Yes they are in process of removing the word slavery from setting. Female and gay bretonian knights, basketball americans on every cover etc. Their full woketardism is nearly complete
that's been retconned, they're some sort of soul syndicalists now? and they only torture bad people forever. like hitler and the chick who wrote harry potter
>Catachan female soldiers kicking ass
So a catachan soilder. So far this sounds pretty standard. Is she gay or a troony? Does she rape a non-catachan? Is she a pedophile? What makes this book woke?
The real problem with this book(because sweaty gruff muscle girls are never a problem) will be that despite having absolutely fricking nothing to do with the metaplot, it will take every opportunity to shoehorn in references to that because it's absolutely vital that nobody be allowed to forget 40K is now a Primarch soap opera.
I don't even know where to start to laugh at you.
Imagine being so low IQ you try to find some culture war BS in fricking BL trash.
It's sad really. I would tell you to open some novel with literary merit for once but I am convinced you probably cannot read and were gonna listen to the audio"book" version.
i kind of always assumed every able bodied adult on a death world is either a hardy survivor or too indispensable to let die, so all fem groups of catachans doesn't phase me one bit. the only ones that are bothered by it are the only ones that read the lore where it says "yes, ALL adults" and just erase that bit where fems are those in their brains
Thing is there is scope for some interesting gender dynamics in a society like Catachans. Like, I can see how you might get a split where there's a disproportionate number of male officers & NCOs and female troopers in the PDF, and the reverse in their Guard foundings - the high mortality rate on a Deathworld is going to need a high birth rate to compensate, so the idea of prime young women going offworld to fight does seem a bit daft, but at the same time all Catachans are genetic(by natural selection rather than engineering) freaks that kick ass regardless of gender, so you could end up with a situation where younger women tend to serve in the PDF at home while they pop out a few sprogs and a smaller number of more mature women with that PDF experience end up serving as NCOs and junior officers in disproportionately(but not exclusively) male Guard foundings, and then among those lucky few regiments that get to retire back home the disproportionately male survivors would serve the PDF as officers and NCOs to pass on their experience.
But you can't have fun little cultural quirks like that or the Firstborn these days without it being eliminated for Wrongthink or highjacked by coomtards.
Female Catachans are probably generally left at home, but about as capable as the men because if they weren't they'd fricking die., so I could see situations where the imperium goes "Oh shit we need more Guard, fricking now" and grabs some of them as well.
>the high mortality rate on a Deathworld is going to need a high birth rate to compensate
You're not supposed to think about numbers or logistics or any sort of realism for a place like Catachan. Every single plant, animal, bug, rock, or pile of mud will kill you in some comically over the top way, the planet produces nothing, it's impossible to settle or develop, and there are somehow enough catachans to be a galaxy wide famous regiment on this planet that basically can't support human life.
Catachan vets are just that good they have it down to practically a joke. They have such a moronicly deadly planet, and can still produce enough people to make multiple regiments. They have str 4 in tabletop, which is space marine level, and produce enough kids that even their own constant combat and death world can't keep them down.
>You're not supposed to think about numbers or logistics or any sort of realism for Warhammer
Fixed that for you. GW can't into numbers and attempting to think of the logistics for anything is a fools errand. They also don't care, because it's a setting where big numbers are cool and they want to have the biggest numbers.
>You're not supposed to think about numbers or logistics or any sort of realism for Warhammer
Fixed that for you. GW can't into numbers and attempting to think of the logistics for anything is a fools errand. They also don't care, because it's a setting where big numbers are cool and they want to have the biggest numbers.
*Games Workshop* don't have to think about this stuff, and neither do you if you don't want to, but this idea that's come into the fandom in the last decade or so(coincidentally right alongside the tide of zoomergays and "lore" consoomers...) that you *shouldn't* think about this stuff if you want to is cancer. Half the fun of fandom is thinking about this kind of shit, is taking the barebones outlines provided and fleshing them out into something more coherent or just more interesting to you.
If you want to just Buy Product And Get Excited For Next Product that's up to you, some of us like being more creative.
I'd complain if this was almost any other world, but it's fricking Catachan,weak women have died off, they've been naturally selected over thousands of years to become what they are.
I fricking hate this shit, women fighting in stories goes back to fricking ancient greece, sure it's rare and it's being pushed way too fricking hard now.
But this is fricking Catachan.
