Never in my life has a game, or any kind of entertainment media, made me cry. That is, until I played this masterpiece.

Never in my life has a game, or any kind of entertainment media, made me cry.
That is, until I played this masterpiece.
This is what Elden Ring wanted to be.
This is what MGS5 wanted to be.
The game that keeps on giving.
Never again in my life will I experience a game as good as Astlibra.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now go play Outer Wilds completely blind (install the DLC only after you're done with the base game) so you can make this exact post in a week from now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No game will come close to the experience Astlibra gave me.
      Not even your Starfield clone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Starfield clone
        You're thinking of Outer Worlds.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're thinking of Outer Worlds.
          You're right, my bad.
          Either way I do not think the game you mentioned would make me, a grown man, feel the things Astlibra made me feel.

          so which degen from deviantart drew this game? Makes Dust look like a competent art style

          I don't know, I don't care.
          The game could be a book and it still would have made me cry.

          Rainworld
          Hollow Knight
          Outer Wilds
          The Last of Us
          Bioshock maybe?

          I'm collecting a list of games for crying ass Redditors so I can avoid them. Please add to this list if you can.

          >Rainworld
          >Hollow Knight
          >Outer Wilds
          >The Last of Us
          >Bioshock maybe?
          I played all of those except for Outer Wilds and Rainworld, and they don't even come close to the feels Astlibra made me feel.
          This is coming from someone who grew up with Playstation and is a Bioshock and metroidvania fan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Either way I do not think the game you mentioned would make me, a grown man, feel the things Astlibra made me feel.
            You say that, but I know for a fact that you're wrong.
            Just keep it in your backlog. I'll see you in the Outer Wilds threads after you've experienced it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the recommendation anon, I will try it when I can and if it's as good as Astlibra I will make threads about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just remember:
                >do not install the dlc (yet)
                >do not look up anything beforehand
                >don't think of it as a game, but consider it more as a sandbox
                >be observant and think about what you're seeing
                >if you get stuck, please don't keep bashing your head against the wall; just go somewhere else
                >why are you opening these

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I played all of those except for Outer Wilds and Rainworld, and they don't even come close to the feels Astlibra made me feel.
            Outer Wilds and Rain World will, believe us.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so which degen from deviantart drew this game? Makes Dust look like a competent art style

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Main artist of Vanillaware actually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I thought it was yet another troony goomer game too but its unironically the best game from the decade, at least on the RPG genre

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rainworld
    Hollow Knight
    Outer Wilds
    The Last of Us
    Bioshock maybe?

    I'm collecting a list of games for crying ass Redditors so I can avoid them. Please add to this list if you can.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      u did not play the game, none of those come close to how astlibra touches the themes those games touch

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love me some astlibra but holy shit OP be less of a gay
        Also we have a thread up already

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did we ever get any backstory on the lakelady or is it a nippon thing?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally just a reference to an old fable
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honest_Woodcutter

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait is there a new update for it?

    This is the game that just wouldn't end. But I loved it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait is there a new update for it?
      I think there's a DLC coming, no idea about new updates.
      I saw threads about this game a few days ago and I've been obsessed with it after finishing the demo. I'm about 10 hours in right now but the experience has been amazing so far.
      The future sci-fi shit is exactly what I expected of Elden Ring before it was released.
      Only one of the two delivered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DLC just released. It's basically a roguelike spinoff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its out already
        WE EATING LETS GOOOOOOOOO
        any anons who tried it wanna share if its good?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is this the only game in the last few years to have actually blue skies

          Its basically more astlibra, so fricking amazing if you already like the game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            is it true you play as a troony?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No? You play as a generic jrpg prettyboy who basically fricks up all time and space to save his childhood girlfriend, and also that one time there was a drunken orgy at a love hotel by the sea.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              aside from the pretty face that might or might not have some implication on his origin aka the general hes canonically muscular and ripped

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you never AAA'd a set in DDR. The announcer and (you) cannot stop crying, buckets of tears

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's art style make it look like a shitty mobile game.
    Astlibra? More like Asslibra

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's art style make it look like a shitty mobile game.
      That's what threw me off in the first place, but I never cared much about graphics.
      My favourite games are on PS2. Or they used to be, until I played Astlibra.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mobile games look better than this, this shit is "99 in 1" CD platformer tier when it comes to looks. It was also the game I had the absolute most fun with in recent years.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really need a physical version of the game (already bought it twice, on Steam and Switch)

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game a dungeon crawler? I love dungeon crawlers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's a side scrolling beat em up ARPG type of game. You don't really crawl dungeons but there are zones with puzzles and shit where you can get lost in with relative ease because there's no map.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the new DLC worth getting?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its out already
      WE EATING LETS GOOOOOOOOO
      any anons who tried it wanna share if its good?

      You can buy outfits.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she's Kuro tier
        hot

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the dev troony obsessed or am i tripping?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elfen Lied made me cry because Kurama's life was so sad

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guessing you need a controller to play this properly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah its not required, but I can't imagine why someone would want to play a hack n slash platformer on keyboard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guessing you need a controller to play this properly?

        I played it on keyboard

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay, and the weird pervert shit is forgivable and relatively sparse, but the story is absolutely moronic, and there's way too much shit in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weird pervert shit
      dilate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were a handful of cringy panty sniffing and feet fetish references through the game. it wasn't offensive, but it was stupid and gay.

        With just a single sentence you managed to prove without doubt that you're a casual, gay and stupid. Impressive!

        no, i didn't.

        have a nice day troon

        >you're a transexual because..you just are okay?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah, and the running theme of cross dressing. heil hitler lol tnd!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      With just a single sentence you managed to prove without doubt that you're a casual, gay and stupid. Impressive!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day troon

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now play Seraphic Blue.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the weird pervert shit is forgivable

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try Lobotomy Corporation. It will give you the ultimate cathartic experience.
    Can agree that Astlibra was pretty good, I've 0 regrets playing it.

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