There's nothing you can do here. He was obligated by some contract to be a guest on this show and have normalBlack folk and a flamboyant old twat jeer at him
Taking things up your bum stimulates your prostate, which leads to the best orgamss a man can ever experience
Painting figurine is just painting figurines, and costs money
I'm on the nerd's side in that video but I had to point out that taking stuff up your ass is an objectively better hobby than figurine painting, though I don't do either
>taking stuff up your ass is an objectively better hobby
Found the europoor
2 years ago
Anonymous
All americans ever do is take corporation and government wiener up their ass while their mutilated dick is forbidden from feeling 1/100th of the pleasure an intact dick feels
>He was obligated by some contract to be a guest on this show >contractually forced to "entertain" at funny american men talk shows
Life is a cruel joke.
>It's better than spending time on Ganker
yeah it is
what the frick did you expect me to say? >NOOO SHITPOSTING ON FOURCHAN IS A HECKIN NICE HOBBY!
or some shit like that? Im addicted to this shitty site and can never leave boo fricking hoo
Pleb. He's a stand-up comedian, good-naturedly taking the piss out of people is his schtick, doesn't mean he has contempt for them. Have you never had a male friendship before or something
>bullying someone is muh male friendship
Frick off, normalhomosexual. Obviously this was just a host and guest taking the piss, but this shit is moronic when it happens between average people. You’re trying to justify shit talking someone and putting them down.
Americans can't handle the banter, talkshows here are the equivalent of what the US calls "roasts". The host of a UK talkshow is really just roasting whomever they interview, that's the whole point.
I fricking hate it, every time I try to talk my friends (most of them at least) and coworkers into trying anything that is not going to a restaurant, a bar, a night club or to the movie theater; they look at me like I'm insane. So far I tried, hiking, biking, board games, movie nights and cooking; nothing fricking works. If it doesn't involve being drunk or being at dangerous dangerous places past midnight, they are not interested.
get better friends. 20s are literally the prime of your life. wasting time "partying" and other hollow shit like that just leaves you an empty husk of a person who substitutes social media for a personality.
>he doesn't spend his free time speedwalking behind random women at night
You're just as boring as your coworkers anon. Get out and live a little jesus.
>friends spend twice as much on video game hardware as me >collect way more video game shit than me >try to actually play video games with them >"nope, I'd rather just sit around and do absolutely nothing instead" >try to actually talk about video games for two minutes with them >they just space out
Are all my guy friends actually women or something? They just like buying things but not actually using them.
Pretty much described half of my friend group. >friend and his gf spend literally thousands on videogames, consoles, accessories like VR and shit >friend has not finished a game he had bought in probably like 5 years >his gf literally only plays ff14 and the sims >both constantly on the verge of being broke with zero savings >they have a combined household income of like 120k a year (very good for canada) >can never get them to do anything or go anywhere, they just sit at home and read twitter and are obsessive over US politics to the extent that they have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of random US senators/politicians/media people etc
It's really quite sad.
I thought this was my friend group for a bit
then I realized my most normie friend has multiple times invited me to play obscure kickstarter board games and shown me his collection of power ranger... stuff? that he has
I mean we also play video games on weekends too
yeah I don't stay friends with normies I guess lmao
I've noticed the same thing. Friends seem to enjoy the consooming part of gaming, but not actually playing any games. I have no fricking idea why they don't get hobbies they actually enjoy, it's not like it's prestigious to be a gamer so they have no reason to pretend.
You described my brother to a T. Fricker spends his entire paycheck on stupid computer upgrades and doesn't even play games. Had to describe what the video settings actually mean in games when he kept complaining why he couldn't max his games with 8x supersampling.
What a moronic ass image. Wouldn't a collectivist have the high in group loyalty, and the individualist have low in group loyalty? "Late sexual maturity" sounds like major cope for being a virgin. And finally, I say this every time it's brought up, but the only thing "conservatives" conserve these days is Israel.
oh wow they're like totally bullying him. man you gay virgins are embarrassing
There's nothing you can do here. He was obligated by some contract to be a guest on this show and have normalBlack folk and a flamboyant old twat jeer at him
>normalBlack folk
like henry? he's a social guy with female friends and he had sex before, he's THE normalgay you homo.
>oh wow they're like totally bullying him. man you gay virgins are embarrassing
Tryhard c**t. The point is I do have a social life and do value not looking too much like a dork. It's the uber spergs who can't pick up on any social cues at all.
Depends on the show. In that one? Yes. But it's awkward enough to where they probably had some brief talking points brought up before hand but the host threw in his own little surprise jabs for fun. But a lot of non american shows don't do that. There is a Stefanie Joosten interview where the host surprises her by showing her SFM porn of Quiet and it's clearly not discussed beforehand.
>There is a Stefanie Joosten interview where the host surprises her by showing her SFM porn of Quiet and it's clearly not discussed beforehand
I'm not convinced that wasn't an edit.
>Tom Holland asking to go round to Chadvill's house to play Warhammer while the roasties are laughing
Honestly, imagine even being a chad in 2022 and wanting a femoid when you can have a cute boy who likes the same things as you, understands your male brain, will frick whenever and however you want and will say thank you when you cum inside.
The Greeks had it 100% correct: your wife is just an appliance you frick to produce a better version of yourself you can pass your shit down to, your bros are who you should kiss and cuddle. The israelites took this from you.
vegana feels better than butthole. Fricking boys is unsatisfactory, this is why gays are such bawds, it’s way harder to enjoy sex without the novelty of hook ups.
vegana has to feel better than butthole. If butthole felt better then nobody would frick w*men in anything other than than the butthole, and you'd have no species. The problem I'm discussing is all the useless flesh around the vegana i.e. the woman.
>the israelites don't want you to be gay
Ashkenazi claws typed this post
They don't. The troony project is literally their psyop to convert straight autistic men and gay men into moronic 'women' that kill themselves at 25. Why? Because straight autists and homos are the enemy of the israelite ideologically, economically and artistically. It's not really disputable. The wholesale rejection of homosexuality in the West is directly traceable back to what a israelite wrote in the Torah/OT. The only time they pretend otherwise is when it comes to extracting wealth from a market demographic.
>that image
You realise Sam was making fun of morons like you in that skit, right?
>he doesn't get the joke
Imagine being filtered by MDE, holy shit.
>The wholesale rejection of homosexuality in the West is directly traceable back to what a israelite wrote in the Torah/OT
source, otherwise you're just schizoposting
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's asking for source on one of the most often cited passages from the most read and reprinted book in all of human history >this is the Redditroony who calls you a schizo
This level of pilpul also outs you as a israelite, by the way.
White men don't ask for sources when it comes to the obvious.
Equivocating the truth of a matter with its written description and then arguing semantics about it is classic textual Judaism.
You people do this on purpose, because the Rabbinic objective is to literally rules-lawyer God into doing what you want since you don't have Jesus as a Get Out Of Hell Free card.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Source: my ass
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're either a larping tradgay moron who doesn't like that his opinions are fundamentally israelite opinions, or a israelite/Jew-enabler on defense mode about his israelite opinions.
Either way, you're pretending you haven't read, seen or heard of the Bible or you'd know the source, so I'm guessing it's the latter and you're just another lying JIDF shill.
this is a thread about a british man painting tiny figurines, maybe relax a bit
Regardless, I must always destroy the israelite.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this is a thread about a british man painting tiny figurines, maybe relax a bit
2 years ago
Anonymous
Absolutely fricking based. Could not have put it better myself. israelites and their arguing tactics are so goddamn aggravating. At this point we have to accept we know the truth of their nature and act accordingly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Too many words to just say you suck wiener
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. israeliten Rosenburg or his mixed mutt lapdog.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm white and roman catholic :^)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Catholic
Nearly as bad as a israelite. Nearly. You'll be in the ditch next to theirs.
Yea I rather not cover my dick in shit and contract aids, that's just a tuesday to you it seems though. But yea, no thanks. Rather jerk off all life if that's my other option.
>I rather not cover my dick in shit and contract aids
This can happen from fricking a woman, though. You might have known this if you ever had sex.
No, what you're really saying with that take is that your core biological directives mixed with israeli moral programming have ensured you will, in fact, simp for beat pussy until the day you die. Many such cases!
Meanwhile, the fact you can even tell me this from thousands of miles away by slapping your pudgy fingers on moulded plastic tells me that maybe you don't really give a frick about aesthetic commitment to biological determinism. Spoilers: neither does anyone else, because if we did, we'd still be in a jungle throwing spears at monkeys.
That only leaves the israeli moral programming, which is what this is really about. Your sexuality is spiritually israeli. They cut away your ability to feel deeply beyond the contingency of sex. You have undergone a circumcision of the soul.
>You have undergone a circumcision of the soul.
says the guy who wrote all this shit about israelites in a thread about making fun of americans/autists and their lack of social awareness and inability to understand anything past the surface level
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t care about israelites and I don’t want to have sex with anyone. Get away from me or I’ll remove you forcibly.
You sound upset, was it something i said?
Why do people write essays on Ganker
>n-no one cares!
4 consecutive (You)s in 2 minutes says otherwise.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>haha i am above the israelites because i talk about them nonestop and my life revolves around them
you are functionally israeli and thats why you are getting laughed at anonymously online
2 years ago
Anonymous
>homosexual writes wall of text that nobody reads >Gets made fun of >Haha I win because you responded to me haha
I don’t care about israelites and I don’t want to have sex with anyone. Get away from me or I’ll remove you forcibly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But I want to have sex with YOU. And I will.
Why do people write essays on Ganker
Based sub 80 IQ moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it is far more moronic to write an off topic essay no one will read or remember because no one in your real life will listen to you
bordering on the sad tee bee aych
2 years ago
Anonymous
>posting a message on a message board is sad >all that projection besides
Frick off moron. Just go back to twitter if you want your short witty quips.
Take yer swing.
Top kek
>muh IQ
blacks have the lowest IQ of every race
I know.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Just go back to twitter if you want your short witty quips.
by two short 'i must get the last word in' replies
why is it autists struggle with irony and self awareness more than anything else in this world, how many times can they appear moronic before they learn?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine throwing a fit about how people post messages on a message board. Why do you want to control the discourse on here so bad anyways? It's an anonymous message board if a schizo wants to go on a 4000 word diatribe then let him. But being upset at people making slightly length posts is an objectively moronic take and you should feel bad about it. That's all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's an anonymous message board if a schizo wants to go on a 4000 word diatribe then let him.
if i want to laugh at the schizo, let me
once again struggling with self awareness i see
for your next post, try thinking first and THEN posting
2 years ago
Anonymous
You can laugh at him all you want. But that's not what your first response was (if that was you). Your first response was
Why do people write essays on Ganker
>Why do people write essays on Ganker
Which is a fricking moronic thing to say and you should feel bad for being mad that people expand on their thoughts, no matter how moronic or obscene. There's a reason why the character/word limit is so high here. Like I said, go back to twitter if you want less length posts you homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
anon, i said THINK and then post
2 years ago
Anonymous
>(if that was you)
You first Black person
2 years ago
Anonymous
so once again you wrote all that shit for something that you knew was potentially a waste of time
gotta hand it to you atleast there was self awareness in that
now you just have to stand by your convictions and not get upset that im still laughing at you
2 years ago
Anonymous
how new are you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Write another essay about it then queer lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
so once again you wrote all that shit for something that you knew was potentially a waste of time
gotta hand it to you atleast there was self awareness in that
now you just have to stand by your convictions and not get upset that im still laughing at you
You're wrong, I'm right. Is that short and simple enough for you two low IQ Black folk?
2 years ago
Anonymous
nta, but you're literally complaining, nothing in your earlier posts suggest that you're having a laugh. its ok if you're dyslexic, you don't have to read anything if you don't want to
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Imagine throwing a fit about how people post messages on a message board.
meant for
[...]
[...]
[...] >n-no one cares!
4 consecutive (You)s in 2 minutes says otherwise.
Sometimes people forget phoneposters with ADHD and low IQ are the main demographic of the website now
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
You're wrong, I'm right. Is that short and simple enough for you two low IQ Black folk?
t. low IQ ape who needs walls of text to express simple ideas
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. moron who can only express simple ideas
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nobody cares about your blog, homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you dont understand, throwing 200 words into the air that will be instantly mocked and then forgotten is actually SMART behaviour
2 years ago
Anonymous
you dont understand, throwing 200 words into the air that will be instantly mocked and then forgotten is actually SMART behaviour
Yes, much more efficient to just use 20 words and get mocked and forgotten all the same. You can get made fun of a lot more often that way. You guys really are the big brains here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>essays
it was like six sentences are you people fricking illiterate
2 years ago
Anonymous
Some people are willing or capable of writing more than a few lines. Some subjects need more words than a few sentences can provide. You see, it's all a part of this thing we call "communication"
2 years ago
Anonymous
And I don't read. It's this thing I call "not giving a shit about some homosexual blogger on Ganker".
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's the cutoff point for how many words you'll read?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And I don't read
Then frick off Black person
Seethe more blogger homosexuals
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's the cutoff point for how many words you'll read?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't want to post more than a few words if I had absolutely moronic opinions like you too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nobody cares about your opinions, no matter how smart you pretend them to be
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gonna cry? It's clear your position on posting here isn't welcome by the majority. No wonder you just stick to flavor of the year buzzword insults. I bet anytime you posted a thought here you got BTFO. I'd keep my posts short too. Fricking moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Gonna cry
Said the queer crying for over an hour and writing essays being butthurt over nothing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
once again if it takes you 500 words to type 'jews are not people' and then 40 posts after of defending your shit, you definitely have uncontrollable autism and by default are not worth listening to apart from free easy laughs
>Stop having conversations on a message board REEEEE
Who has the autism again?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>shouting to the air israeliteS ARE NOT PEOPLE but in 500 words >conversation
actual autism
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're right, this isn't a conversation. This is me telling you that you are dumb as frick, your take on posting is the antithesis of Ganker, and to go back to twitter. Frick off.
