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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really need to play this fricking game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 Years later
      >Adds classic Dante skin.

      Apparently the gameplay is really fun it's just everything else that is shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DMC3 skin was a preorder bonus to the original release, I think

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently the gameplay is really fun
        Objectively not true. Two Bs baby, barebones and boring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently the gameplay is really fun it's just everything else that is shit.
        If you like everything simplified like a normy who finds DMC inputs too difficult.

        "Hold R1 forward and triangle at once??? How do I do that?? Thats too hard - give me a button to make me do it immediately"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Apparently the gameplay is really fun
          Objectively not true. Two Bs baby, barebones and boring

          Yes cuhrayzeegays your standards are so damn high. The game's objectively mechanically superior to both 1 & 3 if you want to play your little """gameplayj""" card. Quit beinghomosexuals because Dante got a haircut. Your little nerdy hero Itsuno stayed with Ninja Theory in their home country throughout the development hoping this would take off so he'd finally be free of this series and no appreciation goes towards it. Also Reuben is a shitty VA anyway. The sooner he's dropped as the zoomer face of Dante the better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        music is cool

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently the gameplay is really fun it's just everything else that is shit.

        I've played it and it's a mixed bag even without comparison to the rest of the series.

        The good:
        >very well designed button layout in that it allows you to use 5 melee weapons, two types of grab and multiple different guns fluidly
        >this means doing long combos across your entire arsenal is fun as hell, which can't be understated
        >game really shines when the Dreamrunner enemies start to show up as you have to use most of these skills to even win at all
        >some decent platforming sections that have you using your various abilities mid-air in their own type of combos

        The bad:
        >bosses are all dreadful and there's only 6 of them
        >Devil Trigger is a rare resource and is actually more annoying to use than to just leave it alone as it launches all enemies into the air, restricting your combos
        >you'll probably forget about your guns entirely after a point
        >there are some easy to cheese tactics and your rankings are based on damage output, meaning you'll be using that demon dodge and axe attacks a whole lot
        >most enemies are braindead, not nearly aggressive enough and can sometimes kill themselves by falling into traps
        >colour coded enemies outright prevent you from using the wrong attacks against them, destroying your flow (this was fixed in the special edition though)
        >without lock on, attacking the right enemy at a distance when they're close to something else can be a gamble

        So basically if you like to play around doing long combos against pushover enemies, it's a fun time. If you want something challenging and more nuanced, no bueno. After that I can come up with lots of other issues like the level design, or then how it can't hold a candle to the rest of the series (bar 2), but you could play a worse game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So basically if you like to play around doing long combos against pushover enemies, it's a fun time. If you want something challenging and more nuanced, no bueno.
          Did you get lost? Do you even know where you are?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            DmC is still pretty easy on higher difficulties, DMC5 on DMD will ass frick you, especially the reptile enemies and super heavies.
            DMC as a series gets a bad rep for this because a) combo autism but b) DMC4 was the easiest and after its release, was the most popular and there was no DMC5 for a long time so it defined the identity of DMC to a lot of people

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              DMCV is the easiest game in the series.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DMC 2 is 'hard'

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which enemies in DMC4 (besides Chimera) are hard? Which boss? I can't really point to any, maybe the Faust with a hat. In DMC5, a lot of enemies can be a threat and most bosses require a good level of skill (barring V bosses and Chair fights).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dante is a Black person in DMC 4, especially on SoS or higher.

                Absolver.
                *mic drops*

                >Sifu but gayer-er
                eh.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dante is still strong in DMC4 because the enemy rosters attacks are all fairly pathetic. Really, just avoid using Pandora (and Gilgamesh if you're not uppercutting) and you'll be fine.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean Dante the boss fight. You have to bait him into certain styles or animations, other wise he'll anti-air you.

                >>Sifu but gayer-er
                You got filtered cuz you don't want to play against human beans. You are small time lad.

                No, I want 'custom combos' like pic related you mondo-moron, not a 2 and a half hour game.
                Also
                >sparring system
                >not homosexual shit
                LMAO

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                All i'm seeing is a whole lot of a gay coping.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow...so cool...PvP slop is saved even if that's not what I wanted at all..

