I wager to bet that if a normal adult female and not a twitter fried treehouse dangerhair did the announcements it would be way more pleasant to listen to.
Wayforward makes a thousand garbage games to make one good one, what changed is that the garbage ones now aren't licensed shit people don't even pay attention too, also no more small kino projects like the dsi and 3ds eShop games
Friendly reminder that indies are intended to be replacement for traditional B, A, AA and AAA games
Friendly reminder that Ganker fellates indies so hard they look down on anyone who pirates them.
Why does indy games feel like they're talking too and making shit for literal morons? That or "we're so deep, human emotions" >Indy game >Paid DLC
Frick off.
Considering the mess that PT went though during its development, its better that it found its identity as a sonic-like instead. The level design when it took closer inspiration from Wario Land 3 was genuinely unpleasant slow paced lock & key bullshit.
Considering the mess that PT went though during its development, its better that it found its identity as a sonic-like instead. The level design when it took closer inspiration from Wario Land 3 was genuinely unpleasant slow paced lock & key bullshit.
And people will still insist that it's like Wario still even though it's not. It's kind of annoying.
I mean its not mystery that it took design ideas from Wario. The game shifting in identity doesn't make it less wario-inspired. And if anything it has become its own thing instead of "that Wario fangame"
Frogs are probably the mascot of ugly-cute animals.
Not to mention, having a high jump and a whip tongue naturally makes for interesting gameplay mechanics too.
Developing games has never been easier, and still they still make the same games again and again and again.
Your favorite game that never got a sequel or new games for more than two decades? Indie developers could easily make a proper spiritual successor, but they would rather not.
Did half the people even begging for Silksong in the youtube chat even fricking play it? Was HK really that popular? A lot of it has to be bandwagoning right? "That's the thing I'm supposed to be begging for from this thing since I can't beg for first party reveals"
Because it is? Pizza Tower being a Wario Land knock off does not prevent a Pizza Tower knock off from being a Pizza Tower knock off, it can be both a Pizza Tower and Wario Land knock off.
Yea, normal at the minimum, I dont see any details, I don't know what her face look like, the detail of her clothing, she seem to have a nice body shape and haircut.
I would have loved to see her in her body suit, though.
Japanese companies are insanely autistic about that shit. There are unironic companies that would strike Nintendo cause they didn't get permission to show this homie's watch
Ok skipping through everything now nothing at first really interested me but nothing seemed that awful either until >day 1 DLC for an indie game about selling stickers
What do you mean "why"? I love Steamworld heist and steamworld heist was such a fricking good game
I didn't expect they'd make a sequel but I'm happy about it, can't wait for more cute robot waifus
Not that anon. But it's basically 2D side-scrolling xcom. But where you aim and ricochet shots and stuff.
The first game was really cool. And it was the game of theirs with the most potential.
>make game >make sure the aesthetic appeals to LA grad students (epic cats and frogs who wear beanies and drink coffee ;3!!!) >there you go. You'll probably make between 10k and above for maybe 3 years work cos a handful of trannies bought your game for a single twitter post about how wholesome it is
>nintendo goat simulator >shitty LE RETRO GAMES metroidvania >"personality test game" >its just fricking stickers >wario land/pizza tower clone >boring climbing sim >cringe shit >dont even know what to call this. >"indie" TMNT rougelite
ok the cat pirate one looks "decent enough", not gunna shame it >dev interview before even showing the game, the game itself is mobile tier.
and then half of the quick look games seemed moderately more interesting than the ones shown. >finishing off on... that
welp. not sure what i was expecting
Why is anyone surprised that Silksong wasn't here? With all the hype around it it's obvious it's not going to be announced during 20 minutes of shovelware
homie, there is already highly advanced ai voice shit out there were you can high pitch the voices like this and make it sound ultra realistic, look at elevenlabs or whatever the frick it was called. 1000% AI voices
>ultra realistic
Until you want variation in tone, actual emotion and adapting the voice to the context of what's actually being said.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
keep living in the stone age, dumbfrick. AI voices are out there were you can't even differentiate anymore if it's real or not
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes I can. The moment a character continuously insist on speaking with the same monotone voice with no actual emotion or variation to it you can tell it's AI shit. Like how in every Dagoth Ur video no matter what's the context he always talks in this same tone of voice.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
moron, for the last fricking time, there are AI voices out you can use that make completely zero difference now between a human and AI, you can't tell the difference anymore, so stop being a fricking smartass and believe me when I fricking tell you this
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ITS TOTALLY 100% AI NINTENDO IS BROKE >erm actually, ai and normal human voices are 100% indistinguishable
so which is it? is totally 100% ai or you can absolutely never tell if it is ai or human because there is no difference?
moron
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
nah you can tell if you listen closely but most fricktards won't do that, but when they add those extremely fake hiipie yeeah moments you can tell it's AI
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ai and normal human voices are 100% indistinguishable >you can tell if you listen closely
Your opinion sir, it's average.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
?si=DosKIcZkNuvOVeNj
You were saying? Just admit that shitendo is too broke to hire actual people lmao
>Nintendo of America gets two annoying shitters making embarrassing jokes >Nintendo of Japan gets fricking Dio Brando to calmly present the games as is
This country, man...