>I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
You may not because you're incapable, Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>your take on posting is the antithesis of Ganker, and to go back to twitter. Frick off. >
>I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
just intentionally saying the opposite of the truth doesnt count as trolling or shitposting, just so you know
Ganker is for laughing at morons, twitter is for spamming your dogshit opinions, please frick off and die
2 years ago
Anonymous
accidently quoted the 2nd guy here
>I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
sorry matey
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
2 years ago
Anonymous
once again if it takes you 500 words to type 'jews are not people' and then 40 posts after of defending your shit, you definitely have uncontrollable autism and by default are not worth listening to apart from free easy laughs
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And I don't read
Then frick off Black person
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Some subjects need more words than a few sentences can provide.
not when you can make the exact same post by typing 'jews are gay lmao'
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't know, they write this big walls of text only for the first reply to be "I'm not reading all that shit". This place is full of ADHD zoomer so it's a waste of time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I stopped several years ago when I realized writing long meaningful posts here was akin to screaming into a void.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Literally everything we do on here AND real life is screaming into the void bro. So homosexuals saying "why are you wasting time on here posting all that" are utterly insufferable.
not him and you should know this zygote but basically, women were 2nd class citisens compared to men, and so they were more comparable to objects, you couldnt really have a RELATIONSHIP with one the same way you could with a real person, aka your fellow man
[...]
You're wrong, I'm right. Is that short and simple enough for you two low IQ Black folk?
congrats on learning how to not post like a redditor, allow me to call you my Black person
>women were 2nd class citisens compared to men
based >you couldnt really have a RELATIONSHIP with one the same way you could with a real person, aka your fellow man
this is where you lose me, could I still frick them regularly? also I assume they raised the kids while the dudes were sucking each other off or some shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
yes, infact fricking them regularly was one of their main purposes, none of the bullshit that comes with a real relationship to consider, just actual frick meat >i assume they raised the kids
actually not really, mainly if it was a female child sure, but they would not trust women to try and raise a real human aka a man, apart from wiping the kids arse and shit like this
2 years ago
Anonymous
ok that sounds really based it's a shame that men were brainwashed into being homosexuals tho but probably wasn't the kind of insufferable homosexualry we see these days
2 years ago
Anonymous
greeks had their flaws too, they basically sat around doing FRICK ALL and failed to really address any issues they had. romans had a similar 'gay but not really gay' society and they actually invented tons of shit and made huge leaps and bounds
dont forget actual real gay people still existed back then as well, so its not a case of being brainwashed into homosexualry, its that women became 1st class citizens, especially when civilisations of monarchy started to crop up, with queens and whatnot. once greecian women got wind that these queens existed, things started to shift socially and women were more equal in that sense
2 years ago
Anonymous
every society or system has major flaws anyway and humans will never be capable of achieving the perfect utopia, I guess the difference between those times is that being a homosexual was completely normal while now it makes you special or some shit just seems like homosexualry is more degenerate now or at least more off putting maybe it corrolates to women being able to raise men and getting rights
2 years ago
Anonymous
even homosexualry has once again fallen to the wayside and its all about having 12 mental illnesses and 15 surgeries
the romans were a more 'perfect' society than us right now, let that sink in
2 years ago
Anonymous
romans during their fall were writing poetry about how the barbarians could never defeat their armies and thought that this poetry literally made that true
if the word "decadence" means anything it's having beliefs that almost deliberately don't conform to reality, brought on by unearned luxuries. the romans at the end were extremely decadent in this sense. if they were more decadent than we are im not sure. thinking that armies would be repelled by poetry may be more delusional than thinking that men and women are interchangeable. although, you could make the case that it's the other way around. after all, if you've never seen an army then maybe poetry will defeat them? but nobody has an excuse to not be able to tell the difference between men and women. that's genuinely more delusional than thinking the world is flat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but nobody has an excuse to not be able to tell the difference between men and women. that's genuinely more delusional than thinking the world is flat.
basically humans got mre moronic as time went on
Because all they've got to call "fun" is to watch TV (or streaming site of choice) and go out and get themselves intoxicated to escape reality and fool themselves into thinking they're having fun. When really, they're just stupid drunk and have no hobbies.
The reason they (normies) are so desperate to make fun of us who enjoy interactive entertainment, is because they're afraid to look at their own lives. And lack of insight makes people stupid, and stupidity makes people laugh.
mostly yea. its still presented as: "you like things that are weird so you are weird so that makes you something to laugh at and think less of"
yeah, but there's never any banter about someone being dedicated to football and being a really good football player, or working too much (>16 hour days) as an investment banker making lots of money
>yeah, but there's never any banter about someone being dedicated to football and being a really good football player, or working too much (>16 hour days) as an investment banker making lots of money
homie where did you leave your time machine parked
'bend it like beckham' and then winking at beckham and calling him gay was a meme for decades on tv, and making fun of bankers is like skooma to normies in the 2000's
are you just stupid or actually supernatural in origin
Yes
It's just bad television based on decades old stereotypes (nerd BAD) trying to put the gigachad henry cavill into an awkward situation. Im sure if the presenter met henry at a party he could have a perfectly mild little 2 minute chat about his nerdy hobbies without acting offended at the very though of a grown man painting fantasy warriors. Henry is failing at the interview though, being defensive instead of owning it and joking around, which is kind of interesting to see because by appearance he should be the most dominant person in the room but he's acting like my awkward coworker.
>Henry is failing at the interview though, being defensive instead of owning it and joking around, which is kind of interesting to see because by appearance he should be the most dominant person in the room but he's acting like my awkward coworker.
this is just comedy 101, someone has to be the butt of any given joke, and some people play into it rather than like gigachad denying it or quipping back
stephen merchant is a great example of someone who constantly gets memed on for his looks, and always plays into it and acts like a sperg and tells anecdotes about failing to interact with women intentionally looking for people to make these jokes about him
maybe you're right, though he seems genuinely awkward, but then again he is an actor
2 years ago
Anonymous
i cant be arsed to watch the clip again to confirm or deny if he is intentionally playing into it, but NOT intentionally playing into it is also a technique
james acaster for example is genuinely autistic and simply lets himself sperg out and just stare at people silently when they roast him, and lets the laughs generate themselves
of course he isnt funny but thats a different debate
2 years ago
Anonymous
I thought he was hilarious on Taskmaster
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats a different debate Black person but personally i just dont find him funny because ive been exposed to that style of comedy far too much, i know everything he is going to say and do before he does it, you cant really laugh at a punchline when you see it coming a mile away
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not British so I just think anything anyone does on your comedy shows is hilarious.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i guess thats fair
check out XFM (ricky gervais, stephen merchant, karl pilkington) for the ultimate goldmine of british comedy, perfect for AFK listening while gaming as well
theres also the ricky gervais show animated which youve prolly heard of
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've watched the entirety of the ricky gervais show 3 times. Haven't listened to their regular show. Karl Pilkington is a treasure. All 3 are, really. Rewatching 8 out 10 cats does countdown clips. RIP Sean Locke. By far my favorite of that group. Dude has the humor I try to emulate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
XFM is literally so much better than the ricky gervais show that its crazy, its not only older so theyre all younger and fresher, but its also in the context of a radio show that theyre broadcasting live to london weekly, so there are laws and shit and timings they have to keep, now all of a sudden ricky saying WHAT THE FFFFFFFFF is even funnier because if he says FRICK then the show is taken off the air
and he often swears on purpose to wind up karl because its karls responsibilty to make sure the talent behaves
you also literally get to see in real time ricky and steve literally meet karl pilkington
2 years ago
Anonymous
No shit? So it's basically the prequel. I'll look into it. It's a daily radio show right? I know that's how they met and he was their producer so I can imagine him getting tight about the content lmao. I imagine its hundreds upon hundreds of hours of material. Thanks for the recommendation mang.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah its literally LITERALLY hundreds of hours of material and yeah its the origin story, check MAN MOTH on youtube, hes got them all in playlist, start from series 1 and just binge till series 4 or 5 or whatever it is
there are certain episodes where karl is on holiday but theyre still watchable honestly, i hate when people who ONLY care about karl
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick yes bro thank you, I was hoping there would be a YT playlist like there is for RG show. Gonna be perfect for work. Those frickers leave me in stitches and I'm sure Ricky and Steve can carry when he's on holiday. And when he gets back I take it they mock him for how lame it was.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i literally still listen to them while cooking or whatever, 10/10 shit enjoy
>some prancing, passive aggressive homosexual has the gall to mock someone else for their interests
He likes getting his ass gaped by homosexuals in STD filled orgies, he has no room to judge liking Warhammer.
Americans cannot banter because they always have this artificial friendly persona on. Have you ever witnessed first hand the service industry in the US and European countries, for example? It's like day and night even in tourist-centric EU countries.
In fairness it is surprisingly difficult to describe something like Warhammer without it sounding completely moronic at first. It looks a lot better than it sounds.
It isn't. zoomer trannies into naruto and titan aren't making anime mainstream in any way. It's a surface level interest. It's like saying vtubers are mainstream as hell.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They’re expanding. Demon Slayer is very popular now as well. Chainsaw Man will be the next hit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Gankertard unironically thinks a bunch of reddit blogs and tweets is mainstream
It's mainstream when ACTUAL Boomers (60+ year old, not the meme 30yr old) knows what a Demon Slayer is
At this point, they'll most just call it an 'A-mees' and wonder which samurai is the pikachu
Do you honestly think Henry was successfully mocked?
I'm sure if you go on twitter to look for reactions you'll find a bunch of women swooning over Henry and rushing to his defense.
Nerdy hobbies like mini painting, model building, and card collecting are only nerdy loser shit when ugly men do them. When attractive men do it women think it's cute.
>British banter >Some dude jumps in and say he want to participate in the hobby because it sounds amazing to ensure it's banter in good faith
What's the issue
the issue is im a 300lb GAMER so me and henry are basically twins and i cant STAND to see anyone insult him because then that means they are insulting me, and since im henry cavilles twin i will stand up to these HATERS
btw im not an autist or a mad redditor who cant read social cues i am a CHAD like the meme xDDDD
It's seriously cringe watching Henry deal with sexual harassment. He's clearly super uncomfortable about female actors not even flirting with him, but just acting stupidly thirsty, yet they keep doing it. Read the fricking room, the guy doesn't like you doing it.
Bongs have a culture of "banter" because they feel safe to insult others under their nanny state. Black folk do it because they feel safe fighting in packs and never one on one. Women can say literally anything and expect none of the consequences for it. People have become less polite as the social safety net grows.
>wah wah everyone but me is a sperg im not the sperg all these people having fun with their friends are WRONG btw i hate women and Black folk do i fit in yet
holy shit summer is in full effect
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you disagree with something, just call it summer and pretend posting quality isn't rock bottom at any point of the year. You are parroting shit that hasn't been a real phenomena for a decade, because le oldgays used to complain about summer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>moronic children no longer have an abundance of free time from school during summer
i know you like to phonepost during class billy but traffic is still increased hugely by all the spergs who dont have friends to go outside with during summer
please call your parents and apologise before you slash your wrists
yes infact, people a little over a century ago were spergs and kill/hurt each other over shit you could probably ignore. You would probably be challenged to a duel by someone in the thread with how much vitriol you got.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you know shitposting aside a year ago or something i thought about exactly this, and if duelling was still a thing i think society would literally be better
scenario 1: people dont insult because the the threat of duelling >scenario 2: two morons duel over nothing and one of them dies, ending his moron bloodline >scenario 3: the surviving moron will inevetably bite of more than he can chew and die in a duel eventually
no overpopulation, no morons, and a nice afternoon spectator sport
i cant think of a single downside to duelling tbh
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine working at GameStop and having to constantly deal with fat nerds dueling each other over nintendi
2 years ago
Anonymous
>''take it to the duelling corner, fatso's'' >guy unsheathes his my little pony kar98k with a duel kill count of 200
2 years ago
Anonymous
>scenario 4: people refuse every duel and keep talking shit/out their ass because even the culture of dying by your words isn't there anymore(thank god)
before you say muh cancelling that requires that someone say or believe something outside the mainstream, so more like a lynching than a matter of personal honour being insulted
Roasting and banter is based but only if it's actually fricking funny. This bong homosexual is essentially going >that's weird >that's weird >that's weird
Like an NPC, they don't even feel like real zingers because you can always tell the next question is a setup for the same joke. Black teenagers would've done a better job than this "professional".
well yes anon, talk show hosts are NOT funny, this is not a revelation
the point is he is trying to be, and anyone who thinks its bullying or whatever is without doubt autistic beyond repair
Of course he's trying to be funny, I'm talking about the execution more than anything else. But anyway British banter is shit in the first place so I don't know what I was expecting, dry wit style negging is something 7/10 people can't pull off but every media bong attempts it anyway.
>All these triggered replies
This just goes to show that deep down you know that your hobbies are worthless wastes of time. Otherwise you wouldn't be so insecure about them.
it probably would've gotten worse if it got into vidya. graham just keeps asking him about his warhammer hobby, and subtlely mocks him through it. every hobbyist has dealt with this with normies.
That's what talk shows are like. That's what happens in them. That's the point.
That said, Henry seems legitimately awkward here, although I heard he doesn't like doing the talkshow circuit anyway.
Why would you care what normalgays think of games? I mean if they’re the sort that push the “moral decency” issue to regulate them then that I can understand but otherwise what’s the point? Let them think and believe whatever the frick they want so long as it doesn’t impact the industry in any real way
Played Dying Light 2 recently and I got stuck running around in circles in some interior areas looking for for an exit. Lol'd at myself and thought of this exact image and the moron playtesters while I ran around.
The term went from involuntary celibate to simply misogynist when outsiders caught wind of it. Incel reddit forums were hilarious and mogged the frick out of Ganker threads.
I've literally never heard these used that way. Maybe I'm disconnected from normies who even know those words, although I'd think the two (normie +weeb-aware) are mutually exclusive. I feel like this is your failing, not a reality. Could be wrong though. Glhf
Literally women in silocon valley got upset that not even the nerdist of men worship their veganas anymore and that men now do everything in their power to make sure women can't lie anymore so they claimed that men are the real ones seething cause they can't have sex and made up a new word to try and assert their dominance, only for it to backfire because men don't give a shit.
do you not know what site you're on? have you never seen someone use ANY "xgay"? Have you never seen words like troony, liberal, nazi, redditor, Black person used as generic insults? do you have a brain?
