Why do I even come here anymore? Y'all gotta be the biggest gathering of Debbie Downers on the planet. What do you even LIKE?
Frick that. Frick you. As a 40 year old gamer this looks amazing and I can't wait to play it. It don't look boring like those "new" games. It actually looks like anything can happen in this game like Mario 3. It looks like a world I can explore and discover things like red dot levels in 'World. I'm getting a Switch for this. Frick your cynicism.
God forbid I write the way I speak. A decade ago you'd call me hipster for saying "y'all." The one thing that never changes is the OTHERING of people on here. What was it before that, tumblr? You called people reddit a few years ago. The othering never stops. "newbies", remember that one? It's the same old story. You all want everyone to speak the same way and to act and to write the same way and to have the same opinions. No wonder Y'ALL love NSMB bland generic design so much. You don't want to be challenged. Frick you, I'm not falling into YOUR mandate. I'll write as I please and continue to be a free thinker unlike you. You made Ganker your entire personality. I just come here every few months when an interesting game releases. You're here day and night.
Like I said I'm in my 40s. I have a fricking life. What pride is there in being a daily driver like you? Moot is gone. Snacks is gone. This place is SUPER racist now. Why the FRICK would I come here every day? Ganker doesn't even drive the Internet culture anymore. Fricking twitter and reddit are pushing memes. We invented Caturday but they turned it into LOLcats. We shoulda seen the writing on the wall then. Ganker is NOT the culture. So while I'm away living a wonderful life you'll be here every day as Genogays take over Ganker being insufferable until the end of time. Frick you and the womb that spawned you.
>What do you even LIKE?
the opposite of popular opinion
Ganker will love or hate literally anything, even troony shit, as long as they are opposite of whatever the popular opinion is
I grew up on platformers. I can't even imagine what Mario game you're talking about right right now. The one with the hat? Pass. I played the original 'New on DS. That gave me 3 vibes for some reason I can't explain it. I did enjoy it, I'm not gonna lie. Tried to get into 3D world on 3DS but it didn't really grab me. I know it got a lot of acclaim tho. I skipped all the rest of the 'New games though. Seemed like more of the same and I got my fill on the DS. I gave the mobile game a shot too but that's because it was free ha ha.
i mean wasn't that literally an open thing though? wasn't there a thing with toads only being allowed to look a certain way after the wii era or something?
>the frick is a mandategay?
It's a group of homosexuals who are eternally buttblasted over the current state of Paper Mario.
So they pretty much make up bullshit and scapegoat Miyamoto, even though it's Tanabe who makes the decisions when it comes to Paper Mario.
It's pretty insane. Miyamoto has had less influence the longer Paper Mario has been around, and yet they'll always find methods to say it's his fault.
I'm not exactly happy about the current state of PM either, but I simply accepted the series won't ever reach the heights of 64 or TTYD (let alone Super) and moved on.
>let alone Super
This implies that you think Super is the superior game and that it should be included with the originals despite being the turning point for the series.
Nintendo has extremely autistic fans. There is nothing they love more than to make up "rules", "mandates", and see "Patterns" everywhere even when there is none.
Mario is too anime in this. It's the proper type of anime for a mario game, just too much of it. Makes him look off in some animations.
They also replaces martinet.
Also way too many set pieces. I know they impress normies and tasteless because of tropical freeze being overrated, but they're almost always shallow and usually don't actually add anything to the gameplay.
People spouting shit
He’s get older and they’ve pitch shifted his clips before too
Look at how pitch he sounds in MK8 compared to some of the earlier titles
>marvel quips
Show me a Marvel quip it says. It literally just says shit like "Hiiii" "Heyy!!!!"
It's for the tutorial, considering we only see them in the flower Kingdom footage
bing bing wahoo bros… we are up
its forced soul
>it's for-ACK!
It's okay Sonicgay (Yes, I KNOW) I'm sure your game will be DECENT at best kek
BASED
start enjoying things fricking homosexuals. this is why you don't have friends
What is this forced soul meme you have been shilling?
