New Elder Scrolls mobile game just dropped.

New Elder Scrolls mobile game just dropped.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bethsoft.stronghold&hl=en_US&gl=US

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Bethesda mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      means they want you to bleach the browns

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like they're in love.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd didn't give Redguard women a Personality bonus for nothing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      money
      every franchise is trying to push a mobile game now, even Eve Online has a mobile 4x strategy game coming out soon.
      makes sense when you consider that Genchink Shitpact has 4x the playerbase of WoW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Colonization

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Fallout Shelter but medieval fantasy?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this seriously a clone of fallout shelter? who the frick makes a reskin of a mobile game they already made?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to be.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, Bethesda the famous developer of Oblivion with guns never made any reskin ever

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn you, todd. Give us TESVI already. Nobody cares about this mobile and starfield shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TES6 isn't coming until 2025 or 2026, so shut it and eat your damn food.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phil Spencer himself said 2028 at the earliest.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the king an anthro wolf? Doesn't look like a khajiit.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing a few ads for a terrible-looking copy of Fallout Shelter in a medieval setting with art that looked kind of like Family Guy.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normalgays who played through Skyrim casually and recognize brand name in the app store.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where else I am going to put my 400 Khajiit wives?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout shelter was a massive hit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chinese, they fricking love Fallout Shelter. It even got a chinese-exclusive sequel a few years ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout shelter did well and mainly in china anon.
      Now we getting Dres Slavery Simulator

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the inevitable sequel be exclusive in Asia only?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I kill all mer shits?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Android
    Yawn!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 most recent bethesda games are F76, Starfield, and THIS
    t-they were all shit because all the good developers are working on TESVI, right....?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the plan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2025 we're going to Hammerfell

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mobile game

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you go from THIS, to that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is
      >we want the non-gamer audience
      as always.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this pretty much confirms that TESVI will have castle building/management mechanics right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, just like how ESO confirmed TES VI will be a MMO, Legends confirmed It will have an extremely deep card game system and Blades confirmed It will be completely forgotten in a couple of weeks.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think TES dragons are supposed to lay eggs like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do not, no. nor are there female dragons.
      (there are in OOC texts of Kirkbridian nature in which they are referred to as Jills and are much much much much much bigger than the dragons people are used to. they do not mate, and spend their time mending dragon breaks so it doesn't give Akatosh a headache)

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just stuck the Elder Scrolls name on a random game didn't they?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised they shadow dropped a TES themed game like this since it's their most important franchise but that's cool. I have wanted similar games to Fallout Shelter but there's only Assassin's Creed Rebellion which is boring.
    I enjoy making thematic vaults and watch them evolving over several months without spending a dime. My first one was Vault 69 and it was just one guy with only chicks although later on I kept some of the sons who resembled him the most and made them soldiers who would go on quests while the rest of the women stayed inside working.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty weird to consider that at one point, only one region of the entire Elder Scrolls world was supposed to be generic medieval european in terms of aesthetics

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mobile game

    Remember when Blades was coming out and some people were actually excited for me?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For you?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know Argonians could come in purple. I thought it was just green, brown, black, and blue, and orange.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet more confirmation that argonians lay eggs
    Hinesbros...our headcanon....

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