It means whatever someone wants it to mean. I got banned from a Discord server for “Incel talk” for calling myself ugly too many times where as the admin can’t shut up about being a sexually repressed mysogynist.
I don't, I actually pretend I have no idea what games are popular passed what I should know as a man in my late 20s. To my coworkers, I watch TV and read books, in reality, I play games and watch tv when I'm tired and listen to audiobooks at work, so I can be on different books when asked, and I'm often asked what book I'm reading. This has resulted in me having to purchase hardcopies of books to loan out, but it's a nice thing to have some of these books physically and to have to outed as a gamer
It isn't really anywork, the only thing inconvenient about it is having to buy books physically sometimes. I'm already going to listen to audiobooks at work because I have the time to do it.
>"sorry, I've already recycled it and planted 5 new trees to offset the carbon emissions"
There.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon, you do know what a normal person is like, don't you? They aren't charactures of political talking points, that's the internet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They aren't charactures of political talking points,
They're heavily influenced by media and ads, right now the "Green" movement is talked about a lot, a normie would understand that recycling and planting tree is a good thing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have you interacted with literally ANYONE between the age of like 22 and 30 dude?
2 years ago
Anonymous
"Sorry, your microaggressions are triggering a set of cluster headaches and I'm going to need to report you to HR."
There.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>"shut up or your life will be offset next, b***h"
Problem solved.
Anon, you do know what a normal person is like, don't you? They aren't charactures of political talking points, that's the internet.
Do YOU know how normal people sound like? If you say it’s an ebook or audiobook that’s all, no one is going to sperg out on you for it. People hate talking about books anyway, they just watch the israelitebox
>Imagine faking your personality to fit in
Any successful person does this. No one is interested in your actual mumbling self. Wear better clothes when you don't actually care, lose weight when you don't want to. It's all a lie to be able to have a successful life.
Brother, I suppose we just have different perspectives on what defines successful then. I feel quite achieved at my young age and instead came to the conclusion that the average person enjoys someone who is unabashed in themself but perhaps it’s just my occupation.
Why would you care about what the general masses thinks? Call me an incel anime weeb whatever i don't care the general masses only think what people want them to think why should I give a shit? If tomorrow it was ok to shit on floors and slide in it everyone would be doing it and if you didn't want to you'd be called "cringe"
Anon, if you try to hide your homosexualry to escape some teasing you will never connect to people. Admit your shit and tease them about their shit too but without sperging and making everyone uncomfortable.
Watch movies and TV shows, use social media. That's all, I assume.
sex
Watch TV, but only whatever is currently “the biggest show on air” according to HBO and/or Netflix regardless of whether they’re actually into it or not
Apart for sex which take so much effort for me to acquire anyway that all sounds really boring
Watch TV, but only whatever is currently “the biggest show on air” according to HBO and/or Netflix regardless of whether they’re actually into it or not
Drink, party, try to get sex and consume whatever media is popular.
It's funny, my best friend was also shunned from our friend group, but he's the inverse of me: a turboautist obsessed with the outdoors and sports. But since he didn't want to do drugs literally every fricking week and we both have a stable relationship instead of bawding it in a disco every weekend they left us in the dirt. The life of the modern normie sounds like a fricking nightmare, it's literally just constant numbing from reality.
>The life of the modern normie sounds like a fricking nightmare, it's literally just constant numbing from reality.
Isn't playing vidya numbing from reality?
You know how in games like MGSV or Deadly Premonition there's a mechanic to pass time rapidly by smoking or whatever? They do that. The pick some social media app that has an infinite feed like Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, or Facebook, and use it to sort of put themselves in a waking coma to fast forward time to the next thing, typically a meal or being tired enough to be fully asleep and occasionally they fast forward to the premier of whatever big new release that is gonna act as required reading to understand their infinite feed service for the next couple days.
They don't do anything of substance. I learned this when I was on a job interview and we were talking about hobbies
They asked me about what I like to do in my free time, so I told them I like to read books, draw and cook (didn't mention vidya since I'm not a tard) and so the interviewers proceeded to tell me what they do which amounted to >spending time with the family
The NPC meme is real. Most people don't have original thoughts or even think of "life" as a tangible "thing". They breathe, eat and sleep on autopilot and do whatever they're either told to do, or has been influenced to do by TV or social media.
I moved out in my late 20s after I got enough money to buy apartment as my dad said renting is waste of money. I'm a software dev but all I really do is work from home and post here and play games. I don't do anything else and its getting really boring and depressing the older I get
You do not missing out. when people say you wasting time doing nerd shit and leading boring life. do not belive it and i say that as semi normie who tried it all. partying socializing girlfriends etc. all has pros and cons there is no right way to live life and unhappnines is more common than happines no matter what you do or in what social cirles you are..
That being said my by best time in life was when i dated chick that was also into nerdy shit video games etc..
>painted warhammer = high power level
Warhammer is a normie tier hobby. Henry is too much of a gigachad for anyone to give a shit if h paint warhammer. Blackrock and Vanguard have shares in the company and they make crazy money every quarter. Load of their books and lore are forcing Black folk and women into everything now. It just another pozzed corrupted thing that was cool and dominated by intelligent white nerds and now inevitably is being taken over by the blue haired freaks and israelites encouraging them
You're fricking delusional if you think warhammer is a normalgay hobby. > It just another pozzed corrupted thing that was cool and dominated by intelligent white nerds and now inevitably is being taken over by the blue haired freaks and israelites encouraging them
Ironic, coming from the homosexual who unironically uses "normie" instead of normalgay.
>muh secret hobby >muh semantics
homie have you stepped into a Games Workshop in the past 6 or 7 years? It's a fricking showroom, not a hobby store. Boardgames and DND is the same nowadays.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA
Painting warhammer is for normalgay b***hes
Real men build Garage kits from scratch, garage kits of old super robot shows from the 70s
>normie tier hobby
Spoken like a true secondary/tertiary homosexual. You would know the second you step into one of their stores that the hobby is far from what normalgays like. But since you are larping culture war addled moron, you wouldn't.
>latest Warhammer edition video does over a million views >Astartes does huge numbers >GW makes insane yearly revenue
I went into Games Workshop to buy Orks and Cultists few days ago and have played for over 20 years. I've seen a shitskin in a hijab painting in there before, I recently did a commission for a dad girlfriend plays Imperial Fists. Shit my local club is full of fricking dads who bring their birds along to paint.
It's not the same geeky club it was 20 years ago.
I don't think views have anything to do with a marked increase in their revenue. They've broadened out their model ranges for paypigs like me and you, plus they licensed shit for videogames. Maybe there's more interest, but we could never say for sure if shit like the 9th edition video or the Astartes series has caused by a general increase in normalgays getting into the hobby rather than the setting overall.
Also if we are going by anecdotes, my local store is filled with typical fat neckbeards, awkward acne-riddled spergs and pasty-skinned autists that I would expect. The local wargaming club is filled with those same exact nerds. Guess it depends on the area since I'm in some shithole town so it feels more niche.
I assume you got those Blackstone fortress cultists right? I dislike the look of them but I need some for my army. GW is being so fricking annoying by holding back on releasing the new cultist and chaos models.
>Warhammer is a normie tier hobby.
No no
Warhammer LORE is a normie tier hobby. It requires no real investment and you can instead skim the wiki and autopilot and consider yourself a warhammer expert other than time.
Warhammer the GAME is one of the nichest of niche hobbies. How many of those people own little armies and paint them, and then go to comic book shops for battles? Probably less than 1% of them. Most people maybe own a couple of figures they can show off on social media, but not a whole army put together to actually play the game those books are written about. There are magnitudes more people who own the codexes than people who own the physical armies and games workshop knows that.
GW retracted this statement and literally fired the people responsible, they purged the socjus gays from their company unlike what happened with Vampire tht Masquerade
Literally nothing. They've never retracted that statement. These guys are on full cope mode because the israelites decided to toy with their hobby now.
>Warhammer being normie tier
Every person I've met irl that was into Warhammer was fat, useless, and smelt horrendous. It's far from a true normalgay hobby, there's just some people that aren't complete spergs that are into but they're still a rarity.
Henry does not play videogames, he talks avout them.
True chads like Cena and Diesel play videogames, and nobody mock them about it because they don't talk about your FOTM like Henry does, Cena is a Command & Conquer gay and Diesel is a fricking Ultima/Dungeons and Dragon dick sucker, and also makes games.
Henry is a poser and deserves to be redicule.
Get on national television and talk about how much you love rythm games like Taiko no Tatsujin or Wipeout, nobody jokes with true hobbiests, they are basically professionals.
>Diesel
he is a real homie. Even posted a vid of him playing wow years ago: bacefook<dot> cum /VinDiesel/videos/2010-off-set-and-in-game/10152351540633313/
>Henry Cavvy-kun apparently plays Warhammer. >Vin Diesel is a huge fricking nerd and made a movie franchise out of his DnD homebrew. >Karl Urban threw a fit until the director agreed to not take Dredd's helmet off in the 2012 DREDD movie.
Whats with all these Day Walkers in Hollywood?
>In September 2004, Urban married his longtime partner, Natalie Wihongi, who was his makeup artist for the 2000 television film The Privateers.[24] Together they have two sons: Hunter, born 16 December 2000,[citation needed] and Indiana ("Indy"), born 28 June 2005,[citation needed] and named for the eponymous hero of the Indiana Jones franchise,[25]
I don't know, man. Diesel is cringy himself. Have you seen those impromptu facebook vids he's made? He'll sometimes get crew or cast members on Furious films with him, but they look uncomfortable like they're in prison, while he's walking around rambling about shit. I guess he's got clout over the films, so they can't say anything.
painting/collecting figures is not really normie
he may have some genuine interest in those things but its being obviously played up to the extreme because he is le handsome man doing unhandsome things
I just don't reveal it from the get go with someone I just met. And I don't discuss video games or miniature painting unless someone else instigates. It's easy to divert conversation because I have a dog and I also really like history books. Which is a fun subject to talk about and if the conversation reveals I don't want to speak to them any more I can bore them into leaving.
People found his hobby odd, but he can get away with it with no repercussions because he's handsome. I read manga after sex if I'm not tired enough to go to sleep and almost everyone who has seen me read manga after sex has feigned an interest in it because I'm handsome, and most of them have fricked me again. I would never claim to be as handsome as Henry because he's my idol, but I have a nice face and am ottermode. That alone is enough for women to find the autistic shit you do novel rather than repulsive.
work
hobby places
somewhere public, maybe a park if people are just sitting around.
you have to be ok with maybe looking and feeling like a fricking moron if you get turned down.
remember that if you sometimes wish people would approach you and strike up conversations then surely others will wish so too.
What kind of hobby places, I'm a drawgay that often goes to cafes and draws for fun but don't know how to talk to people without some kind of opener like something dropping on the floor or whatever
I used to draw in the park when it was a little warmer but >remember that if you sometimes wish people would approach you and strike up conversations then surely others will wish so too.
Frick
well any hobby place will do i guess
unless the hobby is explicitly something you are supposed to do solo and without interruptions like yoga or something
stuff like wine tasting, any sport and fitness dick in your mouth
>ets mocked in public, what chance does anyone have?
it's how you deal with it. Anybody can get mocked about anything. It's about you and how you deal with it.
>Yes Graham, I've actually been reading Imouto Paradise! 2 ~Onii-chan to Go nin no Imouto no Motto! Ecchi Shimakuri na Mainichi~ >it's what's called a visual novel, it's almost like a choose-your-own-adventure book >I won't delve into what happens in the later parts, but I'm really into that kind of stuff
Not understanding mockery will turn you into Chris Chan. You're not going to be the cool eccentric guy. You're going to be a tard and a lolcow. Is that you want?
>chris is the way he is because he didn't care he was being mocked
Why do you even bother talking when you don't know what you're talking about? Moron.
Basically having any hobby at all is weird to people who don't have autism. The only acceptable ones are >CASUAL weight lifting >Collecting, but not actually reading books >Fishing
Even other normal shit like running, or what you grew up thinking was an "adult" hobby like cars are seen as weird because who has the energy to like things?
weight lifting
Really reminds me of all the girls on tinder who are "total gym rats" but are still moving the same 10lb dumbbells they did last year and trying to use them as a justification for that second scoop of ice cream and still look worse than the average woman because of it. Those people are worse than regular fatties and you can't change my mind
I like Graham norton most of the time but here he did push a little to far it felt hostile instead of funny. Still, the only watchable talk show, he does a good job
Aren't movies, games, dnd and all nerd shit become "normal" these days? I mean, you can hear dumb c**ts talking about Witcher, dnd sessions, capeshit and all other shit that was mocked back in the days. It's really strange how they tried to make fun of Henry of all people.
Everybody knows how Graham does it, he mocks everyone, yet guests always say they have a good time, Cavill has been there like 3 times (at least the ones I watched) and it's not like they are always laughing at him.
I wish people would stop be shocked by this. Imagine you're an actor and you can't do shit for months while you're stuck in your trailer while filming is underway. You're either a type that does hookers and drugs, or you do something else you do indoors. Video games, miniatures, etc are not that surprising as far as choices go.
Love the video with Cushing was showing off his napoleon era army to news casters and he was, like, on the floor on his hands and knees like a kid, but with a cigarette in his mouth
I used to not care what anybody thought while going hard at work and my hobbies following the "just be yourself" advice but then I woke up in my late 20's still a no gf kissless virgin
So now I care a whole lot what other people think
I still don't care and I have never been a kissless virgin. Any healthy human being who doesn't act moron or is extremely ugly can find a job and a gf without the need or selling his own soul
I just laugh along with normies about it. They're the kind of crabs in a bucket who only get satisfaction from bringing other people down to their level because they're aware, on subconscious level at least, that their life is meaningless and unsatisfying.
