New Game N.2 from Paradox

2 days, what is it going to be? Civ clone already announced, sot unlikely to be that

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone give a frick what a studio who hasn't done anything worth playing since 2012 is doing?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's hoping for a fantasy map painter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope gnolls are in. Gnolls are never in games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they make a fantasy map painter I'd expect them to go the Stellaris route and let you make your own race.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          PLEASE PLEASE BE THIS. I love the concept of stellaris but I fricking hate scifi

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          PLEASE PLEASE BE THIS. I love the concept of stellaris but I fricking hate scifi

          Age of Wonders 4 is already kind of like this but as a small-scale 4X game instead of a huge GS/4X hybrid. Not sure if they want to compete against their own games considering AoW4 is also published by Paradox.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like age of wonders 4 but it’s not customizable enough, not nearly customizable enough. I want stellaris level customization, I want to actually create governments and societies, I need more then
            >these are elves but bad and industrious
            >these are elves but good and barbaric

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I personally hate how the different races in AoW4 are just models, there are no inherent traits tied to them, makes it all feel very bland and soulless

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >select your portrait!
          >Aboriginals wearing Bedouin wraps and Japanese silks
          >Beautiful orcs that are mostly women
          >Dysgenic elves with dyed hair
          >Dwarfs... not included because rigging their models is too hard
          >Frick ugly furry race
          >uwu fox race ported directly from Stellaris with his stupid triangle Digimon face

          You don't get to co-opt anime troontard

          I prefer the joke that the flag is just the US' flag.

          Playing in a cliched stereotyped fantasy setting in a gsg would actually be pretty fun.

          Paradox can't do that.
          Their Stellaris is to the generic Sci-Fi setting that Kingdome Come is to generic fantasy.
          They'd make a world where provinces have 3 values, red, green and blue, and a lot of provinces would have the values zero zero zero because lol, did you expect the desert tile to have strategic value in a video game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same here senpai

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our time has come, Anbennarbros.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for a proper VN with map painting mini-game.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Millennium already memory holed?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing to talk about before the next dev diary comes out, should be coming every 2 weeks or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, this is a SECOND new game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        so they are doing
        >the sims
        >civ
        >cities skylines 2
        + another big project
        this better be EU5, EU series always followed 2-3 years after CK release

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not EU5. Shut the frick up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stellaris
          >hoi4
          >some rome game
          >ck3
          >vic3
          >just ignore those after 8 years of failures the new EU will be good
          EU5 hopers are delusional goyslop morons

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > font looks like shit
    not PDS, get the frick outta here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Paradox
      to trash it goes

      probably published by paradox, not developed by them like millenia

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paradox
    to trash it goes

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok what do we know about it? Trees and what is probably a horizon line of an ocean behind the fog.

    EU5 maybe? Eventually another surviving game on a deserted island or a colony.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More slop

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PDX Spore Clone

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's say they license out an existing fantasy universe in which to do a GSG. Would you think this is a good idea? Which setting would you prefer, if this was the case?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it's something with a bit of orginality and not just more copypasted Tolkien/D&D/Warhammer slop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this order, warhammer fantasy, elder scrolls, middle earth, everything else after these three is shit.

        I think warhammer fantasy is the most compatible with a GSG but I’ve been playing a lot of total war warhammer, so I’d honestly rather a good elder scrolls strategy game, even if Warhammer is probably the best and most sensible choice

        The duality of man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In this order, warhammer fantasy, elder scrolls, middle earth, everything else after these three is shit.

      I think warhammer fantasy is the most compatible with a GSG but I’ve been playing a lot of total war warhammer, so I’d honestly rather a good elder scrolls strategy game, even if Warhammer is probably the best and most sensible choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glorantha. Let's saturate the market with GSGs (Glorantha Strategy Games).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wheel of Time would be interesting, not sure how well it would translate into a strategy game though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few that I think would be a good idea but if it is this it will be ASOIAF. It fits Paradox perfectly.
      >mods have already done it really well
      >5 - 10 years after all interest in GoT has gone