Feels like any female character that fights gets met with morons screeching woke, while the actual bad ones are let blend in because of morons like OP going full boy who cried wolf over it and giving other morons the excuse that "Anyone who doesn't like any female character is just one of these morons."
Mostly by burying it or using it as a scent trap. Sometimes by sending a menstruating woman off with women as guards so they don't draw predators and scavengers to the main group, then they meet up again. Keep in mind that between no menstruation when you're starving, no menstruation when you're exerting yourself often, no menstruation when you're pregnant, and no/light menstruation when you're breastfeeding, the current state of having regular monthly periods for years at a time is extremely bizarre and not how humans evolved. Catachan women probably only bleed when they have the luxury to do it, such as when they're among a big and strong enough group that their stress levels drop below peak.
when I see a picture like this, I like to think of how big and thick and hairy their bushes must be. They probably look like they're wearing black granny panties even when they're completely naked. It would be more impractical to shave. They probably have nice hairy pits, ass cracks, some nice dark peach fuzz in a few places; good forearm hairs too. Uma Deliciosa
How can something so anti aesthetic get released as the cover of a book, (presumably to sell the book)
Who does this appeal to?
Literal decades of Catachan Jungle fighter art that look like Renaissance paintings next to this shit.
It's not just that I find this difficult to jerk off to, it's that it has nothing to recommend it at all.
There is also a long established precedent that Jungle Fighter grils wear tight fitting croptops, accentuating their boobies, massive fricking tiddies, super stuffed up milkies, honker wonker doinky boinkies while also displaying their cute toned tummies.
How would a woman survive in the jungle without ample mana supplies?
Think !
>There is also a long established precedent that Jungle Fighter grils wear tight fitting croptops, accentuating their boobies, massive fricking tiddies, super stuffed up milkies, honker wonker doinky boinkies while also displaying their cute toned tummies.
English speaking countries and women are mentally fricked into exalting ugliness and loathing beauty.
But making attractive women is problematic anon. They want to appeal to the >modern audience
Because they’re definitely the ones buying black library books
ok genius. You have to present at least three (3) characters, which are jungle fighters in a bug hunt, on the cover of that next BL book. How do you do it? My guess is that you would go for a similar composition to that of the other books whose subject was jungle fighters doing things in the jungle.
tldr : you don't know shit about composition and format constraints, and you are a moron to boot
>I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fricking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to frick me up. I mean I want you to make me your b***h. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
Probably the right thread to ask: I'm sending my players to a jungle next session and trying to come up with neat thematic traps and encounters. Anyone got a good quick read on anything I can do besides punji pits and tunnels galore?
Thanks mate, completely forgot quicksand was a thing.
>The swinging mace operated in a very similar way to the bamboo whip, but rather than be attached to a stick, the spikes were on a 24-inch clay, wooden or metal ball, which was triggered by another tripwire. Typically, the ball weighed upwards of 40 pounds.
This was one of the more brutal tactics utilized by the Viet Cong, as when the hidden ball was triggered, it would use the force of gravity to swing down from a tree and inflict terrible wounds to a soldier’s upper body – in particular, their head and upper torso.
Venomous reptiles, or just big ones in swampy areas.
Big cats.
Exploding trees.
Aggressive ant swarms who do not tolerate any violation of the NAP.
Flash flooding and mudslides due to torrential rain.
Shithead primates stealing shit, throwing poop, and screaming autistically when you're in their turf.
H*ppos.
Women have to live there too, ya know. Like, the men don't just sprout from the ground. I mean, sometimes they do, but not like that. Permanent structures can't really be built there. They're a nomadic people.
I thought so too, but the skull is stylised in a more angular way than the Tanith skull (which is the standard gw skull)
It would make perfect sense if these were actually Tanith(Vervunhivers) seconded to the Catachans as they look more like hive scummers and not Catachan babes
My guess is that knife designs are common to the Rambo's and the Celts, probably the Guard entire
Ok, I just want establish from the start.
Is this a political thread complaining about wokeness, or is this a thinly disguised excuse to post muscle girls?
You're only getting the latter, but I just want to know if you're actually into this or not.
>you will not be mis-ACK
GW is speedrunning Star Wars 2.0 aren't they?
