New Half-Life in dev

remember they released Alyx in 2020

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xyz in dev
    so fricking what? there's ALWAYS something "in development" at Valve, it doesn't mean anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 was in development for eight years, so at least I'll have some sort of kino by the time I'm on my deathbed.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total houndeye death.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New half-life is ALWAYS in development. Whether we see it or not is another question entirely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Valve probably has been "working" on at least 10 different games in the past three years. Doesn't mean we will see any of them, though.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *wubwuuuuubs* in youre path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk the onomatopoeia for the attack charge up sound.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve likes making their games demo some new technology. Like how Alyx happened because of VR.
    So if they do make a new Half-Life game, it'll be filled with AI technology generating things as you play. Or at least it'll be made with heavy usage of AI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I for one, am looking forward to vr sex with alyx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did Valve ever mention a foray in AI? I'm not sure they would ever use it for something that's not a mundane grass texture or whatever the frick artists hate working on. Why isn't this the train of thought? Make the AI do the moronic brick texture and get the designers to work more on character and world design.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We really doing this song & dance again? I remember the whole of last decade was homosexuals circlejerking over any valve game update that contained strings of half-life in this, and I'm pretty sure that Houndeye is unused from DOTA2 not a new asset.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's real

      rope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another day, another brownie, another transparent trolling attempt. Why.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u dont know tyler mcBlack person? literally how new?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tyler mcBlack person
        immediately discarded

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Valve literally had to hire a guy to tard wrangle him because he got a hold of the actual email directory at Valve and started spamming them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dota 2 model is different, the new one has the cartoonish style of HL Alyx

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate the alyx artstyle

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i cant believe it took me this long to realize what the houndeyes face is supposed to look like

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, their face is a sphincter with a bunch of black eyes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    combine multiplayer game with objectives sounds fun.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CSGO(2) half life-themed battle pass
    >WACKY skins for guns
    >WACKY Alyx and Gordon playermodels (that look like shit)
    >LE HECKING houndeye gun sticker
    >a finger in the monkey paw curls

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe a new game is in development wow this is breaking news y'alls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for Valve releasing a new Half-life is a miracle, between 2008 and 2024 it only happened 1 time

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 it's Half Life Source (2)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They also worked on a new L4D, several new IPs, Portal 3, none of which saw the light of day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Valve just fricking toss every game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because PCtards only use steam so why bother making a game lol lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not good enough in their eyes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well with the "new L4D" (it was never new it's a port of L4D2 to Source 2 and a single scene test) That never saw the light of day because the L4D community is legitimately so awful Valve decided not to release it since it would likely be borderline unplayable in hours.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To oversimplify game development, there's two main phases: the fun experimentation phase where devs get to play with ideas, and the grueling painful crunch phase to actually finish the game, where they have to grind to create content, add details, and polish. In the old days when Valve was a scrappy start-up that absolutely had to ship games to make money, the guys with influence cracked the whip to push through the crunch phase. Now that they don't necessarily need to ship games to make money, it's harder to crack the whip to push through the crunch phase to finish the game and way more tempting to just go off and have fun chasing a new project idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're perfectionists

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons getting worked up over fricking hammer icons. It's literally meaningless clickbait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not care for Half-Life.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do houndeyes eat

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valve's biggest blessing and its biggest curse is its unconventional corporate structure.

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