I remember people getting mogged for : >playing videogames >watching cartoons/anime >reading manga/comics >tabletop games
Somehow "playing games" is now less nerdy than the others and now the focus is on those.
>so you have a hobby eh? >yes >*hahahahaha* >and you do it alone? >yes >*hahahahahaha* >and... you like it? >yes very much so >*HAHAHAHAHAHA*
What the frick is his problem?
Please don't try and drag Norton through the mud. He's the only halfway decent latenight host that still exists. I don't know or care about his personal life, I just know his show isn't insufferable. Maybe bongs despise him.
>he does this alot
you mean the talk show host jokes with his guests and tries to be entertaining and generally have a good time with none autistic people infront of a live studio audience?
i wonder why he feels the need to do this, what a mystery
>have an e-reader >can't really remember anybody asking me what I've read for the past decade
I think it confuses the normalgay and they don't know what it is unless they're close enough to see words.
>Not just normalgays
Who else would be judgemental? Ganker has regular vidya merch threads, there’s a community on r*ddit, etc. Pretty sure it’s just the overwhelming number of normalgays that would crucify someone for that.
Are we looking at the same threads? The vidya tattoo threads are definitely ironic because they’re so obvious, but anons post their 2B and Pyra/Mythra figures, collector’s editions and shit all the time.
Broaden your horizons and lurk more.
>but anons post their 2B and Pyra/Mythra figures, collector’s editions and shit all the time.
yeah and get laughed at raucously till the thread is pruned or deleted
I told the normoids at work I was going to compete in a fighting game tournament because I have to cite a reason for taking leave and the number of wienersucking, condescending comments i've had is astounding. Br*tish normies cannot tolerate anyone enjoying anything in life besides getting drunk at nightclubs and getting drunk on an island in Spain. They with exception deserve the rope.
but id laugh at you for competing in a fighting game tournament, sperg, and then telling people about it as your official reason for taking time off work, holy shit i can smell you from here
Do you care about the opinion of Graham Norton? No? Well, then there you go.
This is something I've tried explaining to you homosexuals before but you never listen. You're born with this intuitive expectation that the world is full of organisms similar to you, but that doesn't mean it is. When your parents' genes come together to make you, it doesn't know what the outside world looks like; your mom's womb doesn't know what other babies are being born. The very definition of a normalgay is someone whose intuition is correct: the world IS full of organisms like you.
Do you care if bacteria like you? Do you care if chickens like you? Do you care if deer like you? Why would you? They're completely different animals. So why do you care if a human being likes you, when they're so different, too? Because they're similar enough to be the same species as you? Why the frick do you care about that? I guarantee if someone like Graham Norton thought you were cool and wanted to hang out with you, you'd just be weirded out, because he's just as weird to you as you are to him, you just don't realize it because the world is full of animals like him so you've become numb to it.
This is one of the three misconceptions people pull from The Ugly Duckling: they think the ugly duckling would've been happy if the ducks liked him, but no, that's wrong. He doesn't care about the opinion of ducks. He wants to be surrounded by swans, and ducks are not swans, so they might as well be pigs or dogs or grass or micro-organisms for all the frick he cares.
OK GOOGLE, I LOVE MCDONALDS!
Alexa, order 5 bigmacs, 20 piece chicken mcnuggets, 4 large fries, and a large diet coke through Doordash and have it delivered to my home asap.
It's just banter mate. Henry is from the UK so he can obviously joke around about this stuff, main difference is he's not autistic and takes it like any normal person would
People mocking you online is an unusual situation, that we haven't evolved to deal with. We don't have assumptions about the people replying to us. We don't know what they look like. It could be a total subhuman moutbreather talking to us. A dumb Nerd. Or some bawd. But we don't know that. So we make no assumptions. But it's impossible for us to imagine a person without making assumptions about them. So our brain thinks the anonymous person is at least an average member of the species. At least. Because average people still have flaws, but we can't identify them. So really we have a better than average opinion of anonymous posters.
And this is a lesson many internet tough guys had to learn since the internet. You can't fight other people. You can't defend your honor. We basically live in America, where these mutt dogs calling themselves humans are allowed to besmirch the honor of other men and seriously not expect retaliation. So the only option is to be detached from the people posting here. They shouldn't influence your thinking. You might see posts about men calling all women bad. This might create a certain brain response in you. But you should remind yourself you have no idea what that poster looks like. Imagine if he was an ugly, greasy, unshaven manbaby. You would immideately dismiss anything he has to say about women, because of his looks. But because posting anonymously gives you the benefit of no one making assumptions about you, worthless opinions get tolerated.
>this whole post
what the frick are you smoking, seeing a broken branch in the woods as a hunter is an 'anonymous message' in a sense, we are perfectively evolved to deal with it, the ones who arent are what we call 'autistic morons'
if you assume someone replying to you on Ganker is an 'average person' you are most definitely an autistic moron of epic proportion
that's my issue, there is no point in arguing with a moron.
I started my own business a few months ago and frankly using social networks fricking sucks.
I know this whole thread is a huge shitpost but.. how do I handle criticism?
ask to elaborate and work on your shortcomings >handle, as in, not cry like a b***h everytime someone doesn't rims your butthole
that's solved by growing a fricking pair
consider the cricitism >is it real criticism
if so, then think about how you could change to avoid this critique in future and what other issues may be related to it >is it shitpost criticism
do a 'lmao xd'
in other words dont be a woman and just take criticism like any other sentence in the english language
He has a chance because he has the self-confidence of not caring what others think and not having anything to prove by acting aggressive when someone thinks his hobbies are weird
The reason men get mocked for playing video games and watching anime is because western women and our gynocentric misandric western society has destroyed the family and is constantly attacking men and boys. Western society hates that men don't want to partake in this anti-male society and they don't want to marry women and get divorce raped so they belittle men.
>instantly goes to "destroying family" schizo posting
You will literally never create one so why expend all this energy caring about something that will never effect you? You are unfrickable and I can only imagine how quickly you go off the rails with shit like this in a social situation leading to the eternal pussy desert you will exist and die in.
he got mocked by an old boomer fossil who will never be as cool and attractive as him and Tom Holland (pretty much the only other young person in the room) had his back to boot. I count this as a victory for Henry because this is the equivalent of the old man talking shit about new music because he doesn't understand it.
this is basically the perfect post because ALOT of comedians say shit like this to him, because its normal banter again
not having autism is truly a blessing
Daily reminder that game industry revenue shits on movies, tv, sports, and pretty much everything else on earth except maybe gigga big oil companies.
Games are the most normal pass time that exist and you are also normal human beings that do normal things, no matter how much you want to be special and different because of your gay hobby that you barely even take part in anymore and just cry about (also normal)
It's never been more acceptable to make fun of someone for being a gamer. Like, you're actively propping up a creatively and morally bankrupt institution that doesn't give a shit about you outside of emptying your wallet and actively panders to people who want to destroy your enjoyment. I wouldn't make fun of you, I'd simply be appalled.
context
There's nothing you can do here. He was obligated by some contract to be a guest on this show and have normalBlack folk and a flamboyant old twat jeer at him
>flamboyant old twat
is he a gay?
henry should have said, it's a better hobby than the host who likes to take things up the bum
>is he a gay?
No anon, Graham Norton is famous for being a womanizer
I genuinely had no idea so I had to look it up and now the idea of him being a womanizer is hilarious
Taking things up your bum stimulates your prostate, which leads to the best orgamss a man can ever experience
Painting figurine is just painting figurines, and costs money
I'm on the nerd's side in that video but I had to point out that taking stuff up your ass is an objectively better hobby than figurine painting, though I don't do either
>taking stuff up your ass is an objectively better hobby
Found the europoor
All americans ever do is take corporation and government wiener up their ass while their mutilated dick is forbidden from feeling 1/100th of the pleasure an intact dick feels
>He was obligated by some contract to be a guest on this show
>contractually forced to "entertain" at funny american men talk shows
Life is a cruel joke.
I don't even like warhammer and Im triggered
whan an annoying homosexual
let people enjoy things, painting warhammer figurines is an infinitely better hobby than the 99% of shit people his age do
It's better than spending time on Ganker while you should be looking for a better job to move out of your parents house.
>It's better than spending time on Ganker
yeah it is
what the frick did you expect me to say?
>NOOO SHITPOSTING ON FOURCHAN IS A HECKIN NICE HOBBY!
or some shit like that? Im addicted to this shitty site and can never leave boo fricking hoo
>hating on Based Norton
Pleb. He's a stand-up comedian, good-naturedly taking the piss out of people is his schtick, doesn't mean he has contempt for them. Have you never had a male friendship before or something
>bullying someone is muh male friendship
Frick off, normalhomosexual. Obviously this was just a host and guest taking the piss, but this shit is moronic when it happens between average people. You’re trying to justify shit talking someone and putting them down.
I'll double leg you and pound your c**t mouth into the pavement but it's all fine since I'll be doing it in a friendly way
>words are literally violence!!!
Are you a fricking troony?
The problem is that he isn't even being funny while doing so.
not being funny is a prerequisite for being a talk show host anon, the point is he's TRYING to
Americans can't handle the banter, talkshows here are the equivalent of what the US calls "roasts". The host of a UK talkshow is really just roasting whomever they interview, that's the whole point.
>male friendship
No wonder men kill themselves and each other in that case, truly the Black folk of gender.
Top lad getting Henry's back at the end.
>You'll never play Warhammer with Henry and Tom
I fricking hate it, every time I try to talk my friends (most of them at least) and coworkers into trying anything that is not going to a restaurant, a bar, a night club or to the movie theater; they look at me like I'm insane. So far I tried, hiking, biking, board games, movie nights and cooking; nothing fricking works. If it doesn't involve being drunk or being at dangerous dangerous places past midnight, they are not interested.
>He doesn't get drunk and play board games at dangerous dangerous places past midnight
Are you even alive?
NPC is not a meme, anon.
get better friends. 20s are literally the prime of your life. wasting time "partying" and other hollow shit like that just leaves you an empty husk of a person who substitutes social media for a personality.
Where do you meet people after college
Nowhere, you're supposed to be in a steady relationship at that point
Well no wonder a full third of adult dudes are virgins then, there were like 2 girls at my entire school because it was tech related
>being at dangerous dangerous places past midnight
oh no, there's.... there's... a MINORITY OVER THERE THIS PLACE IS LE DANGEROUS!!!
unironically this, frick off scum, go get mugged or something
>t. "minority"
You're the people that end up in webm threads while we all laugh at you for relaxing, by the way.
He didn't imply that. You just assumed. Kinda makes you think YOU'RE the racist bigot
i hope you tell women that
unironically yes
If I see a Black person on the sidewalk, I don't go there at night. If possible, I don't go there during the day, either.
>he doesn't spend his free time speedwalking behind random women at night
You're just as boring as your coworkers anon. Get out and live a little jesus.
Same. I hated tabletops until i started to have fun with them.
>friends spend twice as much on video game hardware as me
>collect way more video game shit than me
>try to actually play video games with them
>"nope, I'd rather just sit around and do absolutely nothing instead"
>try to actually talk about video games for two minutes with them
>they just space out
Are all my guy friends actually women or something? They just like buying things but not actually using them.
You just described Ganker but instead of collecting games is just shitting on them and never playing any.
Pretty much described half of my friend group.
>friend and his gf spend literally thousands on videogames, consoles, accessories like VR and shit
>friend has not finished a game he had bought in probably like 5 years
>his gf literally only plays ff14 and the sims
>both constantly on the verge of being broke with zero savings
>they have a combined household income of like 120k a year (very good for canada)
>can never get them to do anything or go anywhere, they just sit at home and read twitter and are obsessive over US politics to the extent that they have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of random US senators/politicians/media people etc
It's really quite sad.
I thought this was my friend group for a bit
then I realized my most normie friend has multiple times invited me to play obscure kickstarter board games and shown me his collection of power ranger... stuff? that he has
I mean we also play video games on weekends too
yeah I don't stay friends with normies I guess lmao
I've noticed the same thing. Friends seem to enjoy the consooming part of gaming, but not actually playing any games. I have no fricking idea why they don't get hobbies they actually enjoy, it's not like it's prestigious to be a gamer so they have no reason to pretend.
I don't know anon, given the number of Ganker steam backlog threads I'm not sure we're exactly innocent of the crime either kek.
You described my brother to a T. Fricker spends his entire paycheck on stupid computer upgrades and doesn't even play games. Had to describe what the video settings actually mean in games when he kept complaining why he couldn't max his games with 8x supersampling.
try drunk hiking, drunk biking, drunk board games, drunk movie nights and drunk cooking instead
DRUK posting???
Wtf is madds doing
Your coworkers are R-strategists.
They are not your people, and they will probably throw you under the bus if you keep hanging out with them.
Find your tribe.
Basically Women vs Men
Most moronic drunks who just want to go out and party and get drunk constantly I know are conservitards but okay partisan anon
>my side good smart and strong
>the other side bad weak and stupid
what is the IQ level of tribal thinkers? i think it was below 90, right?
is large amygdala supposed to be a positive?
What a moronic ass image. Wouldn't a collectivist have the high in group loyalty, and the individualist have low in group loyalty? "Late sexual maturity" sounds like major cope for being a virgin. And finally, I say this every time it's brought up, but the only thing "conservatives" conserve these days is Israel.
all of my friends are early 20 year olds and we regularly play board games on weekends. your friends suck.
sounds like really shitty people. you should distance yourself from them immediately
Bro you are not "friends" with normalgays you are "friends" with alcoholics
oh wow they're like totally bullying him. man you gay virgins are embarrassing
>normalBlack folk
like henry? he's a social guy with female friends and he had sex before, he's THE normalgay you homo.
>oh wow they're like totally bullying him. man you gay virgins are embarrassing
Tryhard c**t. The point is I do have a social life and do value not looking too much like a dork. It's the uber spergs who can't pick up on any social cues at all.
Guests and hosts always discuss beforehand what they will talk about in these shows. He knew exactly how this would go.