Yes they are in process of removing the word slavery from setting. Female and gay bretonian knights, basketball americans on every cover etc. Their full woketardism is nearly complete
if they try to remove slavery, why did they add an army recently that enslaves people and beasts?
that's been retconned, they're some sort of soul syndicalists now? and they only torture bad people forever. like hitler and the chick who wrote harry potter
Let's keep in mind that these are the same bastards that took away skavenslaves as a matter of principle.
>Catachan female soldiers kicking ass
So a catachan soilder. So far this sounds pretty standard. Is she gay or a troony? Does she rape a non-catachan? Is she a pedophile? What makes this book woke?
Catachan has always had females in their units anon, unlike your bedroom which has never seen one.
>Tall, muscular warrior woman from a "hunt or be hunted" background killing things.
Agreed.
>Tfw capcha quads
It's all so tiresome bros
I haven't read anything that's been published after 1999
>left
DEATH BY SNU-SNU
>buff soldiers fighting Tyranids in jungles
>new Catachan lore
The real problem with this book(because sweaty gruff muscle girls are never a problem) will be that despite having absolutely fricking nothing to do with the metaplot, it will take every opportunity to shoehorn in references to that because it's absolutely vital that nobody be allowed to forget 40K is now a Primarch soap opera.
WHERE'S THE CATA-CHAN ART.
I like tomboys but goddamn are tomboygays just the biggest homosexuals in existence. It's like dorfgays but somehow gayer.
I don't even know where to start to laugh at you.
Imagine being so low IQ you try to find some culture war BS in fricking BL trash.
It's sad really. I would tell you to open some novel with literary merit for once but I am convinced you probably cannot read and were gonna listen to the audio"book" version.
i kind of always assumed every able bodied adult on a death world is either a hardy survivor or too indispensable to let die, so all fem groups of catachans doesn't phase me one bit. the only ones that are bothered by it are the only ones that read the lore where it says "yes, ALL adults" and just erase that bit where fems are those in their brains
Thing is there is scope for some interesting gender dynamics in a society like Catachans. Like, I can see how you might get a split where there's a disproportionate number of male officers & NCOs and female troopers in the PDF, and the reverse in their Guard foundings - the high mortality rate on a Deathworld is going to need a high birth rate to compensate, so the idea of prime young women going offworld to fight does seem a bit daft, but at the same time all Catachans are genetic(by natural selection rather than engineering) freaks that kick ass regardless of gender, so you could end up with a situation where younger women tend to serve in the PDF at home while they pop out a few sprogs and a smaller number of more mature women with that PDF experience end up serving as NCOs and junior officers in disproportionately(but not exclusively) male Guard foundings, and then among those lucky few regiments that get to retire back home the disproportionately male survivors would serve the PDF as officers and NCOs to pass on their experience.
But you can't have fun little cultural quirks like that or the Firstborn these days without it being eliminated for Wrongthink or highjacked by coomtards.
The Vostroyan Firstborn that is, I keep forgetting GW reuse terms all the time.
Female Catachans are probably generally left at home, but about as capable as the men because if they weren't they'd fricking die., so I could see situations where the imperium goes "Oh shit we need more Guard, fricking now" and grabs some of them as well.
>the high mortality rate on a Deathworld is going to need a high birth rate to compensate
You're not supposed to think about numbers or logistics or any sort of realism for a place like Catachan. Every single plant, animal, bug, rock, or pile of mud will kill you in some comically over the top way, the planet produces nothing, it's impossible to settle or develop, and there are somehow enough catachans to be a galaxy wide famous regiment on this planet that basically can't support human life.
Catachan vets are just that good they have it down to practically a joke. They have such a moronicly deadly planet, and can still produce enough people to make multiple regiments. They have str 4 in tabletop, which is space marine level, and produce enough kids that even their own constant combat and death world can't keep them down.
>You're not supposed to think about numbers or logistics or any sort of realism for Warhammer
Fixed that for you. GW can't into numbers and attempting to think of the logistics for anything is a fools errand. They also don't care, because it's a setting where big numbers are cool and they want to have the biggest numbers.
*Games Workshop* don't have to think about this stuff, and neither do you if you don't want to, but this idea that's come into the fandom in the last decade or so(coincidentally right alongside the tide of zoomergays and "lore" consoomers...) that you *shouldn't* think about this stuff if you want to is cancer. Half the fun of fandom is thinking about this kind of shit, is taking the barebones outlines provided and fleshing them out into something more coherent or just more interesting to you.