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't paradox have use of Conan through funcom? A chudly Hyborian 4x strategy with custom race designer would excite me but will probably never happen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer if they do a kitchen sink from their own fantasy IPs(Tyranny, Age of Wonders, Magicka etc.) ala Heroes of the Storm.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Magicka
        >a faction of powerful wizards that are more likely to blow up eachother than the enemy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing in a cliched stereotyped fantasy setting in a gsg would actually be pretty fun.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if it's just called new game and it's literally just a cookie clicker
    you just press buttons to make several types of colored mana bars go up
    DLC adds new types of mana

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean CK3?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they add anime e-girls

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dropped this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they add anime e-girls

        troony.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't get to co-opt anime troontard

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    21h to go

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell.
    It was a week since Paradox shilled for their "NEW" greatest-ever game. And it turned out to be a civ clone with no real ideas that will be DoA.
    Now they're announcing YET ANOTHER GREATEST NEW BESTES GAME tomorrow, shilling for it, and once again people are excited.
    I'm sure this time it will be EU5 but in good or your "Fantasy GSG".

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow new paradox game, will look in it around the year 2025 maby it will be worth something.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh boy more paraslop
    >I can't wait to fork over 1000 eurobucks in DLC
    >peg me harder, johann
    anyway, the font looks science fictiony, and not ye oldey, so as much as elf stellaris has been predicted, I think it's something in the opposite direction on the timeline

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Stellaris!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he buys dlc

      oh nonono!

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2h 40min

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't expect much. Obviously Millenium was the main announcment, this is just gonna be some shitty cheap game from a small studio.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was disappointed with Milenia game and announcement.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    42 minutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LINK

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP you dumb Black person

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am sorry fren. Thank you!

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit or not shit, what is your prediction

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    March of the Eagles 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      boohoo

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spore 2

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    civ clone 2

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here we go.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hahahahahahah

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a first person factory game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox as usual jumping on a trend a decade late.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a game is good then I don't care when it comes out.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    factorio in 3d clone

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over
    the game's shit

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like satisfactory so maybe this is cool

    demo available in 4 days

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, 7 days
      doesn't really look that interesting tbh
      voxel blocks like in minecraft but focused just on building
      maybe the gampeplay is fun and looks like its going to be multiplayer though

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SATISCACTORY CLOEN!?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/983870/FOUNDRY/

    I guess this is the wrong board for this game now lol
    are factory games considered strategy games?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox is over gg

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Show a robot army
    >Don't show them taking over anything
    shit game.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it even possible to be this creatively bankrupt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Devs seem to be first timers chasing trends to late to make it stand out. Paradox management on the other hand are still just fricking idiots though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >creatively bankrupt
      Take note the upcoming PDX releases:
      >minecraft
      >the sims
      >civilisation
      >sim city sequel

      Fricking hilarious

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which game is the sims?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Life by You

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A big difference compared to satisfactory is that you seem to be able to terraform the landspace fully like in minecraft

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue's hand is kinda fricked

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are like 35 dev blogs on the steam page

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atrocious. At least it's not /vst/ so I don't have to hear about it here anymore.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first update on the steam page was 13th October 2020 (announcing a official discord for the game), so I guess Paradox just picked them up recently or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing some pirate demo version like almost a year ago, so I guess it's a publishing deal?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you like it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. It wasn't offensive, but also didn't really hook me beyond a couple days. There's a lot of gregtech/satisfactory 3d factory clones out there.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gregtech
            mein neger

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But this was already announced? I saw people talking about it on /egg/ days ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, seems like they just signed on publishing rights to a game that has in in development openly for a while.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's just Satisfactory + Minecraft?

    Eh, mite b cool.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"huh, looks cool"
    >check steam page
    >it's already on my wishlist
    lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's been on Steam for like 3 years, Paradox just made a publishing deal with the developers which is why they're shilling it now.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a civ clone and now a satisfactory clone, which was already a 3d clone of factario wow amazing.
    who fricking cares about any slop this shit studio pumps out anymore

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Company went public in 2016
    >All games made after 2016 is shit.
    Many such cases. Why are we surprised anymore? There are no good developers anymore. The israelites ruin everything they touch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      CK3 pisses in your face hater.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >civ clone

    there is? Frick I hope it's not Humakind level wokery.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >civ clone
    >clone of factorio clone
    ????
    why is pdx doing this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      money

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