That's the MH anniversary stream as well >jap stream gets the producer and people actually involved in MH >american stream gets 5 literal twitter e-celebs in a videochat
That's the MH anniversary stream as well >jap stream gets the producer and people actually involved in MH >american stream gets 5 literal twitter e-celebs in a videochat
thats just how american culture is, and even if you don't think it is, the people in suits will force it on you anyway
Imagine you finally get to work on your dream game. You're independent, you put in the work, you work late into the night on a product you want to be proud of and one you want the world to appreciate because you think gamers deserve a good game instead of constant AAA goyslop.
Then it gets revealed in a nintendo indie direct and the chat is full of 14 year olds spamming L and asking for Silksong
With those games you have to be ready to take the L from 14 year olds. Did you think the stitching game would be loved by teenagers? No, it's for middle aged moms for fricks sake. Steamworld? They're not in Fortnite so why would kids give a frick.
Don't worry. there will be plenty of social butterflies on youtube and twitter trying to defend and shill their games for them since they're inclusive and diverse.
I went in with 0 expectations and left mildly whelmed
Only things I was a little interested in were that """personality test""" game (DUDE SAMURAI PERSONALITY LMAO), the Wario world clone that isn't pizza tower, and steamworld
I was only mildly interested in the Wayforward game (which looks pretty mediocre) and the monochrome platformer about the animals.
I thought it was a bit weak.
And I didn't even understand how that japanese puzzle worked.
what's the point, ai will take over all media over the next 5 years and no one will want to see a half-baked humie game compared to something infinitely generated to perfection
My game has awful, awful programmer art.
And I don't have the funds to hire and artist.
And the only artists I've found willing to work for free have also wanted to practically change the entire game and have me program their game instead.
It's a heavily Elona inspired roguelite adventure game. With autistic RPG detail and character gen/growth options. With pre-designed and randomized dungeons in an otherwise pre-designed overworld (with minor randomized details).
It began because I was autistic about designing my own beastmaster and necromancer rpg classes and evolved from there.
At this rate you'll probably see my game within 10~ years or never. So yeah.
>With pre-designed and randomized dungeons in an otherwise pre-designed overworld (with minor randomized details).
Sounds interesting, that's something I wanted to do too but I'm a code moron so lol. Would play if you ever finish it, even with programmer art. If it's just sprites they're easy to do and you can hide your powerlevel with editing free assets.
I guess that comes down to what you consider worse.
Not trying at all, or trying and not getting the results you want from as the creators and/or the audience.
I didn't actually watch it because I came in just as it was finishing but I had a very quick flick through it and while it seems a major step up from some past indie worlds seeing day 1 DLC in an indie world really knocks it down, I was hoping to see Galaxy Princess Zorana as well so none of that is a shame, although I don't think it's announced for anything but PC anyway
I took a glance at it, I feel bad for the ANTONBLAST devs, they were making it for so long Pizza tower came and went/ Pizza tower is really good, so I'll probably give ANTONBLAST a try too
nobody cares
everybody cares
I CARE
>Sneed direct
I DON’T CARE
5 minutes!
> Another rogue metroidvania game and another farming simulator
Kid, I CARE, US care confirmed!
No Silksong and No Deltarune make Anonymous something something…
I care somewhat
>indie slop
Where are the first party games? All Nintendo has this year is a game for little girls and a fricking remaster.
Is there a japanese stream?
>thinking Silksong will be at a presentation where not even 40k people are watching
ABIB GET IN HERE
i dont like homosexual knight and i rarely touch my switch should i even bother watching?
>Chat trying to will silksong into existance by clowning themselves for expecting it
>Chat is disabled
Confirmed slop, and I only own a switch. We had a good run.
watch it on twitch
>Twitch
That's a no for me
>shitty puns already
ENough with this shit, no one is a fricking kid.
But what about fricking a kid?
>fricking a kid
who would want that?
>nintendo direct
>no kids
Uh?
We're all cute girls!
>Zoom call
>narrative designer
>indie
a.k.a.: a bunch of pretentious low effort low graphics garbage with bland female leads and artificial difficulty
little titty big shitty
gonna be garbage
Gato sexo
>Teaching my kids to cope
cat Chads we fricking won
bugcucks on suicide watch
I sleep, (You) me when the announce Silksong
>Straylike
>cat homosexual simulator
zzzzzzzzzz
>we have stray at home
reddit animal
why did white devs lose their SOVL
>PURRetty nifty hats
I swear to god, if silksong doesnt release this year
im gonna do it
Another fricking le cute catto game.
I guess at least there's more gameplay than the walking simulator.
god I wish cats were real
>indie world
>gayforward
YARS REVENGE?!?
New wayforward waifu alright
Yep. Not gonna buy her game, just gonna wait for the porn.
BPD AND ECSTASY
METROIDVANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Full vid, no silk.