If you want to just Buy Product And Get Excited For Next Product that's up to you, some of us like being more creative.
This anon gets it. Having women in the regiments can fit and make sense. It doesn't have to be the shit this novel will most likely be.
I just want Axlotl Tanks to be canon in 40k.
We must RTVRN to Space Marines eating shit and smelling each other's farts, yes.
>moronic zoomer buck broken by culture wars and pol memes doesn't know that Catachan are a mix of Vietnam movies + Predator + Vazquez from Aliens
How the hell could you forget Rambo?
It's technically a Vietnam movie, IMO
Fair enough, but I think it had enough influence on the Catachans to deserve a special mention.
I’m eleven days into my month of no fap, I must remain strong and not think about brown and toned military tomboys. I will achieve spiritual victory.
No. You will not.
Too bad temptress, I’ve made it through the night without succumbing. Only 17 more days left.
I wish you the best of luck, anon
You cannot escape inevitability.
It's fine to look as long as you don't touch.
I tried not fapping for a while I just ended up having sex with my wife more, a win imo
>moronic zoomer doesn't realize all those things are post culture war creations
I'd complain if this was almost any other world, but it's fricking Catachan,weak women have died off, they've been naturally selected over thousands of years to become what they are.
Catachan is fricking insane.
I fricking hate this shit, women fighting in stories goes back to fricking ancient greece, sure it's rare and it's being pushed way too fricking hard now.
But this is fricking Catachan.
Feels like any female character that fights gets met with morons screeching woke, while the actual bad ones are let blend in because of morons like OP going full boy who cried wolf over it and giving other morons the excuse that "Anyone who doesn't like any female character is just one of these morons."
>while the actual bad ones
This is Black Library novel, 90% of their stuff is wordic diarrhea
I don't mean bad in terms of writing, I mean in if the "strong female" shit makes sense. Catachan is fricking fine they've evolved to be like that.
Meanwhile you have last of us 2 where a girl is somehow a fricking steroid using body builder after a zombie apocalypse.
>where a girl is somehow a fricking steroid using body builder after a zombie apocalypse.
Just lift weights, bro.
Thank Larry Fink, Blackrock
How do you deal with menstruation in the jungle?
underrated
Same way tribes deal with it in real life I'd assume, I don't fricking know, but they manage it somehow.
Mostly by burying it or using it as a scent trap. Sometimes by sending a menstruating woman off with women as guards so they don't draw predators and scavengers to the main group, then they meet up again. Keep in mind that between no menstruation when you're starving, no menstruation when you're exerting yourself often, no menstruation when you're pregnant, and no/light menstruation when you're breastfeeding, the current state of having regular monthly periods for years at a time is extremely bizarre and not how humans evolved. Catachan women probably only bleed when they have the luxury to do it, such as when they're among a big and strong enough group that their stress levels drop below peak.
when I see a picture like this, I like to think of how big and thick and hairy their bushes must be. They probably look like they're wearing black granny panties even when they're completely naked. It would be more impractical to shave. They probably have nice hairy pits, ass cracks, some nice dark peach fuzz in a few places; good forearm hairs too. Uma Deliciosa
It's rare to find a man of profound taste on /tg/, but it's always a pleasure.
Thank the emperor for the Catachan reinforcements. Their smell will boost morale better than any commissar would.
This cover art is ugly as sin, also I don't read BL written after 2015 because I like my 40k slop woke-free.
GW is really allergic to attractive women aren't they. Scratch that, even mediocre ones. Theirs always look lile trannies.
I will never read a book written by a woman.
You already have.
I will never read a book
Does anyone have this pdf? I would read some catachan tomboy slop
It hasn't been released yet
>/tg/ gets mad at slop that isnt even released yet
Enjoy your stay
Not him, when will it be released? The Warhammer Community site doesn't have the coming soon page anymore.
>https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1804073091
>This title will be released on April 23, 2024.
>catachan women are jacked freaks
>>new lore
Tourist Black person
I want the blonde one to rape me.
I guarantee there will be lesbians. No point not going all the way. They’ll probably describe the nids as very phallic too.
The xenomorph-inspired bugs? Phallic? No way!
>Nids
>being phallic
You mean they RTVRN to the OG designs?
How can something so anti aesthetic get released as the cover of a book, (presumably to sell the book)
Who does this appeal to?