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it's not. You're a combogay who just wants to beat up on easy modo ai.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're a combogay
                yes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nevermind you don't even have standards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*Nevermind you're not a sheep like me.
                yea.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead and post your whole library. Just know Chaos Legion is even worse a game than DMC2.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that's wrong.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                now post the Van Helsing game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk I may have been baited.

                gaytarded zoomies can't even FATHOM gaming.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that aint video games
                das a book

                [...]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yea, it's lit alright, my little b***h.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only play bargain bin action games.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You only play AAA goyslop action games with PvP, double XP weekends and lootboxes. Is that any better?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Is that any better?
                Sure is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                now post God of War

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk I may have been baited.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>Sifu but gayer-er
                You got filtered cuz you don't want to play against human beans. You are small time lad.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So basically if you like to play around doing long combos against pushover enemies, it's a fun time. If you want something challenging and more nuanced, no bueno.
            My man described the entire DMC franchise.

            I don't disagree and thought this was particularly bad in 5, but the bosses are all ball bustingly hard and the skill floor to do that kind of thing to regular enemies is waaaay lower in DmC even on the hardest modes. At least with 5 you'll die a few times before you can see what an enemy is capable of.

            Honestly, if you want to see everything wrong with DmC, you can compare its Vergil boss fight to literally any other Vergil boss fight in the series (Nelo Angelo included)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to make excuses for that busted pay-to-win hat, but even that clip shows someone who had to both learn how to react to his attacks and had to fully upgrade Dante to pull it all off.

                My first experience in DmC went like so:
                >started off the fight with a pathfinding bug, so Vurgil would just endlessly strafe around me not attacking until I knocked him back
                >hit him 5 times before the fight is interrupted by a mini cutscene. This happens multiple times.
                >his model freezes mid-air during one of his attacks in a different bug and stays there until I knock him out of it
                >get to the doppelganger bit and now the fight is a one off puzzle solution where you're supposed to think to use Devil Trigger to finish him off, something that never happens outside of this single moment in the fight
                >do so, but the doppelganger doesn't react for a bit and tries to attack me before bugging into the sky
                >attack Vurgil multiple times when he has no health left, nothing is happening
                >keep doing it until it suddenly plays a cutscene ending the fight

                None of that is to say how the music sucks, fighting him is unsatisfying in terms of story and whatnot, or how piss easy he is. I didn't even use demon dodge+axe cheese against him once and he went down in a handful of moves.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >So basically if you like to play around doing long combos against pushover enemies, it's a fun time. If you want something challenging and more nuanced, no bueno.
          My man described the entire DMC franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay is 7.7 out of 11. It has some neat ideas, is fairly smooth, hitboxes are big so its easy to juggle, difficulty is pretty good and all the good ideas were absorbed into DMC5
      But all the bosses suck, Red/Blue enemy system is moronic, and no lock on leads to a lot of moves whiffing or being annoying to use. Physics/whip can feel jank and its really imbalanced with the whole alternate dodge thing. All the weapons are ugly as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh no anon you really don't. it's a downgrade in that regard also.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got it dirt cheap and played it for 105 minutes. I've never given it a second chance

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was that really necessary

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea it was funny joke. Too bad autists can't into jokes and took it personally

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The outrage because of that line is hilarious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea it was funny joke. Too bad autists can't into jokes and took it personally

          tameemgays are bizarre creatures

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke isn't even a jab at classic DMC, it's foreshadowing that Dante does get white hair at the end of DmC. And hilariously enough, the classic costume in DmC DE fits really well, way better character design than Dante from 3 or 4.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >isn't even a jab at classic DMC
        It's exactly what it is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't, play the game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > has eyes, but can't see mount Tai
          How can you be so naive, anon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably no but the most people involved in that game are morons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably no but the most people involved in that game are morons
        You don't think someone saying "frick you" all the time is cool and relatable? Or how about that time when he knocked a can of soda out a fat guys hand? Wasnt that hilarious?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i liked it when virgel he shot the pregnant semen demen

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you.

          he reminds me of those edgy kids we all knew in middle & highschool.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really no and I'm sure that the whole thing is a shitshow that everyone would rather forget

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's "NOT IN MILLION YEARS", get it right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's "notinamillionyearsssshhh".