These are some innovative, original games so far
Wayforward = Garbage
Mummy Demastered was the only good game they made
>2.5D ugly not-Metroid with an e-girl
Jesus Christ
Christ, I hate all these people.
Oh great, a game with pussy.
And now everybody on Ganker is gonna simp for her.
A quest to stop Bobby Qotech.
>Another metroidvania
STICKY???
Not an actual direct moron. No sticky.
>vocal fry rising
>treehouse and wayforward
>not expecting concentrated doses of gay valleyshittery
Is that what you call all these effeminate voices I can't stand?
I wager to bet that if a normal adult female and not a twitter fried treehouse dangerhair did the announcements it would be way more pleasant to listen to.
The frick happened to WayForward? They used to be great in the early 2010s. Now everything is low quality Unity shit.
Wayforward makes a thousand garbage games to make one good one, what changed is that the garbage ones now aren't licensed shit people don't even pay attention too, also no more small kino projects like the dsi and 3ds eShop games
>Mighty number 9 but with girls
>WayForward
Chick's gay. Don't ask how I know.
What happened to Way Forward? They used to be good
>That framerate
>Those stiff animations
Yeah ok
what do you expect from wayforward? these people are fricking hacks these days, they only want profit
>Wayfoward
>atari
>insufferable protag girl
It's gonna be shit
I've always wanted a prequel to Yar's Revenge
Why do they keep trying to make Yar's Revenge a thing
>2d game
>below 30fps drops
fricking really?
5 minutes in and I've had enough vocal fry, gotta skip this shit.
>nintendo goat simulator
>shitty LE RETRO GAMES metroidvania
>"personality test game"
oh yeah this is a fricking terrible opening.
>nintendo
>indie games
What were you expecting?
what does woke mean i see youtube chat spamming it
>merchant
JP Direct fully uploaded. No Silksong
No point watching then.
>no silksong
Called it lmao.
The ratings are a nothingburger
here's your 'Silksong'
welp. not sure if i should keep watching then.
its been fricking atrocious so far
Thanks for the heads up, I'm out.
Thanks for the spoiler.
What a disappointment.
Even indie games are shit now.
Holy frick thank you.
Then again we got antonblast right now, but lol November
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RELEASE THE GAME YOU AUSSIE FRICKS!!
>not even one remotely enticing game
my own fault really
exit 8 looks like low effort garbage but I'm kinda interested
New Wayforward bawd
>self discovery
>that hair
>the doctors decides
garanteed 41% metacritics
how was the cat game running at 60 fps but that 2D metroidvania wasn't
Because the cat game was pc footage genius
WAYFORWARD TOOK THE SWEET BABBYPILL
You seriously thought a Californian company that hires 560 twitter gays per project wasn't woke till now?
I saw Wayforward and got excited, but that writing smells like early stage Forspoken syndrome
>Wayforward
>Atari
>Indie
Why do these people sound like their off their head on something
Friendly reminder that indies are intended to be replacement for traditional B, A, AA and AAA games
Friendly reminder that Ganker fellates indies so hard they look down on anyone who pirates them.
YOU
>literally a personality test
>totally unrelated game using the name of a long-dead series as little more than a barely-present aesthetic choice
>obnoxious voice hacker girl
why
Meyers Briggs: The Movie: The Game
holy onions
nice dog
>sticky business
coom game?
Jesus those 4 devs looks diseased in every kind of way
They all have AIDS from taking BBC up the ass every weekend.
>cozy
when will these rebecca sugar types be gone from the industry?
you just know
In 20 years when all the kids who grew up with these kinds as authority figures go in the opposite direction.
>indie
Reminder: Silksong Never Ever.
So Refind Self is basically Wonder Project?
That's how indie developers roll: they plagiarize old or obscure games and pass them as their own.
Wholseome doggo and funny puns
>Cozy sims
Is this the new farming sims ?
>Etsy Sim
That dude has no testosterone why the frick is he sitting like that
Cat game has been the best looking one so far kek.
>all DEI games
yea ima pass
where the video games
I like the rabbit sticker
Any good games so far?
no
refind self is fine but you could already play it on steam
Can’t wait to make racially insensitive stickers and have them conquer the world in this one
DOG!
this sticker shits looks like a glorified girlgames.com garbage
>pais dlc on reveal
O NONONONONONONONO
Why does indy games feel like they're talking too and making shit for literal morons? That or "we're so deep, human emotions"
>Indy game
>Paid DLC
Frick off.
How hard on the spectrum do you have to go to enjoy this game?
>not-goat simulator
>not-metroid dread
>a fricking personality test
>not-mario paint
Japan has fallen. Mirrions must sudoku.
>Pixel globohomosexual artstyle
gross
>dlc for an indie game
>day 1 dlc
I thought indies were better than this
>already announcing paid DLC for stickers
>Indie game
>Timed console exclusive
>Already has DLC
>DLC is also a timed console exclusive
I hate these soys
>Timed console exclusive
This means it's on PC LOL
pc always wins baybee
It wouldn't matter, all tendie games are on PC.