Literal decades of Catachan Jungle fighter art that look like Renaissance paintings next to this shit.
It's not just that I find this difficult to jerk off to, it's that it has nothing to recommend it at all.
There is also a long established precedent that Jungle Fighter grils wear tight fitting croptops, accentuating their boobies, massive fricking tiddies, super stuffed up milkies, honker wonker doinky boinkies while also displaying their cute toned tummies.
How would a woman survive in the jungle without ample mana supplies?
Think !
They look like perfectly fine butch lesbians, I feel. GW is really throwing its weight behind expanding its player/consumer base here.
>There is also a long established precedent that Jungle Fighter grils wear tight fitting croptops, accentuating their boobies, massive fricking tiddies, super stuffed up milkies, honker wonker doinky boinkies while also displaying their cute toned tummies.
English speaking countries and women are mentally fricked into exalting ugliness and loathing beauty.
But making attractive women is problematic anon. They want to appeal to the
>modern audience
Because they’re definitely the ones buying black library books
Hold on that's rape. He's not enthusiastically consenting. The guard has to have rules against that in the imperial infantryman's uplifting primer.
>A cheap female imitation of older better artwork
Every time, every single IP, every single medium
ok genius. You have to present at least three (3) characters, which are jungle fighters in a bug hunt, on the cover of that next BL book. How do you do it? My guess is that you would go for a similar composition to that of the other books whose subject was jungle fighters doing things in the jungle.
tldr : you don't know shit about composition and format constraints, and you are a moron to boot
It's crazy. The male Catachan actually has a shirt on and the b***h in the front wears armour. They aren't real Catachans.
Is the one on the right a woman? Why do they demand to have strong womyns but their idea of strong womyns are just chicks that look and act like men?
Catachan fanart has been a thing on /tg/ since 2008, you sad newhomosexual, now lurk another 16 years.
The guy on the right is quite literally a man though. You can tell by him having longer hair.
>girl does thing
>insecure incel : WAAAH, WAAAH, GIRLZ CAN'T DO THAT IT'S NOT FAIR, WAAH WAAH
every tiem
>I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fricking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to frick me up. I mean I want you to make me your b***h. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
>killed by a Tyranid lurker while tribbing in the jungle
Many such cases
>Noooo you can’t post cheesecake you need to partake in my culture war
>cutting 90 % of "problematic content"
Wait so no genestealer rape scene?
No more Space Marine foot fetishism.
Probably the right thread to ask: I'm sending my players to a jungle next session and trying to come up with neat thematic traps and encounters. Anyone got a good quick read on anything I can do besides punji pits and tunnels galore?
>Quicksand
>Venomous plants
>Grapple weed
Have a look at some death world kill zones. They were made for kill team and will have more ideas.
Thanks mate, completely forgot quicksand was a thing.
>The swinging mace operated in a very similar way to the bamboo whip, but rather than be attached to a stick, the spikes were on a 24-inch clay, wooden or metal ball, which was triggered by another tripwire. Typically, the ball weighed upwards of 40 pounds.
This was one of the more brutal tactics utilized by the Viet Cong, as when the hidden ball was triggered, it would use the force of gravity to swing down from a tree and inflict terrible wounds to a soldier’s upper body – in particular, their head and upper torso.
Venomous reptiles, or just big ones in swampy areas.
Big cats.
Exploding trees.
Aggressive ant swarms who do not tolerate any violation of the NAP.
Flash flooding and mudslides due to torrential rain.
Shithead primates stealing shit, throwing poop, and screaming autistically when you're in their turf.
H*ppos.
Women have to live there too, ya know. Like, the men don't just sprout from the ground. I mean, sometimes they do, but not like that. Permanent structures can't really be built there. They're a nomadic people.
Da Boyz do sprout from the ground
>janny casually deleting half the thread
And he's doing it for free!
Why do they have the Tanith Regiment sign on their should ERS?
I thought so too, but the skull is stylised in a more angular way than the Tanith skull (which is the standard gw skull)
It would make perfect sense if these were actually Tanith(Vervunhivers) seconded to the Catachans as they look more like hive scummers and not Catachan babes
My guess is that knife designs are common to the Rambo's and the Celts, probably the Guard entire
I will read this because I want to see if the "Not" native American character is a cheesy stereotype.