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hated this game when it came out, but now that people have seen what V was like, they're warming up to DmC. We didn't realize how good we had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do the shitposters always use "V" when the game is titled 5?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        V as in the character V, who was hated by everyone

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a joke about getting old because old people = grey or white hair. Or like you know seeing your dad in a mirror. But because we as a player know the history we're like ahaha nono you silly Dante xDDDD but then instead of that happening the autistic neckbeards got triggered by the joke....

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dmc:devil may cry was still better than the crap 5. fight me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone who is not trans thinks this way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing to fight, I'm still genuinely baffled at all the praise DMC5 was getting. I couldn't stomach more than two hours of the game before I had to drop it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DmC had some real SOVL tbh. One of the last pieces of media to keep that gritty, late 00s edge. Into the DMCverse with Vergilsaurus should've been real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the last pieces of media to keep that gritty, late 00s edge.
      *puke*

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dante but he's lost al his charm and now fights against capitalism
    What where they thinking?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit" is top-tier banter.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half of that conversation is the Slurm monster screaming FRICK YOUUU and puking all over the floor. You call that top-tier banter? I call it edgy trash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Predicted humor a decade ahead, except it's old enough for contrarians to like it and hail as a cult classic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Appeal to libtards. Just look at all the s○yboys itt praise it

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sequel is not in a million years and tameem is doing movie "games" about mentally ill women
    being a DmCuck is pretty sad lol

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely, it was a better game than DMCV. I'm sorry I shit on it when it released I didn't know just how bad and soulless things would get with nu-Crapcom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better game than DMCV
      Explain

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        witty writing
        good level design
        good music
        enemies that don't stand in place

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >witty writing
          Frick youuuuuuuuu
          >good level design
          Mah social commentary
          >good music
          EDM shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick youuuuuuuuu
            nero says it in 5, but its ok when japan does it, isn't it, weeb?
            >Mah social commentary
            Nothing to do with the level design
            >EDM shit
            as opposed to 5's lame kpop?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but its ok when japan does it, isn't it, weeb?
              Unironically yes, since they did it better, cope troony.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thing >:|
                >thing, japan :O

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thing 🙂
                >thing japan >:~~*~~*(

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this but unironically

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, because you are a troony.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >weeb
              >lame kpop
              You can stop now. Go readjust your purple wig and go screech on twitter. Your westhomosexualry does not help your case.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Replay the game man, its not just frick you thats such a reductionist meme. There is a scene I completely forgot where he mocks Mondus over the death of his infant baby and rubs it in his face in such a cartoonishly mean-spirited way but its all played completely straight with no sense of irony and lingers on it. I unironically knelt on the floor from laughter

            The games dialogue is genuinely some of the most entertaining flavors of humor I can think of in games. I regret hating the game along with everyone else on here when the "white hair controversy" was raging. It deserved better.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Terrible writing deserves better because it's funny thanks to irony poisoning
              No it doesn't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No its not quippy or ironic at all, at least within the presentation of the game. Im sure the devs knew that it was fricked up but the experience of playing the game is framed as entirely sincere. When Dante insults his opponents or taunts them you dont get a fake feeling like he's doing it only to fit a joke Avengers marvel movie quota of comedy, but rather you can buy that hes doing it because he likes torturing and humiliating his opponents

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It deserved better.
              Maybe. But Capcom deserved this flop for marketing it like a definitive replacement of the old DMC rather than a spinoff.
              If they would've made it clear that proper DMC5 is on the way but later, people might've been more open for Tameem may Cry.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If they would've made it clear that proper DMC5 is on the way
                It wasn't, though.
                It was supposed to be the replacement.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he mocks Mondus over the death of his infant baby and rubs it in his face in such a cartoonishly mean-spirited way but its all played completely straight with no sense of irony and lingers on it.
              >it's good because it's so shit
              OK moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          weak bait troony, rope

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FRICK YOU
          >FRICK YOUUUUUUUUUBLARAFSLARLASLFASLLARLASLFLAF
          Truly, this was when video games matured as an art form.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Que te jodan!
            Only redeeming thing about DmC was el exterminador de demonios

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone hated this game when it came out, but now that people have seen what V was like, they're warming up to DmC. We didn't realize how good we had it

          dmc:devil may cry was still better than the crap 5. fight me

          everyone who is not trans thinks this way

          Still a better game than DMC4

          >DmC babbies unironically defend this

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can make points like this in every DMC game. Go play your Dark Souls for hardcore gamers like yourself.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You can make points like this in every DMC game
              >Source: my ass
              Go ahead. Show us how you get SSS in a single 5 second combo in any other DMC game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that's one way to tell everyone that it's your first time in a DMC thread.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can get SSS in the first five seconds into the game in DMC 3.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't perfect royalguard the opening of Mission 1