>paid indie dlc
its over
>releasing game together with dlc
Nintendo was fallen
>Dev/Pub name is "Saving The World Game By Game"
fricking hell these people
PIZZALIKE
>game launches with DLC
why?
Oh shit antonblast
>paid DLC
>for an indie game
Oh frick off
Oh hey, I remember Anton Blast
Holy shit is Anton finally coming out?
Oh look, it's Great Value Pizza Tower
So it isn't a Switch exclusive? What's the point then?
Nintendo pays for these showcases so it's basically free marketing for the devs.
>pizza tower clone already
>he doesn't know
ptowerlike
>literally pizza tower
A game that looks like an actual game is so surreal, even if it's a Pizza Tower knock off.
>warioland likes are now pizza tower rip-offs
Yeah ok sure.
Can't believe Nips made 5 games that ripped off Helldivers 2.
cursed headline
>pizza tower clones are a thing now
o jesus kill me
Finally, something good.
anton blast actually looks good
oh shit it's that twitter game
>pizza tower at home
THEY HAVE PAID DLC BECAUSE ITS ALREADY BEEN OUT FOR LIKE A YEAR ON PC
Finally a new wario land game
It's literally peak
>Pizzatards not knowing that Pizza tower is a Wario Land clone
LMAO why 100k people are watching this? Xbox can't put this much people on a major event kek
Bots
What a fricking disgusting art style
watching these make me realize that I'm too old for video games and need to find a new hobby
Newground OC Shitter game
At least Antonblast still resembles Wario.
I am still upset with Pizza Tower for fundamentally changing its gameplay so much.
Considering the mess that PT went though during its development, its better that it found its identity as a sonic-like instead. The level design when it took closer inspiration from Wario Land 3 was genuinely unpleasant slow paced lock & key bullshit.
And people will still insist that it's like Wario still even though it's not. It's kind of annoying.
I mean its not mystery that it took design ideas from Wario. The game shifting in identity doesn't make it less wario-inspired. And if anything it has become its own thing instead of "that Wario fangame"
>bootleg Pizza Tower
Okay I'm out.
You guys know Pizza Tower was a Wario Land clone, right? Anton Blast is closer to Wario than Pizza Tower
This is you, shut the frick up.
>why won't you just let me lie online??!
Anton Blast is a PizzaTowerlike no relation to Mario at all
they are called ptowerlikes
A frog using its tongue as a grappling hook is a great idea.
>AAA gaming weakest ever
>indie devs still refuse to make an actual video game
why does this keep happening
I really hope everyone calling it a pizza tower clone is just pretending to be moronic
They're zoomers, so yes.
>speedrunner game
why the frick everyone doesn't do Wario-inspired game right?
It's locked.
ptowerlikes are among my fav types of games
>sayonara wild lesbians
>wario land is now pizza tower
This place is full of fricking zoomers
It’s because they have very similar art styles and sense of movement/visual effects.
Oh good more artsy fartsy bullshit kill me
It's wario land inspired not a pizza tower clone you fricking spergs
half of the animations looks fricking traced
why did frogs suddenly appear in so many indie games?
blame woke
what's woke about frogs?
nothing
if you see someone unironically use the word "woke", ignore them, their brains have turned to mush
they turned gay
ribbit king 2 when?
Frogs are probably the mascot of ugly-cute animals.
Not to mention, having a high jump and a whip tongue naturally makes for interesting gameplay mechanics too.
Wtf is with all these stupid baby games
Bros I fricking hate indie devs so much
The only people who can afford to quit their job and go full time into game production are coddled trustfund kiddies.
Developing games has never been easier, and still they still make the same games again and again and again.
Your favorite game that never got a sequel or new games for more than two decades? Indie developers could easily make a proper spiritual successor, but they would rather not.
>Wariogays not know that Wario Land is a Super Mario clone
>Wario Land is a Super Mario clone
It isn't though
It is. Give me 87 reasons why it's not
L-laser Eyes?
MORE ROGUE LIKES AND VAMPIRE SURVIVORS GAMES POGGERINO UP MY ASSERIONO AHHH UHHH OHHH
wow that's an ugly artsyle
Holy shit the creator of EVROPA, how did Nintendo convince him to appear?
Troon world
god I cannot fricking wait until silksong finally comes out and turns out to be complete shit
it's gonna be glorious
dogshittendo™ is dead to me
facade 2 just dropped
Shame, the environments look nice.
MELON
FIX IT FIX IT FELIX AS FAST AS YOU CAN
Chai if he Adventure Time
VGH HYPERBOREA
Did half the people even begging for Silksong in the youtube chat even fricking play it? Was HK really that popular? A lot of it has to be bandwagoning right? "That's the thing I'm supposed to be begging for from this thing since I can't beg for first party reveals"
they need it to come out so they can watch their favourite streamer play it
>we have ni no kuni at home
we have ni no kuni without gameplay
>"watercolor vibes"
>its late 90s 3dcg
hmmmm
>its late 90s 3dcg
you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
MAN THIS SHIT IS ALL STUFF THAT'S ALREADY BEEN ON PC FOR LIKE A YEAR
ENJOY THE SCRAPS NINTENDORKS
I'm gonna kill myself if they don't announce the switch 2 here
rest in rip anon
> botw clone but ugliest model ever
now we got BOTW clone shitters
I fricking hate videogames
BOTW and its influence has been a disaster for the video games industry
Ni no Kuni if platformer?
