycel in your manic arc
Jyggalag.
Law and order above all b***h.
>Hermaeus Mora for knowledge on trickery and deceit
>Then to Clavicus Vile, wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over
>Praise Mehrunes Dagon as an unstoppable warrior
Hermaeus Mora is the only one that gurantees OP upgrades right?
>Worshiping some guy that spends all day cooped up in a library reading books
Why would you ever choose anyone but Sanguine
Which one is the werewolf one? Will he give me a werewolf gf?
My mind says Hermaeus Mora
My dick says Azura
STENDARR'S MERCY BE UPON YOU FOR THE VIGIL HAS NONE TO SPARE
>gets their hall murked by some low tier bloodsuckers
Lol
Lmao
That's just because of leveling and what level the quest starts.
Hircine.
I want to hermaeus mora but he didn't treat the few people who worshiped him very well in dragonborn so idk
Ole Jyggy and Sheo respectively
Meridia for those sexy, sexy legs.
None, daedra worshipers should be exterminated
>but the "good" daedra like Meridia that hates undead
You need someone to tell you undead are bad?
>but my Azura mommy
lol cuck
Azura+Nocturnal shimaidon
>lass
Jyggachad or Hermie
nocturnal cuz Im a nightingalegay
>female character
The Dragonborn was a white blonde tall Nord stormcloak male and was not a woman
>Morrowind
Imperial
>Oblivion
Nord
>Skyrim
Dunmer
>wish for size, strength, speed, and power but in a way I can't possibly be screwed over
Foolish mortal thinks he can
Canonically the protagonist of every TES game is an Imperial man because Imperial men are the cutest :3
>lass
ywnbaw
>listne, I need 10 fire salts for my-
dOnE aN hOnEsT dAy'S wOrK fOr AlL tHaT cOiN YoU'rE cArRyiNg, Eh LaSs?
homosexual you don’t need that moronic capitalization to make your point
>lass
>Heading towards Whiterun
>Companions kill the giant before you can get close
>Forced into dialogue with Aela, where she b***hes at you, if you're close enough
Why is Todd like this
>WELL, THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF
>NO THANKS TO YOU
fricking b***h
That's one reason why I never increased the number of loaded grids. I tried it once, and kept missing events, or having entire towns flattened by vampires or dragons without knowing.
>Saw a bunch of noble nords protecting a darm from a giant
>Didn't run to help no questions asked
Low t.
>Saw a bunch
That's the thing, anon, I didn't.
3 random furries killed a noble giant and then b***hed at me about it.
Suffice to say they didn't last long after that encounter.
Unless you take potshots with a bow, you need to really rush to have any hope of getting in any hits on the giant before it goes down.
Groomer.
t. milk drinker
>lass
I cum to Skyrim at least twice a week. It's beautiful, like a constant porno.
I uninstalled. I quit Todd's drug.
You can too
What if I like playing a sexy huge titted character in bikini armour but do not play submissive rapebait?
You're weird! Just download Untamed and perfect your warrior canine race by fricking them one doggy wiener at a time. 100 consensually.
you better be a futa
Post the edit
Nice
fricking great.
I do all three but not as a submissive character, that's gay as frick. My character is a futa that defeats fricks bandits, only female ones of course otherwise it'd be gay.
>tfw wanted to play vanilla with just a few bugfix mods but I keep downloading more shit
god I don't want to turn into one of those homosexuals that use witcher ui and elden ring combat
I play as a e-girl
>self-inserting
Yes, i also self-insert giant black dildo rn
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got old and got hemorrhoids.
.
Pics?
Never should've cum here
If I jerked off onto a statue of Nocturnal would she care?