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s only because the rankings scale depending on how many skills you have. I suppose technically anon got proven wrong but getting SSS that easy is not something that will happen when you have all your abilities and weapons

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s only because the rankings scale depending on how many skills you have
                thats kind of moronic. at the very least they should've hardcoded it by mission + difficulty

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dmcuck is clueless about how style meter works in his dogshit game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s only because the rankings scale depending on how many skills you have
                thats kind of moronic. at the very least they should've hardcoded it by mission + difficulty

                I was looking it up just now and it seems I’m wrong since I cant seem to find anything about stylish rank scaling. For some reason that’s how I’ve always thought it worked. That it would scale depending on your skills, since if you have limited attacks and movement, it won’t punish you since you’d be using less variety in your combos early in the game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meanwhile DMCV's final boss can be 1 shot with pay to win meteors.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=76

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DMCV has
        >linear levels with a gps for babies
        >environments include: streets and demonslop
        >3 character story split
        >no focused character development for power gains
        >Nero DT is a new game plus feature
        >V is a button masher
        >Dante is a button masher
        >characters from the terrible anime
        >one was blackwashed
        >reused enemies and weapons
        >entire game is a fanservice apology for 4/DmC

        DMCV should have been on the level that 3 was in terms of level design, bosses, characters, etc. DmC is unironically a better game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dante is a button masher
          So you played on easy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DMCV
          fricking have a nice day already, you moronic /misc/cuck incel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >complaining about new game plus features in a game supposed to be replayed various times

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like wienery characters when they focus on putting the bad guy down over hyping themselves up. Dante is okayish at this, but he could be better.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the moment when I stand up and clap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice devil arm moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill baby satan
      >you're the villain
      Never understood the outrage to this scene.

      Half of that conversation is the Slurm monster screaming FRICK YOUUU and puking all over the floor. You call that top-tier banter? I call it edgy trash.

      More like 1/6th.
      >I'm twelve-hundred years old
      >you don't look a day over twelve-thousand
      Kino.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never understood the outrage to this scene.
        It IS a bit grotesque and also quite Un-vergil-like, in my opinion. It's just so crude and thats not like him at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because in a game where the tone is juvenile at best it comes out of nowhere and is played way too straight. Aka its shit writing you fricking troon moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No the fact that its played so straight is what makes it so hilarious. The protagonists act like psychopathic bullies who rub how mean spirited they are in the villains' faces without any mercy or acknowledgement in the story that there is anything objectionable about it.

          Its literally "yeah fricker we go after ur unborn babies and loved ones just to frick with you go cry about it"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The entire game, especially the characters has an ugly tone and grotesque aesthetics, and the scene didn't help.
        Also this is (supposedly) the setting where moral relativity exists within Angels and Demons
        Making dante half angel instead of half human is sofrickingmoronic what were the writers thinking do they understand the first thing about themes my god

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never understood the outrage to this scene.

        It's a combination of this:
        >demons are established to be not necessarily evil by that point (Fineas, Sparda, Donte and Vurgil by extension)
        >Lilith comes off as terrified and vulnerable in that scene, and is somewhat victimised before that point being an eager-to-please trophy wife to a (supposed) tyrant, so you already feel bad for her being a hostage
        >Mundus himself hasn't been demonstrated to be THAT evil. He's emotionally hurt by this moment and clearly cares for his wife and child in the fact he'd even agree to an exchange. In fact it doesn't exactly make sense that he needs an heir given he's ageless.
        >Even though it's a monster, it's still a baby of some description
        >Vurgil's choice here is fricking dumb because they're entirely surrounded and almost die immediately afterwards (but don't because time somehow slows down and Donte saves them from crashing the Vurgilmobile) with Kat being in the most danger
        >If you didn't feel bad for Lilith before, you definitely do after she has a cannonball sized hole blown through her and is left alive just long enough to scream in horror before being executed. It's the most sadistic moment in the entire series.