People calling Anton Blast a "pizza tower" ripoff
people on this site are zoomers who know nothing about video games
Because it is? Pizza Tower being a Wario Land knock off does not prevent a Pizza Tower knock off from being a Pizza Tower knock off, it can be both a Pizza Tower and Wario Land knock off.
his fault for sitting on his ass while the other Black person actually got his game out, now he's going to be the copycat
Indie gays would literally die if they were to make a game with interesting or innovative gameplay
BOTW and its influence is really great
>genshin impact clone
o boy an extended unity platformer tutorial, thrilling
wtf? roguelike tmnt???
>Rougelike TMNT
KWAB
The world looks nice but that player character is poo
>established IP
>indie game
>ROGUELIKE
>DAMAGE NUMBERS
two strikes, you're out
>TMNT
>Indie
>2012+12
>TMNT
I know, it's greay
>Still no Pizza tower port for Switch
>roguelike
thats what I call "totally bogus"
TMNT roguelite. Looks like shovelware
all these artsy fartsy homosexuals that use indie games to be a replacement for their failed hollywood ambitions need to frick off
>le quirky millennial "humor" everywhere
oh god...kill me.
>Licensed game for a decades-old multimedia franchise
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""indie"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>absolutely zero good games
I genuinely don't know what I was expecting
>no two runs are the same!
Why do they still use this as a selling point? People know what roguelikes are.
Alright who asked for a roguelite TMNT game
Jaysus Christ how badly can those turtle run animations slide over the floor, fricking pajeet work.
>roguelike
Not even once.
>roguelike
Wtf I look like that
Hades TMNT, sure I'll pirate it.
Looks soulless but fun.
>IT's a Hades-like
>rougelike TMNT
Indie is just a nice way to say shovelware isn't it?
It also means 2D pixel metroidvania roguelike RPG Maker RPG walking simulator whose
ok roguelike tmnt looks good
>TMNT Roguelike
Kino. This actually looks pretty fun, I’ll probably buy it
That game is on apple arcade, im glad is finally free from that place
I asked for this rougelite TMNT game
yeah but nobody else did
I didn't.
>white April
I will now buy your game
CATO SEXOOOO
CAT
FRICK I'M LATE, DID THEY SHOW SILKSONG YET?
YES
IT LAUNCHES TODAY
Yes they did but they restarted the stream so you can't rewind to watch it.
They announced that they cancelled Silksong since they're now working on a sequel to the cult classic game My Little Pony: A Maretime Bay Adventure
>PIZZAS HERE!
uhmm janny??
I'm getting sick of Hades-style projectile/impact markers
Fricking Cat's Quest? Really?
What even counts as an iconic location for the TMNT? Sewers? NYC streets?
Big Apple 3 AM
bury my shell at wounded knee
TECHNODRONE
THE FINAL SHELLSHOCK
Technodrome and channel 6 news I guess.
oh another cat quest game
cool
100K+ viewers now. Do Nintendo Indie directs normally have this kind of live viewership?
Those art styles are so gay
are nick and the turtles really considered "indie"? they definitely have more money than the others
Unironically the best game so far, based cat game that was shown on iii
Oh it's Cat Quest
Neat
>more cat shit
cat quest looks good
>Cat Quest 3
Kino is finally on the menu boys.
why is it always cats
They've replaced children with low maintenance pets (hence why it's cats and not dogs). They're dying alone.
The people who make indie games aren't the kinds of people who have children.
____ ____
cats are the soiboi's pet of choice
but the "doggo" though
cat
cat is halal to touch
Cats are funny
Everyone love cats except for israelites and shitskins
Sawadeekaap Khap Khun Khap~
I gotta play Cat Quest 2 at some point.
>Cat Quest 3
>looks great
>no stupid commentary, just gameplay
that's all I need
THAI DETECTED
How are the first 2 Cat Quest games?
They're good. The local coop makes the game amazing if you have someone to play it with.
That Cat Quest game actually looked kinda fun
frick it?
>purease unnastan
why does that guy look like kim from disco elysium
A Japanese that can speak English? What?
That's thai moron
>tfw no cute gamedev wife gf
not worth going on lads
If dogs are so good why are there no dog games?
DogCHADs want to live with their pets. Catcucks want to live AS their pets.
I miss the days when gamedevs were completely anonymous and didn't have faces tied to the names in the credits.
The tonal shift from that sappy europa trailer to the tmnt cringe lingo was so painful holy shit
Wife is hot. Would cuck him.
They already have a bull.
>it's yet another 'indie dev thinks we give a shit about them instead of the game' episode
Why has this shit become so rampant?
You're supposed to feel bad for them so you buy their game.
I don't understand why they think we want to see dev interviews for nothing indie games
I've not seen April in the Ninja Turtle game, how does she look like?