Depends on the show. In that one? Yes. But it's awkward enough to where they probably had some brief talking points brought up before hand but the host threw in his own little surprise jabs for fun. But a lot of non american shows don't do that. There is a Stefanie Joosten interview where the host surprises her by showing her SFM porn of Quiet and it's clearly not discussed beforehand.
>There is a Stefanie Joosten interview where the host surprises her by showing her SFM porn of Quiet and it's clearly not discussed beforehand
I'm not convinced that wasn't an edit.
>Tom Holland asking to go round to Chadvill's house to play Warhammer while the roasties are laughing
Honestly, imagine even being a chad in 2022 and wanting a femoid when you can have a cute boy who likes the same things as you, understands your male brain, will frick whenever and however you want and will say thank you when you cum inside.
The Greeks had it 100% correct: your wife is just an appliance you frick to produce a better version of yourself you can pass your shit down to, your bros are who you should kiss and cuddle.
The israelites took this from you.
vegana feels better than butthole. Fricking boys is unsatisfactory, this is why gays are such bawds, it’s way harder to enjoy sex without the novelty of hook ups.
Imagine replying to someone posting a r*ddit comedian talking about that crap
>reddit out of nowhere
I don’t use Reddit so I didn’t know
vegana has to feel better than butthole. If butthole felt better then nobody would frick w*men in anything other than than the butthole, and you'd have no species. The problem I'm discussing is all the useless flesh around the vegana i.e. the woman.
They don't. The troony project is literally their psyop to convert straight autistic men and gay men into moronic 'women' that kill themselves at 25. Why? Because straight autists and homos are the enemy of the israelite ideologically, economically and artistically. It's not really disputable. The wholesale rejection of homosexuality in the West is directly traceable back to what a israelite wrote in the Torah/OT. The only time they pretend otherwise is when it comes to extracting wealth from a market demographic.
>he doesn't get the joke
Imagine being filtered by MDE, holy shit.
>The wholesale rejection of homosexuality in the West is directly traceable back to what a israelite wrote in the Torah/OT
source, otherwise you're just schizoposting
>he's asking for source on one of the most often cited passages from the most read and reprinted book in all of human history
>this is the Redditroony who calls you a schizo
This level of pilpul also outs you as a israelite, by the way.
White men don't ask for sources when it comes to the obvious.
Equivocating the truth of a matter with its written description and then arguing semantics about it is classic textual Judaism.
You people do this on purpose, because the Rabbinic objective is to literally rules-lawyer God into doing what you want since you don't have Jesus as a Get Out Of Hell Free card.
>Source: my ass
You're either a larping tradgay moron who doesn't like that his opinions are fundamentally israelite opinions, or a israelite/Jew-enabler on defense mode about his israelite opinions.
Either way, you're pretending you haven't read, seen or heard of the Bible or you'd know the source, so I'm guessing it's the latter and you're just another lying JIDF shill.
Regardless, I must always destroy the israelite.
this is a thread about a british man painting tiny figurines, maybe relax a bit
Absolutely fricking based. Could not have put it better myself. israelites and their arguing tactics are so goddamn aggravating. At this point we have to accept we know the truth of their nature and act accordingly.
Too many words to just say you suck wiener
t. israeliten Rosenburg or his mixed mutt lapdog.
I'm white and roman catholic :^)
>Catholic
Nearly as bad as a israelite. Nearly. You'll be in the ditch next to theirs.
>the israelites don't want you to be gay
Ashkenazi claws typed this post
I respect the twink for saying that
>that image
You realise Sam was making fun of morons like you in that skit, right?
Yea I rather not cover my dick in shit and contract aids, that's just a tuesday to you it seems though. But yea, no thanks. Rather jerk off all life if that's my other option.
>I rather not cover my dick in shit and contract aids
This can happen from fricking a woman, though. You might have known this if you ever had sex.
No, what you're really saying with that take is that your core biological directives mixed with israeli moral programming have ensured you will, in fact, simp for beat pussy until the day you die. Many such cases!
Meanwhile, the fact you can even tell me this from thousands of miles away by slapping your pudgy fingers on moulded plastic tells me that maybe you don't really give a frick about aesthetic commitment to biological determinism. Spoilers: neither does anyone else, because if we did, we'd still be in a jungle throwing spears at monkeys.
That only leaves the israeli moral programming, which is what this is really about. Your sexuality is spiritually israeli. They cut away your ability to feel deeply beyond the contingency of sex. You have undergone a circumcision of the soul.
>You have undergone a circumcision of the soul.
says the guy who wrote all this shit about israelites in a thread about making fun of americans/autists and their lack of social awareness and inability to understand anything past the surface level
>n-no one cares!
4 consecutive (You)s in 2 minutes says otherwise.
>haha i am above the israelites because i talk about them nonestop and my life revolves around them
you are functionally israeli and thats why you are getting laughed at anonymously online
>homosexual writes wall of text that nobody reads
>Gets made fun of
>Haha I win because you responded to me haha
I don’t care about israelites and I don’t want to have sex with anyone. Get away from me or I’ll remove you forcibly.
But I want to have sex with YOU. And I will.
Based sub 80 IQ moron.
it is far more moronic to write an off topic essay no one will read or remember because no one in your real life will listen to you
bordering on the sad tee bee aych
>posting a message on a message board is sad
>all that projection besides
Frick off moron. Just go back to twitter if you want your short witty quips.
Top kek
I know.
>Just go back to twitter if you want your short witty quips.
by two short 'i must get the last word in' replies
why is it autists struggle with irony and self awareness more than anything else in this world, how many times can they appear moronic before they learn?
Imagine throwing a fit about how people post messages on a message board. Why do you want to control the discourse on here so bad anyways? It's an anonymous message board if a schizo wants to go on a 4000 word diatribe then let him. But being upset at people making slightly length posts is an objectively moronic take and you should feel bad about it. That's all.
>It's an anonymous message board if a schizo wants to go on a 4000 word diatribe then let him.
if i want to laugh at the schizo, let me
once again struggling with self awareness i see
for your next post, try thinking first and THEN posting
You can laugh at him all you want. But that's not what your first response was (if that was you). Your first response was
>Why do people write essays on Ganker
Which is a fricking moronic thing to say and you should feel bad for being mad that people expand on their thoughts, no matter how moronic or obscene. There's a reason why the character/word limit is so high here. Like I said, go back to twitter if you want less length posts you homosexual.
anon, i said THINK and then post
>(if that was you)
You first Black person
so once again you wrote all that shit for something that you knew was potentially a waste of time
gotta hand it to you atleast there was self awareness in that
now you just have to stand by your convictions and not get upset that im still laughing at you
how new are you?
Write another essay about it then queer lmao
You're wrong, I'm right. Is that short and simple enough for you two low IQ Black folk?
nta, but you're literally complaining, nothing in your earlier posts suggest that you're having a laugh. its ok if you're dyslexic, you don't have to read anything if you don't want to
>Imagine throwing a fit about how people post messages on a message board.
meant for
Take yer swing.
>muh IQ
blacks have the lowest IQ of every race
You sound upset, was it something i said?
Why do people write essays on Ganker
Sometimes people forget phoneposters with ADHD and low IQ are the main demographic of the website now
t. low IQ ape who needs walls of text to express simple ideas
t. moron who can only express simple ideas
Nobody cares about your blog, homosexual.
you dont understand, throwing 200 words into the air that will be instantly mocked and then forgotten is actually SMART behaviour
Yes, much more efficient to just use 20 words and get mocked and forgotten all the same. You can get made fun of a lot more often that way. You guys really are the big brains here.
>essays
it was like six sentences are you people fricking illiterate
Some people are willing or capable of writing more than a few lines. Some subjects need more words than a few sentences can provide. You see, it's all a part of this thing we call "communication"
And I don't read. It's this thing I call "not giving a shit about some homosexual blogger on Ganker".
What's the cutoff point for how many words you'll read?
Seethe more blogger homosexuals
What's the cutoff point for how many words you'll read?
I wouldn't want to post more than a few words if I had absolutely moronic opinions like you too.
Nobody cares about your opinions, no matter how smart you pretend them to be
Gonna cry? It's clear your position on posting here isn't welcome by the majority. No wonder you just stick to flavor of the year buzzword insults. I bet anytime you posted a thought here you got BTFO. I'd keep my posts short too. Fricking moron.
>Gonna cry
Said the queer crying for over an hour and writing essays being butthurt over nothing.
I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
>Stop having conversations on a message board REEEEE
Who has the autism again?
>shouting to the air israeliteS ARE NOT PEOPLE but in 500 words
>conversation
actual autism
You're right, this isn't a conversation. This is me telling you that you are dumb as frick, your take on posting is the antithesis of Ganker, and to go back to twitter. Frick off.
You may not because you're incapable, Black person.
>your take on posting is the antithesis of Ganker, and to go back to twitter. Frick off.
>
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
just intentionally saying the opposite of the truth doesnt count as trolling or shitposting, just so you know
Ganker is for laughing at morons, twitter is for spamming your dogshit opinions, please frick off and die
accidently quoted the 2nd guy here
sorry matey
>I love telling moronic homosexuals that their dogshit, low IQ Black person tier takes aren't welcome here.
I love telling homosexuals nobody reads their shitty ass rant blogs
once again if it takes you 500 words to type 'jews are not people' and then 40 posts after of defending your shit, you definitely have uncontrollable autism and by default are not worth listening to apart from free easy laughs
>And I don't read
Then frick off Black person
>Some subjects need more words than a few sentences can provide.
not when you can make the exact same post by typing 'jews are gay lmao'
I don't know, they write this big walls of text only for the first reply to be "I'm not reading all that shit". This place is full of ADHD zoomer so it's a waste of time.
I stopped several years ago when I realized writing long meaningful posts here was akin to screaming into a void.
Literally everything we do on here AND real life is screaming into the void bro. So homosexuals saying "why are you wasting time on here posting all that" are utterly insufferable.
No my dick will not get covered in shit from fricking a woman and no I won't get aids because women rarely have aids
the way he says it just makes me think his thought process was something like
>wait I could of been this the whole time? how did I not know about it
enlighten me about this homo/hetero greek mentality anon
not him and you should know this zygote but basically, women were 2nd class citisens compared to men, and so they were more comparable to objects, you couldnt really have a RELATIONSHIP with one the same way you could with a real person, aka your fellow man
congrats on learning how to not post like a redditor, allow me to call you my Black person
>women were 2nd class citisens compared to men
based
>you couldnt really have a RELATIONSHIP with one the same way you could with a real person, aka your fellow man
this is where you lose me, could I still frick them regularly? also I assume they raised the kids while the dudes were sucking each other off or some shit
yes, infact fricking them regularly was one of their main purposes, none of the bullshit that comes with a real relationship to consider, just actual frick meat
>i assume they raised the kids
actually not really, mainly if it was a female child sure, but they would not trust women to try and raise a real human aka a man, apart from wiping the kids arse and shit like this
ok that sounds really based it's a shame that men were brainwashed into being homosexuals tho but probably wasn't the kind of insufferable homosexualry we see these days
greeks had their flaws too, they basically sat around doing FRICK ALL and failed to really address any issues they had. romans had a similar 'gay but not really gay' society and they actually invented tons of shit and made huge leaps and bounds
dont forget actual real gay people still existed back then as well, so its not a case of being brainwashed into homosexualry, its that women became 1st class citizens, especially when civilisations of monarchy started to crop up, with queens and whatnot. once greecian women got wind that these queens existed, things started to shift socially and women were more equal in that sense
every society or system has major flaws anyway and humans will never be capable of achieving the perfect utopia, I guess the difference between those times is that being a homosexual was completely normal while now it makes you special or some shit just seems like homosexualry is more degenerate now or at least more off putting maybe it corrolates to women being able to raise men and getting rights
even homosexualry has once again fallen to the wayside and its all about having 12 mental illnesses and 15 surgeries
the romans were a more 'perfect' society than us right now, let that sink in
romans during their fall were writing poetry about how the barbarians could never defeat their armies and thought that this poetry literally made that true
if the word "decadence" means anything it's having beliefs that almost deliberately don't conform to reality, brought on by unearned luxuries. the romans at the end were extremely decadent in this sense. if they were more decadent than we are im not sure. thinking that armies would be repelled by poetry may be more delusional than thinking that men and women are interchangeable. although, you could make the case that it's the other way around. after all, if you've never seen an army then maybe poetry will defeat them? but nobody has an excuse to not be able to tell the difference between men and women. that's genuinely more delusional than thinking the world is flat.
>but nobody has an excuse to not be able to tell the difference between men and women. that's genuinely more delusional than thinking the world is flat.
basically humans got mre moronic as time went on
My wife(male) I have for that reason. I can talk about esoteric Hitlerism and she finds it cute.
homosexual
Why do normoid tards laugh at everything
It's in their programming
AMERICANS...TURNING TO THEIR JOKES WHEN THEIR HEARTS ARE FULL OF FEAR
-General Otomo (Splinter cell, Chaos theory)
The graham norton show is an English talkshow not an American one though.
Because all they've got to call "fun" is to watch TV (or streaming site of choice) and go out and get themselves intoxicated to escape reality and fool themselves into thinking they're having fun. When really, they're just stupid drunk and have no hobbies.
The reason they (normies) are so desperate to make fun of us who enjoy interactive entertainment, is because they're afraid to look at their own lives. And lack of insight makes people stupid, and stupidity makes people laugh.
Prove me wrong.
>0 social skills
>Homosexual "humor"
Imagine being filtered by the most kino talkshow.