        And then there's
        >"Vergil" using guns
        >Vurgil using guns when he can throw energy swords and teleport and shit which he inexplicably never does until the final battle
        >a dumb fricking "twist" where "Vergil" turns out to be an evil twin with a lust for power...like he's always been known to be throughout every other appearance yet dumb dumb Donte doesn't catch up with the audience until the very end

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          also performing abortions is generally not considered stylish or tonally consistent with the mainline DMC games, though it makes sense with DmCs "American Politics" plot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiralchads.. we won, but at what cost?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR REMOTE ABORTION DAYS ARE OVER
      GIVE ME THE FAMATO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you want it
        *pssssskch*
        >then you'll have to take it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post the fedora version

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still a better game than DMC4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go as far to say that it's better than all crapcom DMCs except for 1

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get off the pc Tameem.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally only fat incel neckbeards hate DmC.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell cant I find DmC on any of my usual pirate sites

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in million years 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in million years 🙂

      Wait, didn't DmC get a special edition that fixed a lot of issues that the PC version never got?
      Nevermind anyway I guess.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitive Edition is overrated in many ways anyways. Lock on just doesn't work well with DmC.
        Other modes are pretty cool though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They toned down some of the more raunchy dialogue in the definitive edition.

          Im looking at the changes and it seems like the only change Id be sad to not have is angel dash buff, and red/blue enemies being able to be damaged by any weapon. I wish PC had the special edition but I guess Ill try it anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game works perfectly well without lock on. I have the DE on PS4 and never use lock on. Double tapping the stinger input like Bayonetta/MGR is far more comfortable in my opinion. And the lock isn't even the only thing the DE added. The main reason to play the DE is that it toned down the colour coded enemy bullshit. I dropped the original version of the game when they started throwing blue and red enemies at me at the same time and my weapons kept deflecting and leaving me open every time I accidentally hit the wrong one. The game is much, much better when you can hit the coloured enemies with whatever weapon you want, but they only get stunlocked by the correct colour. There's also a turbo mode to speed up the game and a hardcore mode that rebalances certain things like changing your devil trigger and making it harder to get a high rank in combat (although probably too hard in my opinion).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They toned down some of the more raunchy dialogue in the definitive edition.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they actually removed the fedora

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny about that is they actually extended the final cutscene in DE to show Dante groping Kat's butt as they walk away.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ganker

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DMC5 > DmC > DMC3 > DMC4 > DMC1 > Chaos Legion

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Conservative media is LE BAD
    >Let's have kids kill Bill O'Reilly lmao
    What were they thinking?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are DmC fan? Name this rubber fist then

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the pic 🙂

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Balrog

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dmc fans complain DmC had cringy dialogues and wienery protagonist and old Dante is better
    >the old Dante:
    >"ho ho I like pizza and being sarcastic all the time with the capeshit level jokes like "he is right behind me, isn't he" or "seems like we have a company!"

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're in the contrarian era for DmC
    I knew it would come but sheesh, it's like walking through an alley of shit in DMC threads nowadays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just grew out of wooohoooo funny pizza man shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nu-Ganker is worthless for genuine discussion on vidya because of (you)bawd contrariantrannies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if people don't like the same dogshit games that I do, they MUST be contrarians, there is no other way
        get better taste, homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tameemtrannies don't get to lecture others on taste, kys subhuman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no contrarians, it's just schizos that will be swept away once DMC6 news come and fans come back to the threads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just admit that dmcv fans are bandwagoners?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People finally grew up, realized the storylines and dialog for both games were a bit cringe and only the actual gameplay is what matters.

      It helps that DMC5 was a bit of a letdown.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cringe
        there's that word again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DMC5
        That game is so lackluster for a mainline title I dont even consider it a DMC"5"

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"your name's not on the list"
    >Dante punches the guy
    >signs the list
    >"It is now"
    Holy shit a funny joke?
    >picrel
    nvm

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tamante

    I got this game in a capcom humble bundle for free and still refuse to ever play it

    I hate Tameem and he's a homosexual for self inserting into one of the best video game chars ever

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
    >It happens 6 years later
    What did they mean by this?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DMCVcks are so insecure.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DmC:DE was good as a western stylish action game but compared to the rest of the DMC titles (other than 2 obviously) it falls short.
    I don't get why this is such a contested opinion here.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d honestly rather have ninja theory back than rolling the dice with itsuno’s replacement if they ever do another entry. At least this game was solid gameplay wise