The other characters design looked cool.
hmmm intredesting, looks like she look at least normal, well, I'm interested.
look normal?
Yea, normal at the minimum, I dont see any details, I don't know what her face look like, the detail of her clothing, she seem to have a nice body shape and haircut.
I would have loved to see her in her body suit, though.
troony games
Le Epic Random Penguino!! xD
Would you?
why is the watch censored
Looks like a Sony watch
Because some companies don't like to have their products being shown on non-official media so better safe than sorry.
Japanese companies are insanely autistic about that shit. There are unironic companies that would strike Nintendo cause they didn't get permission to show this homie's watch
That penguing dude fricks Jades wife on the regular
iOS Arcade port
It's actually a quiet comfy puzzle game
knitty griddy?
whats with these gay ass games
there are 3 games that looked cool so it wasn't a ccomplete waste of time.
>picross but ugly
>they still unironically use the term "cozy"
frick i hate indie games so much
If you grew up with an NES, you're now old enough to enjoy embroidery.
Did I miss anything? Was Silksong there?
actually seems pretty good
why did that fat furry photobomb and embroydment game?
"cozy game" mention again
I'm about to fricking kill myself.
ENOUGH WITH THE SHITTY PUNS
>uhhhm guys don't you know that Never Grave isn't a hollow knight clone it's ahctually a castlevania sotn clone
>Paint by numbers Picross
Wow, thanks, I hate it.
Shit I forgot this was happening
Ok skipping through everything now nothing at first really interested me but nothing seemed that awful either until
>day 1 DLC for an indie game about selling stickers
>It's a Color-a-dinosaur-like
SHE wienerU Challenge !
Really cross stitching?
That's the best you could do?
2d 3d picross
>International Woman's Day is the first "holiday" shown
Game does look kind of fun but I hate the artstyle
LIVE SERVICE PUZZLE GAMES
Stitch? More like Shitch
The fact that every segment is a rectangle seems utterly bizarre.
Damn so literally nothing good that’s crazy.
>before we go
This is the best Nintendo can get.
KEEP SAYING IT
Indiecucks in absolute shambles, AAA is god.
Wtf
Bzzzt looks better than most of the showcase ones we saw
>paint by numbers Picross
Wow, thanks, I love it.
>Fake CRT lines
I fricking hate people.
Better fake CRT than real HRT
All of these games look pretty cool. Are Indie games getting better?
unironically yes but we're just seething because we all want Silksong
KEEP SAYIIIING IT
HERE IS SILKSONG LETS GOOOO
>"Oh my God, AAA games are so lame nowadays"
>"Now, indie games, that's the true quality and originality"
Raven > Jinx > Starfire > Blackfire > Terra
shame they always neglect bumblebee and argent in these
where's the unedited pic
Here anon
https://r34i.paheal-cdn.net/b3/0f/b30fe5d2e28dae6bf223d46741439901
they gave jinx a weird ass body
>the image search result
Youre drunk saucenao, go home
Balatro is already out on Switch and its been the most innovative game of 2024
>long-awaited
Was there anything of note?
Absolutely nothing
Even the wayforward kino looked drab
Antonblast
We're finally getting Ducktective.
Schim looks kinda neat
Bros Steam is coming to Switch!!!!
they honestly shouldn't make another indie world or nintendo direct until they have silksong
They should never make an Indie World or Direct again, I concur.
>Steamworld
*sigh*
Imagine giving a shit about indi*slop
Just go and play you're backlog, I'm having a blast with Ghost of Tsushima and Strangers of Paradise
No one asked, just like no one gives a shit about that Mexican prostitute.
Silksongsissies….
OH SHIT STEAMWORLD HEIST 2?!?!?!?!
Why?
What do you mean "why"? I love Steamworld heist and steamworld heist was such a fricking good game
I didn't expect they'd make a sequel but I'm happy about it, can't wait for more cute robot waifus
Why?
Based Steamworld and Cat Quest KINGS shitting on Hollow Tard Sissysong
I already explained "why" moron
Not that anon. But it's basically 2D side-scrolling xcom. But where you aim and ricochet shots and stuff.
The first game was really cool. And it was the game of theirs with the most potential.
Alright who asked for Steamworld Heist 2?
I think
did.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
STEAM BROS, WE WON
Skong was never real ..
>STEAM FRICKING WORLD
who even likes this seires
It's a pretty good series
I like the digging games. I also like Motherlode. I don't give a shit about the other games.
me
Did you ever play Heist? It was their best game.
why is every game that looks even half-decent always forced into a montage at the end instead of getting its own spotlight
Because hacks pay more to get featured
Because they were already announced
Because those are actual games and not DEI art projects made by mouthy Canadians.
I know, right? That frog shadow game reminded me of Ghost Trick. I didn't even catch the name of it.
It's not based on Code Name: S.T.E.A.M.? Never even heard of Steamworld.
>it's silkover
LMAO
they don't want to be associated with this sloppa
What a total waste of time. I dare you name a good game from this shitshow
animal well and refind self
move the goalposts, go on
>refind self
troony game
Steamworld games are pretty sick. Nice.