Why do I even come here anymore? Y'all gotta be the biggest gathering of Debbie Downers on the planet. What do you even LIKE?
Frick that. Frick you. As a 40 year old gamer this looks amazing and I can't wait to play it. It don't look boring like those "new" games. It actually looks like anything can happen in this game like Mario 3. It looks like a world I can explore and discover things like red dot levels in 'World. I'm getting a Switch for this. Frick your cynicism.
>Y'all
I'm automatically on
side after that.
Cutting your nose to spite your face always works out well.
Not him but I'm from the South so y'all go frick yourself, y'hear?
They're mad cause they don't know how to have fun like us
>Why do I even come here anymore?
>Y'all
You haven't been coming here for long enough for your opinion to be worth anything. Ask me how I know.
>u newer den me cuz i silly
This meme is older than you and I really wish it would stop.
God forbid I write the way I speak. A decade ago you'd call me hipster for saying "y'all." The one thing that never changes is the OTHERING of people on here. What was it before that, tumblr? You called people reddit a few years ago. The othering never stops. "newbies", remember that one? It's the same old story. You all want everyone to speak the same way and to act and to write the same way and to have the same opinions. No wonder Y'ALL love NSMB bland generic design so much. You don't want to be challenged. Frick you, I'm not falling into YOUR mandate. I'll write as I please and continue to be a free thinker unlike you. You made Ganker your entire personality. I just come here every few months when an interesting game releases. You're here day and night.
Like I said I'm in my 40s. I have a fricking life. What pride is there in being a daily driver like you? Moot is gone. Snacks is gone. This place is SUPER racist now. Why the FRICK would I come here every day? Ganker doesn't even drive the Internet culture anymore. Fricking twitter and reddit are pushing memes. We invented Caturday but they turned it into LOLcats. We shoulda seen the writing on the wall then. Ganker is NOT the culture. So while I'm away living a wonderful life you'll be here every day as Genogays take over Ganker being insufferable until the end of time. Frick you and the womb that spawned you.
My guy I'm not that anon and I agree with you but you sound absolutely ass blasted rn.
I'm not. Knowing he comes here every day and is going to have to deal with Genogays has me feeling pretty damn good.
>What do you even LIKE?
the opposite of popular opinion
Ganker will love or hate literally anything, even troony shit, as long as they are opposite of whatever the popular opinion is
reddit is two blocks down, manchild
reddit is dead moron
Why did you wait this long to get a switch when the mario game from 6 years ago had all those things too?
I grew up on platformers. I can't even imagine what Mario game you're talking about right right now. The one with the hat? Pass. I played the original 'New on DS. That gave me 3 vibes for some reason I can't explain it. I did enjoy it, I'm not gonna lie. Tried to get into 3D world on 3DS but it didn't really grab me. I know it got a lot of acclaim tho. I skipped all the rest of the 'New games though. Seemed like more of the same and I got my fill on the DS. I gave the mobile game a shot too but that's because it was free ha ha.
it's a forced meme
FORCED SOVL
SOVL SLOP
KINO WINO
KVETCH WETCH
NEW BUZZWORDS PLEASE!
>safe horny
>forced soul
what the frick is next
the OG was "fun is a buzzword"
Why do thirdies love speaking in a language they don't understand?
I see Gankerreddit is still chasing the high of getting a "fun is a buzzword" again
Fun is a buzzword though.
Buzzword is a buzzword
True.
I'll take that over forced soulless any day
A forced meme is still a meme.
A forced smile is still a smile.
Whatever you are calling "forced soul" is still soul.
yes
unironically forced soul
the 3/4 perspective looks weird, there's less suspension of disbelief for it than a sprite
New bad
new good
I never noticed how gay the pose on the left is.
not even a tendie but they did a good job here, glad they’re laying the new artstyle to rest.
i fricking hate the bouncing hat though, stop this shit
Mario has been killing it in the SOUL department lately
Mandate gays utterly destroyed
the frick is a mandategay?
there are dudes in favor of nintendo's mario mandates?