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every friend I've ever reccamended this to has dropped it because the gameplay bored them and I can't disagree. Ninja Theory couldn't even do the one thing this reboot was meant to, expand the consumer base. What failures

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dmc 1: 1/10 god awful game and a DMC only in name
    >dmc2: 1/10, same as 1
    >dmc3: the first real dmc, sadly still suffers from the poor design choices of 1 but a good game nonetheless, 7/10. DDMK elevates it to 8.5/10
    >dmc4: hands down the greatest combat in the genre, mechanical perfection with a lackluster campaign, 9/10
    >dmc reboot: not the worst dmc out there, a decent attempt at casualization while still preserving what makes dmc a dmc game. DE is 8/10
    >dmc 5: subhuman abomination and a chimera that tries to combine the aspects of all games and fails, even more casualized than the reboot. vanilla version is 2/10, with some heavy modding its 6/10

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1/10 bait. I'll fax a (You) because it looks pretty lonely.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically prefer DmC to Bayonetta.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta has a shit ton of bad/weird decisions that make it unfun more often than fun which is a shame because the dodge combo extending mechanic is pretty dope.
      Anyone else can say if Bayo3 was any good? I've barely seen people talk about it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've only played it briefly on emulator shortly after release before dropping it due to performance at the time, but from what I've seen, there's no longer DMC style lock on. Only Rising like lock on.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn DmC fans look like THAT

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had sex with 989683295 girls at once. He's so fricking cool

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they release the definitive edition on pc 🙁 i have heard dmc has mods that replicate all of the changes on pc version.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >better Maps than V
    >god awful story and characters but it least gives you a better story motive for things than V
    >doesn't have Nero
    >new weapons were fun
    Here are the things that are better in DmC than V

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>new weapons were fun
      In DmC? I'd only give credit to those thrown stars for being fun, the scythe and fists were awkward and the Axe was either OP or useless depending on how you use it. The new gun(s?) were lacking too. Really, DmCs best innovation is swapping Swordmaster Rebellions air attack with the triangle attack (a change I'm not sure why even took until DMC5 for Capcom to make)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >swapping Swordmaster Rebellions air attack with the triangle attack (a change I'm not sure why even took until DMC5 for Capcom to make)
        Rebellion still works like it always has in DMC5 - did you even play it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But DSD, Rebellions sequel does not.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But DSD, Rebellions sequel does not.
            Yeah I know I finished the game. But that's not Rebellion which is what you were talking about.

            By your logic Rebellion also buffs whatever style you're in too.

  36. 11 months ago
    N. Allfields

    Posting in a b8 thread

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has a dodge roll that actually does crap
    Immediately the best DMC game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm honestly not sure what the point of the lock on + sideways direction + jump input on Dante being complete trash is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jumping around like a moron to dodge and get close to an enemy that are both on the ground is not deep combat, it just looks dumb
        Dante plays like crap, DMC4 Nero was a bit better until you were forced to play as moronic Dante and realized how much he sucks

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't he end up with white hair in the end, anyway?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does, people didn't get the joke

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >praising a shitty game now because it aged, that's it
    never change, Ganker. And BTW, I played the game, and it sucks. No contrarian babbling defending this game designs and gameplay will change my mind.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blablablab look at me lads i'm le tribalistic fanboy heheahahahahheheheh
      kiss yourself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's DMC2tards
        DmC has always been a good game, even more so the definitive edition

        how can you "people" play this westernized hack-n-slash and think its actually good, or even better than other DMC games?
        >shitty edgy plot, scenes, and pretty much everything with the story and presentation
        >enemies that can't be damaged unless you use a specific moveset or a specific weapon like most western hack-n-slash games
        >muddy/piss filter because its the old way to hide lightning limitations like most western games of the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >enemies that can't be damaged unless you use a specific moveset or a specific weapon like most western hack-n-slash games
          >its ok when the main series does that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            when?
            >inb4 those combo challenges

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              name one. I don't remember DMC 1-3 having those.