I can't believe Nintendo is going on Steam....
STEAM OF SWITCH
TIMMY IN SHAMBLES
Well. I was expecting trash with zero games of interest.
But Steamworld Heist 1 was legitimately great. So Heist 2 was a pleasant surprise.
Oh that's neato.
However let's not forget that this dev went to shit when they changed their name to Thunderful
off yikes okay bye see you frens next time
SILK SISSIES LOSE AGAIN.
Bros how do I become an indie developer? Seems like such easy money for very little effort.
learn how to make good graphics since that is half of the marketing
>make game
>make sure the aesthetic appeals to LA grad students (epic cats and frogs who wear beanies and drink coffee ;3!!!)
>there you go. You'll probably make between 10k and above for maybe 3 years work cos a handful of trannies bought your game for a single twitter post about how wholesome it is
GET FRICKED HOLLOWgayS
only game i even considered pirating is the turtles game
>nintendo goat simulator
>shitty LE RETRO GAMES metroidvania
>"personality test game"
>its just fricking stickers
>wario land/pizza tower clone
>boring climbing sim
>cringe shit
>dont even know what to call this.
>"indie" TMNT rougelite
ok the cat pirate one looks "decent enough", not gunna shame it
>dev interview before even showing the game, the game itself is mobile tier.
and then half of the quick look games seemed moderately more interesting than the ones shown.
>finishing off on... that
welp. not sure what i was expecting
ITS FRICKING NOTHING
HATS
HAAAAAAAATS
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
HAT HAT HAT
where da fuq was vividlope
>That's all
NOOOOOO SILKBROS THIS WAS OUR TIME
Honestly indie devs deserve to have obnoxious silkgays shit up their events
I'll look into the stitching game and the shadow frog game.
That's all that appealed to me.
pfffftthAHAHASHAHahah
Just took massive 20 minute shit and missed the presentation. What did I miss?
A massive 20 minutes shit
*Pfffttttt*
SILKSONG STATUS???
Silksong is just too high profile to be show on this kind of stream so people (and shitposters) were delusional from the start.
NEVER EVER
pocket pair's game will be released
why do they host these events and make them like they're directed at elderly switch owners
motherfricking knitting and puzzle games
im tossing my switch in the bin
I can smell Nintendo Treehouse's DEI mitts all over this "showcase."
HAPPY GAMING!!!!!!
would rather have steamwolrd dig 3
shitty games for a shitty console
this checks out
I wouldn't call Steam a "console".
I know this is bait, but I was obviously talking about the switch.
You couldn't have been. The Switch is the best console this generation.
Every time Silksonggays lose I get harder.
I could crush a country with my current density at this point.
Density has nothing to do with how hard something is.
What a bunch of crap lmao. Guy and his wife was wholesome tho.
>absolutely fricking nothing that caught my interest
I'm not even gonna bother watching the Indie World shit anymore.
Why is anyone surprised that Silksong wasn't here? With all the hype around it it's obvious it's not going to be announced during 20 minutes of shovelware
That's where it belongs
Wow it's fricking nothing.
Wow, that was fricking bad. Games either just looked shit or had staight
>we have (x) at home
tier.
I wasn't expecting a lot, but jesus
Why does every trailer commercial talk to the viewer like they're selling childrens toys? No wonder Nintendo fans are so infantalized.
nobody wants to make games anymore, just gay shit
THEY USED FRICKING AI VOICES LMAO, SHITENDO TOO BROKE TO HIRE REAL PEOPLE NOW!
what the frick are you on
bro clean your fricking ears moron, those were AI voices, both male and female
they clearly aren't, listen the final
>happy gaming!
they are insufferable though
homie, there is already highly advanced ai voice shit out there were you can high pitch the voices like this and make it sound ultra realistic, look at elevenlabs or whatever the frick it was called. 1000% AI voices
>ultra realistic
Until you want variation in tone, actual emotion and adapting the voice to the context of what's actually being said.
keep living in the stone age, dumbfrick. AI voices are out there were you can't even differentiate anymore if it's real or not
Yes I can. The moment a character continuously insist on speaking with the same monotone voice with no actual emotion or variation to it you can tell it's AI shit. Like how in every Dagoth Ur video no matter what's the context he always talks in this same tone of voice.
moron, for the last fricking time, there are AI voices out you can use that make completely zero difference now between a human and AI, you can't tell the difference anymore, so stop being a fricking smartass and believe me when I fricking tell you this
>ITS TOTALLY 100% AI NINTENDO IS BROKE
>erm actually, ai and normal human voices are 100% indistinguishable
so which is it? is totally 100% ai or you can absolutely never tell if it is ai or human because there is no difference?
moron
nah you can tell if you listen closely but most fricktards won't do that, but when they add those extremely fake hiipie yeeah moments you can tell it's AI
>ai and normal human voices are 100% indistinguishable
>you can tell if you listen closely
Your opinion sir, it's average.