Tom wants to get into Henry's pant.
without even watching this am I right to assume sensitive nerds are getting upset at playful banter
Probably, I am autistic but I also realize it is just a joke
That's exactly what happened, yes.
mostly yea. its still presented as: "you like things that are weird so you are weird so that makes you something to laugh at and think less of"
yes
yeah, but there's never any banter about someone being dedicated to football and being a really good football player, or working too much (>16 hour days) as an investment banker making lots of money
>yeah, but there's never any banter about someone being dedicated to football and being a really good football player, or working too much (>16 hour days) as an investment banker making lots of money
homie where did you leave your time machine parked
'bend it like beckham' and then winking at beckham and calling him gay was a meme for decades on tv, and making fun of bankers is like skooma to normies in the 2000's
are you just stupid or actually supernatural in origin
Yes
It's just bad television based on decades old stereotypes (nerd BAD) trying to put the gigachad henry cavill into an awkward situation. Im sure if the presenter met henry at a party he could have a perfectly mild little 2 minute chat about his nerdy hobbies without acting offended at the very though of a grown man painting fantasy warriors. Henry is failing at the interview though, being defensive instead of owning it and joking around, which is kind of interesting to see because by appearance he should be the most dominant person in the room but he's acting like my awkward coworker.
>Henry is failing at the interview though, being defensive instead of owning it and joking around, which is kind of interesting to see because by appearance he should be the most dominant person in the room but he's acting like my awkward coworker.
this is just comedy 101, someone has to be the butt of any given joke, and some people play into it rather than like gigachad denying it or quipping back
stephen merchant is a great example of someone who constantly gets memed on for his looks, and always plays into it and acts like a sperg and tells anecdotes about failing to interact with women intentionally looking for people to make these jokes about him
maybe you're right, though he seems genuinely awkward, but then again he is an actor
i cant be arsed to watch the clip again to confirm or deny if he is intentionally playing into it, but NOT intentionally playing into it is also a technique
james acaster for example is genuinely autistic and simply lets himself sperg out and just stare at people silently when they roast him, and lets the laughs generate themselves
of course he isnt funny but thats a different debate
I thought he was hilarious on Taskmaster
thats a different debate Black person but personally i just dont find him funny because ive been exposed to that style of comedy far too much, i know everything he is going to say and do before he does it, you cant really laugh at a punchline when you see it coming a mile away
I'm not British so I just think anything anyone does on your comedy shows is hilarious.
i guess thats fair
check out XFM (ricky gervais, stephen merchant, karl pilkington) for the ultimate goldmine of british comedy, perfect for AFK listening while gaming as well
theres also the ricky gervais show animated which youve prolly heard of
I've watched the entirety of the ricky gervais show 3 times. Haven't listened to their regular show. Karl Pilkington is a treasure. All 3 are, really. Rewatching 8 out 10 cats does countdown clips. RIP Sean Locke. By far my favorite of that group. Dude has the humor I try to emulate.
XFM is literally so much better than the ricky gervais show that its crazy, its not only older so theyre all younger and fresher, but its also in the context of a radio show that theyre broadcasting live to london weekly, so there are laws and shit and timings they have to keep, now all of a sudden ricky saying WHAT THE FFFFFFFFF is even funnier because if he says FRICK then the show is taken off the air
and he often swears on purpose to wind up karl because its karls responsibilty to make sure the talent behaves
you also literally get to see in real time ricky and steve literally meet karl pilkington
No shit? So it's basically the prequel. I'll look into it. It's a daily radio show right? I know that's how they met and he was their producer so I can imagine him getting tight about the content lmao. I imagine its hundreds upon hundreds of hours of material. Thanks for the recommendation mang.
yeah its literally LITERALLY hundreds of hours of material and yeah its the origin story, check MAN MOTH on youtube, hes got them all in playlist, start from series 1 and just binge till series 4 or 5 or whatever it is
there are certain episodes where karl is on holiday but theyre still watchable honestly, i hate when people who ONLY care about karl
Frick yes bro thank you, I was hoping there would be a YT playlist like there is for RG show. Gonna be perfect for work. Those frickers leave me in stitches and I'm sure Ricky and Steve can carry when he's on holiday. And when he gets back I take it they mock him for how lame it was.
i literally still listen to them while cooking or whatever, 10/10 shit enjoy
>LE NERDS AND LE GEEKS ARE BAD
>some prancing, passive aggressive homosexual has the gall to mock someone else for their interests
He likes getting his ass gaped by homosexuals in STD filled orgies, he has no room to judge liking Warhammer.
This fricking fruit giving Henry a hard time like he doesn't know what dick tastes like.
Kek this is just typical English banter. Holy shit Ganker are full of softies
burgers dont bant they just get confused or angry, usually both at once
and its saturday afternoon for burgerland
Americans cannot banter because they always have this artificial friendly persona on. Have you ever witnessed first hand the service industry in the US and European countries, for example? It's like day and night even in tourist-centric EU countries.
i am a burg and i was the original assumer that this is all just sensitive nerds overreaction to banter
Why it looks like they are making us of him bros...
In fairness it is surprisingly difficult to describe something like Warhammer without it sounding completely moronic at first. It looks a lot better than it sounds.
"Simulated wargames using painted miniatures and dice"
I don't think I've ever heard his real accent before.
Good. Mockery is a great gatekeeper from normalgays ruining shit
God I wish Anime and Japanese games were still seen as only for losers
>God I wish Anime and Japanese games were still seen as only for losers
anon...
Trust me it really isn't. It's mainstream as hell
reactor youtubers are not mainstream and are literally just another tier of autist, aka none normalgay
It isn't. zoomer trannies into naruto and titan aren't making anime mainstream in any way. It's a surface level interest. It's like saying vtubers are mainstream as hell.
They’re expanding. Demon Slayer is very popular now as well. Chainsaw Man will be the next hit.
>Gankertard unironically thinks a bunch of reddit blogs and tweets is mainstream
It's mainstream when ACTUAL Boomers (60+ year old, not the meme 30yr old) knows what a Demon Slayer is
At this point, they'll most just call it an 'A-mees' and wonder which samurai is the pikachu
Do you honestly think Henry was successfully mocked?
I'm sure if you go on twitter to look for reactions you'll find a bunch of women swooning over Henry and rushing to his defense.
Nerdy hobbies like mini painting, model building, and card collecting are only nerdy loser shit when ugly men do them. When attractive men do it women think it's cute.
i fricking hate cavil for being a shit actor but this old c**t i hate moar
Cavill’s a great actor, when he’s allowed to be
which is never, hollywood actors are nothing but meat trophies
shitskins are so jealous of whites
>NOOOOO THEY HAVE TO TAKE MY HOBBY SERIOUSLY
If you enjoy it then why the frick do you care what other people think? Just laugh at yourself and stop taking life so seriously.
he's so cool
>British banter
>Some dude jumps in and say he want to participate in the hobby because it sounds amazing to ensure it's banter in good faith
What's the issue
the issue is im a 300lb GAMER so me and henry are basically twins and i cant STAND to see anyone insult him because then that means they are insulting me, and since im henry cavilles twin i will stand up to these HATERS
btw im not an autist or a mad redditor who cant read social cues i am a CHAD like the meme xDDDD
>toys... very good fun
yea I know it's not "grooming kids" tier fun Graham but each to their own you know
It's seriously cringe watching Henry deal with sexual harassment. He's clearly super uncomfortable about female actors not even flirting with him, but just acting stupidly thirsty, yet they keep doing it. Read the fricking room, the guy doesn't like you doing it.
>Damn, I'm so tired and hurt from all these women wanting to frick me...
I thought that was pretty wholesome
wtf, are you guys moronic? It wasn't that bad.
seems alright, henry isn't going to lose sleep over a little banter why should you
absolutely based. just some bants. maybe if you lacked humility you would probably be mad someone made fun of your hobby
you morons seethe at literally anything holy shit
those are good bants and this talk show is pretty comfy
Shut up, homosexual.
Stop seething about our bants.
did you read the post you replied to
Did you read mine?
Have you gays never seen any Brit show? This is bantz
this is literally just playful banter, whats the problem?
>morons with 0 friends don't understand bants
it's fricking nothing
>americans consider this humiliation
you guys need more mass shootings.
As if canned or scripted laughter means anything
I've learned to block it out. Normative bullshit.
>oi mate it's just banter that means I can insult you without conseq-ACK
Banter or "roasting" is Black person shit.
Snowflake is quickly melting down
Bongs have a culture of "banter" because they feel safe to insult others under their nanny state. Black folk do it because they feel safe fighting in packs and never one on one. Women can say literally anything and expect none of the consequences for it. People have become less polite as the social safety net grows.
Get better friends.
>wah wah everyone but me is a sperg im not the sperg all these people having fun with their friends are WRONG btw i hate women and Black folk do i fit in yet
holy shit summer is in full effect
If you disagree with something, just call it summer and pretend posting quality isn't rock bottom at any point of the year. You are parroting shit that hasn't been a real phenomena for a decade, because le oldgays used to complain about summer.
>moronic children no longer have an abundance of free time from school during summer
i know you like to phonepost during class billy but traffic is still increased hugely by all the spergs who dont have friends to go outside with during summer
please call your parents and apologise before you slash your wrists
definitely a poofter then
you are either a woman or a poofter
>literally never had a single friend
lmao
this poster does have a point. dueling was prevalent to people who talked shit.
so you're saying spergs who couldnt handle the bants would get themselves killed over it
its a shame its outlawed these days
yes infact, people a little over a century ago were spergs and kill/hurt each other over shit you could probably ignore. You would probably be challenged to a duel by someone in the thread with how much vitriol you got.
you know shitposting aside a year ago or something i thought about exactly this, and if duelling was still a thing i think society would literally be better
scenario 1: people dont insult because the the threat of duelling
>scenario 2: two morons duel over nothing and one of them dies, ending his moron bloodline
>scenario 3: the surviving moron will inevetably bite of more than he can chew and die in a duel eventually
no overpopulation, no morons, and a nice afternoon spectator sport
i cant think of a single downside to duelling tbh
Imagine working at GameStop and having to constantly deal with fat nerds dueling each other over nintendi
>''take it to the duelling corner, fatso's''
>guy unsheathes his my little pony kar98k with a duel kill count of 200
>scenario 4: people refuse every duel and keep talking shit/out their ass because even the culture of dying by your words isn't there anymore(thank god)
before you say muh cancelling that requires that someone say or believe something outside the mainstream, so more like a lynching than a matter of personal honour being insulted
Roasting and banter is based but only if it's actually fricking funny. This bong homosexual is essentially going
>that's weird
>that's weird
>that's weird
Like an NPC, they don't even feel like real zingers because you can always tell the next question is a setup for the same joke. Black teenagers would've done a better job than this "professional".
well yes anon, talk show hosts are NOT funny, this is not a revelation
the point is he is trying to be, and anyone who thinks its bullying or whatever is without doubt autistic beyond repair
Of course he's trying to be funny, I'm talking about the execution more than anything else. But anyway British banter is shit in the first place so I don't know what I was expecting, dry wit style negging is something 7/10 people can't pull off but every media bong attempts it anyway.
I don't know how anyone can browse this site and still get offended by this lighthearted shit.
>All these triggered replies
This just goes to show that deep down you know that your hobbies are worthless wastes of time. Otherwise you wouldn't be so insecure about them.
Henry did fine, wasn akward at all.
Guess it helps he is a gigachad and no one would ever take side of a literal who clown gay
They’re laughing but they’re British. Playing video games is not nearly as subhuman as that act alone
>gays and women literally don't understand it
>they fear that which they don't understand, so they laugh at it, deeming it beneath them
this is just bog standard british humor. they love to rib.
Is that about him playing wow while his agents trying contact the man of steel casting?
no it is about him painting warhammer
it probably would've gotten worse if it got into vidya. graham just keeps asking him about his warhammer hobby, and subtlely mocks him through it. every hobbyist has dealt with this with normies.
>hobbyist
Is that what you trannies call yourselves? That's hilarious.
That's what talk shows are like. That's what happens in them. That's the point.
That said, Henry seems legitimately awkward here, although I heard he doesn't like doing the talkshow circuit anyway.
How do you stay in shape and play videogames? Maybe some one should make controls that make you buff
you're talking about the wii fit and wii sports you c**t
>the guy calling you Black person on mic
Why would you care what normalgays think of games? I mean if they’re the sort that push the “moral decency” issue to regulate them then that I can understand but otherwise what’s the point? Let them think and believe whatever the frick they want so long as it doesn’t impact the industry in any real way
>doesn’t impact the industry in any real way
>Greg Coomer
literally me
wait wait wait his name was coomer? this whole time?
Yes.
Played Dying Light 2 recently and I got stuck running around in circles in some interior areas looking for for an exit. Lol'd at myself and thought of this exact image and the moron playtesters while I ran around.
OP is clearly hyper insecure about himself or else he wouldn't make this thread.
Damn right I am. I'm not gonna flaunt this shit for the world to see.
have you never had a job?
You live with your parents. I don't know why you think you can talk shit lmao
>caring about what others think
pathetic
I see people unironically call this guy an incel. What does the word even mean anymore
Meant anything.
>that one time he got ashamed having a boner in a sex scene
White man did something I don't like for a single microsecond, basically.
It's the new nazi
all insults on the internet eventually just devolve into being nothing but a general "I don't like you" or "you do thing I don't like"
It has the same meaning now that "nerd" used to have a few years back when it was still an insult instead of a trend.
it's a word women use when feeling offended and a word men use to signal that they're simps
>I see people unironically call this guy an incel.
No, you don't.
The term went from involuntary celibate to simply misogynist when outsiders caught wind of it. Incel reddit forums were hilarious and mogged the frick out of Ganker threads.
Braincels was peak internet culture. Reddit of all places..
The word has gone the same way as cuck, just a generic insult now.
Same thing happened with weeb or waifu, weeb now means "someone that likes animu game" and waifu "anime girl"
I've literally never heard these used that way. Maybe I'm disconnected from normies who even know those words, although I'd think the two (normie +weeb-aware) are mutually exclusive. I feel like this is your failing, not a reality. Could be wrong though. Glhf
it's the way those terms are used by normies, such as on twitch. Ganker keeps the old standards for the most part.
Literally women in silocon valley got upset that not even the nerdist of men worship their veganas anymore and that men now do everything in their power to make sure women can't lie anymore so they claimed that men are the real ones seething cause they can't have sex and made up a new word to try and assert their dominance, only for it to backfire because men don't give a shit.
do you not know what site you're on? have you never seen someone use ANY "xgay"? Have you never seen words like troony, liberal, nazi, redditor, Black person used as generic insults? do you have a brain?
he said people
Did he say he doesn't sleep with women because of #metoo?