              Why do dmc trannies keep outing themselves as subhumans who dont even play the games they suck off?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think in every encounter with them you can just walk out of the room, not sure its been a while.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dmcuck keeps embarrassing himself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It serves the function of an environmental obstacle.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about it? It only blocks frontal attacks, not all attacks.
                One thing is
                >be skilled to reach his weak spot and use any weapon you want
                another thing is
                >use this specific weapon against this specific enemy to stun him as this is the only way to kill him, and if you don't you fail.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >immune to dte
                >immune to guns
                >immune to royal release
                >immunte to up to 100% moveset of certain weapons in some cases
                >DMCtroony: why yes I love eating shit please feed me more shitsuno sama!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)
                Dullahans (as well as Soul Eaters and The Fallen) were garbage as well. That does not excuse the color-coded enemies in the reboot though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                [...]
                Why do dmc trannies keep outing themselves as subhumans who dont even play the games they suck off? (You)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[...] (You) (You)

                (You)
                >[...] (You)
                >>[...] (You) (You) (You)

                what's with the schizo meltdown?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

                >[...] (You)

                (You)

                >[...] (You) (You)

                (You)

                (You)
                >[...] (You)
                >>[...] (You) (You) (You)

                (You)
                >what's with the schizo meltdown?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

                >[...] (You)

                (You)

                >[...] (You) (You)

                (You) (You)

                (You)
                >[...] (You)
                >>[...] (You) (You) (You)

                (You)
                >what's with the schizo meltdown?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                [...]
                Why do dmc trannies keep outing themselves as subhumans who dont even play the games they suck off? (You) (You)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)
                >

                (You)


                Dullahans (as well as Soul Eaters and The Fallen) were garbage as well. That does not excuse the color-coded enemies in the reboot though (You)
                >>

                [...]
                Why do dmc trannies keep outing themselves as subhumans who dont even play the games they suck off? (You) (You) (You)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            name one. I don't remember DMC 1-3 having those.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most DMC1 enemies require specific weapons since it's not a combo mashing game. Shadows being the main culprit.

              DMC4 has Fausts.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >specific weapon
                "Needing guns/melee to force into a specific phase" isn't nearly the same nor as awkward as "needs specifically 2 out of your 5 either red or blue weapons, and any attack of the wrong kind stuns you"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still can't melee the shadow.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah, DMC1 was basically the first of its kind and included puzzle elements to its combat to experiment. The notion of needing the freedom to use all your tools for style expression wasn't a priority.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your totally radical freedom is a meme. I'm a bop-it kind of chad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I make my own fun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop embarrassing yourself. Colored enemies are vulnerable to anything when you activate DT. Not the case in 1, 3 and 4.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Colored enemies are vulnerable to anything when you activate DT.
                the time stop DT that stuns all enemies and makes the screen white? that DT is a piece of shit, not to mention recharges painfully slowly
                anyway I installed a mod to remove that on PC (it works only partially but better than nothing) but by default DmCs colored enemies bring it from an 8 to a 5.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >enemies that can't be damaged unless you use a specific moveset or a specific weapon like most western hack-n-slash games
          So you admit you didn't play the definitive edition

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played it on PS3 when I cracked it. Didn't liked it and deleted it. So yeah, didn't play the definitive edition. What am I missing?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Colored enemies can be hit with any weapon and doesn't break the combo, it just does less damage iirc

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe in Definitive, but in the normal one it literally stuns you for half a second to a second which not only breaks the flow but gets you hit.
                The fire/ice floor gimmick where if you hold angel/demon button you dont get dmgd was cool

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that was a big improvement, also you get the lock-on but I only use it for bosses and tricky enemies since it kinda feels like using a lock-on in bayonetta

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So you admit you didn't play the definitive edition
            "Didn't you realise they caved into the most vocal gameplay criticism and re-released a newer version of the game with that one issue fixed for full price. How dare you"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's ok when an unfinished disaster like DMC4 does it
              Nothing in DmC is worse than the second half of that game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's DMC2tards
      DmC has always been a good game, even more so the definitive edition

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The implication of DmCs plot is that "Soda doesn't make you fat, demons shitting in the soda machines do"
    also why is the succubus ugly

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated game. I hated Dante at first but as the game progressed it became clear that this was his arc to become the Dante we know.