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You were saying? Just admit that shitendo is too broke to hire actual people lmao
and your post actually just ultra realstic ai
I'm pretty sure it's been the same gays voicing these for years
Was the Japanese stream any better
>Nintendo of America gets two annoying shitters making embarrassing jokes
>Nintendo of Japan gets fricking Dio Brando to calmly present the games as is
This country, man...
That's the MH anniversary stream as well
>jap stream gets the producer and people actually involved in MH
>american stream gets 5 literal twitter e-celebs in a videochat
thats just how american culture is, and even if you don't think it is, the people in suits will force it on you anyway
Cat Quest 3 and BZZZT looked kinda fun, but that's about it.
Imagine you finally get to work on your dream game. You're independent, you put in the work, you work late into the night on a product you want to be proud of and one you want the world to appreciate because you think gamers deserve a good game instead of constant AAA goyslop.
Then it gets revealed in a nintendo indie direct and the chat is full of 14 year olds spamming L and asking for Silksong
skill issue
>silk issue
ftfy
I'd do the same if I were in chat's shoes, tbqh
These indie devs are pretty experienced with the Internet, I'm sure they expected that and brushed it off.
Rent free
With those games you have to be ready to take the L from 14 year olds. Did you think the stitching game would be loved by teenagers? No, it's for middle aged moms for fricks sake. Steamworld? They're not in Fortnite so why would kids give a frick.
I love how the best thing you can say about indie games is
>"At least they aren't AAA!"
They literally can't stand on their own as videogames so they have to use big budget shit as a stepping stone.
Don't worry. there will be plenty of social butterflies on youtube and twitter trying to defend and shill their games for them since they're inclusive and diverse.
>sticker game shows up
this looks cute-
>pride flags
skip
Imagine being bother by 14 years old's spam, lmao.
I just wanted Rift of the Necrodancer
I went in with 0 expectations and left mildly whelmed
Only things I was a little interested in were that """personality test""" game (DUDE SAMURAI PERSONALITY LMAO), the Wario world clone that isn't pizza tower, and steamworld
I was only mildly interested in the Wayforward game (which looks pretty mediocre) and the monochrome platformer about the animals.
I thought it was a bit weak.
And I didn't even understand how that japanese puzzle worked.
What' the new Wayforward game? Their youtube has a trailer for Rose & Camellia which I only know from La Mulana.
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It seems super simplistic and bland...
That's Wayforward for you
Nice tummy, but yeah, that doesn't look good.
that's every wayforward game
it's just an excuse to make spank material
The tumblerina hacker is unappealing though
Did the JP showcase have any good things we didn't get to see?
Fakka you gaijin. Get you own game. Waitu piggu go homu.
>Japanese Fox Hollow Knight
>that was pretty shit
Well where's your game at anon?
Be the change you want to see
what's the point, ai will take over all media over the next 5 years and no one will want to see a half-baked humie game compared to something infinitely generated to perfection
Unfortunately I made my game too good and there is nobody worthy of playing it.
My game has awful, awful programmer art.
And I don't have the funds to hire and artist.
And the only artists I've found willing to work for free have also wanted to practically change the entire game and have me program their game instead.
What's your game about anon?
It's a heavily Elona inspired roguelite adventure game. With autistic RPG detail and character gen/growth options. With pre-designed and randomized dungeons in an otherwise pre-designed overworld (with minor randomized details).
It began because I was autistic about designing my own beastmaster and necromancer rpg classes and evolved from there.
At this rate you'll probably see my game within 10~ years or never. So yeah.
>It's a heavily Elona inspired roguelite adventure game.
Can I get a pet little girl?
Of course.
>With pre-designed and randomized dungeons in an otherwise pre-designed overworld (with minor randomized details).
Sounds interesting, that's something I wanted to do too but I'm a code moron so lol. Would play if you ever finish it, even with programmer art. If it's just sprites they're easy to do and you can hide your powerlevel with editing free assets.
just get some investor capital by telling them you're going to put nigs in it and then remove them at the last second for "budgeting constraints"
I guess that comes down to what you consider worse.
Not trying at all, or trying and not getting the results you want from as the creators and/or the audience.
No. I will only consume and never contribute.
I didn't actually watch it because I came in just as it was finishing but I had a very quick flick through it and while it seems a major step up from some past indie worlds seeing day 1 DLC in an indie world really knocks it down, I was hoping to see Galaxy Princess Zorana as well so none of that is a shame, although I don't think it's announced for anything but PC anyway
>sequel to long live the queen but with good art
you have my attention
Funny how the good shit are all in the nip stream
>first person Backrooms shit
Yeah, nah.
Why does Anton Blast look so unappealing compared to pizza tower?
the game hyper focuses on speed running instead of making compelling level design
Some of the trailer is dumb, like the girl at the end's cut ins were not needed. Outside of that it looks fine decent.
I took a glance at it, I feel bad for the ANTONBLAST devs, they were making it for so long Pizza tower came and went/ Pizza tower is really good, so I'll probably give ANTONBLAST a try too
Here's your Silksong bro
grorious nippon mogging the west as always