He might be celibate, but it isn't involuntary.
It means whatever someone wants it to mean. I got banned from a Discord server for “Incel talk” for calling myself ugly too many times where as the admin can’t shut up about being a sexually repressed mysogynist.
>what chance does anyone have
simple: don’t leave your home
I don't, I actually pretend I have no idea what games are popular passed what I should know as a man in my late 20s. To my coworkers, I watch TV and read books, in reality, I play games and watch tv when I'm tired and listen to audiobooks at work, so I can be on different books when asked, and I'm often asked what book I'm reading. This has resulted in me having to purchase hardcopies of books to loan out, but it's a nice thing to have some of these books physically and to have to outed as a gamer
thats a lot of work
It isn't really anywork, the only thing inconvenient about it is having to buy books physically sometimes. I'm already going to listen to audiobooks at work because I have the time to do it.
>"sorry, it's an e-book, you can rent it on amazon"
There.
Reading e-books is wierd, I'm trying to not come off as wierd, anon
>"sorry, I've already recycled it and planted 5 new trees to offset the carbon emissions"
There.
Anon, you do know what a normal person is like, don't you? They aren't charactures of political talking points, that's the internet.
>They aren't charactures of political talking points,
They're heavily influenced by media and ads, right now the "Green" movement is talked about a lot, a normie would understand that recycling and planting tree is a good thing.
Have you interacted with literally ANYONE between the age of like 22 and 30 dude?
"Sorry, your microaggressions are triggering a set of cluster headaches and I'm going to need to report you to HR."
There.
>"shut up or your life will be offset next, b***h"
Problem solved.
Do YOU know how normal people sound like? If you say it’s an ebook or audiobook that’s all, no one is going to sperg out on you for it. People hate talking about books anyway, they just watch the israelitebox
pussy
Based fake personality anon.
Remember, you have no real value to them, so you may as well cash out on imaginary value.
weak
chad. This is why most of you are virgins. Didn't figure out that you literally just have to lie to frick.
This is supreme bait. Who cares dude? Imagine faking your personality to fit in LMAO.
>Imagine faking your personality to fit in
Any successful person does this. No one is interested in your actual mumbling self. Wear better clothes when you don't actually care, lose weight when you don't want to. It's all a lie to be able to have a successful life.
Brother, I suppose we just have different perspectives on what defines successful then. I feel quite achieved at my young age and instead came to the conclusion that the average person enjoys someone who is unabashed in themself but perhaps it’s just my occupation.
And that's why your not successful and anon is. Get b***hes, end of discussion
>his worth is entirely dependent upon women
you're in for a bad ride anon
anon, not only are you a homosexual, but you can't spell, and likely have untreated syphilis
success is subjective lmao
you are a turbo homosexual for trying to fit in
Wow, an actual poseur.
homosexual
>gamer are still the most opressed group of people
sad
Why would you care about what the general masses thinks? Call me an incel anime weeb whatever i don't care the general masses only think what people want them to think why should I give a shit? If tomorrow it was ok to shit on floors and slide in it everyone would be doing it and if you didn't want to you'd be called "cringe"
Anon, if you try to hide your homosexualry to escape some teasing you will never connect to people. Admit your shit and tease them about their shit too but without sperging and making everyone uncomfortable.
What do normies even do other than drink and party?
Mostly try to keep bad thoughts out of their heads.
Apart for sex which take so much effort for me to acquire anyway that all sounds really boring
Watch movies and TV shows, use social media. That's all, I assume.
sex
Watch TV, but only whatever is currently “the biggest show on air” according to HBO and/or Netflix regardless of whether they’re actually into it or not
Drink, party, try to get sex and consume whatever media is popular.
It's funny, my best friend was also shunned from our friend group, but he's the inverse of me: a turboautist obsessed with the outdoors and sports. But since he didn't want to do drugs literally every fricking week and we both have a stable relationship instead of bawding it in a disco every weekend they left us in the dirt. The life of the modern normie sounds like a fricking nightmare, it's literally just constant numbing from reality.
>The life of the modern normie sounds like a fricking nightmare, it's literally just constant numbing from reality.
Isn't playing vidya numbing from reality?
sports autists and gaming autists have more in common than you'd think, there's a lot of number crunching and strategy stuff
this is the best pic I've seen on v in awhile
they think mediocre Netflix shows are entertainment
You know how in games like MGSV or Deadly Premonition there's a mechanic to pass time rapidly by smoking or whatever? They do that. The pick some social media app that has an infinite feed like Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, or Facebook, and use it to sort of put themselves in a waking coma to fast forward time to the next thing, typically a meal or being tired enough to be fully asleep and occasionally they fast forward to the premier of whatever big new release that is gonna act as required reading to understand their infinite feed service for the next couple days.
wow, they're just like me, only I do this with Ganker
watch 90 day fiancé
They don't do anything of substance. I learned this when I was on a job interview and we were talking about hobbies
They asked me about what I like to do in my free time, so I told them I like to read books, draw and cook (didn't mention vidya since I'm not a tard) and so the interviewers proceeded to tell me what they do which amounted to
>spending time with the family
The NPC meme is real. Most people don't have original thoughts or even think of "life" as a tangible "thing". They breathe, eat and sleep on autopilot and do whatever they're either told to do, or has been influenced to do by TV or social media.
Care about millonaries playing sports. Not interested in if the match was good with stellar moments but who won.
They move out of their parents house and start families. A foreign concept for many of you.
I moved out in my late 20s after I got enough money to buy apartment as my dad said renting is waste of money. I'm a software dev but all I really do is work from home and post here and play games. I don't do anything else and its getting really boring and depressing the older I get
You do not missing out. when people say you wasting time doing nerd shit and leading boring life. do not belive it and i say that as semi normie who tried it all. partying socializing girlfriends etc. all has pros and cons there is no right way to live life and unhappnines is more common than happines no matter what you do or in what social cirles you are..
That being said my by best time in life was when i dated chick that was also into nerdy shit video games etc..
every single person wastes time, from nerd to normalgays but in the end both sides mock each other so no ones a real winner in this mortal coil
own nothing
eat ze bug
>painted warhammer = high power level
Warhammer is a normie tier hobby. Henry is too much of a gigachad for anyone to give a shit if h paint warhammer. Blackrock and Vanguard have shares in the company and they make crazy money every quarter. Load of their books and lore are forcing Black folk and women into everything now. It just another pozzed corrupted thing that was cool and dominated by intelligent white nerds and now inevitably is being taken over by the blue haired freaks and israelites encouraging them
You're fricking delusional if you think warhammer is a normalgay hobby.
> It just another pozzed corrupted thing that was cool and dominated by intelligent white nerds and now inevitably is being taken over by the blue haired freaks and israelites encouraging them
Ironic, coming from the homosexual who unironically uses "normie" instead of normalgay.
>muh secret hobby
>muh semantics
homie have you stepped into a Games Workshop in the past 6 or 7 years? It's a fricking showroom, not a hobby store. Boardgames and DND is the same nowadays.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA
Painting warhammer is for normalgay b***hes
Real men build Garage kits from scratch, garage kits of old super robot shows from the 70s
>Ironic, coming from the homosexual who unironically uses "normie" instead of normalgay.
This, /misc/Black folk are slaves
>normie tier hobby
Spoken like a true secondary/tertiary homosexual. You would know the second you step into one of their stores that the hobby is far from what normalgays like. But since you are larping culture war addled moron, you wouldn't.
>latest Warhammer edition video does over a million views
>Astartes does huge numbers
>GW makes insane yearly revenue
I went into Games Workshop to buy Orks and Cultists few days ago and have played for over 20 years. I've seen a shitskin in a hijab painting in there before, I recently did a commission for a dad girlfriend plays Imperial Fists. Shit my local club is full of fricking dads who bring their birds along to paint.
It's not the same geeky club it was 20 years ago.
I don't think views have anything to do with a marked increase in their revenue. They've broadened out their model ranges for paypigs like me and you, plus they licensed shit for videogames. Maybe there's more interest, but we could never say for sure if shit like the 9th edition video or the Astartes series has caused by a general increase in normalgays getting into the hobby rather than the setting overall.
Also if we are going by anecdotes, my local store is filled with typical fat neckbeards, awkward acne-riddled spergs and pasty-skinned autists that I would expect. The local wargaming club is filled with those same exact nerds. Guess it depends on the area since I'm in some shithole town so it feels more niche.
I assume you got those Blackstone fortress cultists right? I dislike the look of them but I need some for my army. GW is being so fricking annoying by holding back on releasing the new cultist and chaos models.
people always did these things moron, you probably just didnt relate to them when you were younger.
>It's not the same geeky club it was 20 years ago.
this is a bad thing
>Warhammer is a normie tier hobby.
No no
Warhammer LORE is a normie tier hobby. It requires no real investment and you can instead skim the wiki and autopilot and consider yourself a warhammer expert other than time.
Warhammer the GAME is one of the nichest of niche hobbies. How many of those people own little armies and paint them, and then go to comic book shops for battles? Probably less than 1% of them. Most people maybe own a couple of figures they can show off on social media, but not a whole army put together to actually play the game those books are written about. There are magnitudes more people who own the codexes than people who own the physical armies and games workshop knows that.
GW retracted this statement and literally fired the people responsible, they purged the socjus gays from their company unlike what happened with Vampire tht Masquerade
Proofs?
One of their Black Library authors got canned for being too much of a toxic left wing shit boot , look it up
None
Literally nothing. They've never retracted that statement. These guys are on full cope mode because the israelites decided to toy with their hobby now.
>Warhammer being normie tier
Every person I've met irl that was into Warhammer was fat, useless, and smelt horrendous. It's far from a true normalgay hobby, there's just some people that aren't complete spergs that are into but they're still a rarity.
Henry should've powerbombed that homosexual on stage.
>literally be superman
>get made fun of for doing nerd shit on live television
>Graham asks do you do this
>Henry says yes
I am SO fricking offended right now
Why should I care what lesser people think of me?
Henry does not play videogames, he talks avout them.
True chads like Cena and Diesel play videogames, and nobody mock them about it because they don't talk about your FOTM like Henry does, Cena is a Command & Conquer gay and Diesel is a fricking Ultima/Dungeons and Dragon dick sucker, and also makes games.
Henry is a poser and deserves to be redicule.
Get on national television and talk about how much you love rythm games like Taiko no Tatsujin or Wipeout, nobody jokes with true hobbiests, they are basically professionals.
>Diesel
he is a real homie. Even posted a vid of him playing wow years ago: bacefook<dot> cum /VinDiesel/videos/2010-off-set-and-in-game/10152351540633313/
Diesel is fricking weird. He wrote a foreword for a D&D book which is about as much of a nerd as you get to be, and that was way back when.
>Henry Cavvy-kun apparently plays Warhammer.
>Vin Diesel is a huge fricking nerd and made a movie franchise out of his DnD homebrew.
>Karl Urban threw a fit until the director agreed to not take Dredd's helmet off in the 2012 DREDD movie.
Whats with all these Day Walkers in Hollywood?
I never knew urban was so based
This pic with him and Aragorn in nipville sums him up pretty well.
>In September 2004, Urban married his longtime partner, Natalie Wihongi, who was his makeup artist for the 2000 television film The Privateers.[24] Together they have two sons: Hunter, born 16 December 2000,[citation needed] and Indiana ("Indy"), born 28 June 2005,[citation needed] and named for the eponymous hero of the Indiana Jones franchise,[25]
One day, I want to be on national television talking about how much I love wipeout
I'll start giving the QRD of every racing team given the chance
I don't know, man. Diesel is cringy himself. Have you seen those impromptu facebook vids he's made? He'll sometimes get crew or cast members on Furious films with him, but they look uncomfortable like they're in prison, while he's walking around rambling about shit. I guess he's got clout over the films, so they can't say anything.
>tfw you'll never be rich and famous enough to force people to hang out with you.
Yeah, but that's the point, if you really have an hobby nobody mocks you, they fear you.
How the frick do you know? Do you sit in Cavill's house and watch him not play vidya? Knobhead
>you're not a real gamer unless you are a depressed weeb like me
please have a nice day
henry played a female nelf priest on classic wow
wow. this actor pretends to have normie hobbies. amazing. one of us. i will now watch all of his movies.
painting/collecting figures is not really normie
he may have some genuine interest in those things but its being obviously played up to the extreme because he is le handsome man doing unhandsome things
>board games, movie nights and cooking
>not being hammered while doing this
what is wrong with you
>board games, movie nights and cooking
>not being hammered while doing this
Sounds like the average weekend with my friends, God I love those c**ts.
>needing to be hammered to have fun
You're just boring.
I just don't reveal it from the get go with someone I just met. And I don't discuss video games or miniature painting unless someone else instigates. It's easy to divert conversation because I have a dog and I also really like history books. Which is a fun subject to talk about and if the conversation reveals I don't want to speak to them any more I can bore them into leaving.
I talk about video games all the time now, idgaf
People found his hobby odd, but he can get away with it with no repercussions because he's handsome. I read manga after sex if I'm not tired enough to go to sleep and almost everyone who has seen me read manga after sex has feigned an interest in it because I'm handsome, and most of them have fricked me again. I would never claim to be as handsome as Henry because he's my idol, but I have a nice face and am ottermode. That alone is enough for women to find the autistic shit you do novel rather than repulsive.
If you don't use any dating apps how and where do you approach women without them instantly calling the police
work
hobby places
somewhere public, maybe a park if people are just sitting around.
you have to be ok with maybe looking and feeling like a fricking moron if you get turned down.
remember that if you sometimes wish people would approach you and strike up conversations then surely others will wish so too.
What kind of hobby places, I'm a drawgay that often goes to cafes and draws for fun but don't know how to talk to people without some kind of opener like something dropping on the floor or whatever
I used to draw in the park when it was a little warmer but
>remember that if you sometimes wish people would approach you and strike up conversations then surely others will wish so too.