    Combat was also top tier, snappy and fluid.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you love donte whatever you accept it or not
    but crapcum fanboys are morons

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "hold the red/blue weapon button to be immune to red/blue damage" mechanic would've been enough as a way to implement the only interesting part of the red/blue enemy system. It would offer skill expression and variety and would be satisfying to pull of on its own. But because you're forced to use red/blue weapons when fighting those enemies anyway, this doesn't come up.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donte controls amazingly like it should, why does dmc fans love restricted movements?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy that after all these years Ganker is still seething about DmC because they had the audacity to remove all the cringe weeaboo shit from the game. That's really all it is when it comes down to it. DMC is like a second rate shonen anime for chuunis while DmC more closely resembles an 80s action movie, one liners and all. In the end of the day it comes down to the fact the series is beloved by 12 year old japanese boys, autistic western otakus and literal trannies, and they did not appreciate that DmC was marketed at men with traditionally masculine interests who would rather watch Die Hard than Sailor Moon.

    Frankly, I think DmC is the best DMC game and I won't apologise for that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why couldn't they create a new game that caters to you instead of changing the game that's supposed to cater to people you don't like?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    notice how Tameme Apologists (DmCkeks) never talk about DmC's gameplay and only shitpost about "muh hair", "muh butthurt fanbase"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one is actually talking about gameplay here. why don't you start.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok Ill start
        Theres too much overlap in DmC Dantes air attacks. The Rainstorm sucks and is a pain to use as well.
        But I really like the Drive in DmC, best move in the game and should've been how it worked in 5.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll leave you to it then.
          Only thing anyone actually cares about in these games are the flashy cutscenes with flips and stuff lmfao.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just free'd up the 2nd dodge button and put the gun specials on a single button.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        >DmC babbies unironically defend this

        post attempted to talk about DmC's gameplay but DmCkeks had 0 counter argument so the discussion ended

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not worth replying to bait
          There's a style mode only that prevents this but the moron never bothered using it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Arbiter is still OP in the style department, not just the damage department, it gives insta SSS rank on doing the pause combo

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dang that sounds sweet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was directly countered with the pay to win meteors that S rank even the final boss. How did you miss that?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that pay2win meteor S rank video was recorded on "Human" difficulty you sperg

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reboot was so bad they unrebooted the series

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DMCV was so dogshit it sent the series into coma again

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >style meter is gameplay
    woweee zowweez

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate you Ganker

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This particular moment was just a big frick you but other than that this game is genuine edgy kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't really agree, if the game was just Donte going around saying "FRICK YOU" like Ganker claims, it would be edge kino
      But the plot is "American Politics but with Demons", the energy drink thing is so fricking boring and stupid and it all takes up so much time for nothing of value
      They also just merged the Demon and Human worlds at the end anyway, so a lot of world building about limbo and whatever ends up meaning nothing so why bother wasting time on it when you didn't do anything interesting with it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care what you think pops. If you're mad i'm glad.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw this game had better art direction and area variety than DMC5
    lmfao

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people see/play the first level and assume the whole game is just donte being an edgelord
    >instead he gets humanized the more the game progresses
    many such cases

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit thread, gameplay discussion on Ganker a gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your not alaxander!!!!!!!! rofl xD lol lmao lmfao. I love it haha. x) WIP WIP WOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAM ZAMN LET'S PARTY BOYS AYAYAYAYAYAY.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can show me another 3d beat em up where I can make my own combos from start to finish, I'll be happy to play it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolver.
          *mic drops*

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what evil did he do again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is a demon
      votes republican
      put 2 and 2 together its obvious hes israeli

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually played this game before any DMC series and really liked it. The chick was hot too, I jerked off to her a few times, this game also made me believe Dante is half devil half angel, had some quarrels with friend about that.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you ever talk shit about DMC2 ever again ever. Ok, you hear me?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Other M
      I kneel, true Sakamoto enjoyer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How bad Dread was really puts a new perspective on it.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why everyone trashed this game at release, I mean yes the edgy redesign was moronic and yes the story was moronic. I skipped through every cutscene and just mashed buttons for a few hours and had a good time, plus the boss fights were pretty good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plus the boss fights were pretty good.
      I think you're in the wrong thread

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically what were they thinking with this scene, what exactly is mocking your franchise's own pre-existing fanbase going to help when making a reboot/remake/whatever

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers now making revisionist history that this game was le good
    What a time to be alive

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post rankings. I'll be the tastemaker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        better?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DmC DE is great. The mechanic changes and additions, kewl outfits, proper performance and good level design with a baller OST. It doesn't have as many options as 5 and 3 SE but it's a helluva lot better than vanilla 4

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