I think it's about gays that keep insisting there's a mandate to begin with instead of just blaming Tanabe for being a massive frickup.
i mean wasn't that literally an open thing though? wasn't there a thing with toads only being allowed to look a certain way after the wii era or something?
Only for sticker star were they requested to only use characters from World
Everything else was free game before and after
>the frick is a mandategay?
It's a group of homosexuals who are eternally buttblasted over the current state of Paper Mario.
So they pretty much make up bullshit and scapegoat Miyamoto, even though it's Tanabe who makes the decisions when it comes to Paper Mario.
ah, I see
I do gotta admit though, I've been pretty buttblasted over the state of PM since Sticker Star.
It's pretty insane. Miyamoto has had less influence the longer Paper Mario has been around, and yet they'll always find methods to say it's his fault.
I'm not exactly happy about the current state of PM either, but I simply accepted the series won't ever reach the heights of 64 or TTYD (let alone Super) and moved on.
>let alone Super
This implies that you think Super is the superior game and that it should be included with the originals despite being the turning point for the series.
Nintendo has extremely autistic fans. There is nothing they love more than to make up "rules", "mandates", and see "Patterns" everywhere even when there is none.
it's someone who believes the mandates are real.
Pretty sure the remake is souless. I mean just look at that shit lmao ugly af.
your ugly stfu looks awesome you have shit taste gaming opinions
>Squish official Mario model vertically by 25%
>SOUL
Is this really all it takes to impress you homosexuals?
It's not 100% where I want it to be, but Wonder looks 100x better than any of the NSMB games. Blue ocean mandate Nintendo is slowly but finally dying
it is good, now stfu and stop making these bait threads
the logo colors are the only problem with wonder
Mario is too anime in this. It's the proper type of anime for a mario game, just too much of it. Makes him look off in some animations.
They also replaces martinet.
Also way too many set pieces. I know they impress normies and tasteless because of tropical freeze being overrated, but they're almost always shallow and usually don't actually add anything to the gameplay.
>They also replaces martinet.
Did they?
No it's a dumb rumor
Yes the new guy apes him but can't nail the voice 100% and its obvious
People spouting shit
He’s get older and they’ve pitch shifted his clips before too
Look at how pitch he sounds in MK8 compared to some of the earlier titles
Everything looks good except for the weird, "Nice"/"Excellent" words that pop out of enemies.
I'm looking forward to the time I can get a certificate posted to my door every time I collect a coin.
>Everything looks good except for the weird, "Nice"/"Excellent" words that pop out of enemies.
they got rid of the scores and had to replace them
oh yeah, didn't even notice
GOOD
GREAT
AWESOME
OUTSTANDING
AMAZING
>mfw a bunch of dudes are getting curbstomped by a gang of angry guidos but they missed my house and kept going
>mfw I voted for the Democrat and Mario comes knocking
I like the words
Can't believe you guys aren't complaining about the marvel quips flower that's going to be spamming inane shit constantly in every level.
Hope you can mute him or a mod will come out to make him stop talking.
If there isnt a mute for them ill complain
>marvel quips
Show me a Marvel quip it says. It literally just says shit like "Hiiii" "Heyy!!!!"
It's for the tutorial, considering we only see them in the flower Kingdom footage
>only see them in the flower Kingdom
They're also in that rolling stage where they say "roll roll roll"
might be part of the flower kingdom, we dunno how big that one is
OH MY
OH MY
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Mario 8 is finally here
BABY LET ME LUV U GUUUUuUUURRrrRL
Why did Elephant Mario attack the sleeping Goombah? before it was that mario was killing in self defence
>forced soul
I cannot keep up with all these new empty buzz terms
If you can't see why right is a marked improvement over the left, you're beyond help.
Forced soul is a forced meme
It only gets spammed because morons keep giving it (You)s every thread
Mario if he big
Press S to spit on Perfect Mario's desecrated corpse
WONDER IS A LOT BETTER