Frick
well any hobby place will do i guess
unless the hobby is explicitly something you are supposed to do solo and without interruptions like yoga or something
stuff like wine tasting, any sport and fitness dick in your mouth
>ets mocked in public, what chance does anyone have?
it's how you deal with it. Anybody can get mocked about anything. It's about you and how you deal with it.
That was just a little bit of banter. Taking the piss out of someone for what they enjoy isn't the end of the world.
t. actually paints miniatures
>Yes Graham, I've actually been reading Imouto Paradise! 2 ~Onii-chan to Go nin no Imouto no Motto! Ecchi Shimakuri na Mainichi~
>it's what's called a visual novel, it's almost like a choose-your-own-adventure book
>I won't delve into what happens in the later parts, but I'm really into that kind of stuff
>I've been working my through the Anim ~Mother and Wife~ series in fact
How does Henry cope with being such a well spoken alpha gigachad, it must be tough
This is just a life lesson to us all
No matter how far you make it
Graham Norton will still mog you
he mogs no 1 he is just a normalgay
itt Americans don't understand British banter.
Also Graham Norton is like this with everybody.
Oh no, god anything but being mocked and made fun of. Please anything but that. Save me Black personman I'm going insane.
Not understanding mockery will turn you into Chris Chan. You're not going to be the cool eccentric guy. You're going to be a tard and a lolcow. Is that you want?
Chris is a very special fricking case and you know it. His problem wasn’t being mocked, it was responding to the mockery in the way that he did.
>chris is the way he is because he didn't care he was being mocked
Why do you even bother talking when you don't know what you're talking about? Moron.
Basically having any hobby at all is weird to people who don't have autism. The only acceptable ones are
>CASUAL weight lifting
>Collecting, but not actually reading books
>Fishing
Even other normal shit like running, or what you grew up thinking was an "adult" hobby like cars are seen as weird because who has the energy to like things?
weight lifting
Really reminds me of all the girls on tinder who are "total gym rats" but are still moving the same 10lb dumbbells they did last year and trying to use them as a justification for that second scoop of ice cream and still look worse than the average woman because of it. Those people are worse than regular fatties and you can't change my mind
Anon the average woman weighs nearly as much as you, they're just invisible to you because of it
I like Graham norton most of the time but here he did push a little to far it felt hostile instead of funny. Still, the only watchable talk show, he does a good job
Aren't movies, games, dnd and all nerd shit become "normal" these days? I mean, you can hear dumb c**ts talking about Witcher, dnd sessions, capeshit and all other shit that was mocked back in the days. It's really strange how they tried to make fun of Henry of all people.
No, pretending to be into that stuff is normal
Actually partaking in and enjoying it is just as weird to normalgays as it ever was
Everybody knows how Graham does it, he mocks everyone, yet guests always say they have a good time, Cavill has been there like 3 times (at least the ones I watched) and it's not like they are always laughing at him.
I wish people would stop be shocked by this. Imagine you're an actor and you can't do shit for months while you're stuck in your trailer while filming is underway. You're either a type that does hookers and drugs, or you do something else you do indoors. Video games, miniatures, etc are not that surprising as far as choices go.
Love the video with Cushing was showing off his napoleon era army to news casters and he was, like, on the floor on his hands and knees like a kid, but with a cigarette in his mouth
>40 seconds in
Getter Robo!
GETTER ROBO!
live action daitarn by refn when
It's called banter you fragile homosexuals
the man in the tv is not your friend
>late night TV funny men
Is there a bigger canker on the back of television?
No, especially now that they think they're all political activists.
i'll see your late-night tv funny man and raise you five clucking hens in the morning
This whole thread is:
>I'm afraid people will mock me
Are you guys in highschool or what?
Couldn't give a frick about people's opinion about what I do, I pay my fricking bills, you morons
I used to not care what anybody thought while going hard at work and my hobbies following the "just be yourself" advice but then I woke up in my late 20's still a no gf kissless virgin
So now I care a whole lot what other people think
I still don't care and I have never been a kissless virgin. Any healthy human being who doesn't act moron or is extremely ugly can find a job and a gf without the need or selling his own soul
Yeah well I'm sure that's really nice for you brad
I just laugh along with normies about it. They're the kind of crabs in a bucket who only get satisfaction from bringing other people down to their level because they're aware, on subconscious level at least, that their life is meaningless and unsatisfying.
Yes I'm sure you're very satisfied complaining about "normies" lmao. With your sub $10,000 bank account.
I absolutely am. I wake up in the morning healthy, financially secure and comfy. What more could someone ask for?
I remember people getting mogged for :
>playing videogames
>watching cartoons/anime
>reading manga/comics
>tabletop games
Somehow "playing games" is now less nerdy than the others and now the focus is on those.
>so you have a hobby eh?
>yes
>*hahahahaha*
>and you do it alone?
>yes
>*hahahahahaha*
>and... you like it?
>yes very much so
>*HAHAHAHAHAHA*
What the frick is his problem?
Within reason, I reveal my power level when and where I like.
Nowhere near as bad as Eddie Redmayne's powerlevel reveal on the same show.
B A S E D
now the 3DPD version...
>the females frick up the males' good time
They're just like us, I've had nights out just like that
>bad
You mean based as frick.
you think he still looks at nala stuff to this day?
In secret. He has a wife. Guarantee one of her pet names is 'Kitten' or something cat-related though.
Please don't try and drag Norton through the mud. He's the only halfway decent latenight host that still exists. I don't know or care about his personal life, I just know his show isn't insufferable. Maybe bongs despise him.
>Maybe bongs despise him.
He received some periodism award, I'm sure people like him there
I do like norton but he does this a lot. its probably more of a blame the audience thing though.
>he does this alot
you mean the talk show host jokes with his guests and tries to be entertaining and generally have a good time with none autistic people infront of a live studio audience?
i wonder why he feels the need to do this, what a mystery
jesus anon
>have an e-reader
>can't really remember anybody asking me what I've read for the past decade
I think it confuses the normalgay and they don't know what it is unless they're close enough to see words.
>tfw hobby is collecting anime figures
That must be up there in the “worst things a person can do” category for normalgays.
Not just normalgays but you're right.
>Not just normalgays
Who else would be judgemental? Ganker has regular vidya merch threads, there’s a community on r*ddit, etc. Pretty sure it’s just the overwhelming number of normalgays that would crucify someone for that.
... those vidya merch threads are ironic
don't tell me you also have a video game tattoo
Are we looking at the same threads? The vidya tattoo threads are definitely ironic because they’re so obvious, but anons post their 2B and Pyra/Mythra figures, collector’s editions and shit all the time.
Broaden your horizons and lurk more.
>but anons post their 2B and Pyra/Mythra figures, collector’s editions and shit all the time.
yeah and get laughed at raucously till the thread is pruned or deleted
I doubt it.
>i use what i doubt as a measure of reality
ok
I told the normoids at work I was going to compete in a fighting game tournament because I have to cite a reason for taking leave and the number of wienersucking, condescending comments i've had is astounding. Br*tish normies cannot tolerate anyone enjoying anything in life besides getting drunk at nightclubs and getting drunk on an island in Spain. They with exception deserve the rope.
but id laugh at you for competing in a fighting game tournament, sperg, and then telling people about it as your official reason for taking time off work, holy shit i can smell you from here
Do you care about the opinion of Graham Norton? No? Well, then there you go.
This is something I've tried explaining to you homosexuals before but you never listen. You're born with this intuitive expectation that the world is full of organisms similar to you, but that doesn't mean it is. When your parents' genes come together to make you, it doesn't know what the outside world looks like; your mom's womb doesn't know what other babies are being born. The very definition of a normalgay is someone whose intuition is correct: the world IS full of organisms like you.
Do you care if bacteria like you? Do you care if chickens like you? Do you care if deer like you? Why would you? They're completely different animals. So why do you care if a human being likes you, when they're so different, too? Because they're similar enough to be the same species as you? Why the frick do you care about that? I guarantee if someone like Graham Norton thought you were cool and wanted to hang out with you, you'd just be weirded out, because he's just as weird to you as you are to him, you just don't realize it because the world is full of animals like him so you've become numb to it.
This is one of the three misconceptions people pull from The Ugly Duckling: they think the ugly duckling would've been happy if the ducks liked him, but no, that's wrong. He doesn't care about the opinion of ducks. He wants to be surrounded by swans, and ducks are not swans, so they might as well be pigs or dogs or grass or micro-organisms for all the frick he cares.
>writing all this shit in response to banter in forced normie comedy talk shows
no one is reading this shit lmao
i read it all
I can read more than two lines of text because I’m not a euro like yourself
english was invented in the euros sir, please stand up and scream MCDONALDS to reply to this post
OK GOOGLE, I LOVE MCDONALDS!
Alexa, order 5 bigmacs, 20 piece chicken mcnuggets, 4 large fries, and a large diet coke through Doordash and have it delivered to my home asap.
that'll be 500 dollars plus tip, also i shat in your diet coke as a sign of racial harmony
Who cares, I'd let Henry pump his cum down my throat like a fire hose, snap my neck & hide my body.
I'm starting to realize how boring a lot of women are.
It's just banter mate. Henry is from the UK so he can obviously joke around about this stuff, main difference is he's not autistic and takes it like any normal person would
You turn the other cheek, gay.
Little people are not worth your time.
This is not the lesson you should have drawn from this, OP.
You will never make it.
You can be mocked about anything. What matters is how you handle it.
I can't even handle anons shitting on my threads and posts How would I even cope with irl
Gun
People mocking you online is an unusual situation, that we haven't evolved to deal with. We don't have assumptions about the people replying to us. We don't know what they look like. It could be a total subhuman moutbreather talking to us. A dumb Nerd. Or some bawd. But we don't know that. So we make no assumptions. But it's impossible for us to imagine a person without making assumptions about them. So our brain thinks the anonymous person is at least an average member of the species. At least. Because average people still have flaws, but we can't identify them. So really we have a better than average opinion of anonymous posters.
And this is a lesson many internet tough guys had to learn since the internet. You can't fight other people. You can't defend your honor. We basically live in America, where these mutt dogs calling themselves humans are allowed to besmirch the honor of other men and seriously not expect retaliation. So the only option is to be detached from the people posting here. They shouldn't influence your thinking. You might see posts about men calling all women bad. This might create a certain brain response in you. But you should remind yourself you have no idea what that poster looks like. Imagine if he was an ugly, greasy, unshaven manbaby. You would immideately dismiss anything he has to say about women, because of his looks. But because posting anonymously gives you the benefit of no one making assumptions about you, worthless opinions get tolerated.
>this whole post
what the frick are you smoking, seeing a broken branch in the woods as a hunter is an 'anonymous message' in a sense, we are perfectively evolved to deal with it, the ones who arent are what we call 'autistic morons'
if you assume someone replying to you on Ganker is an 'average person' you are most definitely an autistic moron of epic proportion
>year is 200 BC
>be me, hunter out in the forest
>see broken branch
>mfw some autistic moron left me an anonymous message
I know this whole thread is a huge shitpost but.. how do I handle criticism?
just always remember the person criticizing you is 99% of the time a moron and that works for me
that's my issue, there is no point in arguing with a moron.
I started my own business a few months ago and frankly using social networks fricking sucks.
this is how you turn into dobson
ask to elaborate and work on your shortcomings
>handle, as in, not cry like a b***h everytime someone doesn't rims your butthole
that's solved by growing a fricking pair
consider the cricitism
>is it real criticism
if so, then think about how you could change to avoid this critique in future and what other issues may be related to it
>is it shitpost criticism
do a 'lmao xd'
in other words dont be a woman and just take criticism like any other sentence in the english language
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that scene was better in Manhunter
He has a chance because he has the self-confidence of not caring what others think and not having anything to prove by acting aggressive when someone thinks his hobbies are weird
>mocked
you have literal autism, incel
just keep talking even if the person next to you is clearly not interested
maybe it's a british thing
based Robert. Also had an interesting approach to Bruce Wayne in The Batman. I found it a really interesting movie.
The reason men get mocked for playing video games and watching anime is because western women and our gynocentric misandric western society has destroyed the family and is constantly attacking men and boys. Western society hates that men don't want to partake in this anti-male society and they don't want to marry women and get divorce raped so they belittle men.
>instantly goes to "destroying family" schizo posting
You will literally never create one so why expend all this energy caring about something that will never effect you? You are unfrickable and I can only imagine how quickly you go off the rails with shit like this in a social situation leading to the eternal pussy desert you will exist and die in.
I just got buffy and frick girls with my figures collection on the shelf above the bed, all 30 of my little girls
Oh God oh no I'm banned for 3 days what wil-
If the janny deleted that post I might kiss you.
he got mocked by an old boomer fossil who will never be as cool and attractive as him and Tom Holland (pretty much the only other young person in the room) had his back to boot. I count this as a victory for Henry because this is the equivalent of the old man talking shit about new music because he doesn't understand it.
>So Graham what's it like t be a bottom?
this is basically the perfect post because ALOT of comedians say shit like this to him, because its normal banter again
not having autism is truly a blessing
tillin korkeus 67cm (plus mitä se menee mullan alla)
paljonkohan tää kasvaa vielä tuosta.
>Making fun of others interests when they're clearly passionate about it.
Greatest filter known to man.
Daily reminder that game industry revenue shits on movies, tv, sports, and pretty much everything else on earth except maybe gigga big oil companies.
Games are the most normal pass time that exist and you are also normal human beings that do normal things, no matter how much you want to be special and different because of your gay hobby that you barely even take part in anymore and just cry about (also normal)
It's never been more acceptable to make fun of someone for being a gamer. Like, you're actively propping up a creatively and morally bankrupt institution that doesn't give a shit about you outside of emptying your wallet and actively panders to people who want to destroy your enjoyment. I wouldn't make fun of you, I'd simply be appalled.
>you're actively propping up a creatively and morally bankrupt institution
not only do i pirate everything but this applies to all media
Ironically, the active result of nerd/geek culture going mainstream. There is no winning.
I don't buy those games or live in your schizo world
what powerlevel